162. Which one is complimenting me on being handsome?
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Lava Cave ......
Following my advice and obtaining dragon clearance from Quint, Pack only needs to fight the dragons to subdue them.
And before fighting, the first thing is to find and release them.
However, Parker is also a god now, and after coming to the lava cave, he can easily find the head of the evil dragon Spitz.
As for the rest of the body, they were sealed on the various graves along the way from the Dark City of Afaria Road.
"Strange, huh? Why not a single guard? ”
"Of course it's because of me," I smirked, "Guiyuan's doppelganger sent me to the Dark City a long time ago.
Through Amy's order, remove the guards guarding the evil dragon and maintain the strength. ”
"Wait, wait, this sentence contains a bit of a lot of information, I'll go through it first......"
Parker looked up at me in the direction of the god realm with a look of something wrong.
"Don't you kid look down on the dark elves? When did you take Amy down too? ”
"What to take? Young people, don't talk nonsense! "I'm sitting upright, with a serious defense,
"I'm just Amy's boss, so let her call the shots. But there's no such thing as you think!
And Amy is no longer in the Dark City, and now Chrissy is in charge of guarding the Dark Elf Kingdom. ”
Parker: "You're more informative, you're hooking up with Chrissy again?" ”
"Something is wrong with you, Lao Pa, what are you thinking about right now?"
"What's wrong with me? Now that I've found the evil dragon, I'll go and get busy first. ”
Hey, that's nice.
When will this world be able to carry the Lord God? I want to go out too!
And in the dark city, far away from the lava caverns.
"I warn you! Get away from me! ”
I pressed one hand on Chrissy's face and grabbed her wrist with the other.
"If you don't go, if you don't give me breast enhancement pills, I won't let go!"
Chriss, on the other hand, wrapped her arms around me, and her whole body fell into a state of madness.
"You're also the captain of the Dark Elf Kingdom, can you not be so shameless? Let go! ”
Extremely pit Lao Tzu! It's okay to send people any golden pills.
It's not right, it's no problem to make Jin Dan, the problem is that the things that complement the attributes, why do there are side effects for female breast enlargement!
[If the physical strength attribute goes up, won't it improve the physical fitness, it's normal.] 】
"I don't! It's all a girl's dream, and I'm never going to let go! ”
"You!"
"Boss, you just give me one, you can give Xuanhuo, why don't you give me one?"
"Don't play the emotional card for me, it's useless! Giving Xuanhuo that is what it should be, is my recognition for their hard work this year. ”
"I can do things for the boss too! Isn't it just about teaching students? I'm a battle mage, and I can also elementalize and summon magic! ”
Me: "Hey, hey, just right, we don't want these three professions in our school." Leave it, there's nothing you can do. ”
"No, it's okay for me to serve tea and send a heated bed to be a security guard, don't want me, I'll give breast enhancement pills when I fire!"
Whether you work or not, your main purpose is to be Jindan?
The problem is that you have to go to Jiyi...... Ahh
(squint)
"Well, let's go to the Silver Elf Kingdom in a few days, or where you can wait for me now.
As for me, the evil god is coming to unseal the evil dragon, I'm going to stop him, don't get in the way here! ”
"What? The evil god is coming? Boss, how do you know? Are you pulling our people out because of the evil gods? ”
I:......
I arranged the script myself, how do you say I knew.
"I've just said it all, right? You, the captain of the guard, didn't listen to anything, so he withdrew the people. ”
"Hehe", Chrissy was slightly embarrassed, "Isn't that what you said Boss?" I just have to follow orders. ”
No, I don't think you're paying attention to that at all. As for where to put it?
Stupid pen, can Jin Dan be given casually? Clean pit Lao Tzu!
"Boss?"
Seeing that I didn't look angry, "You just give me one, right?" For the sake of my hard work without credit for so many years. ”
What credit is hard work?
Alas, speaking of these two little girls, I do owe a little.
But now I'm responsible for someone else.
It would be irresponsible to be responsible for both of them.
