Chapter 5 Although something went wrong, the plan began
After eating and drinking, and disarming the mines, I returned to the road, took out the electronic map, identified the direction, and set off.
I don't feel like an elf at all, normal elves are disoriented with wind whispering spells, listening to the sounds of nature; Or use earth sensing to discern things in the distance. How can anyone take out an electronic map to identify the direction?
Set off again, this time I stopped rushing and kept the Force's depletion and recovery rate equal, gradually accelerating. Run for three days and two nights, and rest for one night. After more than two months of normal caravan, they finally arrived in Neberia on the tenth day.
I don't know where they are, what's going on? Let's get them to join me first. Well? Can you not make trouble?
Of course not, I don't know where they are, they don't know how to telegraph, and they don't have walkie-talkies. How can I let them know I'm here if I don't do something.
On the border line, humans and elves come and go, mostly to trade some rare things that are rare on one side, which may not have any significant effect, and the value is not too high, but the price is ridiculously high.
For example, the elven longsword is not necessarily stronger than the standard longsword used in the army of the human empire.
But because it is made by elves, there is no production line for elves, and they are all made by hand, so the number is very small, and it is regarded as a symbol of luxury and nobility on the human side.
On the other hand, because the value is not very high, it will not be executed if it is caught, and it is generally fined. So smuggling is now a low-cost, high-return industry.
Open trade? Impossible, I asked Enoch about this.
Enoch explained to me a lot, presumably that humans were more abundant than elves and had greater economic power. If you agree to open trade with the Human Empire, the Elven Kingdom's economy will be controlled by the Human Empire.
It seems that there are more goods on the human side, which is difficult to measure with elven currency. And if human currency is used, the elves' property may be sold out, and the human currency will not be used up.
It's not as good as bartering now.
Yes, the trade between elves and humans is still barter, and both sides want to give others something that they don't use and that the other can't use, in exchange for something that will be useful to themselves.
Of course, there were some chartered private caravans, sometimes carrying some private goods, and going directly to the royal capital to trade, not in Neberia.
As for other goods needed by the people, isn't this already turning a blind eye to smuggling?
Of course, arms smuggling is not within the scope of turning a blind eye, and if caught in the human world, it will inevitably kill the head.
For human outlaws, death is not terrible, as long as enough money is given.
I've already told them about the plan, release the news first, buy firearms at ten times the price, and hire a gunsmith with a high salary.
Yes, it's not about acquisitions, it's about self-sufficiency.
Smuggling and robbery will never solve the problem. So you need a batch of firearm samples, a person who knows how to make them, and a machine tool to make firearms.
I knew a little bit about firearms, but it was limited to assembling a bunch of parts into a firearm. How parts are made is beyond my knowledge.
Samples can be smuggled, and machine tools can be purchased through formal channels, which is official trade. The problem is that we don't have a genie who understands manufacturing, so we don't know what kind of machine tool we need.
On the one hand, this time I want to dig up a talent, and it is good to be able to dig a bucket and a half of water.
I can make guns, but I don't know how to make machines.
On the other hand, while maintaining a semblance of peace, the House of Elders is preparing to send elves to the Empire to learn gunsmithing, while digging into the walls of the Empire's capital with high salaries.
Yes, blatant digging into the wall.
The House of Elders has calculated that since humanity does not want to end peace, it is like holding back. While they will never let the talent go, they will not stop the elves from soliciting either.
It's hard to say whether the actions of the House of Elders will be useful, but we also have to work hard, and if we make a great contribution this time, we may be able to reduce my sentence.
Quickly find a smuggler who looks like he's suffering from heat stroke, rob him and make some noise, so that Enoch and the others can find me.
Stop-and-go, I came to the vicinity of the border. Well, I spotted a strong human man, coming from a human town.
Robbery generally does not rob the return, because most of the products they carry are still the specialties of the elven kingdom, and it is not easy to sell in the elven kingdom, and I can't go to the human world now.
