Chapter 479: Give Cao Liu Sun a membership card
A moment later, the two sergeants knelt on the ground and wept bitterly: "Your Excellency...... No, Daxian, you have a lot of adults, just let us go! ”
Yu Yan touched his nose: "You guys are like this, which makes me very embarrassed, and I don't know what I think I'm going to do to you." ”
Really, he wasn't going to do anything to these three people, he just invited them to eat instant noodles, and after eating instant noodles, he asked them to leave, and at most revised their memories.
Who knew that these people were crying for their fathers and mothers, as if they were being fed poison.
"Great Immortal, Great Immortal, please let us go, we are mortal in the flesh, and we are not blessed to enjoy the immortal food you have given. This immortal delicacy, this immortal delicacy...... You'll die if you eat it! ”
The two sergeants really cried, because their companion had just eaten a few bites before he fell unconscious to the ground, his mouth swollen like a sausage.
"It's not going to die, it's just a chili pepper, it's not a poison, you can't eat the dead. Come on, eat it. Yu Yan persuaded.
The conscience of heaven and earth, he really didn't poison it, although the Carolina devil pepper is very powerful, but it shouldn't be able to eat the dead...... Right?
To blame, they can only blame their companions for not being able to eat spicy food!
In the real world, he once had a colleague from Pengcheng who couldn't eat any spicy food. In order to help the other party's customer service weakness, he invited the other party to go to Sichuan cuisine and Hunan restaurants every once in a while, and occasionally went to a hot pot restaurant to take a dip.
Therefore, the reason why they can't eat spicy is because of a lack of exercise, as long as they eat more Carolina devil peppers, they will definitely not say that it is poison anymore.
It's all for their good.
"Da Lang...... Phew, two generals, eat it! Saving food starts with you and me! If you order your own meal, you have to finish it even if you cry! Yu Yan diligently persuaded.
"Daisen ......"
Seeing that the customers were wasting food in a hurry, Yu Yan was about to take compulsory measures to curb this undesirable phenomenon, but when he heard a ding, the task was updated.
[Task 2: Within one year, invite Cao Cao, Liu Bei and Sun Quan to apply for membership cards in the Internet café, and the longer the three of them and their subordinates are on the plane, the more reward points they will have (in progress). 】
Yu Yan: "......"
There is no time limit, no number of people required, and what about giving points for nothing? Liu Bei just left with a large team of people, so he did this one, what about playing people?
"Convex!"
He couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth.
As soon as these words came out, the two sergeants were in a hurry: "Daxian, don't!" Entering the Immortal Mansion by mistake is our sin, and it has nothing to do with the lord! Let's go, let's go, the bubble given by the great immortals...... Instant noodles ......"
The latter didn't say it, because the two of them took the instant noodles, as if they were heroic, and ate the noodles in three or two bites, and then drank the soup with a bang, and then closed their eyes...... Dizzy.
Yu Yan: "......"
These fools!
Forget it, the top priority is to complete the task.
With a flick of his hand, he opened the portal.
Behind the portal, there is a straw sandaling ...... It is impossible to make straw sandals, it is a kind of fun to make straw shoes for his younger brothers, and now at this time, Liu Yuanjun still has this leisure and leisure, and if he wants to make straw shoes, he must wait until he settles down again.
Liu Yuanjun, where Liu Bei was, was a river beach, and he was organizing ships to evacuate the people who were following him.
When he saw a strange door suddenly appear next to him, and a person came out of it, he immediately shouted: "What person? ”
Immediately, the soldiers surrounded Yu Yan.
"Liu Yuanjun, you said that as the supreme governor of Xinye, you have the responsibility to defend the land, how can you abandon the city and flee? You can run away, and take the whole city away, as soon as everyone leaves, do I still want to do this business? As soon as Yu Yan saw Liu Bei, he made accusations.
Liu Bei: "...... This master, instead of abandoning the city and fleeing, is really Cao's army powerful, I can't bear the people to suffer, if I don't dislike it......"
"I hate it!"