"Speaking of which," I finally pulled Chrisbari down, "your enthusiasm...... Too fanatical too? ”
"Humph! Boss, you think, silly Amy is a pineapple, and Xuanhuo is an apple.
But after eating the elixir you gave, Xuanhuo turned into a big pineapple!
But I'm just a strawberry! Can I not be in a hurry? ”
Strawberry?
At best, you put two popcorns on the table, and the little spirit who eats the peach is better than you.
"So...... Don't don't, don't look at me like that, or I'll beat you! ”
Chrissy was looking at me with a gleaming look, and I couldn't make eye contact with her!
"Hee-hee, no!" Chrissy pounced again.
Although I am a Guiyuan judoka, at this time, I can kill her with a choke and a broken neck.
But I don't know why, I suddenly couldn't make a move, I could only watch her jump on top of me.
Chriss: "Amy and I have been studying and analyzing the boss for decades, and in this case, as long as it doesn't go too far, the boss can't beat me!" ”
Can you be idle to study how to save the country and save the people, and what to do with me?
"I ...... Then I'll make it clear. Now the golden pill is not on me, it is in the elven kingdom, if you want to, go over and wait for me first......"
"If you don't leave, I'm going to stay and help Amy fight the enemy! Didn't the boss say that the evil dragon was going to appear? ”
"With your help, the evil dragon may have been freed, and if you pester me any longer, the dark elves will die."
"Huh?"
Because of the appearance of the ancestral tree of the elf clan, the dark elf royal family and ministers all went to the central place to recognize their ancestors and return to their ancestors.
The elves of other races, including those of other races, also went there.
So now the Dark Elf Kingdom actually doesn't have much high-level combat power left.
This battle mage Chrissy, who has not yet reached the top legend, is already considered the strongest.
However, there are nine other legendary powers, which were originally guarded by the head of the evil dragon and eight body parts.
At my behest, they all withdrew and retained their vitality.
"So what? Are we going to take the initiative to attack the evil gods? ”
Fart! Don't see you off?
"No, you're no opponent, and neither am I. But if the dragon wants to attack us, I can protect you for a while. ”
"Roar!"
A dragon roared.
This is the roar of the dragon, what is that thing that Quintu roars?
When I arrived, there was nothing left.
In addition to the lava caves that were dug with holes...... and the back of a purple-green dragon flying into the distance.
"Where's that direction?"
Although I know that Parker is going to the Void Ancestor, I still have to ask.
Chrissy: "I don't know. ”
I:......
[Hahahahahaha! 】
[Excuse me! 】
[I really couldn't hold back. 】
Can't we be normal and play cards according to the conventional routine?
"It seems to be a group of mountains over there, close to Yuexi Town, and Yuexi Town is the territory of the Void Motherland."
"Void Ancestor?"
I muttered as if I was confused.
"Forget it, report to your queen and the House of Elders, and I'll go to the Void Ancestor to have a look."
Check it out, don't get goofed.
"Boss?"
"You go to the Silver Elf Kingdom and wait for me, and I'll give you the golden pill."
"Hey, okay."
Sure enough, you girl just want Jindan, right?
You don't care if I chase down such a dangerous thing as an evil god and an evil dragon?
Catching up with nature can't be walked, why should you walk past if you can teleport.
"That's not right, Lao Mo, the situation is not right!"
"What's wrong?"
Can the Wyvern ride face produce any moths?
"My power is repulsed by the dragon, and I can't bless it? It is estimated that the ice dragon is also hanging. ”
Repulsion of forces?
Parker inherited the evil, plague, chaos, and brutality from Diriji, Ozma, and Bakar, and should be fused with the power of the dragons?
"No," Parker explained, "only the evil dragon has been blessed by my power, and the Nian Qi dragon is full of light attribute power, and there is no way to get it."
I estimate that the ice dragon with the ice attribute is enough to choke. ”
That's a good analysis, and I thought about it.
