Volume 1 I'm a Little Bird Chapter 12 It turns out that this guy is a scumbag
"The operation time of the magic talisman is generally a stick of incense, is there any way to extend it? at least three or more, the more the higher the score. ”
"The Earth Dragon Knights of the Chen Kingdom often raid the border and leave with one blow, which is very troublesome. If you are the commander, how to make the main battle equipment is a spiritual rifle and an enchanted Mo knife of the border army ambush the opponent's team of 1,000 people.
Relevant information can be inquired. The more methods, the better the steps, and the higher the score. ”
"There are extremely hot things in extremely cold places, and this so-called thing must be reversed, and yin and yang are balanced. The second layer of the Gathering Spirit Jue is to use this principle to impact the yang vein with the yin vein, so that the yin and yang form a dynamic balance, and try to deduce the impact process and external response methods. ”
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Han Yin looked at the test questions in front of him a little confused, and there were question and answer questions at the beginning, which was very polite.
There's no way, it's hard to get on the head, this kind of question can't be directly answered by the knowledge learned before. And there is a lot of variety and an amazing number, what is this meow going to do?
He also vaguely felt strange, how could Dean Yu Hong's knowledge be so profound?
There was no way, he could only write question by question, and he felt that his hair would fall out a lot after the exam.
These are open-ended questions, and if you want to check the reference book, you can check it by entering the spiritual power into the light curtain on the right side of the body. Han Yin turned the pen and crossed his legs to check the information......
On a two-story "tower" of Chongming Academy, Yu Hong looked at the scenery outside the window in a daze.
There are only two floors of this tower in the academy, and the remaining seventy floors are in the different dimension, which is an area that Yu Hong's master was about to fall when he used the essence of life and lifelong cultivation to transform an area.
Yu Hong saw a cultivator's sword qi soaring into the sky, slashing down the dragon head of the red dragon with a sword, even though he knew that this was a story that had happened a long time ago, this person had already gone with the wind, and he still felt fascinated and enthusiastic.
Today's people are no longer as brave as they used to be. ”
Yu Hong sighed, and the spiritual power walkie-talkie rang out inopportunely.
"Hey, I'm Zhao Lao. ”
A majestic voice came from inside. Zhao Lao was the central official of the Tang State to the left servant, in charge of the defense of the imperial capital Chang'an, with a high and powerful position, and was deeply favored by the Li family of the imperial family.
And he is not the head of the Zhao family.
Yu Hong frowned, and asked without humility or arrogance, "Is there something wrong with Old Zhao?"
"The brute in the third room of our family, this assessment, you can leave him clumsy, let him go back to Qingyun Villa and think about it behind closed doors. ”
"Zhao Xinzhu? I refuse. Yu Hong thought for a while and said.
"Dean Yu, why bother? We have no grudges in the past, and we have no grudges in the near future. ”
"The test paper is from the Great Yan monk, and no one has the right to change it. Yu Hong's voice was as calm as water.
Da Yan monk, surnamed Hao is called Chongming. A god-like figure thousands of years ago, Li Xinghe was not even born at that time, and he was already crisscrossing the Three Realms, chic and happy.
This person is especially good at arithmetic, divination, and diligently pursuing all kinds of spells and Taoism.
When the time came, he turned himself into a big tree in the sky, his body died but his spiritual consciousness remained, located on the edge of Xuanwu Lake, which was called Luojing at that time and is now called Longmen.
His eldest apprentice, Bai Xiaosheng of the Three Realms, opened a courtyard here to accept apprentices, which is the origin of Chongming Academy.
Whenever the academy accepts apprentices, the spiritual consciousness will appear, and it is up to him to decide who he chooses and who he does not choose, and the rest of the time is as if he is dead.
Even if the Seven Great Powers besieged the Tang State back then, the vanguard army had already reached the gate of Chongming Academy, and he had never manifested his spirit.
Obviously, this is the patron saint of the academy, and even the officials of the Tang Kingdom do not dare to make a mistake. That "Zhao Lao" is naturally the same.
"Alright then, I hope the dean will discipline him strictly. He finally gave up.
"Chongming Academy has produced Li Xinghe, and there have been traitors and murderous villains, but the academy is a academy, and it has its own rules, and I can't change it, I hope Zhao Lao understands. ”
Yu Hong said a sentence neither softly nor hard, and then hung up the walkie-talkie.
"Zhao Xinzhu, it seems to be the bastard on the rooftop who begged for the Mu Lingzhu? ”
Yu Hong looked out the window at the dragon that was breathing fire at him, thoughtful.
In another mysterious space, Yao Jia bit her pen and frowned without writing a word.
"How do the demon clans cultivate the spirit gathering technique? Hurry up and wash and sleep. ”
On the entire test paper, there is only this "question". A dignified fox genius girl, her mother was also a scholar among the Terran scholars. Yao Jia, who has been very similar to her mother since she was a child, is quiet on the outside and active on the inside, and is very smart.
It's just that if the rooster lays eggs, she Yao Jia can't do it! If she can cultivate the Spirit Gathering Technique, what will she do in Chongming Academy?
Dean Yu Hong's posture was very low when he met, why are you embarrassing me now?
Yao Jia was a little incomprehensible.
"Patience, I endure, my father said, I want to be ladylike and elegant. The great responsibility of the demon clan, no matter what shame it is, is not worth mentioning. I am the young master of the demon clan, and I have to suffer his mind, strain his muscles and bones, and starve his body and skin..."
Yao Jiaqi's eyebrows trembled, and the pen in his hand was pinched off, but he still answered on the paper.
