Chapter 37 No Parking on Highway (Ask for Recommendation)
"Uncle, are you serious?"
"Yes",
"That's... Is this dancing treasure alive all along, or dead and resurrected, or zombie wow? ”
"What does the baby think about every day? Didn't you say it earlier, Wu Bao'er was rescued by your grandfather, in a sense, she didn't die, she has been settled in Taihang Mountain, someone takes care of her, and she is almost like a vegetative person. ”
"And how did she wake up?"
"Do you see the two rings she is holding? You wear one, she wears one, and she wakes up.
By the way, this secret technique was completed within a few hours after the deceased's heartbeat stopped, and strictly speaking, Wu Bao'er had no memory during her sleep. Its flesh was frozen before it was unsealed, and it would not grow, and its memories were stuck in that dark and turbulent era. ”
"Yin Yuan really makes my heart move, but it's just ......" Su Ye looked at Wu Bao'er with an embarrassed expression.
Her story is poignant,
Her strength touches the heart,
but
Su Ye can't convince himself to be with Wu Bao'er no matter what, wow?
Inner sympathy and affection are two different things.
Seeing that Su Ye's face was as ugly as eating, the third uncle cleared his throat,
"Fart baby, the old man didn't let you marry Wu Bao'er, so you begged with a hanging face? The Yin Yuan she produces can complement your soul death, but there is no need to live a life, wow? ”
Su Ye heard it, "That's right! What was I thinking? As long as Wu Bao'er stays in this courtyard, there is no need to do anything, do you say yes. ”
The third uncle smiled and continued, "It's just... You also know the setting of this Yin Yuan, it is an emotional thing, if you let her live alone in the house, you will not be able to jump half of the Yin Yuan in the next life. ”
"Emotional..."Su Ye muttered.
"Poof!"
The old shovel on the side couldn't hold back, laughed, touched Su Ye's head and was about to answer, the third uncle suddenly interrupted, pointed at the old shovel and asked loudly,
"Old shovel, what are you licking??"
"Huh?" The old shovel was stunned for a moment, and withdrew his hand: "I... I didn't lick my mouth, did I? ”
Su Ye raised his head, and happened to make eye contact with the third uncle, almost in the electric light, he saw the third uncle's eyebrows slightly raised, and then quickly returned to his original state.
There are also some days together, and this level of small tacit understanding is naturally self-evident.
Su Zhi comprehended, looked back at the old shovel, and said with a serious face:
"Uncle Shovel, how can you be greedy for her!"
“………”
"What... What, I'm hungry for people? The old shovel's face was wrinkled.
"Huh... Forget it, don't talk about it, this kind of thing is logically willing, but now that people are asleep, we won't be kind once.
Old shovel, since you licked your mouth, the little Jiujiu in your heart can't hide it. In this way, I will be the master of the old man, and hand over Wu Bao'er to you, from now on, she will be your person, you have to marry her as a wife, and treat her well.
Ono's cultivation is urgent, and you will have a wedding in three days.
For the sake of fairness, let's raise our hands and vote,
Well... Two-to-one overwhelming advantage, that's okay, this thing is just like that,
Wake her up tomorrow and familiarize herself with it first. ”
After speaking, he looked at Su Ye, "Come out with me, I have something to say to you." ”
"Hem~", Su Ye nodded, with a serious expression, and walked out of the yard with the third uncle.
The whole process is smooth and smooth, and the tacit understanding is outrageous.
The old shovel stood beside the coffin in a daze, and after a while, he stomped his feet: "You two broken boats, drive steadily!" ”
"Poof, hahahaha!"
Deng'er smiled with a stomachache, sat on the cornice of the coffin, crossed Erlang's legs, "Master Shovel, I feel that I have traveled thousands of miles this time, did I find a daughter-in-law for you?" This person has to pay it back! ”
"!"
The old shovel was so red and his neck was thick, and the more he thought about it, the more wrong it became, "No, I have to talk to them!" ”
Out of the yard,
Su Ye looked at the long-lost street scene, stretched his waist, and said slightly apologetically: "Uncle, it's not kind to shovel Uncle like this, right?" ”
The third uncle paused, raised his leg is a kick, Su Ye was prepared in advance, and his ass twisted and avoided.
"Say Lao Tzu is not kind? Okay, you can do this by yourself, don't look for Lao Tzu. ”
"Alas, alas? That's not what I meant. ”
"Then what do you mean, you want to marry Wu Bao'er?"
