Chapter 14: Thigh Hugging
"Uncle! Uncle! Wake up, uncle! β
"What's going on?"
The third uncle slept with a wrinkled face, and looked at Su Ye with a complaining face.
"Uncle! There was a man standing last night, staring at us all night! β
The third uncle squinted his eyes, looked at the window, and the sunny sun sprinkled in a lot, and wondered: "You started thinking about men at a young age?" β
"Hey!"
Su Ye was in a hurry, pulled the quilt open, dragged his arm and walked to the window, "That's it, third uncle!" When I came back yesterday, I thought I had a painting hung, but who knew it was a window! β
The third uncle wore red pants, buttoned his buttocks, opened the window, looked down and sniffed,
"Yo! Something has really been there. β
Su Ye exhaled heavily, "I didn't lie to you!" What is that man, third uncle. β
"Don't care, just a skin."
"What do you mean, the head teacher has an accomplice, and this little minion is a follower?"
"That's right."
The third uncle felt more and more, and lit a cigarette comfortably, "In the month before the college entrance examination, Lao Tzu served a total of two nests, and the fox spirit you know is only one of them, since they sent a little minions to investigate, it means that it will not appear in a short time." β
"What about the other two?"
"One is the West Kunlun at the door of Tang Rui's house, and the skeleton hidden in the bark is their means, raising corpses.
It stands to reason that this Xi Kunlun, like you, has been the son of Bayan for generations, and can be called a well-known family, but he doesn't learn well and takes a crooked path.
Ono, we'll go back and have fun with them after this trip. Dare to stir up trouble in your eighteen tribulations, no special girl is a good thing! β
After the third uncle finished speaking, he angrily spit out a smoke ring, looked at the window and was silent, and suddenly thought of something after a few seconds,
"By the way, I'll find out about Tang Rui for you."
"Really!" Su Ye instantly came to his senses, and sat cross-legged opposite the third uncle, "Tell me quickly, what's going on?" β
"Don't worry, go downstairs to two baskets of fresh meat buns, and then a bowl of freshly ground soy milk, Uncle will tell you slowly."
"Damn! I paid for the room last night! No money! β
"No money?" The third uncle looked disdainful: "Why are you so poor?" β
Su Ye pursed his lips, "Uncle, it's your fault to say that." Haven't you heard that phrase? Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the poor youth! β
The third uncle jumped up and shook his hand is a slap!
"Grandma's legs, poor and reasonable?!"
"Lao Tzu is busy and has to wait for 30 years to eat steamed buns? Get out of here! β
Su Ye touched his head aggrievedly, glared fiercely at the third uncle, and went downstairs.
Ten minutes later,
"Hiccup~"
The third uncle put down the soy milk and lit a cigarette:
"This is also what the old man told me a few days ago, and now that I think about it, there is indeed such a thing.
On the day you were born, your grandfather stabbed a girl in the back with corpse oil, which is called "yin and yang embroidery" in the jargon.
This girl is a soul, and when you finish your first voice, you are taken to the south non-stop.
A few days later, a baby girl who died in the Southern Maternity Hospital was miraculously resurrected, and this baby was Tang Rui.
I did this in the hospital back then.
Three years later, you moved to Nanyang with your father, and we left one after another, and since then, there is someone in Nanyang who has been secretly protecting you.
The corpse buried under the tree in front of her house is what has been going to kill you all these years. β
Su Ye's face was shocked after hearing this, "So, Tang Rui is also the bureau of Grandpa's Bu?" β
"That's right, your grandfather took great pains for you!"
Su Ye didn't speak, and a warm current surged up in his heart,
There is no peace, but someone is silently guarding you.
I'm a child, and she's a child,
But she was faced with things I couldn't imagine.
I grew up, she grew up,
But the environment in which they grew up was very different.
In that wood, in the pitch-black soil, every white bone was a silent battle.
If I were to face those ghosts and ghosts, those terrifying and supernatural things, would I still sit so indifferently?
Su Ye was silent.
Guilt, apologies, self-blame.
