Chapter 69: Braised Pork with Rice
"Hahaha!"
Xiaotian stopped sliding his hand and looked at the woman sitting on the sofa behind him with a disgusted expression: "Can such a big person laugh like this when watching cartoons?" ”
"Don't you think it's funny? Tom's beard has been pulled three times, hahaha! ”
"Hiss~ You can laugh like this with a beard, it's too exaggerated, right?"
Wen Xi raised his hand and rubbed his cheeks that were sour from laughing for too long: "Brother Tian, you have aged ahead of schedule, so you can't understand it, do you know?" ”
"When have you ever seen an elderly man like me with good skin, good looks, and a sexy body?"
"Are you sure you're sexy?"
In Wen Xi's eyes, Jie Xiu's figure can be described as sexy, so she pointed to the man working in the kitchen: "I admit that you have good skin and are handsome, but when it comes to your body, after all, I haven't seen it, but I think you shouldn't have his chest muscles, abdominal muscles and... Horse, armor, line! So..."
Xiaotian felt that he was still disgusted for digging a pit, and his face was full of dissatisfaction: "Can't you be so good?" I don't lift iron, how can I grow as long as he grows tendon flesh! ”
"Oh~ I think about it, you seem to have a sexy collarbone, come, show me if I can set up a mobile phone."
In fact, Wen Xi also teased him, gesturing with his hands, but when Xiaotian saw this posture, he raised his hands and grabbed his collar tightly, glaring at him: "Don't mess around!" Your man is still in the kitchen, and you want to insult me? ”
"Hey, are you so stingy?"
"Why are you stingy! If you want to insult me, do I have to thank you? ”
"Thank my mother for what to do, if she is here, thank me."
"You! Okay, you can do it! Brother doesn't care about you, brother continues to work, don't bother me! ”
Xiaotian felt that he was not suitable to talk to the woman in front of him, and if he continued to talk, he estimated that his blood pressure would go up, so he decided to continue to work hard to draw his game character, but just when he was engaged.
"Brother Tian~"
There was a faint sound in his ears, which made Xiaotian's hairs stand up a little disobediently. I closed my eyes, bit my lower lip, and thought, this stinky girl actually wants to scare me, hum!
Suddenly, I turned around, only to find... Well? Where have the people gone? Did you hear it wrong? Forget it, I don't know what this stinky girl is doing, so let's keep painting.
Outcome...
"Wow!"
I don't know what Wen Xi stuffed into Xiaotian's back, the cool swishing feeling made his whole body jump, and even Jie Xiu, who was in the kitchen, ran out.
"Tang Wenxi! What did you put behind me! ”
"Hahaha!"
Jie Xiu thought something was wrong, but as soon as he came out, he saw Xiaotian constantly pulling his back, but his own woman was lying on the sofa covering her stomach and laughing wildly.
"What are you two doing?"
Xiaotian was excited, and directly took off his clothes, revealing his lean figure, which made Wen Xi's eyes go all the time, but his vision was blocked by the sudden appearance, and he raised his hand and pushed to the side: "Wow, the skin is so good!" ”
"Tang Wenxi!"
One was dressed neatly, the other raised his hand to block her view, and both of them shouted the woman's name at the same time.
"Don't look at him!"
"I didn't force him, he did it voluntarily."
Xiaotian picked up a small keychain that fell on the ground, put on his clothes, and said with an aggrieved face: "You girl, you actually scare me with this thing!" ”
Wen Xi pointed to the keychain in Xiaotian's hand: "Give you a National Day gift, don't break it." ”
"No, you can scare me in this way if you send me something!"
Xiaotian looked at the strawberry keychain strung with small beads in his hand, and couldn't cry or laugh for a while: "You stinky girl, I'm really angry with you." ”
"Who made you say that you are in better shape than Brother Xiu!"
Wen Xi's little face was serious, and he held the black-faced Jie Xiu in both hands: "You said yes, right?" ”
"Ahh
Jie Xiu bit Wen Xi's soft fingers, his eyes were full of grievances, and he stared at her like this, without blinking or letting go.
"You actually bit me! Relent! ”
"You give him something."
Hiss~ Is this guy jealous?
"It hurts!"
Wen Xi frowned, and looked at Jie Xiu with an aggrieved expression, which made him suddenly feel distressed, and rubbed his little hand in the palm of his hand.
"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt."
Wen Xi withdrew his hand from Jie Xiu's hand and pouted: "You bite me!" ”
"Then you bite me."
Jie Xiu really stretched out his hand to Wen Xi, smirking with a smirk, which made the woman who originally wanted to tease him feel frustrated, so he played a trick.
"I'm angry!"
"Why are you angry?"
"You're a bully!"
"Then you bite me."
"You go away!"
"Don't go."
"You hate it!"
"I'd love to."
Xiaotian played with the little strawberry in his hand, and the more he looked at it, the more delicate and cute he felt, and he wanted to say thank you to Wen Xi, but raising his head made him feel like a dog's blood. Are these two people forgetting about themselves? Didn't you just talk about it, why is this sticky again? Forget it, it's better to stay away from these two unreliable ones and go back to work in the house.