Suddenly, an idea moved: "It's okay, in fact, it's not important to accept it, what we have to do is to move the world." Disorderly! ”
"Move||Disorderly? Parker also suddenly realized, "Yes, as long as there is a dispute, it doesn't matter if we are in charge or not!" ”
Although Parker is my subordinate, he can collect the power of faith and enjoy the bonus of the power of the world.
And I can only enjoy the bonus of the power of the world.
So we are unanimous in honing the strong and making them stronger.
And we just need to unleash the evil dragon, the mindful dragon, the ice dragon.
It doesn't matter if these three dragons are disobedient or not, because if they are alive, they will inevitably affect other creatures.
It has nothing to do with good or evil, nothing to do with values.
Of course, the tyrannical creature of the evil dragon is more compatible with Parker's breath, so it can also get bonuses.
The Nian Qi Dragon and the Ice Dragon, if you can't get it, you can't subdue it, so release them!
As long as it can cause the world to move||Chaos, let the world continue to progress, it doesn't matter if you listen to it or not.
Parker said: "Then why don't we do another scene and add some scenes to you and me?" ”
"Oh? You mean? ”
"I'll release the Nian Qi Dragon now, and then let the evil dragon fight you and the powerhouse of the Void Ancestor.
Then the evil dragon was defeated and wreaked havoc.
At this time, I will release the Nian Qi Dragon, and the two of us will make another move to give you a chance to become famous in the world. ”
"By the way, you can confirm your identity as an evil god, as well as the powerful strength of the evil god, and casually kill the strongest legend in seconds? What a meow! ”
"Hey, hey, hey!"
"Hey, hey, hey!"
We looked at each other and smiled, and it was all in plain sight!
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"Roar!"
Yuexi Town, the mountain range that seals the Nian Qi Dragon.
A mouthful of evil dragon poison flame ran through the place, blocking the Void Ancestor Martial Artist who came to check on the situation.
One of them came from the other direction, and came such a pointy-eared guy sneaked around behind the evil dragon Spitz!
I saw that the man jumped up (full level leap), wearing a pair of golden gloves (actually short arm armor), and smashed the sky shattering rock, and smashed it on the back of the dragon's head.
This giant creature generally has this weakness, that is, it has no effective means of attacking enemies on the back, waist, and back of the head.
But the evil dragon obviously does not have this shortcoming, it is not only physically strong, but also has an extremely strong self-healing power, and a mouthful of poisonous inflammation goes straight to the Yellow Spring.
It can also control chains to attack enemies.
The chain was originally used to bind and seal the evil dragon, but the evil dragon has struggled for many years, and the seal has long been loosened.
And in the process of struggling, the skin broke and blood flowed. The iron chain was infected and corroded by the blood of the evil dragon, and finally became a part of the evil dragon, and with the control of his mind, it had long lost the effect of sealing.
So after I struck the Sky Shattering Rock, although the evil dragon stumbled, it didn't hurt much in the world.
Then the three chains of the evil dragon Spitz with sharp cones came at me from three directions.
I grabbed the fastest cone that struck from the left and twisted my back to throw it backwards, colliding with it.
Then bounce and jump, dodging the one in front, struck an eagle step, and jumped again.
I stood on top of the evil dragon Spitz and shouted in the air, "Are the Void Ancestors all fools over there?" Do you think I can take on the dragon alone? Can't help yet? ”
The dragon was one of the three dragons created by Bakar, and the dragons were the strongest race. Now that I've been blessed by Parker's evil divine power, I'm a doppelganger, and I really can't beat him.
Of course, no one can kill the evil dragon Spitz.
His recovery and immortality traits were already tried by the ancient Dark Elves.
Didn't you cut him into pieces and seal him in the end?
Why?
Because the evil dragon is immortal, he is really immortal, and it is not at all in line with the regenerative ability of the conservation of matter, and the endless power that does not conform to the conservation of energy.
So my Guiyuan clone, it is still possible to suppress him in a short time.
If it's the Extreme Clone here who dismantles him, he can do it.
