"Su Laosan! The wind that sobs a fart in the morning! ”

Su Ye knew that he had been deceived, so he scolded and covered the quilt, only showing one brain, and was ready to squint and fall asleep.

The third uncle shaved his beard, took out the pineapple mobile phone with explosive sound effects, and the song sounded: "Sen Lei is hairy, and the occasional oil brings thunder and fat ......"

Su Ye floated through the three black lines, opened a slit, and looked at the third uncle with resentment.

"I don't know what medicine to take, I'm excited early in the morning?"

Su Ye muttered, and got up depressed to clean up.

didn't know that the third uncle's good mood came because of him.

xiaolongbao shop,

The third uncle poured a mouthful of hot soy milk and said comfortably: "Inside... We'll be back in a minute. ”

"Ahem!" Tian Xiu'er was choked, "Where to go back!" ”

"Chuandu." The third uncle handed over a piece of paper, "There is a sudden urgency at home, and we don't plan to travel." ”

"Ah......" Tian Xiu'er's face was full of loss, she looked at the bun that she only took a bite of, and suddenly became nervous again, "Brother Su, you can't lie to me!" ”

"What are you lying about?"

"Break me up and go to another school." Tian Xiu'er poked her head out.

"Haha" The third uncle was happy: "I, Su Chong, have always been foaming at the mouth and talking about a pit, don't worry, it's a pity that it's such a good travel plan." ”

Seeing that Tian Xiu'er was still biting her lip, the third uncle thought for a while, "Do you want to go back together?" When I go back, I will go through the enrollment procedures for Ono first, how about it? ”

"This can be there!" Tian Xiu'er immediately turned cloudy and sunny, and looked at the third uncle with a smile.

After a full meal and a full meal, the five of them stepped on the plane in Sichuandu.

I made up for my sleep, and it was already afternoon when I arrived in Chuandu.

As soon as he got out of the airport, Su Ye felt the heat wave rolling, and the sweat on his head couldn't stop flowing.

"Whew... How did Chuandu heat up like this? ”

"It's okay, the air is moist, I like it." Qi Tong bought an ice cream at some point and licked it beautifully.

"There are five of us, take two cars, one for me and Teacher Tian, and one for you."

Su Ye took a breath, "You... Are you sure? ”

"If you're not sure, let's go." After speaking, he took Mr. Tian into an empty car.

Su Ye was depressed, would they fight in the back when he sat in front?

But if you want to sit in the back, the one in front must be complaining.

Qi Tong's eyes rolled, opened the front door and sat in, this move surprised Su Ye a little. Hurriedly opened the trunk to help Tang Rui put away his luggage, and the two sat quietly in the back.

"Oops... I'll see you later, giggles, Xiao Tang, you don't have much time to be alone with Su Ye, cherish it~"

“………”

The car drove for about 20 minutes and stopped in a downtown area.

This street is not in the center of the city, and there are no high-rise buildings, but there are small facades and pedestrians on two or three floors.

That's ridiculously much.

Su Ye looked at the white thighs all over the street, and swallowed his saliva, "It is said that the Sichuan girl is watery, it is better to see it than to hear it!" ”

The third uncle helped Tian Xiu'er take out the luggage, he was in a good mood, took two deep breaths, and then turned back energetically, "Fart baby, do you see, the street in front is the Su family." ”

Su Ye built a pergola and saw a hundred-meter-long pedestrian street across the road.

There are more than a dozen storefronts open on the street.

There are car repairers, Sichuan restaurants, chess and card rooms, small shops and so on.

"The whole street is ours?" Su Ye was surprised.

The third uncle smiled and pointed to the opposite side: "That's your university, two-step kung fu." ”

"Damn... It turned out to be true! Su Ye pursed his lips and couldn't wait to say, "What about now, go home first or go back to school?" ”

"Of course go home, you can go with Teacher Tian when you are free in the afternoon."

After speaking, he rounded his arm and waved it in a dashing manner,

"Go home!"

A young man who was repairing the car saw the third uncle and his party, and stood up suddenly, blinked his eyes several times, and slipped into the store.

Su Ye was a little puzzled, but he saw that in less than a minute, a large group of people came out of various stores with a "bang"!