“……”
"In short, don't talk nonsense to Lao Tzu, Wu Bao'er is worthy of Lao Shovel, Lao Shovel is also a married person, and both of them have experience."
Su Ye flattened his mouth, "That's okay, listen to uncle." ”
"Huh..."
The third uncle sighed, "If it weren't for the secret prostitute, this dancing treasure would be excited, but it's a pity that wow, it's cheap." ”
Su Ye nodded repeatedly.
The two walked along their own pedestrian street, don't look at this street is not in the city center, but the business is extremely hot, large and small shops are crowded with people, especially milk tea shops and hot pot restaurants, and there is no place to stay.
Sichuan is not large, but there are 30 million people, the summer climate is humid and hot, the cycle is long, the girls are dressed very cool, as far as the eye can see, white flowers and flowers, very exciting.
The third uncle went to the Sichuan restaurant to ask for a garlic sprout back to the pot meat, stir-fried spicy chicken, and then opened a bottle of cold beer Mei Zizi sat at the door and enjoyed the scenery.
Su Ye felt that the third uncle's eyes were too obscene, so he moved a small bench to the tree while the meal was not good, and prepared to practice with a needle.
Right now, the streets and alleys are full of blue rice dumplings.
Su Ye knew that the bigger the secret, the more unbelievable it was, and the more energy it could refine.
It's a bit like gambling.
Before touching it, he didn't know what other people's secrets were, and whether the energy they brought was more or less.
The airflow melted by the first sword bone is limited, so Su Ye pondered, don't get too excited and cast the net, to maximize the energy, start with the "human".
He released a trace of airflow, looked around and was about to start, but suddenly found that across the road ten meters away from him, next to a garbage can, stood a small board?
He was staring at him blankly.
Su Ye was full of excitement, thinking about it, this was the first time he had seen such a thing.
ghost
soul
Let's call the board.
Su Ye carefully observed the small banban, about four or five years old, silly, looking very light and light.
He was not as tall as a garbage can, so he stood like this, as if he was very interested in Su Ye.
After the two looked at each other across the road for a few seconds, Xiao Banban's eyes suddenly became frightened, and he looked at Su Ye with pleading eyes, and then stretched out his dirty little hand and pointed behind him.
Su Ye stood up, squinted his eyes, and found that there was still something dark hidden in the green belt?!
It slowly elongated, revealing its head.
It turned out to be a person?!
It's just that the color of this thing is black, exuding an evil aura, even from a distance, Su Ye can feel a strong sense of disgust.
Xiao Banban was so frightened that he pulled his legs and ran towards Su Ye.
The cars on the road passed through his body without any fluctuations.
When Xiao Banban ran to a distance of two meters from Su Ye, he suddenly stopped.
Su Ye sat under the tree, the small board was now on the side of the road, and there was a green belt between the two.
This green belt is like an invisible barrier, so that small planks do not dare to approach.
The ghost thing behind him also crawled out,
That's right
He used to climb.
But climb fast!
The facial features are split, the mouth is open, and the place where it crawls is like a snail, leaving a string of black marks.
Xiao Banban was so frightened that he hurriedly moved along the green belt.
The ghost thing also crawled to the side of the green belt, ready to open its arms, turned its head to look at the green belt, and instantly retreated two steps in fear.
"Master."
The old shovel walked behind Su Ye at some point, with a melancholy expression. Su Ye shuddered, took a breath, and pointed to the ghost thing on the ground,
"Shovel... Uncle Shovel, this thing? ”
The old shovel glanced at it and said lightly: "Do you want to deal with it!" ”
"Hmm." Su Ye looked at the trembling little board and nodded.
The old shovel didn't speak, and between breaths, he crossed the green belt with an arrow step, raised his leg and kicked at the ghost thing's brain, and then grabbed his body with one hand and threw it into the tree, and took out a dagger from his waist and inserted it with a "stab" sound!
The blade is in the wood,
Crisp and neat.
"Good skills!"
Su Ye exclaimed.
The old shovel's skills are the same as the third uncle, steady and ruthless, and a set of actions must put people to death.
After Su Ye saw the ghost thing nailed to the tree roll twice, the "Zilazila" turned into a wisp of black smoke and disappeared completely.