But defeat or kill, don't think about it.
And the defeat is a great waste of time, he recovers infinitely, and I have the main body for energy.
If the two of us don't fight for three or five months, we won't be able to tell the winner at all.
So, if the Void Ancestor doesn't take advantage of the moment to punch two punches, it will really be my personal show!
"Whew!"
"I'm coming!"
"Defend your homeland!"
Fortunately, the Void Ancestor is a little simple, but he is not stupid, and he knows that this is not an enemy that can be defeated by one person, so the legend and above are all here to help.
Under the legend, even Long Wei couldn't bear it, so he went back to ask for help.
With their help in containment, it will be much easier for me to defeat the dragon.
"Parker, be careful, the moment I knock the evil dragon down, you will immediately release the Nian Qi Dragon! Neither sooner nor later! ”
"Don't worry, I'm not you. Stick to the plan, I've never missed a beat! ”
It's as if whoever is acting according to the plan often makes mistakes.
Judo is actually very disadvantageous against a behemoth like Spitz the evil dragon, because there is no way to grab and throw.
So I could only punch and kick the evil dragon's head mercilessly, and hit my elbow with shoulders.
The basic attributes are here, and the evil dragon Spitz is naturally very uncomfortable.
But if he wants to deal with me, he must first dismiss the 'weak bugs' in his mouth.
After all, the Void Ancestor is the origin of martial arts, and if he can become a legend, his own combat experience will not be less.
Even though most attacks don't do much damage to the enhanced dragon, it's still okay for one person to wrap around a chain.
Moreover, there are many people and few chains, even if the dragon clan is naturally strong, how much stronger can it be compared to those who later reached the legend by cultivation?
Soon, Spitz was screaming at us with a hammer. It's really a whoop, 'whoop, whoa', and my three views are a little wrong.
Me: Is that really what dragons call like this? It's not the same as the troubadour stories I heard when I was a kid.
[It should be that something is wrong with the dragons around you. 】
"Roar!"
A dragon roared in the distance, and the dragon Turnus flew out of the Moon Wheel Mountain, hovering in the sky for a while, and landed on the top of the mountain.
If I'm not mistaken, he seems to be accumulating power, trying to squirt us to death with a mouthful of dragon breath.
"Parker, are you still playing in this situation?"
Parker said, "I don't think it's necessary, right?" You can't expect the evil god to kill the ants with his own hands, so he saved the ants first, right? ”
"That's right!"
After the communication with Parker, I jumped down and shouted, "Retreat, the wind is tight,!" ”
After that, I was the first to slip away, and I ran fast and far.
Although the other warriors didn't understand what the situation was, when they saw the bravery, I withdrew first, and some immediately followed.
There were also some watchers, wanting to see what was happening, and some were entangled in the chains of the evil dragon and couldn't get out for a while.
Save? Forget it, I never thought that moving||In a chaotic world, no one will die.
"Roar!"
A thick, large Nian Qi cannon swept in, hitting the body of the evil dragon Spitz.
The three warriors were killed on the spot, and the dragon was punched a huge hole in its abdomen......
The Nian Qi Dragon has this ability, how good it would be to go to the construction team of the Heavenly Train Department to help dig the mountain tunnel!
Look at the big hole in the evil dragon's body, how neat and smooth the edges are, hey, the flesh and blood on the evil dragon's body began to grow.
is worthy of an immortal dragon, this kind of blood recovery ability, Xiao Yan's horse charm can't compare.
We retreated, and after the evil dragon Spitz recovered, an evil god jumped on him and flew to the snow-capped mountains of the north.
And the Nian Qi Dragon, leave it to the people of the Void Ancestor to solve it, I will withdraw first!
"Ah Ye, who scolded me?"
A voice came, "Guiyuan, that kid scolded you just now, saying that you cheated him?" ”
I want to say that he cheated on me!
Wait, the Dark Elf Kingdom is not safe now, otherwise I'll stay in the Void Ancestor, I still have a task to do!
