Jane Foster was overjoyed to hear the old white man, namely Eric Schavig, say that someone would be willing to sponsor their research: "Really? ”

Jane Foster's friend and assistant, Daisy Louise, was even more unscrupulous: "Who is so blind...... No, have the vision to take a fancy to our research? ”

She suddenly felt a little worried about this patron who didn't know who it was, such a visionless person wouldn't just promise to sponsor today and go bankrupt tomorrow, right?

Eric Shawig was overjoyed: "It's Tony Stark, with his net worth, sponsoring us is just a drizzle. ”

"Tony Stark? That playboy? Jane Foster looked strange, "Is there any condition that he is willing to sponsor?" ”

Eric Schavig gave a thumbs up: "Yes, he asked for our image authorization and cooperated with the promotion of a movie." ”

Jane Foster: "We're not celebrities, what's the use of asking for our image licensing?" Wait......"

She suddenly thought of something: "Tony Stark is a dude, right?" When he said this, did he want to imply that he could make us stars if he wanted to? If he was an ordinary person and knew that he could be a star, he would definitely take the initiative to climb into his bed, so his purpose was to soak us? ”

Eric Shavig: "...... I don't think he's going to fall in love with an old man. ”

Jane Foster ignored him and said to herself: "Tony Stark is worthy of being the most famous playboy, no wonder he can't run away from any of the cover girls he fancies, but if he wants to soak me in this way, he can only say that he has found the wrong person!" ”

Eric Shawig: "Are you going to turn down his sponsorship?" ”

“……”

Jane Foster was silent for a while, and was about to say what she was going to do, when she heard Daisy Louise say urgently: "Don't, Jane, you don't want to die for science, I do!" ”

In the blink of an eye, another few days passed.

Jane Foster eventually accepted Tony Stark's sponsorship, not because she was willing to dedicate herself to science, or because Daisy Luyi volunteered, but because they saw Thor.

Tony Stark actually used computer special effects to make them into the movie, and also set her as the heroine, playing ambiguously with the male protagonist in it, the god of thunder in Norse mythology.

This brain hole!

Well, as long as he is willing to sponsor his own research, he can play ambiguous with Thor, it's not true anyway.

With the help of Kama Taj Entertainment's money opening, the expectations brought by the first two movies, and the help of Snake Shield, "Thor" was successfully released within the mission deadline, but the box office and word-of-mouth were not as good as the "Iron Man" series.

After all, Iron Man exists in reality, and watching the "Iron Man" movie has a wonderful experience of the movie reflecting reality, and "Thor" ......

Who is Thor?

Thor is just a character in myths and legends, too far away from reality, watching "Thor" is no different from watching an ordinary special effects blockbuster.

Even, some people went to Stark Industries' headquarters to protest, protesting Stark's change of Norse mythology beyond recognition, saying that the lighthouse country itself has no culture, so they blindly changed other people's culture and asked him to apologize publicly.

Tony: Isn't it normal for the ...... Lighthouse to change other people's cultures, so why should he apologize? Besides, it's the myth that is being changed, not him.

Therefore, in an interview with a female reporter, he emphasized that "Thor" is not adapted from mythology, but belongs to the theme of reality, according to research, in 965 AD, there was really an ice giant invaded the earth, causing the earth to enter an ice age, and it was Odin who defeated them and saved the earth.

As soon as this interview was broadcast, he was immediately promoted to forensic scientist, and all absurd and unreliable information would be added by netizens with eight words: "According to Tony Stark's research." ”

Stark House.

Yu Yan was watching TV with a smile, and a film critic on TV happened to mention "Thor":

"I won't talk about the movie, what I'm going to say is Tony Stark, in order to hype the movie, I really don't want to be disciplined at all, and I can even say the words 'movies are facts, myths are just legends', which seriously misleads the cognitive ...... of teenagers"

Tony Stark was dissatisfied: "This kind of garbage show, what's so good!" Jarvis, change the channel! ”

Jarvis obeyed.

This time, the broadcast was a talk show: "The hottest news right now is our Iron Man's claim that the Earth entered the Ice Age because of the invasion of the Ice Giants." We assume that what he says is true, after all, he is Iron Man and very rich, so there is no need to lie to us.

Assuming that the earth entered the ice age because of the invasion of ice giants, is the South Pole and the North Pole so cold that they have been occupied by ice giants? And the snow in the winter, is it because the Earth is closer to Jotunheim, the home of the Ice Giants? ”

Tonista said disdainfully: "These shows, you know nonsense, there is no nutrition at all!" Jarvis, change to a more serious talk show with scientists to add a little knowledge to our guests. ”

Yu Yan was still smiling, too lazy to refute.

This time, a scientist is clearing up the misunderstanding: "There are many rumors that both Einstein and Newton converted to theology in their later years, trying to prove that God really exists.

But in fact, Einstein and Newton were not so much believing in God as they were studying God, and the "God" they believed in was not a god in religion, but a cosmic law. ”

Tony smugly: "This is a valuable show!" The show just now is rubbish, and it is useless except to make people stupid! ”

On TV, the host asks the scientist, "And what do you think of Tony Stark and his Thor?" ”

Hearing this topic, the scientist was a little heavy: "Tony Stark is a very gifted scientist, a real genius!" ”

Tony was about to ask Jarvis to continue changing the channel, and he was reluctant to hear this.

On television, the scientist continued: "But my recent behavior, I don't know whether to say that he is out of capitalist instinct or degenerate into believing that God really exists."

Here, I would like to make a bet with Mr. Stark, if Thor does come one day, then I will eat his hammer, and if Thor does not come, I will also ask Mr. Stark to return to science and make greater contributions to the development of science! ”

Tony: "......"

Yu Yan was a little unbearable, mainly because he was afraid that he would be annoyed and angry, so he didn't do anything, and took the initiative to relieve him: "Jarvis, change the channel again." ”

This time, the person who appeared on TV was the president of Di Baobao:

"As theme park pioneers and industry veterans, we welcome newcomers to the industry, especially someone who has opened theme parks in deserts off the beaten track, and we look forward to welcoming him to our strengths."

Yu Yan: "Jarvis, change the channel!" ”

If you don't change the channel, Stark will blow up!

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