Boy!

Some are shirtless and have wrenches in their hands,

Some are wearing white coats, and there are a few pieces of meat stuck to the frying spoon.

Some are holding mahjong, some are holding remote controls,

The fat and the thin, the tall and the short,

As far as the eye can see, there are twenty or thirty men's and women's women's football women's women's football teams!

What they all have in common is that they are all here.

Su Ye, Tang Rui, Qi Tong, and Tian Xiu'er were at a loss.

I've never seen this formation.

You can't fight in a group, right?

The third uncle turned his back to the four people, and Tian Xiu'er, who he liked, was behind him, thinking about the image of a "cultural person" who had been holding on for several days, and endured it again and again, but still touched the cigarette from his pocket,

Dotting,

Looking back and smiling,

Turn around and walk towards the long-lost home.

A burly man walked out of the repair shop, his tall body stood out from the crowd, and everyone instantly got out of the way.

Su Ye looked at the man and felt a shudder in his heart.

The man is about 1.9 meters, with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, dark skin, fierce and vicious, and under the big bright eyes, every fold on the horizontal flesh of the face has a fierce atmosphere.

The most striking thing is the scar that runs from the end of the eyebrows to the cheeks, which is still shocking after years of washing.

Outline a strong domineering spirit for the image of the original tough guy!

The man walked to the center, and when he was still five meters away from the third uncle, he stopped and raised his hand.

Everyone had a sense of clarity for a moment, and they touched their pockets one after another.

Su Ye was surprised, but saw that everyone took out a lighter?

This is?

Before he could think about it, the man cleared his throat and suddenly shouted, his voice was rough and strong, with its own amplification, which was very penetrating, and the pedestrians on the side of the road stopped to watch.

"Strategy!"

"Welcome... Three, master, home, home! ”

Fall,

The lighter "crackled" and was thrown to the ground, and the blasting sound was endless!

Su Ye shrank his head, feeling that this is not allowed to be fired during the New Year, so what about replacing it with this operation?

The third uncle nodded, looked back at Su Ye, and scolded,

"Hammer! Baby, why don't you come and wait there? ”

“……”

Su Ye sighed, "That... Let's go over too. ”

The four of them crossed the street and came to the third uncle, and the man shouted again,

This time the voice was louder, and several taxis stopped and rolled down their windows to watch with relish.

"Strategy!"

"Welcome, Su family, young master is !! home"

Fall,

No one shook the lighter.

Su Ye looked at everyone embarrassedly, but found that their eyes were weird?

With an expression of urgency to do something bad.

really

The man with the scar was quick-eyed, and while Su Ye was stunned, he stepped forward, bent his body, and carried Su Ye's whole person upside down!

And that's not all,

The next second,

Actually threw it out?

Everyone gathered together in an uproar, and a "stars holding the moon" came and lifted Su Ye high.

Su Ye had only seen the game of "Sea of People" on TV, but he didn't expect that he would have such a day.

From childhood to adulthood, there were only parents in my own world.

Since the appearance of the third uncle, he has felt the only trace of love from his relatives.

Su Ye loves his relatives, and he also likes to be lively.

Like at this moment,

The feeling of being lifted high in the air excites him.

He also knows that those who stretch out their hands now will be inextricably linked with him in the future.

From nothing, to there, to so much.

Su Ye was inexplicably moved.

"Wow!"

"Wow!"

"Wow!"

Feeling the stimulation of weightlessness, Su Ye laughed loudly.

people, in fact, sometimes it's really simple,

Just like now, a happy scene, everyone gathered around to welcome the new members.

Warm, touched, joyful,

And then

Su Ye's pants were pulled out!

"Smack!"

Feeling the pain coming from her buttocks, Su Ye Chrysanthemum tightened, "I'm the next Ao!" ”

Before I had time to lift it, my hands were stuck and I couldn't move.

The picture that was moving a second ago instantly turned into a "tear-jerking" film.

"Smack!"

"Smack!"

"Smack!"

"Ahh

"It hurts! Hiss!! ”

"Oops, it hurts, it hurts!"

"Holy!"