"Master, it's over." The old shovel withdrew the knife, still looking depressed, and it seemed that Fang Cai's behavior was as disapproving as if he had sneezed.
Su Ye pointed to the gap in the tree, "Hm... Uncle Shovel, this thing is gone, it's nothing, right? ”
"If you can have anything, just eat this mouthful. It's just that there are too many dirty things, and we don't usually care about it, but it's different when you open your mouth, sir. ”
Su Ye nodded, and was about to continue asking, when the skull was slammed into a chestnut,
"Knock!"
"Oops!"
The third uncle held a beer and looked at the small board fiercely, "Get out!" ”
When Xiao Banban saw the third uncle, he was so frightened that he disappeared in a puff of smoke, and the speed was faster than running away.
Su Ye covered his head resentfully, "Hit me and beg?" ”
"Butt... If you don't fight, you can't have a long memory! ”
The third uncle took a sip and pointed to a beautiful woman passing by, "Lao Tzu said before you broke the robbery, and in the future, you will see things that you have never seen before, but they are real."
You have to think of them as species that coexist with us in the same world.
They have their systems, rules, and even gang families, which you can't solve alone.
Are you familiar with that little board?
What if it's a minion of the Gu Soul Palace?
What if it's sent by a vixen?
You didn't even know the bottom of your own enemy, Xi Kunlun, so you took care of a few things.
Look at that girl, with two legs on her body, a total of four babies lying on her stomach, who had an abortion, and was sucking her yang energy, can you handle it?
Don't take anything on yourself, my Su family is not reduced to the point of working for the Netherworld, come over and eat! ”
After speaking, he poured another sip and went back with a ruddy face.
The old shovel patted Su Ye on the shoulder, "Don't worry about it, the third master is good for you." ”
"I know." Su Ye twisted his head, "It's just that you can't say it well, you can get started at every turn!" ”
"Hehe, the third master is like this." Lao Shovel said a word of relief, lowered his head, and rubbed his hands, "Uh... Master, I just thought about Wu Bao'er, the scene between you and the third master was too fast, and I didn't even have time to intervene before the finale, do you see if it's ......"
"What's the matter, make a Korean drama? Uncle Shovel, since Wu Bao'er has made a decision, so be it. After Su Ye finished speaking, he slipped away.
The old shovel stood alone under the tree, his lips trembling.
"Deng'er, come and eat!"
"Gotta Third Master!"
"In the past few days, you have made a shop for Ono, I think it's almost over, and in the future, you will follow Ono and worry more about snacks, and you will take care of other things at home."
"Yo!" Deng'er put down his chopsticks and clasped his fists with both hands, "I've heard the name of the master for a long time, and I've seen it alive today, haha." Just talking about things in the courtyard, I didn't say hello, and the young master was angry. ”
"No, no, Brother Deng'er." Su Ye poured a glass of Coke for Deng'er, and the three of them touched a glass.
"Which shop is in the picture?" The lamp stuffed the meat, and said vaguely.
"The one at the top, I see it's empty, wasteful."
"That shop is big, can the master afford it?"
"Hehe, as long as you can make money."
The third uncle wiped his mouth, "I'm full, you two continue." Lamp, after eating, take the baby to the building materials market to see the furniture, and make a note. ”
"Gotta third master."
Deng'er got up and sent the third master to the corner, the two whispered a few words, and ran back with a smile on their faces.
"Master, you eat, I'll order it if it's not enough."
"Enough is enough!"
After eating, Su Ye collected blue zongzi on the street, and the four-hour recovery period could not be wasted, and the effect was very optimistic.
He looked at the passers-by one and smiled without saying a word.
I can't imagine that Svenwen's glasses man is an arsonist,
Can't think of someone hiding gold in a statue in the park?
Can't imagine that a bus driver stealing gas every day can buy a house for a year?
Unexpectedly, the stocks that have fallen will be pulled to the commanding heights next week.
The airflow in his body was completely depleted, and Su Ye took a breath, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
He wondered if he should write an anonymous letter telling the police who the arsonist was.
Or, in the dead of night, go and steal the gold.
Or, quietly register a securities account and eat meat with the trader?
interesting
It's getting more and more interesting!
Just as Su Ye was thinking, there was a sharp sound in his ears, and a bright yellow bumblebee sports car stopped in front of him.