He spread out his hands to cover his face and took a deep breath, "Uncle... I'm a little uncomfortable. β
"Hehe", the third uncle touched Su Ye's head, "The fart baby has experienced less, and there will be more in the future, so I will naturally be relieved, treat this girl well." β
As he spoke, he suddenly glanced at the bell on Su Ye's wrist, and the corners of his mouth snorted,
"Who gave this to you?"
"Huh?" Su Ye raised his hand and shook it, "What's wrong, uncle?" β
"Take it off and I'll take a look."
"Oh."
The third uncle picked up the bell and looked at it for a few seconds, his eyes lit up, and he smacked his lips and said, "Tsk, this is a good thing!" β
"Good stuff?" Su Ye wondered.
"The luck of this thing is about to catch up with the Su family's ancestral card!"
"What's luck, third uncle."
The third uncle thought for a while, "The luck of the people is actually a kind of potential between heaven and earth. It is very mysterious, people themselves also have fortune, and people who live in a place also have the luck of a place, and most of these luck are concentrated in places or things that are very important to this place.
For example, the hospital is responsible for saving everyone's lives and helping the wounded, such as the government, which is responsible for the livelihood of the people in a region.
People are the spirits of heaven and earth, and the people's mental power is huge, and in ancient times, the big seal of the governor of a state condensed the luck of most of the people in this state, and even the ghosts were scattered.
As for the emperor's jade seal, it is even more incredible, even if it is a thousand-year-old boss board, he doesn't dare to approach it, otherwise his soul will be scattered.
The bell in your hand, don't look small, but it has magnificent luck inside, and it will clean up the messy little minions around you. β
"But isn't this thing grafting bad luck onto someone else?" Su Ye spread out his hands, "A month ago, the proprietress of the wonton shop was ...... because of this"
The third uncle smiled indifferently, "Which wonton shop, have you eaten it?" β
"The one at the entrance of Chengbei Street is famous, of course I have eaten it."
"Did you eat it that day?"
"I ......"
Su Ye was suddenly stunned, thinking about it carefully, he told the boss to make two bowls of wontons, and the proprietress was also enthusiastic about adding eggs.
When the wontons were served, Qi Tong took two bowls and gobbled them up, and Su Ye was about to chatter, when the boss's scalp was ripped by the egg beater.
"Isn't it?" Su Ye's face was full of astonishment, and he stood up suddenly, and said in a trembling voice: "That wonton is poisonous!" β
"Hehe, not stupid." The third uncle lit a cigarette, "This baby with a pupil is saving you." Hiss...... Wait, this name sounds familiar, huh? β
"Hey, it's the girl at the entrance of the hospital yesterday."
"Yo!" The third uncle blinked, "It's not an ordinary horn who can come up with this kind of thing, you ** cub, will you be filled with ecstasy soup?" β
"Why!" Su Ye pulled back the bell and put it on, "Qi Tong has her purpose, as for what it is, I don't know." β
"I don't know if you dare to stay around?" The third uncle's face changed suddenly.
Su Ye was startled when he saw the third uncle's face change suddenly, "I... I think that she ... She's nothing..."
"... Your teacher still gives you homework every day! The third uncle stepped on the cigarette butt and quickly put on his clothes, his expression becoming more and more solemn.
Su Ye was a little stunned, and hurriedly confessed everything about being with Qi Tong during this time.
"Uncle... Where are you going? β
"Wipe your ass!"
The third uncle glared, angry, and grabbed Su Ye's ears and came to the window, "Did you see the building opposite?" If there is any movement, call Lao Tzu. β
Su Ye screamed in pain, rubbed his ears, and suddenly saw a black sports car driving downstairs.
"Third uncle! Third uncle! Seven pupils! β
"Where?"
"Her car."
"Yo he, this Nizi runs very hard, and the purpose is not small! Wait here. β
The third uncle hastily slapped his face with cold water and went downstairs.
When Qi Tong saw the third uncle, she got out of the car with a smile.
"Su Ye is on it."