Yu Yan's words almost blocked Liu Bei into internal injuries, and seeing that a scribe with an authentic chicken feather fan next to him had the intention of opening his mouth, he hurriedly rushed to the front and said: "Forget it, I have to go to Cao Cao and Sun Quan later, there is not much time, I will take you back now." ”
After speaking, with a move of his hand, Liu Bei automatically flew out of the heavy protection and walked into the portal with him.
Before leaving, he looked back at the shocked scribe and said, "Mr. Zhuge , I will bring your lord back to Xinye, please take everyone back with me." I still have to pick up Cao Cao and Sun Quan, so I won't wait for you. ”
Zhuge Liang: "......"
In vain, he called himself "Wolong", and he knew the world without leaving Nanyang, and today this incident made him feel for the first time:
Where is this?
Who am I?
What just happened?
After a long time, everyone reacted, and some people couldn't help shouting: "Oh no, the lord has been captured by the gods!" ”
Seeing that the soldiers and people were uneasy, Zhuge Liang couldn't think about it, and hurriedly reassured: "Don't panic, everyone, the gods are here to administer justice for the lord, and let Cao Jun return Xinye City to me." ”
"Really?"
"Really!"
Seeing Zhuge Liang nodding, the people were overjoyed, if Cao Jun returned Xinye City to them, wouldn't they have to leave their hometown?
More importantly, this means that they are protected by the gods, and they no longer have to worry about the war affecting them in the future.
That's great!
However, in order to ensure safety, Zhuge Liang ordered the people to continue to evacuate, and he personally led the army to Xinye to investigate, and then notified the people to return when the news was confirmed.
On the way, a sergeant couldn't help but ask: "Strategist, which ...... Immortals, are you really here to administer justice to me? Why do I seem to hear that he is here to do business, and he said that he is going to pick up Cao Cao and Sun Quan? His business wouldn't be to sell his lord to Cao Cao or Sun Quan, right? ”
Zhuge Liang: "...... Hugh has to say more, and you will know when you go! ”
Upholding justice or something, he casually made it up to appease people's hearts, and when he encountered this strange situation, in addition to drawing the other party into his own person, let him be full of wisdom, and there was no way for everyone to settle down.
In addition, he hurried back to Xinye, investigated the situation and waited for an opportunity to find Liu Bei is one, and contact Zhao Yun is two.
Outside Xinye City, Zhao Yun didn't know that his lord had been taken back to Xinye, he lay in ambush outside for a long time, and when he waited until dusk, he found that as the military advisor said, there was a strong wind around him, and he was overjoyed, waiting for the west, south, and north to ambush the army, and shoot rockets into the city.
Unexpectedly, at this time, the herald sent by Zhuge Liang arrived: "General...... General, quick, let the ambush stop, don't shoot arrows into the city! ”
"Why?" Zhao Yun was puzzled.
"Lord...... The lord has been brought back to Shinno! The herald was out of breath.
"What?"
Zhao Yun was shocked, "I've been lying in ambush here, except for Cao Jun, I haven't seen anyone else enter the city, could it be that the main guild can't fly?" ”
"General, it's too late to elaborate on this matter, and the top priority is to order to stop firing arrows, so that the lord will not be trapped in the city." The herald urged again.
"But......" Zhao Yun was in trouble, "The military advisor only told me to arrange ambush soldiers to set fire, and there was no agreement on how to stop the ambush soldiers of the other three gates, I am afraid that it will be too late to give a short notice." ”
Sure enough, as soon as his words fell, clusters of rockets burst up from the west, south, and north gates, which was spectacular.
The place where the rocket fell was the sulfur, flame, nitrate, and other materials that he had arranged for the soldiers to place during the day at the behest of his military advisor.
For a while, Zhao Yun's face turned pale.
Seeing this, the herald couldn't help but comfort: "The one who took away the lord is not a mortal, with such an immortal, there may not be a fire in the city." ”
After finishing speaking, I saw that the fire in the city was raging, and the west, south, and north gates were shaking the sky, which was the ambush arranged by Zhao Yun before.
Thank you for the reward!