Three days later, Xiao Wei packed up her clothes and prepared to leave the valley.

In three days, Mei Yuexue has dealt with most of the trivial matters, and most of the people in the village have found what they can do, practicing boxing every morning, Lin Yi comes to instruct, and Mei Yuexue comes to teach in the evening. The village has become orderly from the previous mess, everyone's mental outlook is not tired because of getting up early and going to bed late every day, but more abundant than before, when there is nothing to do during the day, everyone gathers together to take a branch on the ground to write or practice boxing, although it has reached autumn, but it is a vigorous meaning.

Xiao Wei had already found an opportunity to discuss with the monkey about letting him go to the teahouse to tell the story, but the monkey suddenly became shy, shook his head again and again, and refused, he said: "We are all our own family, and it's okay to talk nonsense to you, but if I stand in front of the living, I'm afraid." The storytellers are all gentlemen, I haven't even read a book, how can I tell a book? ”

Xiao Wei smiled: "Monkey, what I admire you most is your ability to talk nonsense, but aren't all the stories in this world made up by people?" I once read a story that said: In addition to the "Four Books", there are too many apocryphal ones. So, the books may not be true, not to mention that people listen to books in the teahouse, and they don't go to the school to listen to the lectures, they are just for fun, and the subset of classics and history are all good books, but the teahouse is noisy, really talking about those, and the guests must not be annoyed to death by him? What the gentlemen say is in the books, but you are different, what you say is not in the books, everyone listens to those well-behaved stories and listens more, but it is not as fresh as your stories. ”

Lao Tie said excitedly: "I think what Miss Xiao said makes sense!" In fact, what emperor general, benevolence, righteousness and morality, we don't understand, it's just your demons and monsters, which hero beats the bad guys, I love to hear such stories. Monkey, every time you finish telling a story, I will follow your story for a long time! ”

Xiao Wei hurriedly said: "Yes, yes! You're the second master, don't be afraid, go! Go and try it once, and you won't lose a piece of meat on your body, the owner of the village is such an identity person, and they are willing to sell their own paintings, so you can't learn from the master of the village? You are our second master, if you don't even dare to go here, then it will be a shame! ”

Xiao Wei took a bite to say "Erzhai Master", shouting that the monkey only felt a great responsibility in his heart. Still squirming and pinching, worried about losing face when he went out, Xiao Wei hurriedly pouted him and said: "Oh, just go and try it, if it really doesn't work, you have so many good stories in your heart, don't tell it to the people of this world, I feel sorry for you, besides, we are bandits, you twist and pinch like this, it's really a shame for us bandits!"

"That's right, the second village master, you know all day long that you don't like bandits, and you have to show the momentum of bandits!"

"That's right, what's not going to work, we are bandits, bandits should be on a rampage, they should be arrogant, this is the spirit that bandits should have, otherwise how can we be embarrassed to say that we are bandits?" Xiao Wei reasoned crookedly, and what he said made some sense, and everyone nodded in agreement.

"Good, good! Okay, I'll believe the nonsense of your people, who dares to look down on me? I still look down on them. Who of them dares to laugh at me, I ...... I'll just kill them! The monkey jumped up excitedly, and crossed his neck with red ears and red ears, but had a bit of the arrogance of a bandit.

"Oh! Brother Monkey is mighty! Xiao Wei immediately clapped his hands loudly and shouted!

Everyone's enthusiasm was instigated by her, and they all barked with "Brother Dog and Brother Monkey".

Mei Yuexue watched them from a distance...... Well, it is true that he looked at "her" for a long time, stopped the pen in his hand, and finally laughed innocently, shook his head and said: "This crazy woman!"

Three days later, the monkey sent Xiao Wei outside, and transported it out with Lao Bai and his several jars of pickles and pickles, as well as a small cart for the pickle jars. The three of them thought that the road was a little difficult to walk, so they set off at the right time.