The third uncle didn't speak, but walked around the shiny limousine and shook his head,
"Rich people are just different, let's go, let's talk?"
"Me and you?"
"Yes."
Qi Hitomi thought for a moment, "That... Do you have something to eat? β
Five minutes later, the two sat at the door of the shop downstairs.
The third uncle pinched a blue ice cream, and his eyes lit up.
"Is this a success?"
"Uh-huh!"
Qi Tong stretched out his hand and couldn't wait to take it, and ate a big bite.
The blueberry fragrance echoing in his mouth is sweet, he closed his eyes, and couldn't help but make up a sea of flowers in his brain, and his little face was just a touch of blush in two seconds, and he was full of happiness: "It's delicious!" β
"Huh." The third uncle smiled, "You eat yours, uncle asks you something." β
"Uh-huh."
"You... I guess I'm already dead. β
"Why do you ask?"
The third uncle crossed his hands and lazily cocked Erlang's legs: "Girl, I showed the bell you gave Su Ye, what a coincidence, I also have similar things at home."
But as far as I know, for this thing to work, it has to be alive and the caster.
The spirit card of the Su family is the ancestor's, and it can't be used at all without some means, but your bell is always exuding luck, which can only show that you have lived until now. β
Qi Tong puffed out his cheeks, "Inviting someone to eat ice cream and answering so many questions, troublesome!" β
"It's okay, take it slowly, it's enough." The third uncle lit a cigarette, leaned back in his chair, and put on a relaxed appearance that was willing to listen.
"And what if I don't say it?"
The corners of the third uncle's mouth rose slightly, and he said softly: "That... I'll kill you. β
"Why?"
"As long as you don't know anything about the Su family, you will."
"Alright, come on." Qi Tong put down the spoon, looked at the third uncle, paused, and quickly stuffed a big mouthful.
Looking at the eyes of Qi with ice cream sticking to the corners of his mouth, the third uncle couldn't cry or laugh, and sighed, "Or?" β
"Uh-huh!"
The third uncle took out a tempting big red cone from the store and placed it in the center of the table.
Qi Tong reached out to grab it, and the third uncle pulled it back and said with a smile, "Let's talk first." β
"Huh..."
Qi Tong pouted, "Actually, I know your concerns, how can you say it?" I'm a bit of a troublemaker, to be exact, I still haven't figured it out. β
"Then I'll ask you." The third uncle pointed his finger on the table, and after a few seconds, said, "How long have you lived?" β
Qi Tong frowned and thought for a moment, "Almost... More than 5,000 years. β
The third uncle frowned, and soon regained his composure, "What is the reason?" β
"It's a curse to hear from the people."
"What clansmen?"
"Bloodline."
"Vampires?"
"But I haven't drunk it either."
The third uncle fell into deep thought and muttered: "I have heard of vampires, they were brilliant for a while, and they were short-lived, but they are not in our acre and three points of land." β
"Actually, we don't know if the Blood Clan is a vampire or not, and it's just that there are only forty-two people left, and only one left two days ago."
"Existing? What do you mean... The clansmen are different from you, they will die? β
"Yes." Qi Tong lowered his head, his eyes flashing with sadness that could not be concealed, "I sent away many, many clansmen. β
The third uncle nodded and said bitterly: "I understand this feeling." β
"One of the clan stewards told me that the Bloods went through a purgatory-like ordeal more than a decade ago, and we all survived by luck. During that ordeal, I received a curse that I would never grow up.
Before leaving, the manager gave me a bell and told me that when the bell rang, I would go to the man, and if he could live to grow up with me, the curse on me would be broken. β
"This person is Su Ye?"
"Yes."
"What are the criteria for selecting people for this bell?"
"I don't know..."
"So, you used to be a child, and you only started to grow up after you met Su Ye."
"That's right, it's been more than a month, it's amazing."
"You've been protecting him all this month?"
"Hee-hee..."
The third uncle didn't speak, and sat quietly in the chair, not knowing what he was thinking.
Qi Tong squinted his eyes, and while the third uncle was in a daze, he snatched the ice cream from his hand and tore it apart.
