Chapter 100: Cockroaches
What is the must-do after meal? Tidy up everything after the meal! And this kind of work naturally has nothing to do with the only woman in this room, maybe in Jie Xiu's eyes, the work of the idle and lazy should be what Wen Xi must do, but this time people did not sit on the sofa and watch her favorite cartoon, the farce of the daily life of the cat and mouse that never gets tired of watching, but sat on the carpet and did the things in hand.
"What is that girl doing?"
Xiaotian looked at the woman outside with her head bared from the kitchen door, and curiously approached Jie Xiu's side and asked in a low voice, "Is your woman making your underwear?" ”
"Get out!"
Jie Xiu raised his hand and threw a face of water at Xiaotian's face: "! You're dishwater! Ah! Oh my face! ”
"Hydrate."
"Make up for your DY!"
The movement in the kitchen suddenly became louder, and the woman on the carpet paid attention to it, raised her head and looked at it, but her face was full of black lines, and she couldn't help complaining in her heart, hiss~ Why are these two people together regardless of the occasion!
"You two don't make trouble, be careful of it!"
Wen Xi shouted, Xiaotian shook off Jie Xiu as if he had an opportunity, and squatted in front of her with an aggrieved face and complained: "Sister Xi! Your man actually threw water on my brother's handsome face! And it's also dishwashing water!! ”
"I'm sorry! I'll wipe it for you! ”
Jie Xiu watched his woman wipe Xiaotian's face with a tissue, and "apologized"! Jun's face darkened and he directly carried Xiaotian on the sofa, snatched the tissue from Wen Xi's hand, rudely helped Xiaotian wipe his face, gritted his back molars and said, "You're welcome!" Brother rubs it for you! ”
"Phew! Bah! Bah! Xiaotian grabbed the rude hand: "Hey! Brother's face is very precious! ”
Belch... Precious? Although Xiaotian's skin does make me envious as a woman, and this guy wears light makeup every day when he goes out! Tut! Tut! Tut! I sighed to myself! But to describe it as precious, all I can say is... Hehe!
"Okay, you two can make a mess, right? That's the kitchen! What if I bump into it? Wen Xi slapped one of the two men on the leg: "Don't make trouble!" Do you hear that?! ”
"Oh."
"Oh."
The two men looked at each other, twisted their heads, and returned to the kitchen to continue working, but the woman behind them looked disgusted, and said in her heart, how old are they, and the trouble is so out of proportion! Forget it, leave them alone, let's continue to be my coin purse!
The two men will be obedient, and all the work will be done in a while, Xiaotian took out the cake box in the refrigerator, rubbed his hands excitedly, who knew that he was just about to unwrap the rope when Jie Xiu's big hand patted: "Take pictures!" ”
"Hey, when did you have the habit of feeding your phone before eating?"
The corners of Jie Xiu's mouth rose, and he smiled evilly: "This cake is special!" ”
"You're jealous of the cake that Sister Xi made for me, right? Hey, hey, hey! It's going to look good in a while, and my brother will reward you with a bite to eat! ”
Xiaotian said proudly, but Jie Xiu leaned forward and leaned back with a smile in his heart, and helped the woman sitting on the carpet up with a smile: "Let's make it again when we go back to the house, eat the cake first!" ”
Wen Xi looked at the man whose good-looking lips were trembling slightly because of the smile: "Brother Xiu, you didn't say it, did you?" ”
"Nope."
"That's good."
"But... I have something to tell you. ”
Looking at the man with a smile and a mysterious face, Wen Xi looked at him with wide eyes and asked in a low voice, "What's the matter?" ”
Jie Xiu whispered in Wen Xi's ear: "Xiao, Tian, afraid, cockroaches, cockroaches!" ”
"Poof! Really? Wen Xi covered his mouth with his hands and smiled: "Giggles!" That wouldn't be..."
"Let's go!"
Wen Xi sat down, Jie Xiu was preparing with his mobile phone on the side, and Xiaotian slapped his hands with a smug face: "Look at it!" It's time to witness the miracle – it's come! ”
With a "arrived", Wen Xi helped Xiaotian, who had his eyes closed, to open the box of the cake, and this process was all filmed by Jie Xiu on the side, and every angle and every detail was captured perfectly!
"Brother Tian, don't move your hands first, I'll help you put the box aside!" This guy, as for such an exaggeration? I still have my eyes closed!
Xiaotian felt that his hands were empty, and raised his hand to cover his eyes that had been closed: "Sister Xi, I'm nervous!" ”
"Brother Tian, I'll count 3, and you can put your hand down, okay?"
"Good!"
Wen Xi held back a smile and glanced at Jie Xiu, who was always ready next to him, and took a deep breath silently: "Ready!" 1! 2-----3! ”
The handsome face covered by the big hand opened the moment he heard "3", but Xiaotian, who was full of excitement, was suddenly stunned when he saw the cake in front of him, and rubbed his eyes with some suspicion, and when he opened his eyes again, he found that it was not an illusion at all! Not to mention a black cockroach, there is a lump in front of it... Baba! And there's something on it that looks like a fly!