Xiao Wei was still wearing men's clothes, and when he left, everyone came to see him off, and Mei Yuexue also came, but he still just glanced at it from a distance. Xiao Wei jumped on the boat and waved to everyone: "I'm leaving, I'll be back soon, I'll bring you delicious food when the time comes, don't miss me too much!" Mei Yuexue rolled her eyes and whispered, "Ghosts will miss you!"

Lao Bai and the monkey didn't know until they got out of the eagle's beak peak and wanted to go down the mountain that Xiao Wei didn't know the way from the mountain to the steamed bun shop, and the monkey sighed: "Miss Xiao, I see that you are usually quite clever and alone, and the road in the cave is not easy to find, so you can't remember, just go down the mountain to the city How many times have you walked back and forth, you still can't remember?"

Xiao Wei thought he was verbose, and said angrily: "Okay, it's really annoying!" I've had such a shortcoming since I was a child, can't you stop talking about it? Do you think I want to do that? I'll definitely remember it this time! ”

The monkey sighed and said, "Miss Xiao, I'm worried about you, what should you do if you get lost when you're outside by yourself in the future?"

Xiao Wei said: "It's not that people don't recognize it at all, it's just that remembering the road is a little slower than ordinary people!" Besides, it was because you took me before, so I didn't remember the way, and I will definitely be careful alone in the future! ”

Lao Bai smiled and said: "But it's okay, if you want to go out, just ask the owner to send someone to take you there, it's really not good, it's okay to go to the bun shop and call that Zhou Gongzi, his family has a store in the city, so he should be very familiar with it."

Xiao Wei didn't care, only said: "It's not good to always trouble people, so it's good if I don't go to the street."

Lao Bai laughed and said, "That's a pity."

Xiao Wei didn't understand the meaning of this, and thought he was talking about himself, so he said casually: "I don't like shopping very much, but I like to teach disobedient stinky boys very much, I want to use my own personality charm to gather all the ruffians and hooligans in the entire Anning County, and change them into a team, a team that can inquire about the news and spread information, we can rely on them if we want to do anything in the future, and I hope they can all become useful people in the future, if you lose something, they are all good helpers, and then the entire Anning County will become our territory hahaha......! ”

The monkey smiled: "Your territory, Miss Xiao, if you are a man, do you still want to be the prime minister?"

Xiao Wei was ashamed: "I want to be the emperor!"

The monkey's face changed: "Hey, you should be careful when you come out of the Hidden Dragon Pass!" I heard that today's world is unstable, many important ministers of the court have been found to have colluded with the current prince to rebel, it is said that the prince has many friends in the rivers and lakes, and now the court is also offering a reward to catch them! Don't you dare to say you're going to be a ...... at this time In short, you can't let people grab the handle! We bandits from small families, how can we have anything to do with the prince, if we are arrested like this, it will be a great loss! ”

Xiao Wei said: "If you don't say it, you won't say it, but if the country is really in turmoil, we ordinary people will not have a good life, not to mention that we are still bandits, once we are investigated, the first unlucky person is people like us." Hey, this kind of thing, hiding is not possible, we must have all measures to protect ourselves, on the one hand, we must bear the name of bandits, so that ordinary powerful people dare not bully us, and on the other hand, we must do something for the people, let everyone know that we are not bad people. We don't bully others, and others don't want to bully us, we just have to be such a group of people in order to protect ourselves in this troubled world. ”

The monkey twisted his beard and mused, "Well, that's good!"

Xiao Wei said: "Don't worry about the reputation of the village, with me, after you go back, you must help the owner of the village to urge everyone to study and practice martial arts, and the owner of the village will also paint, don't let him work too hard." Also, Lao Bai will cook more fresh food for everyone in the future, eat less pickles and pickles, and eat too much is not good for your health. ”

"Good, good! I will definitely do everything you have explained, and you will take good care of yourself. You say you're so capable and so thoughtful, and you don't look like a woman at all, huh? Xiao Wei, you won't be a man pretending to be a woman, right! Menswear is your real body? The monkey had a whim, and Xiao Wei was so angry that he chased after him.