Su Ye's tears swirled in pain, and he tried to struggle a few times, but not only did it not work, but he was pumped even more fiercely.

Turning his head, the third uncle and the strong man were smoking cigarettes on the side, with a mean smile on the corner of their mouths.

Su Ye retracted his gaze and looked at the sky in despair.

From childhood to adulthood, the ass and balls are finally showing their faces today.

The screams continued for fifteen minutes, and Su Ye was placed in front of the store, his buttocks were red and swollen, and some places were already blue.

He was motionless like a dead fish, and he didn't even have the strength to lift his pants.

Today, this person is completely lost.

After everyone and the third uncle said hello, they were busy with their own things.

The third uncle stepped forward with the man, squatted down, lit a cigarette and inserted it in Su Ye's mouth,

"Isn't that still breathing?"

"Su Laosan, you bastard!" Su Ye's eyes were red, and he glared at the third uncle coldly.

"Haha!" The man laughed, "Good temperament!" When you grow up, it's no worse than your uncle! ”

The third uncle knocked on Su Ye's brain, "What's wrong?" Wronged? ”

Su Ye just kept glaring at the third uncle resentfully and didn't speak.

"Huh... You fart, what's the matter, this is the rule of the Su family. ”

"Rules?"

"Behind the front desk, inside and outside the door, from birth to death, the Su family has a rule. Everyone who just slapped their butts, regardless of age, whether male or female, will obey you in the future.

You let people go east, people don't go west,

You call people to die, and people don't live more than five watches.

Listen to your young master's words for a lifetime, slap your ass twice, and recognize people, isn't it too much? ”

Saying this, Su Ye's heart was much smoother, and with only complaining, he muttered in a low voice:

"I admit the stubble of spanking, but just now there was a turtle son who begged for hair from beginning to end, what does it mean? It's so bald! ”

The third uncle and the man laughed and lifted their pants for Su Ye.

"Did you get up?"

"Make do."

Su Ye held on to the door frame and patted the soil on his body.

"Meet you, old shovel."

"Uncle Shovel", Su Ye nodded.

"Master", the old shovel clenched his fists and bent down.

"Don't, don't, Uncle Shovel just call me Ono."

"That's not possible, it's a broken rule!" The old shovel said solemnly.

"In this way, Lao Shovel, you take him around, and I'll go and enroll the baby in school."

"Hmm." The old shovel nodded, "By the way, the third master, the old man explained when he left, and vacated the east room for the young master to live." ”

"Do it."

"Yes."

"Grandpa is gone?" Su Ye said in surprise.

"Yes, the old man left half a month ago, I didn't say where I went, and we didn't ask."

"It's a pity that I didn't see my grandfather." Su Ye lowered his head.

"Silly baby, your grandfather left because of you." The third uncle took a sullen puff of his cigarette and turned around and walked towards Tian Xiu'er.

Seeing the two of them walking away, Su Ye smashed the old shovel's arm, "Uncle shovel, the third uncle just said that grandpa left because of me, what do you mean?" ”

"Uh... This..."The old shovel's face was a little embarrassed.

"Hey, don't worry, I'm strict." Su Ye raised an eyebrow.

The old shovel nodded and quietly leaned his head over, "Master, the enemy in Nanyang knows which one it is, right?" ”

"yes, I know."

"Are you in Sichuan?"

"Yes." Su Ye's first reaction was West Kunlun.

Then, I saw that the old shovel gave a look that could only be understood and indescribable.

Nanyang enemy,

West Kunlun,

Chuandu,

Grandpa leaves.

Su Ye strung a few words together and reacted for a few seconds, his eyes lit up, "Is it possible... Is Grandpa going to test me? See if I have what it takes to clean up the game? ”

"Master spirit!" The old shovel bent over and clenched his fists, with a small smile on his face.

"Really!" Su Ye took a breath, "Xi Kunlun is also a descendant of Bayan, the old man's heart is wide enough!" ”

"Hey, hey... Pull out the seedlings to help grow? The old shovel raised his arm, which was thicker than Su Ye's calf, and pointed to the pedestrian street, "Master, the Su family still has a rule, you must choose your own shop." ”

"Oh?" Su Ye's eyes lit up, his buttocks didn't feel pain, and he said excitedly: "Aren't there all bosses in this shop?" I... Can I really take my pick? ”

"The boss of Chuandu is your third uncle, these shops are his, and we rough people follow the Su family and don't pay attention to it."

