"Stones! Scissors! Cloth! ”

"Stones! Scissors! Cloth! ”

The two men are pulled by the only woman in the house early in the morning to play this childish game, and in her words, on the last day of the holiday, one person is to cook a good dinner at home.

"Hahahaha! Brother Tian lost! Cook for us tonight! ”

Xiaotian frowned and looked at the scissors in his hand, always feeling cheated: "Did you two do it on purpose?" How can it be so coincidental that it's all rock, just a pair of scissors?! ”

"Ah~He murdered me~"

Xiaotian twitched as he looked at the woman who was hiding in Jie Xiu's arms and pretending to be pitiful, but the man who was protecting the short was quite cooperative and stared at him with a pair of angry eyes.

"Alright, alright, I'll just speak louder! Sister Xi, tell my brother what you want to eat, and my brother will make it for you! ”

The woman who was "faintly crying" in her arms suddenly had her eyes lit up, and she said excitedly: "I want to eat the Western food made by Brother Tian!" ”

"Western food?"

"That's right!" With my intuition, Xiaotian must have a hand in cooking Western food, but why? Hehe, judging from the way he makes breakfast, he must be a hidden amazing chef!

"That's no problem! Rest assured! ”

Wen Xi went back to the house to change clothes with a satisfied face, but the two men sat in the hall chatting.

"I went to the agency."

"In such a hurry? Didn't you say you would go together? ”

"I happened to see it."

Xiaotian thought to herself, too, this guy has been wandering around with Ximei recently, and it's not surprising to see it.

"You found it?"

"Hmm." Jie Xiu flipped through the WeChat of the intermediary's salesman from his mobile phone: "Look at these two, one is 18 floors and the other is 10 floors. ”

Xiaotian took a look and realized that this was not the upper and lower floors of his own building! And the area is not large, they are all two bedrooms and one living room, the decoration is simple, the bag move-in type, in line with the taste of Jie Xiu and Wen Xi, and more importantly, these two have a big balcony, which Wen Xi likes!

"Does Sister Xi know?"

"I don't know."

"Which one do you like?" You guy, brother, don't know you too well, you don't have any ideas to say?

Jie Xiu took the phone and said: "Although the style of the two houses is similar, the 18th floor is above your house, which is more convenient, and the bathroom on the 10th floor is good." ”

Bathroom? Huh~ What is this guy trying to do? Do the unspeakable?

"Hey, let's be honest, do you have a crush on someone's bathroom, or do you want to do something thrilling in the bathroom?"

Xiaotian looked at Jie Xiu with a "lewd" face, but what people thought in their hearts was how he was as fine as Bai Fan. Insect. Upper Brain? He fell in love with other people's bathrooms because he had always felt that taking a bath was a thing that could relax and unwind, but how did it get to Xiaotian, who had a "human-faced beast heart", it changed its taste, raised his hand to hook his neck, and ravaged his baby hairstyle: "People look good, why is their hearts so dirty!" ”

"you! Let it go! ”

"Is my brother that kind of person?!"

"The purpose is not pure!"

"How is it not pure?!"

"Y! Let it go! ”

The two of them made a fuss from the sofa to the carpet until they came out after changing their clothes, and their faces changed from joy to helplessness! After washing an apple and nibbling it against the wall, but when the crunchy sound reached Jie Xiu's ears, he threw Xiaotian aside quite ungently, and no matter how people protested, he took the gnawed apple in his hand and continued to gnaw, and when he closed the door, he didn't forget to say to Xiaotian who was complaining: "Continue our meal!" ”

"Get out!"

A slipper fell directly on the closed door, and fell to the ground with a "bang".

"NND Li Jiexiu! Hurry up and move out of the labor! Don't keep ravaging me here! ”

Jie Xiu and Wen Xi naturally went to Bai Fan's shop, while Xiaotian returned to the room, changed his clothes, and began to beautify before going out in front of the mirror!

"Why are your eyes so charming?"

"This skin ~ hiss ~ too watery!"

Although Xiaotian, a man who must wear makeup when he goes out, has put a lot of effort into maintenance, in his words, when he goes out to put on makeup, he is worthy of himself, and he feels sorry for himself when he maintains it.

Looking at himself in the mirror with light makeup, wearing a burgundy hooded sweatshirt and jeans with raw edges, with a wave of his hand, a camel-colored coat and jacket was worn, so that the whole body had an extremely handsome and sunny feeling, and walked to the shoe cabinet outside and picked: "Hey, come a pair of high-top boots of the same color!" Tall and with a sense of luxury, such a retro and elegant style is a perfect match for my brother's temperament! ”

Xiaotian doesn't have Jie Xiu's coldness, let alone his feeling that no one is allowed to enter, but it is quite sunny, even if he doesn't have Wen Xi's super healing smile, but the corners of his good-looking mouth only need to be slightly curled, and the power to fascinate all beings is not small, driving his white Land Rover straight to the largest market in Beihai.

"Song Nan!"

Song Nan, who was just returning from delivering the goods, was shouted behind him, and looked back with a look of surprise: "Are you alone?" ”

"yes!"

"And you're dressed like this?"