Jie Xiu scooped Wen Xi on his lap with one hand: "I thought something was wrong with you, things came out as soon as they were thrown." ”
"I'm kidding Brother Tian!"
"Look at him."
Hiss~ This man never eats Xiaotian's vinegar, and his brain is pumping today?
"Then he said he has a better body than you, I'm not here to verify it."
Jie Xiu's mind recalled like a movie that Xiaotian had fooled this woman with his own photo, and laughed for a while.
"What are you laughing at?"
"Nope."
Jie Xiu remembered the keychain just now, and his face changed again: "What about mine?" ”
"What?"
"He has a gift, I don't."
"It's almost ready, I'll give it to you after a few times of processing at night."
Wen Xi originally wanted to give these two men a holiday gift, but after thinking about it, he didn't know what to give, so he thought about making two keychains.
"Brother Xiu, you don't suggest I make small objects, do you?"
Jie Xiu was too late to be happy in his heart, how could he suggest.
"Why do you say that?"
"I wanted to give you two holiday gifts, but I didn't know what to give, so I thought of making this thing, but I wasn't sure if you liked it or not."
Jie Xiu took his little hand and rubbed it: "The heart is the most important thing, you know?" ”
"Brother Xiu, there is a surprise tonight~"
"Okay."
Jie Xiu's face was full of sweetness, with his beloved in his arms and a surprise in his heart, this feeling made his heart very happy.
"I still have some dishes that are not ready, you can watch TV here first, and I will call you later."
"Then I'll accompany you."
"Okay."
The spacious kitchen hadn't been so lively for a long time, and suddenly the honey-filled air became a little sweeter.
"Brother Xiu, are you going to let me sit here like this and watch you work?"
"Hmm."
Wen Xi originally wanted to come to help, but this man actually moved a stool for himself to sit here and watch him work!
"I can cook too!"
"I'll just do it."
"Then I'll pick the vegetables."
"I've picked it up."
"Then I'll set the dishes and chopsticks."
"I'm set."
Ah~ I didn't follow along, I didn't let me do anything, I might as well watch TV outside!
"I'm almost ready, you go and ask Xiaotian to come out for dinner."
"Huh? When did he disappear? ”
Wasn't it still here just now? Why is it gone?
"You're making such a mess, how can he work, go back to the house early."
"Didn't I just tease him?"
Jie Xiu stroked Wen Xi's broken hair with a tender face: "Don't tease him yet, he's in a hurry." ”
"Oh~"
Wen Xi walked to the door of Xiaotianfang, thinking, hmph, Brother Xiu asked me not to tease you, then I'll...
"Boom! Knock knock! Knock knock! Knock knock! ”
Xiaotian in the room suddenly felt like someone was being knocked on the head, and he got up and opened the door.
"Dear Brother Tian, Brother Xiu asked me not to tease you, so you are safe now!"
Xiaotian plucked out his ears and leaned closer: "I heard me right, are you so obedient?" ”
"Humph! Dine! ”
Xiaotian covered his mouth and snickered, but he still stepped forward quickly to help Wen Xi, after all, people's legs are just right, and they need to be cautious.
"Xiaotian, can you finish it tonight?"
"It should work."
"You're busy with you after dinner at that moment, I'll clean it up here."
Wen Xi thought to himself, the relationship between Jie Xiu and Xiaotian is so good that this is actually a little ... Sour!
"Why are you so good to Brother Tian?"
Xiaotian was stunned and decided to retaliate: "Sister Xi, are you jealous?" ”
Wen Xi's mouth pursed, pretending to be aggrieved: "Do you think I will eat a demon's vinegar?" ”
"Hey, that's how you describe a man?" This girl actually said that I was a demon, but thinking about it, this word seems to be quite suitable for herself.
"I think it's a good word, and you two have such a good relationship, let me think about it..."
Wen Xi's eyes rolled: "That's right! Let me give you an analogy, Brother Tian, it's like braised pork, tender and juicy, making people want to take a bite at a glance, but if you eat too much, you will probably get a little tired! Brother Xiu is like rice, super ingredient, and his mouth is full of saturation after eating it in one bite, so you two are so together, braised pork with rice, just right, doesn't that mean? ”
The two men's eyes narrowed, and they all stared at the woman in front of them.
"Jie Xiu, take care of your woman."
Wen Xi didn't notice that the two men in front of him were very dissatisfied with her metaphor just now, and actually leisurely put the freshly dried fat cow next to Jie Xiu's mouth, only to find that the two men were staring at him with dark faces.
"What kind of expressions do you two have, isn't it good for me to compare them like this?"
Jie Xiu ate the fat cow that Wen Xi was holding in one bite, but raised his hand to pinch her face.
"Where am I like rice!"
"Where do I look like braised pork!"
Wen Xi realized that what he said just now made these two men stand on the united front in an instant, and he regretted it...
"Two big brothers, can't I be wrong?"
A beautiful smile made the corners of the two men's mouths curl, willing to turn that little dissatisfaction into laughter and melt into this hot pot.