Don't say anything else, in the town across the street, there are at least no less than 8 waves of bounty hunters or official guards waiting to take my life.
Without further ado, I turned to the hidden room, took out black ash and smeared it on my face, smeared it evenly, and pretended to be a dark elf;
Then put on the jar helmet common in the human world and pretend to be a human; Then put on a black cloak and pretend to be a magician.
In short, none of the traits point to me, a silver elf who doesn't know magic.
Ready to work, I jumped out, with a brick in my left hand and a stick in my right hand.
When a swordsman uses a muffled stick or blunt weapon as a weapon, there is a technique that can knock people up and down, but in fact does little damage.
If an experienced person is beaten like this, he knows that the other party only wants money and does not want to kill him.
Just hand over the finances obediently, but I don't know if the big man I chose is experienced in being robbed.
I shouted "robbery", and with a wave of my left hand, the bricks flew out; The right hand swings back, and the meteor jumps, chasing the bricks.
The big man sneered, "Just ......"
"Smack"
The bricks are pasted on the face.
"Talk about rules or not...... Yes! ”
Meteor Leap hits him in the belly.
The day after tomorrow, I hit him in the leg with a stick at the same time, and jumped back.
The big man flew up and down.
According to the rules of the underworld, those who kill will always kill them. But before you start, you still have to put two cruel words, or report the door, maybe you won't be able to fight.
People like me who fight while talking are actually very unruly.
Having said that, what are the rules of the underworld when I talk about them, isn't what I often do is black eating black?
"If you don't want to die, hand over everything on your body."
The big man stopped talking, stood up, and did not intend to pay the money, but took out his battle axe and slashed at me. I jumped sideways to dodge; The blade of the tomahawk rotates, and the chop sweeps.
Calcium oxide! You won't meet the ascetics of the church as soon as you make a move. This group of people is poor and axial, admitting death. If it were an ascetic, he would have to kill me, a "greedy wicked", the kind who never stopped.
The ascetics are all physically trained and have a strong physique. If you don't learn any skill moves, you can fight with an axe or punch, and you won't rest for three days and three nights, and you can make the other party doubt your life.
At the same time, strengthening the body also sharpens the spirit, so the ascetic has almost no shortcomings.
Fortunately, he is not yet a legendary, and he can be forcibly suppressed by rank.
The Raptors cut into the air, well, run away, ah, no, first open the distance.
There will always be some delay in using skills, and the big man on the opposite side is full of ordinary attacks, but the earth is extreme but endless, but fortunately, the attack distance is only the length of a battle axe. Pull away some change artillery bombardment him.
"O sin, ambush it!" An ascetic, definitely an ascetic, how could I be so unlucky.
The dervish threw his tomahawk out and charged at me with clenched fists.
What the hell, the Tomahawk's air-breaking sound is stronger than a compressed air cannon???
Swap the stick for a short sword and block. Hey, hey, my block is max out, and it's no problem to block Gatling's strafing.
With that in mind, I tried to swallow a mouthful of elven blood. Blocking it can also give me internal injuries, direct hits, just my small body, I'm afraid it's just gone.
The right hand is placed on the left, charging strength, drawing the sword and slashing, the right hand swings the sword to the right clockwise to draw a semicircle, and the sword qi of the sword is just hitting the rushing dervishe.
Holding the sword in both hands, from right to left, drawing a semicircle counterclockwise, breaking through the air and drawing the sword, the dervish was still in the stiffness after being hit, unable to move at all, and hit again.
Holding the sword in his right hand, from left to right, he drew his sword and slashed, and then hit again, and the dervish fell.
I picked up his tomahawk and walked over to him to see if the dervishew was dead.
And one more breath, okay, okay. If you really kill the dervishes, you will be in big trouble.
Take off his spatial ring and I'll slip away. Running into a roadside wood, the dragon jumped into the canopy of a large tree, undressed and changed.
Wash your face, put away your dagger and put on a sniper rifle behind your back. Climb up to the treetops to see if there is no one around, and then jump from the treetops to another tree.