"Ah!!!!h
Xiaotian rushed into the room like his ass was on fire, shouting in the room, "Wow! Cockroaches!! ”
"Giggles!"
Wen Xi lay on the table and laughed out of a goose call, holding his stomach and saying, "Xiu, Brother Xiu, this is too exaggerated, right?" Giggles! ”
"Look." Jie Xiu showed the video he had just recorded to Wen Xi, but it was okay not to watch it, and when he saw it, he laughed wildly: "Poof! Hahaha! ”
Xiaotian was frantic in the room, looking at the handsome face that had been abused in the mirror, and his good-looking lips were choked: "Woo~ Brother is such a handsome man, why is his life so bitter!" This pair of unconscionable people outside actually bullied me like this! Ah~"
Listening to the movement in the room, the small face of the smiling woman leaning on Jie Xiu's arms changed and sat up, poked the man next to her with her elbow, and whispered, "Is my cake so scary?" ”
"It's fine." You woman, can you describe this cake as scary? It should be described like Qiu Yu, so it is appropriate!
"Brother Xiu, why is there no movement! Why don't I go in and have a look? ”
"Hmm."
Funny and funny, but the ending must be good, after all, my woman has been busy for most of the day, so I can't let the protagonist go cool!
"Brother Tian, are you okay?" Xiaotian didn't close the door, so Wen Xi knocked on the door against the wall and asked in a low voice, "Brother Tian?" Need my help? ”
The man standing in front of the mirror turned his head and looked at the woman at the door with an aggrieved expression, but he frightened the people, walked quickly to him, picked up the comb on the table and arranged the man's hair: "My God! How is the hair messed up like this! ”
"You bully me..."Xiaotian actually coquettishly faced Wen Xi! This amused the woman in front of her, who was almost half a head shorter than herself: "Poof! Brother Tian, you look so cute! ”
"Cute, you're still bullying me like that..."
"I just want to tease you, can I apologize to you?"
The crooked eyes and beautiful smile pierced the big boy's heart, and the handsome face was happy: "But... Such a terrifying cake, brother doesn't dare to eat it! ”
"But it's delicious! And I promise, definitely you like it! ”
"Really?" Xiaotian looked suspicious, and also disgusted: "This cake is too ugly!" Not worthy of me! ”
"Then you wait, give me a minute!" Looks like this guy isn't going to come out if he doesn't deal with it!
Xiaotian wondered why the woman wanted to let her give her a minute, so he followed her and watched her keep changing with a knife, changing the lump and those claws around the cake body, and then gently swiping it up, it looked less scary, and the woman took out a box of crushed white chocolate from her bag and sprinkled it around.
"Brother Tian, do you think this is okay?"
"Hmmm! Well! Well! ”
The chick pecked the rice without Xiaotian's current action standard, and the handsome face that was aggrieved just now was blooming, but when he looked at the mobile phone in Jie Xiu's hand, his eyes changed in seconds, and he flew over: "Give me the phone!" ”
"Why should you give it to you?"
"Deleted!"
"This is the credentials of milk powder and diapers!"
Xiaotian gasped, and began to complain in his heart about himself who had dug a pit just now and was willing to jump into it!
Wen Xi was afraid that the atmosphere he had just adjusted would be troubled by these two people, so he quickly cut a piece of cake for Xiaotian and said loudly: "Brother Tian, what do you see inside?" ”
"Avocados?" Ouch I'm going, it's actually my great love!
"Brother Tian's favorite avocado~"
As he spoke, the movements in his hands did not stop, Wen Xi cut a piece and put it in front of Jie Xiu, and forked a small piece with a spoon to Jie Xiu's mouth: "Brother Xiu, do you taste it?" ”
"Hmm~ good!"
In fact, Wen Xi was a little worried that Jie Xiu would not care about this taste, after all, it was easy for people to feel tired of eating avocado and cream mixed together, but fortunately, his boyfriend could accept it.
"The chocolate on the outside is crispy?" Xiaotian took a bite and found that this scary-looking cake was completely different from the outside, and his handsome face turned into surprise in a second: "The surface of the chocolate crispy skin has already amazed me, and with the salty cream and avocado, the taste is really amazing!" ”
Wen Xi looked at Xiaotian's appearance and asked cautiously, "Brother Tian?" Not angry? ”
"It's okay! It's okay! Xiaotian didn't expect Wen Xi to observe himself so carefully, especially when he helped him comb his hair just now, so he was a little embarrassed: "Sister Xi! Brother is not so stingy! Rest assured! ”
"Then I'm relieved! Hey! ”
As soon as Wen Xi's words fell, he began to feed Jiexiu one bite at a time, which made Xiaotian, who had just experienced the "big ups and downs", fall into the trough again, so he had to eat this cake of his own while looking at his mobile phone, and stuffed a handful of dog food in his heart!