"Hey!" Xiaotian slapped him on the buttocks: "How are you talking?!" ”

Song Nan is only nervous when he faces Wen Xi, so he looks at Xiaotian's dress and the "pink" on his face! His own nagging mode immediately turned on: "What are you doing here dressed like this?" Grocery shopping? Just kidding, right? ”

"What's wrong with me wearing this?"

"You must have run in the wrong place, it's not appropriate for you to dress like this here, if you really want to come grocery shopping, I advise you to go home and change your clothes and come again!"

"What a mess?!" Brother NND came to the market to buy things, and there was still someone who was disliked?! What kind of logic is this!

"What if someone rubs it and gets dirty again? You're wearing it for a date, not for grocery shopping! ”

Song Nan didn't expect that Guo Xiaotian didn't dislike it at all, and even hooked his neck a little violently: "Brother is naturally beautiful and difficult to give up!" What is it that ordinary people can understand? ”

"Huh! I, I'm dirty, don't get you! ”

Xiaotian is not happy, he doesn't dislike it, what is this Song Nan blindly excited about?! continued to pull this self-disgusting man to his stall, and said to Song Nan's mother: "Auntie, is there anything else that needs Song Nan's help here?" ”

"Classmate, why are you here?"

"Auntie, I'll buy something, if you don't have a job for Song Nan to do, can I borrow someone?"

Song Nan's mother is happy, where can she take care of so much: "It's okay, it's okay, you guys go play!" ”

"Okay!"

Song Nan just wanted to interject, but he hooked Xiaotian's neck and left!

"Auntie, let's go!"

"Good~!"

Dad Song just walked away, but when he came back, he only saw his son being forcibly pulled away by a handsome boy, and a wife who was smiling from ear to ear.

"That's what you said... Nan Nan's classmates? ”

"Yes! Two more haven't come, though! ”

"Look at what this child is wearing, his family must be good, and he still doesn't dislike our family?"

"Don't you think that our Nan Nan has been a lot more cheerful since we had these classmates?"

"Hmmm! But what are they going to do? ”

Song Nan's mother slapped Song Nan's father's buttocks: "Big man is nosy!" ”

"Yo! In broad daylight, you dare to spank the ass of labor and management! ”

Song Nan's mother and Song Nan's father usually mess around at home, and although they can't help it when they go outside, they still have some scruples, and when they see customers coming from afar, they will naturally return to normal business.

"Did you pull me to be a coolie?"

"Or else? Soak you? ”

Xiaotian glanced at Song Nan and stuffed the pasta in his hand into his arms: "Sister Xi said that today is the last day of the holiday, and if you want to eat the Western food I made, I can't carefully choose the ingredients?" ”

"You can also cook?"

Song Nan looked at Xiaotian from beginning to end, and glanced at it with a serious suspicion: "If you were a woman, I would definitely describe you with ten fingers that don't touch the spring water!" ”

"Hey, didn't you notice that your eyes and tone of voice are a little abnormal now?"

"Will it?"

"Of course! I see you're just envious and jealous of me—hate! As for why? Hey~ Who made me grow a handsome face and a seductive figure that everyone and God are angry about? ”

Xiaotian teased his handsome hairstyle and said, but in Song Nan's eyes: "Don't be ashamed!" ”

"Wow! Do you say one more thing? ”

"You, what do you want to do?" Song Nan actually covered his chest with his hands in a funny way, looking very funny.

"Poof! Hahahaha! I said Song Nan, don't cover it, lest others think that you want to make a personal promise to me! ”

As soon as Xiaotian's words fell, the shopkeeper laughed, after all, they were all in the same market: "Song Nan, you are really funny!" ”

Song Nan put the basket on the boss's table and said unceremoniously: "Brother Liu, discount!" ”

"Drink! You're welcome?! ”

"That's it!"

When Xiaotian hears it, drink! Co-author Song Nan seems to have a good relationship with the owner of this store, so he came over directly, raised his eyebrows and said, "Brother Liu, I am Song Nan's buddy, will I get a discount later?" ”

"Okay! No problem! ”

The owner of the store was very happy, and as soon as he heard about the relationship with Song Nan, he directly agreed, and even today's discount was also discounted, but Song Nan's heart was boiling, and he helped Xiaotian carry things in his hands, and silently followed him.

Xiaotian took Song Nan to another store, but suddenly found that the nagging man next to him was suddenly so quiet, and turned around: "Wow! Xiaotian was startled by Song Nan, who lowered his head: "Are you sick?!" If you don't speak, forget it, scare me! ”

"Huh? Did I scare you? ”

"Nonsense! What are you doing? Menstrual cramps? ”

"You're suffering from menstrual cramps!"

"And what's wrong with you?" Why did this guy come out of that store with a strange look?

Song Nan took a deep breath and said to Xiaotian: "Thank you!" ”

Xiaotian raised his hand and touched his forehead: "No fever?" ”

"Hey! Don't make a fuss! ”

"Then your brain is pumping, why are you okay to thank me?"

"Thank you for treating me as a buddy!"

Hiss~ This guy has been doing it for a long time!

"Don't you think it's an honor to have such a handsome buddy as me?"

Song Nan, who was still full of excitement in the last second, looked at a loss.

"What else do you want to buy, I'll take you there!"

This will be replaced by Song Nan pulling Xiaotian: "Hey! You tap! ”