After jumping in a circle, he slowly left the woods and circled back to the scene of the crime.
Why don't you use it without cooling? Do you think this is the premise of the game?
Skills or tricks, of course, can be used however you want. There are three rounds of anti-tank guns.
However, frequent use of the knife slash will indeed cause the arm muscles to disintegrate, so you can't use it more. But my weapon is a blessing for drawing slashes.
This short sword is called the Seven Wounds Sword, and it was obtained by Ah Lang in the other world.
Ah Lang has an equipment smelting furnace that can bless some of the common attributes of equipment to one of the equipment. In this way, one piece of equipment will have a strong characteristic, while other equipment will melt away.
This short sword is Ah Lang's melting of a set of light armor and a set of jewelry, and blessing their amplification of the sword slash on the short sword.
The effect is that after using the Void Drawing Slash, both arms are strengthened, and you can use a single Draw Slash without any damage to both arms.
By the way, my space ring was also given by Ah Lang, and it was also smelted, and its space is unimaginably large, and it is estimated that Ah Lang fused the space ring he made with his hands.
Ah Lang is a space mage, isn't it normal to be able to make rings, if one day Ah Lang is a great achievement, it would be good to take me to the other world, and then follow Ah Lang.
If something like this happens, there will definitely be an elven guard to deal with the follow-up problems, after all, the dervish is still fainting on the border line, and it will not affect it if he doesn't ask.
As for why he returned to the scene, there are two points.
First, the vicious princess loves to watch the excitement, and when there is a fight, she will inevitably come to watch. Of course, I wanted to rob because I had told Thefia about the plan to rob the smugglers and pay off the fine as soon as possible.
If it was a robbery, she would probably have thought I did it. I didn't expect the other party to be an ascetic, I was really unlucky.
Dervishes are the last type of people that all the underworld and whites want to provoke. Because the ascetics are strong, robbing them is easy to overturn;
And the ascetics have absolutely nothing of value, they value some spiritual things more, such as a pair of chopsticks when begging for food, they will think that the chopsticks are proof of goodness, and they can keep these pairs of chopsticks until they die;
Also, ascetics are very axial, and hold grudges, as long as they believe that evil, they must be purified, and they will never die;
Also, you can't kill the ascetics, because they are organized, not to mention that the ascetics belong to the Church of the Holy Light, even between the ascetics, they are also hand in hand.
They have the ability to kill the dervishe, there will be a mark on the soul, and the murderer will be sensed by them when he meets other dervishes, after which please refer to the first three sentences.
Second, if Thefia was more cautious in the mission and did not choose to watch the excitement, then these elven guards would inevitably report to her or the royal guards later.
After all, the dervishes were robbed at the border of the Elven Kingdom, and if they didn't ask, they were likely to turn over the Holy Light Church, and if they didn't handle it well, it would lead to a diplomatic accident.
Don't forget that the little princess's teacher is the priest of the Holy Light Church, so the royal family has always respected the Holy Light Church.
There is also the appearance of a swordsman on the border who can defeat the ascetic in a few moves, who is he, what is his purpose, will it endanger the princess, or is it related to this smuggling incident.
Of course, it is impossible for these border guards to know our mission, and their commanders may be ordered to cooperate with us and obey the deployment.
These things will be reported to Thephiah and Enoch, and I will follow them secretly, and I will find the three of them.
made such a big commotion, just to find them, and they didn't let me worry.
As I expected, Thefia was quite cautious in this incident.
Not only did she come out to see the excitement, but she also took Enoch and Thea with her. But fortunately, they are dressed up in disguise, and they look no different from civilians.
The civilians around with tense faces to inspect the surroundings are obviously the royal guards, can you have a snack, who is a normal person who looks at others like a traitor who wants to murder the princess?
It's impossible for me to sneak over if I want to, and at this time, sneak over, and the guards won't correct me on the spot?
Let's wait for the people to disperse and then go over to say hello.