"Ahh Sure enough, it tastes good together. β
Hearing this, the third uncle's eyes flashed with an imperceptible light, he cleared his throat, and said:
"Speaking of which, Uncle won't hide it from you, in fact, Uncle knows what your curse is."
"Huh?!"
Qi Tong trembled violently, even ignoring his favorite ice cream, raised his head, and looked at the third uncle cutely, his little face was full of nervousness.
"Uh... Don't look at me like that, I've only heard. The third uncle moved his body, and said seriously,
"Although vampires have only been known for a short time, their methods are impressive, especially the blood method of mastery of witchcraft."
"Blood law?"
"Hmm..."
"The whereabouts of the Blood Law are secretive and the methods are sharp, and few people can really understand them. I also read about them in a book a few years ago. β
"Speak quickly!"
The third uncle's expression became more and more solemn, and he lowered his voice: "I heard that your family's blood magic will be an ancient curse technique, and its effect is exactly the same as what happened to you.
The cursed do not die, but they live on the mission of their people. She doesn't grow up, she has been a child for generations, and her memories often fade away, and she forgets a lot of sad things.
It seems like a beautiful curse, but it carries indescribable loneliness.
Until one day, when the marriage mound is crisp and her sweetheart appears, she will slowly grow up and finally complete the mission of the blood clan. β
"Bloodline's ...... Mission? β
"Or else? What do you think you live that long for? Your people are waiting for the day when you lift the curse and let the Bloods rise! β
"That's it......" Qi Tong took a breath and blinked, "Wait, you just said, sweetheart?" β
"That's right, sweetheart." The third uncle accentuated, "If he dies, you won't be able to find the next sustenance for a long, long time, this feeling doesn't need me to say, you know." β
"But... I... I... I didn't think about taking Su Ye as my sweetheart? β
"Tsk!" The third uncle frowned and reproached: "It's not that the elders said you, why is your political position so low?"
Do you think, the curse is planted by the family, and the side shows that Su Ye is a big wave of sand, and after historical screening, your ancestors chose it. This is an unbreakable marriage.
You have to protect him, the family mission is more important than Tarzan. β
After speaking, he patted Qi Tong's shoulder with a heavy face.
"But... But..."
"But what is it? How is Qi Tong such a squirming girl? β
"No, I mean, if the curse is lifted and the people rise, I'm afraid ......"
"Afraid that the people will be in trouble again?"
"Hmm."
"Oh, what a girl, you can think so far." The third uncle nodded approvingly, "Don't worry, you are a descendant of the blood clan, Su Ye is the son of the Eight Yans, and he is the right person, even if there is a crisis in your family, my Su family will not stand idly by." β
Qi Tong raised his head, his moving eyes flickered slightly, and said seriously: "If one day, the family falls, I will ask you to honor today's words, and I hope you will help." β
"That's nature."
Qi Tong didn't speak again, quietly finished the ice cream, and walked out the door.
"You, why are you going?"
"Showdown."
Seeing Qi Tong go upstairs, the third uncle slowly lit a cigarette, squinted his eyes, and the corners of his mouth raised a trace of rare cunning,
"Hey, hey... I almost believed it myself, and this thigh has to be strong..."
.........
"Bang!"
Qi Tong pushed open the door, walked to the sofa menacingly, sat down, and looked coldly at Su Ye by the windowsill,
"Su Ye, from now on, I will be your sweetheart."
β.........β
Su Ye scratched his head in confusion, wondering why the third uncle had only been down for half an hour, so why did he ......?
"Seven Hitomi... Are you stimulated? β
"Nope! I'm serious, you, Su Ye, have been my person since five seconds ago! β
"I'll ...... Qi Tong, I think we have always had a good relationship before, good friends... Why do you have to pierce this membrane? β
"Your uncle has pierced it, and there is no longer a membrane."
Qi Tong squinted his eyes, "To be honest, you are the only boy who has made me change for so long, I don't dare to accept you, let alone use feelings,
I'm scared.
That feeling... It hurts.