I had the prep editor with me and a lot of materials I had fished from the previous world.
There is also the forging method learned from the Taishang Laojun, and this doppelganger is mainly to hone these.
It just so happens that the Void Ancestor is going to face off with the Nian Qi Dragon, which is my chance to make war money!
"Ahh
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"Silly fork returns!"
Because the team was wiped out by Vitea of Death, I was holding back the fire in my belly, and when I got out of the Canyon of the Dead, I met Chriss.
So I have to scold: stupid fork return to the yuan!
Day by day, clean pit Lao Tzu!
"Come, I'll introduce you," I scolded in my heart, but in front of my sister, I still have to maintain the image of a good brother who is gentle and frugal.
"This red-haired, double-ponytailed girl is the little brother I took in when I used to go into the human world, and his name is Chriss.
The profession is a battle mage.,There will also be some elemental mages and summoner skills.,Combat effectiveness.,Count it as a legend.,Now it's the captain of the Dark Elf Queen's Guard.。。
But don't look at her with pointed ears, in fact, she's from the demon world, not an elf. ”
"Hello!"
Chrissy greeted me politely.
Although her relationship with me is also unclear...... Ah no, it's also a relationship with her friendly and kind boss and younger brother, but when there are outsiders, she is still very serious and solemn, not as out-of-the-box as Amy.
[Emphasis is on, unclear. 】
Roll on!
"And then this little girl is Qingying, that is Qingling, my own sister Xiaoying Xiaoling......"
Speaking of which, I also saw the pointy ears of the two of them back then, and they were absolutely close, so I accepted them as my little brothers, right?
"Hello Sister Chrissy!"
The two little girls are also very polite and show good upbringing.
After all, it was brought out by my brother,
[Ah tui, you have a fart! 】
After all, I grew up listening to my brother's heroic deeds, and although these two little girls are not strong, they are very obedient and well-behaved.
"The last human girl is my wife, Cai Yan."
"Hello."
Bend over and bow your head, and fall generously.
Xiaoyan is a typical lady, a good wife and mother, even I can't bring her painting style.
"Boss? Do you have a wife again? ”
"Huh? What do you mean by 'again'? ”
Sounds like I'm a scumbag?
"I can beat this!"
As he spoke, Chrissy took out the spear and pointed it at Xiao Yan!
I didn't give you Yinwu to let you bully my little girl!
"What can you do if you beat her? If you dare to make a move on her, I'll definitely beat you! ”
"I don't care! If your wife is those two swordsmen, Amy and I can wait, wait for five hundred years and a thousand years, and then you will still be ours!
But we can beat this, so we don't have to wait! If you accept her, you must accept us! ”
After speaking, he added in a whisper: "At least accept me!" ”
"What if...... If your husband is willing to accept your words, I have no opinion. ”
Xiao Yan said cowardly.
It's not that I'm afraid of being beaten.
Her values are actually formed in her own world, and she thinks it is normal for men to have three wives and four concubines.
Although we also have this concept in our world, they are all ordinary people, or big people.
Their women are nothing but goods, playthings.
My little girls...... If you don't mention it, you can't beat it anyway, or you are reluctant to fight.
"Huh? Are you taunting me? ”
"No...... Not really! If the husband is such a powerful person, there should be a lot of women. That's how it should be! Truth or dare! ”
This is probably Xiaoyan's concept of love, right? Because she doesn't have the concept of love.
But the truth or dare not be, if she could, that girl did not want to have a husband, and was dedicated to being good only to herself.
"Good!"
Chrissy yelled, wait, she wouldn't take it seriously, would she?
"Let's go, go home."
Me: "Wait, I haven't said anything yet?" ”
Chriss: "What do you say?" You're a big piece of wood, and it's useless to hint at you, you have to force it on...... Hum! ”
I:......
Didn't you tacitly not mention the things back then, why are you still talking about this now?
"I'll tell you," Chrissy took Xiao Yan's hand, "I'm better than you, so you're going to call me Sister Chrissy, do you hear?" ”
"Sister!"