The two of them fought and went to the steamed bun shop, Zhou Wenlian helped move the pickle jar and put it in the shade of the backyard, Lao Bai told them some things to pay attention to, and told them that pickles can't be stored for a long time, so they don't do much, it's best to sell them out today, Zhou Wenlian wrote down all the details on paper, Lao Bai smiled: "I didn't expect you to write so many words as a shopkeeper!"

Zhou Wenlian immediately laughed, and Lao Baiqi said, "What are you laughing at?" Zhou Wenlian said: "Forget it, don't mention the past." After speaking, he took Lao Bai to the front yard, took a short break, and the store gradually became busy, and Lao Bai and the monkey said goodbye and left.

At the time of parting, Xiao Wei told the monkey: "I'll go back in seven days, which teahouse I go to and I'll tell you when I go back, and I'll find you the clothes of the other gentleman, you don't have to worry about it, just prepare more stories these days."

The monkeys all agreed to write it down.

Xiao Wei asked: "How many words can you write, can you organize it yourself?"

The monkey smiled: "If you can't write, you can draw, don't worry, we have our own way."

Xiao Wei smiled: "Okay then!"

After the monkey left, Xiao Wei was in the front hall by herself, and the Zhou family wanted to invite her to breakfast, but Xiao Wei insisted on paying, and it was Zhou Wenlian who persuaded his parents that the second elder accepted the money.

Then Xiao Wei had nothing to do.

Miss Zhou saw her yawning again and again, so she stepped forward and laughed in a low voice: "Miss Xiao, if you are sleepy, why don't you go to my room in the backyard to rest for a while, and then call you when someone comes to pick you up." Miss Zhou knew that she was a daughter, and she was not shy this time, so she came over to talk generously. Xiao Wei shook his head and smiled: "No need, I can't wake up as soon as I fall asleep, don't be sleepy for a while, let people laugh." Besides......" She suddenly lowered her voice and said secretly: "I'm dressed as a man today, if it is not good for others to see it."

Miss Zhou said: "It turns out that you are worried about this, and you said the same, then I will call my brother to accompany you, so that you will not be bored alone."

As soon as Xiao Wei wanted to refuse, Zhou Wenlian himself had already come out from behind Miss Zhou.

"What's the matter, Miss Xiao is bored? Okay sister, you go and help Daddy greet the guests, and I will accompany Miss Xiao. ”

"Huh!" Miss Zhou smiled and agreed sweetly and went.

Zhou Wenlian sat next to Xiao Wei and said with a smile: "Miss Xiao, how are you doing lately?"

"Okay." Xiao Wei had no choice but to answer politely.

Zhou Wenlian took out a small package and put it on the table and said, "There are snacks from my sister and my father and mother here, a little heart."

Such a small thing is not easy to refuse, so Xiao Wei accepted it and thanked him.

Zhou Wenlian took out a small long box and said, "This is my gift to you."

Xiao Wei glanced at it in a daze and said, "What is this?" As he asked, he opened the box, and inside was a pair of scrolls. Xiao Wei looked at Zhou Wenlian suspiciously.

Zhou Wenlian said: "Open it and take a look."

Xiao Wei opened it, and it turned out to be a framed portrait, painting Xiaoxiao, that is, her, Xiao Wei.

Xiao Wei actually didn't want to admit that this skin was her own, and she had never been used to seeing herself become another person, so when she saw the person on the painting, her first impression was Xiaoxiao's memory of Xiaoxiao's self, and then she knew that it was her Xiao Wei.

"You...... You just saw me and drew it? Xiao Wei was shocked, the camera didn't bring such a magic, and even PS changed clothes and hairstyles, a woman's appearance with beautiful clothes and hairstyles.

"How's it going, like it, like it or not?" Zhou Wenlian looked at her with hope. Xiao Wei slowly unfolded the scroll, and saw that the person on the painting was heroic even in women's clothes, Xiao Wei said in surprise: "You...... How could you draw so well! You're a shopkeeper, where did you learn your craft? ”

Xiao Wei's jaw almost fell to the ground in shock, the wisdom of the ancients was really terrifying.