But not anymore,
I have no baggage,
Make sure you're looking for someone.
From now on,
I will protect you as I protect my people,
I also hope that you can abide by the "Xiaoqi Treaty", and let us happily wait for the day when the curse is broken.
If that day does come,
I was forced to leave,
SU Ye,
In the next life, he will be a cow and a horse,
You pick! β
After speaking, he left in a chic manner, leaving Su Ye alone and standing in place.
"Hey, this girl!"
The third uncle hid at the door and couldn't stand it, and after Qi Tong left, he walked to Su Ye's side and sat down in a few steps, and finished telling Qi Tong in one breath.
In the middle, he added some oil and vinegar, and said that Qi Tong sent away batch after batch of people in order to wait for you to be like a jade for how many years, and how many grievances you have suffered, just for your own appearance, Su Zhi, who listened to it, was swaying for a while.
"No, Third Uncle, you just asked me to treat Tang Rui well, why did you suddenly change the target?"
"You useless thing! If I could wear this bell, you would be able to see your nephew today! β
"I'm",
Su Ye glanced at him with disdain, worried: "Wouldn't it be too sudden to feel like this?" β
"Why don't you inherit me?!"
The third uncle sighed with hatred that iron could not be made of steel, but then again, just considering that Qi Tong could protect Xiao Suye, he really didn't expect that the two of them would get along.
Qitong's facial features are exquisite, smart and innocent, Su Ye is inward-looking, and the two look like a good match, so there is only the personality factor left.
Thinking of this, the third uncle secretly made a calculation, asked Su Ye to go downstairs and check out, and went to Qitong to do ideological work.
"Huh... It's not that Uncle said you, you're too anxious. β
"That's the way it is, why hide what you have to know sooner or later?"
"I just told him about you, and he was quite emotional, thinking that it was not easy for you, a person who suffered a lot of grievances, and was called Our Lady by the clan."
Qi Tong stretched out his finger and shook it, "Wrong, I'm not the Holy Mother." Because the clansmen have lived from 5,360 people to the present, dozens of people have been sent away by me, and I am the only one left, so everyone calls me the leftover mother..."
β.........β
The third uncle took a breath, "In a sense, you are also a big boss, you should have been in love, right?" β
"No, the people who rang the bell before died in less than a day."
"Well, then you should always have someone you like, right?"
"When I was young, I liked to be with my family and people, and I liked the warmth of loving each other. Then everyone died, and I didn't like anyone else. β
"That's ......"
The third uncle scratched his head, a little difficult, "Look, Qi Tong, you are a person from the past, you have experienced so much, you can see many things, and you can pretend, but my rabbit cub is not good, how many years has he lived?" So you have to use his mental age to treat him and get along with him, you know? β
Qi Hitomi frowned, "Like a little girl?" β
"You are!" The third uncle saw the stitches, "Women chase men, you have to think about the clansmen for the sake of the clan, let Su Ye fall in love with you with all his heart, right?" So, you should first grieve yourself, try to be gentle, let him slowly like you, and lay this cornerstone down-to-earth! β
After the third uncle finished speaking in one breath, Qi's eyes lit up, "Understood!" β
"Hey, smart."
The third uncle exhaled heavily and winked, "When I go back to Su Ye's house, you can cook a table of specialty dishes and control his stomach first." β
"Huh? I don't know how to cook. β
"Then you can eat that!"
"That's right!"
The third uncle looked at Qi Tong's natural expression and was instantly speechless, took out his mobile phone and checked: "Yo! This durian cake is good, the first dessert on the list, simple and delicious, you hurry up and take a look, I will buy you durian on the way back. β
When Qi Tong heard that he really wanted to do it, his face was filled with irrepressible excitement!
"By the way, there's another important thing." The third uncle wrote the recipe and said, "How many people have died in the bell during this time?" β
"9, the body was stolen in the morgue, and someone has been sent to investigate."
"It's hard work, Su Ye's trouble can't be solved for a while, you have to worry about it during this time."
An hour later, Su Ye's house.