"Damn, then this product is still dark every day and my money..."Su Ye pursed his lips, looked at the old shovel, and suddenly felt that he was not so terrible, and then asked, "Uncle shovel, how long did you enter the Su family?" ”

"Yo, this is a long story, I will talk to you slowly when I have time."

"Huh... Probably talk about it, it's still mysterious. ”

The old shovel couldn't laugh and laughed, and touched a cigarette, "It's been almost twenty years." Twenty years ago, I was younger than you, and I couldn't do anything, but I had two brushes.

Don't brag, just give me a shovel, there's no treasure you can't dig.

That's how the nickname of the old shovel came from.

After a long time, I tasted the sweetness, the more I stole and the bigger and bigger, the deeper the theft, and finally I became obsessed and couldn't persuade me.

For me at that time, it didn't matter what treasures were hidden inside.

I love the moment when the coffin board is uncovered,

The sense of accomplishment is beyond words.

Because at that point, you must have experienced a lot of things that ordinary people can't understand.

Later, I took a daughter-in-law and gave birth to two sons, and my life was very rich, and I was considered a rich person in the local area.

But the inverted bucket is used to it, and the hands itch after a long time.

At that time, it was rumored in the circle that there was a "Yunfeng" tomb, which was full of organs and countless treasures, and those who went to explore the way never returned.

Hearing this, I really couldn't sit still, settled my daughter-in-law, and went to Yunfeng overnight. ”

Speaking of this, there was a touch of sadness in Lao Shovel's eyes, and Su Ye swallowed, "That... And what about later? ”

"It's over, it's all over, huh..."

"What do you mean, uncle."

"Lao Tzu jumped up and went all out!"

Lao Shovel scolded, "The things in there are too powerful, I didn't come out for seven days and seven nights, and when I was almost starving to death, the old man came and saved my life." ”

"Grandpa?"

"That's right." Lao Shovel sighed, his eyes became more and more sad, "What I didn't expect was that thing came out, and my mother-in-law and two babies who had just run were all killed." ”

"Shhh Su Ye took a cool breath.

"That day was the most crazy and painful day in my old shovel's life. I finished guarding the spirit, picked up the shovel and ran to Yunfeng, I swear, even if a shovel and a shovel are dug up, Lao Tzu will dig out the board and tear it up!

On the way there, I met the old man, who had killed him and avenged me.

He said two sentences, the first sentence, I can't fight this thing now, and if I go, I will be sent to death.

In the second sentence, this board is a female, and a male has slipped away, and you can only see it again if you stay in the Su family.

I didn't speak, I dropped the shovel and kowtowed to the old man.

Since then, he has been staying in the Su family.

It's not just me, everyone here has been saved by the old man.

We come from all over the world, and we were all rescued by the old man when he traveled south and north.

Therefore, our lives belong to the Su family. ”

Su Zhi's heart was touched, he looked at the old shovel with vicissitudes on his face, and said with emotion, "Twenty years ago, you were younger than me, that is, you are only in your thirties now." My old shovel uncle, what have you been through, how do you look like someone in your fifties! ”

"Haha!" The old shovel patted his belly and smiled from ear to ear.

"Hehe", Su Ye followed suit: "Just kidding, uncle, don't mind." By the way, Uncle Shovel, why is the door closed in the shop over there? ”

"Oh, what kind of massage did your uncle get a few years ago, it was blocked, and he didn't care about it after that. What's the matter, master, have you taken a fancy to that store? ”

Su Ye shuddered in disgust, "Is the store clean?" ”

"It's clean! Your uncle is getting a blind massage. ”

"Is that still sealed?"

"Later, a blind tattoo was added, and it was all exposed."

