Chapter 387: What to do if the idol power is too weak
The cameras in front of them began to shoot, and these fist-sized cameras suspended in the air were captured from the hands of those interstellar poachers, and it was quite convenient to use at this time.
Once photographed, these things become holograms that can be uploaded to the galaxy's public network.
At this time, in the live broadcast room where the idol girls were, there was no audience at all.
Finally, a melodious bell rang, and a galactic lingua franca floated in the void: "Audience from the Scale Clan #%@θΏε ₯ζΏι΄".
Everyone present was immediately like a treasure, and Wu Ma said excitedly: "Welcome, welcome to our first audience!" β
Originally, according to their expectations, they thought that their debut performance would be a concert or something, and it would be okay to get a song exhibition or something.
Unexpectedly, the boss actually asked them to come to do a live broadcast!
How many years will this special mother be able to become popular and become an idol star!
It's completely a yes or no wild road anchor!
It's just that when they reported their confusion to the orange cat, the other party just lightly spit out a smoke ring with his pink lips, and then told them very shamefully:
"The company has no money meow, everything has to be accumulated little by little, so let's start with the live broadcast to experience meow."
Then he raised his paw and patted her chest, and said solemnly:
"As long as you have a strong idol power, you will naturally be able to become popular quickly, don't doubt all this, just like your D cup is also unquestionable."
So when the first audience appeared, everyone was very excited, because after all, this was the first step in their career.
Soon, hundreds of creatures from various civilizations have appeared in the live broadcast room, all of them are naturally from Type 1 civilizations, and there are even Fly people.
Although the two sides do not understand each other's language, Chenlong has been translating instantly, so there is no big communication barrier between them.
"Where are you females? Why haven't you seen this race before? One tourist asked curiously.
"Nonsense, of course you haven't seen it, how can you have seen all of them in the entire galaxy?" Another tourist scoffed.
"But these females are pretty ...... It looks appetizing. β
"How do you know it's a female? Some races have males who are also gorgeous in appearance and look weak and weak, but in fact they are very brutal. β
"Impossible, if you look at the size and structure of these creatures, the obvious division of labor evolution, it means that they themselves do not engage in strong physical labor......"
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A group of tourists were talking about it, and seeing that the number of people had passed the three hundred mark, Zuo Chen nodded on the side.
Qi Ran immediately took the lead with a cute face and said with a smile: "Hello everyone, we are the JCZ188 group!" Please take care of us when we meet for the first time! We brought you a song and dance, and we hope you will enjoy it......"
At this time, a group of inspectors general were extremely nervous.
It was only after they got on the pitch that they realized that training is one thing, and it's another thing when they actually face the audience.
The fear of messing up and making a fool of themselves in front of everyone's eyes haunted them like a spell.
Even if there is only such a small audience, it is enough to make them nervous.
Then, the music sounded, and a group of inspectors with stiff smiles began to dance mechanically, and sang along with the music:
"Good morning meow, good afternoon meow, good night meow ......"
At this time, in the face of the real audience, although these girl idols work hard, they look a little too hard, but they are not as attractive as in the training just now.
After seeing this dance, the audience in the room seemed to be a little confused, and then lines of text appeared in the air:
"What are they doing?"
"Is it a unique dance of our race?"
"It's a little boring......"
"It's like a robot, and the smile on its face is fake......"
"It's kind of funny, but it's a little too simple......"
"It's better to watch other streamers dance striptease......"
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Soon, the number of online viewers began to decline rapidly, and it was clear that these alien viewers didn't buy it very much, and were not interested in the dance at all, so they just left.
Seeing that the number of spectators began to fall from three hundred, and in the blink of an eye, it had fallen to more than a hundred, and everyone, including Zuo Chen, couldn't help but sweat on their foreheads, and they were so anxious.
What's the situation!?
Why, contrary to expectations, these aliens are not interested in beautiful girls dancing at all!
Could it be that all the people who come in are, or that they don't have a sexual impulse for the beautiful girls of the earth!?
Sure enough, everything is still too naΓ―ve!
After all, they are different civilizations, and their physiology alone is completely different, and it is not so easy to open up the situation with a song that they have practiced in a hurry......
Finally, a song has been danced, and the number of people in the live broadcast room has dropped to a hundred, and it will soon fall below a hundred.
Zuo Chen hurriedly shouted: "Implement Plan B!" That's the plan I taught you! β
A group of beautiful girls were stunned for a moment, then walked to the side and picked up a few large stone slabs, and returned to the center of the room again.
Wu Ma lay flat on the ground, and the others placed a huge stone slab on top of her, with a solemn expression.
Pei Tu shouted: "Come and see!" Ancestral boobs crushed boulders! You're satisfied! β
Then he slapped his palm on the stone slab, and the energy of the S-class warrior was instantly released, smashing the slate into pieces.
Wu Ma shook his chest, not hurt in the slightest.
At the same time, Qi Ran on the side had already sat in a big iron pot, showed a sweet smile towards the camera, and said in a sweet Lolita voice: "Everyone, I'll show you an iron pot to stew yourself." β
Several other beautiful girls also showed their magical powers at this time, swallowing swords and swords, and stepping on fire.
It's just that the number of people online is still slowly declining, and after they started performing these, the number of people dropped even faster, jumping directly from a hundred to less than ten people, and becoming a single-digit audience......
Seeing this scene, Zuo Chen on the side couldn't help but raise his claws to cover his face, understanding that this first debut live broadcast was completely smashed.
Originally, I thought that I could increase my popularity by crushing boulders on my chest and stewing in an iron pot, but now it seems that it is useless at all.
This is a typical cultural export that is not adaptable!
Raising his claws and retreating directly from the galaxy public network, Zuo Chen hugged his round head and began to think about the problem.
"What the hell is going on? It doesn't make sense...... Short skirt + stockings are already very tempting, even if I am a cat, I have a sexual impulse after seeing it, is there ......" Zuo Chen muttered to himself.
The former inspectors general on the side were frustrated at this time.
originally thought that these people could become popular directly, quickly become idols, and then leave the rainbow cat company to fly solo, but I didn't expect that the first live performance would be a shame at all!
"What the hell is going on...... orange cat's voice muttering to herself came, and a group of girl idols suddenly felt creepy:
"The idol power is too weak, it must be that the strength of the training is not enough...... Training is still not enough, devil......"
"Ahem...... "Ahem" At this moment, Tony, the agent and trainer on the side, coughed lightly and said to Zuo Chen: "Boss, I don't know if I should say a few words or not......