Su Jun went to work, Zhang Qun was not there, it is estimated that he asked his friends to go shopping, and Su Ye was called by the third uncle to buy beer.
Qi Tong hugged the durian, and there was an inexplicable feeling in his heart,
You're actually making something to eat?!
Oh, my God...... It's unbelievable, but it's a ...... Seems pretty good!
Qi Tong smiled, hummed a little song, according to the recipe, his hands were quite numb, and after a while, the cake embryo was made, yellow, and it was like that.
Put the container in the microwave, and suddenly saw a line of small words written under the recipe: durian kernels can be eaten when cooked, and they taste the same as chestnuts!
Qi Tong's eyes were full of emotion, the third uncle was so heartfelt!
Quickly wash the durian kernels, carefully place them next to the cake base, and set them according to the specified time and temperature.
There was no place for the kitchen, which had to be moved little by little to the living room.
"Yo! Don't get burned! β
The third uncle hurriedly took a hand, found an outlet, turned on the power, and put it on the table.
"How's it going?"
"Hee-hee... Secret. β
Qi Tong blinked, turned around and walked into the kitchen again, and before leaving, he specially instructed: "Don't peek!" β
The third uncle secretly gave a thumbs up.
About half an hour, the cake was almost ready, the third uncle couldn't sit still, looked at the watch, it's almost, why is there no one yet?
I'm wondering...
"Squeakββ!
The door was pushed open, and two little men in yellow coats walked in with a huge gift box, and after putting it in the living room, they disappeared with a puff of smoke.
The third uncle smiled secretly.
In this, it is Su Ye.
It turned out that a quarter of an hour ago, the third uncle sent a message to Su Ye, asking him to buy some ice cream and make a bouquet of colorful hand-held "flowers".
While Qi Tong pays, she also wants Su Ye to surprise her.
Only when two people give to each other and move each other can the chemical reaction of love be sublimated to the greatest extent and a qualitative change occurs!
"Wow! What is this!! β
Qi Tong poked his neck from the kitchen when he heard the movement, and then ran out with a curious face.
The third uncle smiled slightly, and quietly used the mobile phone behind him to disturb him.
The boy in the dark was about to move, and the vibration of his mobile phone was like Cupid's electric baton, and his heart was beating faster and his blood was boiling.
Here it comes
Here it comes!
I didn't expect it to be so fast!!
Although it is a little abrupt and has never chased a girl, Qi Tong is also the best in terms of appearance and figure!
She was right in front of her, less than a meter,
She was waiting with anticipation,
Her gaze must have pierced,
And I,
Will use this dreamy way as the first surprise to open the door to love!
"Heartbeat,"
"Heartbeat,"
"Heartbeat,"
The three hearts beat faster at the same time, and the adrenaline secretes a lot of excitement, making people unwilling to wait for a second.
And yet, in this lightning,
The third uncle frowned, he smelled a strange smell?
The indescribable feeling is like floating from behind...
Qi Tong also subconsciously turned his head, squinted, and before he had time to observe, he only listened to "bong!" "Bang!
A strong and violent air wave shook the microwave oven to the sky, and at the same time, the door opened, and countless yellow "foreign objects" sprayed out!
They are unbridled bia in ceilings, corners, sofa TVs, and...
The whole body of two people.
The scariest thing is that this taste....
I'm the next Olympics!
This Nima blew up the pit!!
An unspeakable stench that penetrates into the nostrils like a physical object challenges the limits of human tolerance.
Before there was time to catch his breath, there was another explosion.
"Bang!!"
βSurprise οΌοΌοΌβ
The box is opened, the flowers bloom, and it is a stunning debut!!
however
The handsome posture remained for less than a second, and Su Ye rolled his eyes and almost fainted.
Meanwhile!
Zhang Qun panted and pushed open the door with a large basket of vegetables, and after two seconds, he directly covered his mouth and retched, holding back his tears, and jumped word by word from between his teeth:
"The old lady went out to buy vegetables...... I didn't expect ...... You guys...... Actually...... At home....... Playing!! β