“………”

Su Ye moved his legs and felt better, "I see that the store in this row is four floors, and the others are two or three floors, go back and tell the third uncle, just that shop, do you think, Uncle Shovel." ”

"Master doesn't have to take care of these stores that have already opened, anyway, they are all making money for the Su family, which one you like and which one you like can be picked directly. How good it is to have it ready-made, it's quite troublesome to get it yourself. ”

"No, no, no, although you have a relationship with the Su family, but after all, I think there are two people, and if they have children in the future, they can't follow the Su family for the rest of their lives. It's all the 21st century, and we don't want to be like the landlords. It's okay, uncle, I'll do my own thing. Go back and find someone to get me a business license. ”

"Tsk," the old shovel smacked his lips, "The master is really kind, don't suffer in the future." ”

"Don't worry."

"Does the young master have a general direction? It's not a small building. ”

"Direction... Uh..."Su Ye looked at the small building and thought for a while, "I think... Nightclubs are quite lucrative. ”

The old shovel immediately gave a thumbs up!

"I'll just say it! One wave is stronger than the other, what is the future? Anyway, you slapped your uncle on the edge of the dam.

Good guy, your uncle will get a massage parlor, you will get a nightclub, school will start soon, and when the part-time little girl comes, you say tut-tut..."

"Uncle Shovel, Uncle Shovel?"

"Oh, oh... I'm sorry, that's okay, sir, I'll do this. In two days, you can go to the furniture market to see the furniture and choose the decoration style. ”

"Hmm."

"Let's go, sir, I'll take you back to the house to rest."

After speaking, Lao Shovel walked to Qi Tong and Tang Rui's side, "Both of you are young ladies, right?" Inside please. ”

Hearing Madame, Tang Rui's face turned red, and he walked to Su Ye's side with small steps, and said with concern: "Does it hurt?" ”

"It's better." Su Ye scratched his head in embarrassment, "Just... Seen them all? ”

After saying that, I felt that my words were really redundant, and I don't know which shameless one also recorded the video.

"I'm going to report first, and then... And then..."

"Then come back with the third uncle." Su Ye laughed and finished what she wanted to say for her.

Tang Rui hung his head shyly, took out a bottle of Yunnan Baiyao from his bag, stuffed it into Su Ye's hand, and turned around and walked towards the school.

Looking back, Qi Tong and Lao Shovel had already become one, giggling and laughing.

Su Ye shook his waist over, and his face instantly darkened.

The two looked at their phones, and the scene of Su Ye being spanked was playing on the screen...

"Ahem!" The old shovel cleared his throat, "Master, young lady, let's go?" ”

Lead the way.

Su Ye flattened his mouth, "Qitong, I always think it's strange for him to call you young lady." ”

"Not worthy?"

"No, it's like it sounded like a long time ago, and it feels awkward."

"Rules." Qi Tong shrugged his shoulders, "What other butlers do I have, the chief manager, the elder, a bunch of messy names." ”

"Oh yes, what are you going to do with them alone?"

"The whereabouts of the corpse that died due to the marrying mound are unknown, they want to find clues about the corpse, and now there is a line that has been chased to Tibet, this is the right thing, and it cannot be delayed."

"Thank you, Hitomi Seven."

"No thanks, just don't die."

“……”

Walk along the pedestrian street to the end, turn a corner and walk for a while.

"So close?" Su Ye said in surprise.

"That's right, the front row is a storefront, and the nearly 1,000 acres of land in the back are all your Su family's houses, even if you drive around, it will take about ten minutes."

"I'll go..."Su Ye opened his mouth, "It's the poorest in our family!" ”

Under the introduction of Lao Shovel, Su Ye understood the structure of the thousand-acre house ---- the courtyard.

There are a total of thirteen large and small courtyards of the Su family, dotted with bustling streets outside, but quiet and far-reaching inside.

The old shovel said that the layout of this courtyard was designed by the old man, and it is a formation itself.

Don't look at the dozens of people in the Su family, the courtyard fully meets the needs of occupancy, and even several courtyards are empty now.

Su Ye is a native of the city, living in high-rise buildings for many years, and the relationship between people and families has become indifferent; The cohesion and harmonious atmosphere formed by the original traditional pattern have disappeared; People's social activities have decreased, and their sense of spiritual security and intimacy is gone.