"Master! Get in! ”
The first time I sat in a sports car, the kind of boom, Su Ye was a little uncomfortable, and he always felt that spending millions to buy this thing was luxurious.
The lamp hummed a little song and changed into refreshing clothes, looking a lot more handsome.
Su Ye saw a blue rice dumpling hanging on his chest.
The last time I saw this kind of zongzi was on the terracotta warriors.
The one who got the elixir of life and sneaked out of the mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang.
"Could it be that the secret on Brother Deng'er is also shocking?"
Su Ye was fascinated, but it was a pity that Fang had been refining with his mind, which would be a little tired, plus the airflow was exhausted, and there was no blue, so he wanted to know that the blue zongzi could only be touched with his hands.
"It's better not to touch it when driving, bear with me..."
"But... But this zongzi is too attractive to me! ”
"It's a little uncontrollable!"
"I want to know... Or..."
Deng'er turned around and saw that Su Ye had been staring at his chest, a spirit,
"Holy! Sir! What are you doing? ”
"No... It is... Well... This car... Not bad. Su Ye looked away, cleared his throat, and decided to wait for the airflow to resume his hand.
"Hehe..."Deng'er shook his head: "Do you know what I bought this car and liked it?" ”
"What."
"Sound effects!"
"Huh?"
"Shhh
The lamp pressed a red button on the center console, and the "Son of Xi'an" Packett's famous song sounded.
That feel style,
That flow,
Don't be too sassy,
"Okay, okay! Ok ok! ”
Su Ye almost roared, but found that the lamp was wearing sunglasses at some point and had already entered the state.
"Groove! Brother Deng'er, don't shake your head? It's a highway! ”
The music overshadowed the roar,
Su Ye was so anxious that he immediately pressed the button,
It was quiet.
The lamp sang for a while, ending with a head touching and killing action, which was extremely cold.
"What's the matter, sir?"
“… Not bad. Su Ye twitched the corners of his mouth.
"Whoa."
Lamp took out a cigarette and handed it over.
Su Ye's addiction to smoking is not too big, he looked at the cigarette, the green cigarette butt, and a skeleton was drawn on it.
"This smoke is special, isn't it?"
"That's a must, you can't see it on the market."
Su Ye took a sip,
Flavor......
It doesn't smell good.
"Master, are you still used to staying here?"
"Hmm." Su Ye nodded, "I didn't expect that I still have so many relatives." ”
"Hehe", Deng'er smiled, "Master, on the rules, I call you Shengye, in private, I will treat you as a younger brother, I don't have a brother when I beat Xiao'er, I want to have a younger brother or sister, and then they are wronged and bullied, I will give them a head!" ”
"Haha!" Su Ye was happy: "It's okay, Brother Deng'er, I also treat you as a brother in my heart, but your idea is a little interesting." ”
The two talked and laughed all the way.
Su Ye spat out a smoke ring,
The center console is full of messy buttons, and I didn't see an ashtray after sweeping around.
Fortunately, there is a window on the door that goes up and down, which perfectly hides his ignorance.
He quietly opened the window of the car, and on the highway, the cold wind swished in...
"Ahem!"
A piece of cigarette ash blew on Su Ye's shoulder, he quickly patted it, and the little spark was slapped down, and he took the last two puffs, popping the entire cigarette butt out of the car.
"Alas, why is it so meaty if you haven't driven this car for a long time?" The lamp scolded and stepped on the accelerator hard.
Su Ye didn't understand the car, but he knew that the acceleration of this car was fast, and it must be worth the money, so he glanced at it, kicked the accelerator, and insisted on raising the speed to 180.
Engine, audio, streamlined appearance,
Gee...
Su Ye sighed in his heart for a while,
There is also the unique atmosphere of leather seats in sports cars.
Su Ye closed his eyes, enjoyed the luxury, and sniffed lightly,
Hiss...
This is?
What the... Flavor?
How......
He glanced in the rearview mirror, and his pupils suddenly shrank to the size of a pinpoint!
"Inside... Brother Deng'er... Trouble pulling over. ”
"Huh? What's wrong? Motion sickness? ”
"No, no, no... You..."
"I didn't get motion sickness and stop the wool, I'll be here soon, if you urinate, you can bear with it first."
"It's not... Brother Deng'er, this matter is more urgent..."
"It's not okay to be in a hurry, master, this is a highway, you can't just park!"
"But... You look back at it, the car is almost finished! ”