Chapter Ninety-Six: Consensus
The gentlemen who "bullied" the "literature" department to Chong are quite handy; But in front of the two gentlemen of the "martial arts" department, they are really "arrogant".
No way! A three-year-old little boy, the horse can't get up, the bow can't be pulled, the gentlemen clean him up, and they can easily "abuse" him miserably: the basic skills of Chinese kung fu: stretching, horse stepping, standing piles, handstands, running and jumping, these "pediatric" things alone are enough to make Xiang Zhong repeatedly suffer from "frustration".
Especially the squatting horse step, "head and shoulders with books, farts under the incense", is really not Jackie Chan's invention, Zhao Huai and Yang Feng are also very good at this set, dedicated to bullying clever naughty students, every time they try every spirit, they get Xiang Zhong every time he finishes a "martial arts" class, as if he is going to die once. What's even more pitiful is that now that he is tired and in pain, he has no love for the little lady, and every time Mrs. Xiang sees him being successfully "abused", she just asks her subordinates to add a layer of cushion to the bed where he sleeps, and there is no more caressing, let alone expectation.
Xiang Zhong began to look forward to the last day of each month, that is the day when he agreed to go back to see his mother, when he first came to Xiangfu, he didn't think how beautiful the yard in the depths of the bamboo forest was, until a month, he was abused by two "martial arts" masters several times, and then he realized: or be a "preschool child" happy.
"No contrast, no harm." Xiang Chong now understands this sentence very well.
is growing his body, and Xiang Chong's amount of food is gradually increasing, but Mrs. Xiang seems to be blind to this, every time Xiang Zheng and Xiang Zhong dine together, she will add more portions to her own son, and what Xiang Zhong gets is always a pitiful little bit, only enough to fill up.
Fortunately, Xiang Zheng knows this, and every time he deliberately says that he can't eat, he wants to help him share some of it, which makes Xiang Zhong barely keep up with it in terms of nutrition.
From the bottom of his heart, Xiang Zhong is still grateful to this brother, so in his studies, when Xiang Zheng You was embarrassed by the gentlemen, he also tried his best to help his brother solve the problem.
The relationship between the two brothers is good, this is what Doctor Xiang wants to see the most, every time he sees his brothers working together in the study, he will caress his beard with satisfaction, nod slightly, and feel happy.
"Mother, the heavy child is young and needs the care of the mother, do you think you can ask the mother of the heavy child to come back and live with her so that she can take care of them?" Xiang Zheng saw that Chong'er was pitiful, and one night, when Mrs. Xiang was coaxing him to sleep, he begged her and agreed to let Mrs. Xiang come back to live in Xiangfu.
"He's crazy! Whew! Don't talk about it again! Mrs. Xiang very harshly rejected the request.
Xiang Zhong, who lives alone, has carried it with him since he has his beloved Xun, and whenever he is in a low mood, he will take it out and blow a section or two.
"Brother Zheng's piano is called 'Qingping', and Mr. Guangkang's piano is called 'Cui Que'; then I will also give this little fish-shaped Xun of mine a nice name! What's it called? …… It looks like an angry pufferfish, so let's call it 'gas swallowing'! The angry little pufferfish, swallowing mountains and rivers, is cute and A! It's still breathing my anger all day long, this name is good! Swallow it, swallow it, alas, I have to learn to 'swallow my anger' in this weak day, and the gentleman takes revenge, ten years is not too late, I endure it, Taoguang is obscure, sometimes it is necessary. Xiang Zhong looked at the cute little Tuxun in his hand, and by the way, he also gave it a domineering name: "Qi Swallow".
It was too early to dance the sword and make the sword, and Master Yang Feng gave him a short dagger as the first weapon he learned.
And the first use of this small dagger is to reuse it to lightly engrave the two small seal characters of "Qi Swallow" on the fishtail of "Qi Swallow".
"Well, from now on, you have a name too!" Xiang Zhong was very satisfied with the two words that he had worked hard to carve for a few days, and chatted about the little earth in his hand. It seems that this little earth fish mud tire instrument can also understand his words.
Xiang Zhong was blowing "Qi Swallowing" while pondering, how can Yang Feng and Zhao Huai stop tossing his young body? No, we have to figure out a way.
But when it comes to the two things of the imperial horse and archery, it is really heavy, and even if he returns to Shingo's body, he has never had a chance to try the skills.
I can't do it, so I have to curve and see how to please the two of them, so that they can be less strict with him!
Xiang Zhong suddenly thought that when Zhao Huai was teaching Brother Zheng to ride on the "Buri", he didn't see the device of "pedals", so he couldn't stand up on the horse like a nomad on the horse, and his buttocks didn't need to touch the horse's back, and he could also lunge and bend to do archery and other actions; When Yang Feng is archery, the arrow used has a very wide blade, which can make the animal bleed a lot, but if the shape can be improved into a large obtuse angle of the arrow or a parabolic arrow, it will reduce the air resistance, although the penetration is very poor, but it can ensure the stability and safety of the arrow flight trajectory in archery, especially suitable for training beginners to produce results as soon as possible.
So, the idea was made, Xiang Chong started writing overnight, drew two processing drawings, and made detailed annotations, and the next day when it was time to take the "martial arts class", he first dedicated these two drawings to Mr. Yang and Mr. Zhao.
Seeing this design, the two gentlemen were amazed! After all, they are connoisseurs, and they know at a glance that this kid is not simple, these two designs have solved a lot of big problems respectively, and they are definitely geniuses in the world!
The two gentlemen really no longer thought of ways to clean up this kid, but became extremely respectful and fond of him, and taught him skills, but also did not hide it, and taught each other.
Finally, the six gentlemen were all conquered by this "little gentleman" who was obviously a disciple. Every time I come to teach him, I have a lot of questions, hoping to find answers from "Mr. Xiao".
Seeing that Xiang Zhong and the six gentlemen also got along so harmoniously, Mrs. Xiang was even more angry in her heart, thinking, if it goes on like this, I am afraid that the position of Xiang Zheng in my family will be dangerous in the future, and what good Doctor Xiang is, he will definitely stick to this kid first!
Xiangfu soon had such a consensus from top to bottom: Xiangfu's little boy is a genius, omniscient, and omniscient.
Rumors soon drifted out of Xiangfu and became a new legend on the streets.
"Have you ever heard of Xiang Zhong? That's a genius! ”