"Well, good boy, let me tell you about the adventures I had with my boss in Arad in the past, when I was very weak and ......"
I:???
Am I riding a motorcycle? Do you have to drag Xiaoyan down and walk home?
Xiaoying and Xiaoling don't have to ride a car on a broomstick, but what do you mean by pulling Xiaoyan down?
Well, I can only push the cart and walk back slowly, so angry!
But my sister is here, and I still have to keep smiling.
And say in my heart, the stupid fork returns to the yuan!
……
"Ahh
Who's saying I'm handsome?
"Eh, your claws, a thousand gold coins, the lowest price."
"Okay, you can take it."
I, who have returned to the Yuan, are here in Yuexi Town to help people build repair equipment.
Due to the power of the Gear Editor and its quick patching capabilities, my business is still very busy.
I just don't know why, I always sneeze.
Someone must be complimenting me on being handsome behind my back.
But it's not necessary, who doesn't know that I'm so handsome?
……
Silver Elf Kingdom, the gate of the royal city.
"Just send it here, I will convey the wishes of the silver elves to the ancestors."
A long-haired golden elf with a sword at his waist summoned the unicorn and turned back to say goodbye to Her Royal Highness the Silver Elf Princess.
Thefia politely bid farewell to the nature elf messenger.
Ever since that bastard (aa!) It was said that the Elven Ancestral Tree was about to return, but there was an earthquake on the southern continent of Arad that day - the Elven Ancestral Tree was really back!
And not only that, but the elves who sacrificed themselves to complete the ancestral tree have been reincarnated in the form of tree fruits, and may be reborn in a lifetime.
As the eldest princess of the silver elves, Tifia naturally accompanied the queen to visit the elven ancestral tree, and also met the natural elves who returned together.
Just like the elf girl with long golden hair in front of her, she is as beautiful as a natural elf, three points more handsome than a silver elf.
The only thing that was not happy was that under the ancestral tree, Tifia also saw the queen of the Dark Elf Kingdom, Amer's former little follower.
Queen Ulysses took the opportunity to put forward a plan for the elves to unite in the ancestral land of the tribe, and in external affairs, the elves have naturally respected the elves, and they are collectively called the elven alliance.
And the queen of the dark elves actually agreed to this proposal, and asked for only one, a tree fruit of the elf ancestral tree!
And she actually dripped blood on the tree fruit on the spot, is this to cultivate the next generation of crown princes as soon as possible? Does she want to abdicate? What do you want to do after your abdication?
However, she is the queen of the kingdom of the dark elves, so she is naturally qualified to get the tree fruit; And the dark elf royal family has a weak bloodline, and her reasons are also very good.
But Thefia felt more and more unhappy, that queen must have some ulterior secret!
However, the gossip should be put aside first, today is the land of the elves, that is, the day when the natural elves send envoys to visit.
Oh, to be precise, the visit is over, and the elven land means to form an alliance, but not to choose what king to lead.
Instead, there is one elf from each clan, which serves as the original alliance council and leads the elf clan.
As for this result, and as expected by Ulysses's mother, I don't know who we will send over to be a councilor.
"That's right!"
The long-haired blonde nature elf who had just ridden the unicorn suddenly turned back and asked Thefia,
"You silver elves are like this, aren't you? It's a big difference from the elves of other races, right? ”
"yes, but we're all family from now on, aren't we?"
"No...... Yes, we're family. But what I want to ask is...... I'm looking for a ...... It's supposed to be a silver elf, right? Are you Silver Elves all mages? Or ......"
Looking at the natural elf in front of her who was stumbling and seemed to be looking for someone, Tifia suddenly felt that it was a good thing that guy had done again!
"You want to ask if the Silver Elves use swords?"
"Yes, yes, no, he has a sword behind his back anyway, and he looks like a silver elf.
He didn't use a sword at the time, but he kicked me off the unicorn with one kick...... I want to find him! ”
Sure enough, it's the bastard!