The next day was the time for the release of the list, and the surroundings of the "Honor List" of Chongming Academy had already been three layers inside and three layers outside.
"Hahaha, who is Yao Jia, it's actually zero points, what a talent. ”
"This is a man of God, and I don't know how I did it, and I don't think I'm going to be able to reach it. ”
"Eh, this time it's just for class division, not elimination? That's great. Zero points are on the list, and I'm definitely on the list. ”
There was a lot of discussion around, Yao Jia, as the party concerned, stood in an inconspicuous part of the crowd with a black face, and behind him stood the quite eye-catching dragon and phoenix siblings Nie Tian and Nie Yun, whose results were all in the middle of the stream.
"What did you do on yesterday's exam?"
"Probably, multiple-choice questions, thousands of questions, quite annoying ......"
"True or false, it's boring. ”
The elder brother Nie Tian is a multiple-choice question, and the younger sister Nie Yun is a true/false question, both of which are trivial cultivation questions.
"That, young master, why are you ......" Nie Tian looked at Yao Jia's smiling face, and instantly fell silent.
This is a prelude to the other party's madness.
At this time, Han Yin looked at his name at the top of the list with relief.
Hehe, is it really himself? This is not unexpected!
If you don't have this ability, how can you get an invitation letter from Chongming Academy's "special recruitment"?
You must know that the academy also accepts the powerful, and only the written test can stop them. But it was a no-brainer for those people to get qualified to take the exam.
There is no absolute fairness in the world, and it is the same everywhere you go.
All roads lead to Rome, but there are people who live in the city of Rome, and their starting point is even higher than the end point of the average person.
And Han Yin's starting point is much lower than those people, but he also has his own reliance.
He is a man in two lives, and what he is most proud of now is the "cultivation theory" he has mastered, as well as the knowledge reserve of a wide range of books.
After all, he was born with a lack of spiritual power, and his future achievements may be extremely limited.
Poor qualifications, no background, no good study, is it planning to move bricks every day in the future?
"Eh, Yao Jia with zero points is on the list, why am I not there?"
"yes, why am I not here either?"
The voices of complaining around came and went, and Han Yin laughed secretly in his heart. That's a "foreign student" from the Ten Thousand Demon City, the family still has a mine and a house, his father is the president, and he has a follower when he goes out, how rare is it to walk sideways with zero points?
"How did you do in the exam, don't you have any points in your heart? Those who are not on the list, please leave the academy immediately. You can also go to Chang'an, or somewhere else to participate in the selection of other Xiuzhen Academies. If you don't leave, you will bear the consequences. ”
Dean Yu Hong's majestic voice resounded in the square, and everyone felt a chill in their hearts.
With the power of the other party, if he really wants to target you, every academy in the Tang Kingdom will not accept you as a student, and he Yu Hong can do this.
Since the written test is unqualified, then there is no place to keep the master here, so why bother to break the net?
Is it possible that if the pursuit of a woman fails, she will go for sex reassignment surgery, or go straight to the uterus?
Han Yin saw lonely figures walking towards the gate of the academy, and those people might shine elsewhere many years later, spreading the word that Chongming Academy didn't know gold and jade.
Maybe it will disappear without even a bubble.
Probably this is the charm of life's ups and downs, you never know what awaits you next time if you fail this time.
Han Yin was secretly glad in his heart, he felt that he could answer some questions quite well.
He glanced at Yao Jia, who was inconspicuous in the corner of the crowd, could it be that this guy was a college scumbag?
This is somewhat out of Han Yin's expectations, the demon clan sent people to Chongming Academy for "further study", it will not be untargeted, and the ones sent must be elites, so how can they take the exam and take zero eggs?
It's okay, it has nothing to do with himself, and he accidentally peeked at the bottom of Yao Jia's skirt, Han Yin will never say it in his life. Those flawless white walls and unforgettable legs will remain in the deepest part of the memory.
Han Yin felt that the farther away he was from these "international students", the better.
"Please go to the Academic Affairs Office to get your own number plate, the back of the number plate can display the notice of the college in real time, and please keep it properly. ”
The radio went off, and it seemed that it was time to divide the dormitory today. Anyway, let's get the number plate first.
"Wait a minute, let's go shopping on Longmen Street, your outfit is too dirty. ”
Yao Jia lowered her head and said to Nie Yun and Nie Tian.
Are you alright?
The siblings couldn't see Yao Jia's expression, they only felt that it was the calm before the storm.
"I'm fine, let's go to the street in the afternoon. Yao Jia's smile was very bright, and Nie Yun and Nie Tian only felt a chill behind them.
The young master is good everywhere, has a good temper, and treats people without a fight, she just has a shortcoming.
When I'm in a bad mood, I like to make trouble...... And it's to make things bigger!
"That, young master, actually ......" Nie Tian had something to say and stopped.
He wanted to say that the three of them were fox demons, except that Yao Jia had half of his human blood and needed to wear clothes, he and Nie Yun didn't need to wear clothes, they just had to transform.
Is it necessary to go over the clock and buy clothes and shoes on the street?
"Don't you want to go?"
Yao Jia looked at Nie Tian with a smile.
"No, no, I just mean that we don't know this place very well, and we're afraid of getting lost. ”
Nie Tian's handsome face tangled into a dough and said cautiously.
The corners of Yao Jia's mouth hooked, and she smiled slightly: "It's okay, don't worry." ”
The invisible coercion disappeared, and the brother and sister Nie Yun and Nie Tian both breathed a sigh of relief......