“……”

Rao is Song Cheling's teeth are used to it, but at this moment, he was also dumbfounded by Dr. Xiao Xu.

it!

It's not sincere to speak seriously,

Do you have to let the hippie smile of labor and management to count?

Brother's character value is not so low!

Xu Qiaoen saw that he didn't even make a fart in the middle of the sound, and his little eyes became more and more resentful, and he was even more sure that Song Che was joking, so he buried himself in cleaning up the remaining half of the dinner plate, and was about to leave angrily.

"Sit down! I can't change this puppy's temper all the time. ”

Song Che was also anxious.

"Who are you scolding for being a dog! You're a dog! Doctor Xiao Xu glared.

“…… Okay, my dog, I'm a dog. ”

As soon as Song Che saw the good confession scene, he turned into a full martial arts, so he had to swallow his anger and become a 'little licking dog'.

"But, Doctor Xu, what I just said was from the bottom of my heart, you can question my medical skills, but you can't question my integrity, I can joke about lifelong events."

"Pull it down, how do you want to joke about your life's events, it's your business, if you really feel that life is too monotonous and boring, you can find the female intern who just came to relieve the boredom, if not, there is also the rich woman sister who is one year older than me."

Xu Qiaoen didn't have a good airway, and immediately, the ghost envoy muttered: "What do I have to do with you, a bazi, I haven't even mentioned the pen, see a ghost parent......"

"Doctor Xu, I know you don't like to see Dean Xu and Aunt Wen, but after all, it's your parents, how can you curse them."

Song Che corrected very seriously and seriously: "Dean Xu contacted me two days ago, and I took time out of the Mid-Autumn Festival to let me go back to Yunzhou with you, and finalize the marriage by the way, after all, we have been talking about the object for so long......"

"Wait! You wait! ”

Dr. Xiao Xu showed a black question mark face with a capital letter, "Who is talking to whom?" ”

Song Che found that if he said too much, he would lose, so he pointed at himself and then at her.

Xu Qiaoen was silent, calm, and dignified.

After half a ring, two words came straight out of her mouth: "It's broken!" ”

Song Che: Embarrassed!

made such a sincere confession, but it turned out to be a "broken"?!

Is this a sign of rejection?

Xu Qiaoen picked up the plate, walked away hurriedly, and left a sentence: "You go with me." ”

Song Che was very obedient this time, for the sake of great and sacred love, he was willing to turn into a "licking dog" for the first time in his life.

Xu Qiaoen took Song Che and left the restaurant, walked into the outpatient building, and shuttled through and came to the psychiatric department.

It was a lunch break and the clinic was empty.

Xu Qiaoen asked the nurse station for the key, opened the outpatient room, and led Song Che into the door, rummaging in a drawer.

Song Che wondered: "You are an obstetrics and gynecology department, how can you be like your own family here." ”

"I've been training on antenatal and postnatal depression recently, and I've been talking to psychiatric people a lot...... Got it! ”

Xu Qiaoen buried his head in the rummag for a long time, turned out a form, and handed it to Song Che: "Come, fill it in!" ”

Song Che was stunned, two flutes, three shocked, four stunned, and five ......

The header of the form reads: Davos Cognitive Biases Rating Scale!

This is a cognitive bias rating scale for people with schizophrenia, especially those with paranoia!

To put it bluntly, it's a test question for the mentally ill!

"Doctor Xu, is there any misunderstanding between us?" The corners of Song Che's mouth twitched, it seemed that his sudden confession caused Xu Qiaoen to think that he was mentally ill!

"Whether there is a misunderstanding or not, it will be clear after the test." Xu Qiaoen said very seriously.

The two looked at each other for a long time, and finally, Song Che, who felt that his IQ was being despised, was full of grief and indignation...... Took the form!

There are a total of 42 entries in the table, all of which are first-person responses to the subject's own attitudes and reactions.

There are seven options:

Strongly agree; Normal consent; Slightly agreed; can't decide; Slightly opposed; normal opposition; Strongly opposed

And every entry question is very clear and simple,

For example, number 1: I am alert to danger.

Rule 2: Someone is behind the scenes when something is wrong

Rule 4: Others confuse me

Rule 8: The right conclusions often pop into my mind

Rule 12: It's not my fault that things go wrong in life

……

In order to marry a wife, Song Che filled in the answer very seriously and seriously.

I filled out the self-assessment form very quickly, but I didn't finish it yet......

Because Song Che knew that he needed to judge his mental state through data analysis and formula operation next.

At this time, Xu Qiaoen turned on the computer.

After opening a professional statistical software called "SPSS20.0", Dr. Xiao Xu grabbed the self-assessment form and entered the data in the table into the corresponding plug-in one by one.

After typing, she repeated it twice before clicking [Run].

The CPU crunched and ran.

After a long time, I heard the printer click.

Xu Qiaoen's hands were quick, he dragged the printer paper over, and looked at the test results seriously!

“154.3？！”

Xu Qiaoen cried out in a lost voice.

Hearing this, Song Che was extremely indifferent.

He knows that the standard value of the Davos cognitive bias assessment scale, that is, the value of the average person, is 128.05, fluctuating 26.5 up and down.

If it is too low, such as below 101.55, it may be a mental cognitive disorder, and in layman's terms, it is mentally retarded and brain-dead!

It's too high, like Song Che, who is 26.25 points higher than the standard value, that is, his mental thinking is quite active!

Well, that's right, it's genius!

So, Comrade Song Che raised his head arrogantly and conceitedly.

There is a feeling of "others laugh at me for being too crazy, I laugh at others and can't see through it" and "how lonely it is to be invincible".

As a result, Dr. Xiao Xu poured cold water on his face very unappreciatively: "I almost became mentally ill!" ”

Song Che: "~! @#￥%……&*（（——+））”

Doctor Xiao Xu raised his head and said very seriously: "Song Che, how could you be like this...... Haven't you come out of the shadows of last time...... But I really didn't expect that those things more than half a year ago would hit you so much, and actually make your psychological problems develop like this...... Alas, I'm still careless, I'm together every day, and I don't notice the uncomfortable bitterness you hide behind your smile......"

Song Che: "Σ( ° △ °|||) ︴”

"It's okay, with me, no matter what you become, I will be by your side and accompany you through the most difficult days."

Dr. Xiao Xu gently and intimately held Song Che's hand, as if shining with the brilliance of the Virgin, and said with deep affection: "If you have anything in your heart that you can't figure out in the future, tell me...... Well, there's still room in the house I'm living in, and you can move in with it. ”

Song Che: "ヽ(✿゚▽゚)ノ"