People feel a closed and lonely lifestyle, especially the elderly and children living in high-rise buildings, who live in "high" houses all year round, and the physical and mental health of the elderly and the intellectual development of children are affected.

The courtyard house is different, and this traditional layout, which is based on family ties and personal interactions, has produced a cohesive and harmonious atmosphere over generations.

Lao Shovel said that each yard has a land certificate, and the old man directly distributes it to individuals, according to the current housing prices in Sichuan, ranging from a few million to tens of millions.

Su Ye muttered and shook his head.

The gate of the courtyard is open in the southeast corner, and the north house in the courtyard is the main house, which is built on a brick and stone pedestal, which is larger than the scale of other houses, and is the old man's house.

On both sides of the courtyard, there are east and west wings, the third uncle who lives in the west room, and the east side is empty, which is where Su Ye is about to live.

There is a corridor between the main room and the side room, where people can walk and rest.

The walls of the courtyard and the houses facing the street generally do not open windows to the outside, and the environment in the courtyard is closed and quiet.

The rest of the courtyard houses are also designed in turn, but the size is different, and there are arches between the two adjacent walls to be used for the door.

Thirteen courtyards of different sizes overlook the formation of a Big Dipper, and the east room where Su Ye is located is exactly in the "soup spoon" of the Big Dipper.

After passing through several courtyards in a row, Su Ye was shocked.

I didn't expect my grandfather to be so rich?

Oh, my God...

Everyone lives in the same courtyard, and at the same time, they can protect each other's privacy and live a comfortable, leisurely, and respectful life.

There is a mahjong table in the yard where I like to rub mahjong,

Those who like to work out are piled up with all kinds of equipment sandbags,

I like to fish, so I dug a fish pond,

Of course

Hot pot is available in every household.

After going around a whole circle, the old shovel finished his introduction, and finally came to Su Ye's east room.

Su Ye didn't rush in, but first glanced at his grandfather's main room.

There is nothing unique about it, the door is cleaned very clean, and a tree is planted.

"Uncle Shovel, what's so special about that tree?"

"Hey, hey... Master, we'd better not touch the old man's things, that tree is mysterious, and the old man has personally explained it. ”

"Oh..."

Su Ye licked his lips and began to observe the yard.

The courtyard of the east house is wide and sparse, with two five-meter-wide flower ponds, in which nothing is planted, and there is a lot of open space next to it.

Su Ye licked his lips and began to secretly plan his "secret network system",

In the spacious courtyard, you can plant trees and flowers, raise birds and dogs, and stack rocks and scenery, and you can use this as a base.

In this way, a group of natural animals and plants that can communicate can be cultivated, as the first batch of patriarchs.

Push open the door, three bedrooms and two living rooms, two hundred square meters is more than enough.

To Su Ye's surprise, the house did not present a scene from the old era, but a modern decoration style.

Cross-door refrigerators, multi-wall-hung stoves, 65-inch Max wall-mounted LCD TVs, drum washing machines, sweeping robots, boss integrated stoves, and even various small household appliances are all Xiaomi smart ones.

"This, this is too different from what I imagined!"

"Well, the old man thinks that you are used to living in the city, just..."

Su Ye's heart warmed when he listened.

"Qi Tong, you go pick a house, and I'll talk to Uncle Shovel."

"Okay."

Su Ye pulled the old shovel and walked to the stone table in the courtyard and sat down.

"Uncle Shovel, where do you live?"

"No, it's right behind you."

"It's so close, hehe." Su Ye glanced at it and turned his head, his gaze was a little different.

The old shovel took a breath, "What's wrong with the master?" Didn't take care of it? All from their own families, despite opening their mouths. ”

"No, no, Uncle Shovel, I'm taking good care of it, I'm just ......" Su Ye scratched his head, a little hesitant,

"Forget it, let's get straight to the point."

"Uncle Shovel, yesterday I went to Xi'an with the third uncle and saw the mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang, and the third uncle said, there is a master in this area at home, I think it should be you.

Uncle, speaking of which, let me ask you a question. ”

"Say"

"What if... Let's go around the mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang, will we die for a lifetime? ”

The old shovel squinted, looked at Su Ye for a while, and said in a low voice,

"Master, be confident, don't get rid of it."