Eventually, the dervishes were carried to the Border Guard, where there was a team doctor, and there was only one elven doctor in the entire guard. And Tifia and they returned to the inn not far from the guardhouse.
Seeing two guards pretending to play chess at the door of the hotel, forget it, don't pretend, I'll enter through the main entrance.
"Go and inform Her Royal Highness the princess and Lord Enoch, and say that it has been tacitly stained." I walked up to them and said to them.
After all, my apparent identity is that of an academy teacher serving a prison sentence, and I have to use honorifics for them in front of the guards.
One of the guards pointed at me with his staff, and a golden circle appeared under my feet, and the flames struck? If you want to impersonate me, you really have to be mentally prepared.
Then, nothing happened.
The other uses magic to condense a picture and compare my appearance.
Then the guard said, "It should be true, you go and report to the adults, I look at him." ”
They still couldn't avoid treating me like a dangerous person.
Oh, I'm a dangerous person!
It wasn't long before Enoch came out and fetched me in.
Finally, I can meet the little princess again!
Ahem, the task is important.
"My Royal Highness, dear little princess, did you miss me?"
No matter how important the task is, it doesn't prevent me from expressing my thoughts first.
I was greeted by a big fireball, and I slapped it away, putting away my hippie smile and replacing it with a serious one.
"Ahem, let's get down to business, did you release the news?"
“……”
I frowned, thinking that things were not simple.
According to the previous sum of the four of us, I think it is better to release the news first, and then slowly. Outcome......
That's right, the three of them didn't do anything for 10 days, just let the elves watch and see when I arrived.
But they can't be blamed, after all, they really haven't dealt with humans. If I come into contact with humans, I'm afraid they'll be deceived.
Today there was an attack on an ascetic, and of course, ordinary people may not be able to tell that it was an ascetic who was attacked, but they always knew that there was a terrorist robbery.
Therefore, it is not appropriate to make any more big moves today. Make a plan today, implement it tomorrow.
I taught them some human slang cuts and body language, but they didn't seem to have learned it. Forget it, I'll demonstrate it myself tomorrow.
In the evening, Enoch and I were in one room, and the two princesses in one room, leaving two rooms for ten guards.
However, the convoy had six elves standing guard in turn, and four elves resting. I can still keep two people in one room. There are only four rooms in the small border inn.
There is no way, the border is the border, and the border is bound to be desolate and backward, sparsely populated, and uninhabitable. Because a habitable place must have more people, and if there are more people, it will expand outward, and expansion will not necessarily be a border.
What happens when two big male elves sleep in the same room. Of course, I wonder what would happen if two girls slept in the same room. What would two girls think.
After this infinite nesting doll, I will soon be able to fall asleep.
"Amer, you did the attack today, right?" Enoch was the first to break the silence.
This kid is also delicate, and you can see at a glance that I did it.
However, since he didn't ask in front of the two princesses, it seems that he didn't plan to pursue it.
Since I don't plan to pursue it, then I simply don't admit it.
"How could it be that I did it, I'm a good law-abiding citizen, hahahahaha!" The more I laughed, the more weak my heart became.
As much as there is, how embarrassing it is, Ah Langcheng doesn't deceive me.
"Okay, okay, do you think we can't see it? A swordsman with high strength and a bad temperament must be you.
You don't know it yet, you used to roam the human world, but in the elven kingdom you are famous as an elven swordsman, we all thought that you would become the first elven swordmaster, and thus step into the legend.
I didn't expect you to come back and become a gunsmith. Fate is really impermanent! ”
"What, was I famous in the Elven Kingdom before?"
"Of course, elven swordsmanship is famous for its long-range slashing evil light slash. Later, I heard that there was an elf in the human kingdom who could cut with a sword, leading a group of human mercenaries to do wrong. They also thought we had cracked the human swordsmanship. ”
"Is my sword drawn so famous? No, even if I use a sword to slash, I can't be identified as an elf, ah, no, the person who robbed me is an elf? ”
I tried to quibble.