Chapter 229: Why can't I use my skills to build a torpedo?
Li He actually underestimated the influence of the mythical world and the imperial court: as the lord of the world, and pulling the tiger skin of the Taiqing sage was not denied, Li Tang had a very high degree of recognition in the cultivation world, whether it was for the treatment of the Heavenly Master Hall, or if he wanted to hug the thigh of the Taiqing sage, those exorcists would not ignore this conference, and almost everyone who thought he had some ability came.
There are many people who don't have the ability, and there are many who want to fish in troubled waters, or simply come to have a look and have a long experience.
All in all, the strong people gathered at this conference to form the Heavenly Master Hall, and all the bulls, ghosts, snakes, and gods came over, and Li He even saw Chen Xuanzang's fat monk master from a distance.
"I'm a good girl, so many people are here, it looks like this conference will be held for a long time!" Wuxing Quan looked at Li He, who was sitting at the top, and said, "I don't know if it's okay to take care of the rice?" If you don't care about food, can you get me a Heavenly Master grade first, and then give me a month in advance? I buy meat to eat. ”
These words, with a local accent, and his clothes made of coarse linen and animal skins, looked very much like a dirt bun.
There are indeed many people who really treat him as a dirt bun.
There were also people in the crowd who laughed: "This guy, you can talk about buying meat and eating it, and the starving ghost is reincarnated, right?" ”
It's just that Li He didn't despise him because of this, but said with a smile: "Don't worry, take care of the rice, eat as much wine and meat as you like, Tianshitang is not short of this money." As for the matter of the grade of the Heavenly Master, there is no hurry, there are three 'Titled Heavenly Master' seats in this conference, as well as a number of Heavenly Masters from one to nine money, everyone has their own ability, as long as the ability is enough, it is not a problem to directly become a Titled Heavenly Master! ”
Because at the beginning of the establishment, it was necessary to get out the Heavenly Master system first, and the first batch of Heavenly Masters only relied on their abilities, regardless of their merits.
In fact, most of the Heavenly Master grades in the back rely on ability, rather than simply brushing tasks.
Because a celestial master with low strength, even if he gets rid of many monsters, the credit will not be too much, and a celestial master with high strength, killing a demon king alone is enough to advance to the title.
"Really? Then I'll be relieved! Five Elements Fist said.
This performance seems to be very heroic and short-breathed, as if he only knows how to eat, and many people shake their heads.
But there are also some people whose expressions have not changed, or who show jealousy.
For example, Tiancripple Foot, he is an old acquaintance with the Five Elements Fist, and he understands very well that when everyone competes for the position of the Title Heavenly Master, this Five Elements Fist is a strong opponent. There is also Miss Duan, although her strength is not as good as the Five Elements Fist, she can faintly see that the Five Elements Fist is not simple, so she is also very jealous.
However, the liar Taoist pointed at him, turned his head and said to his apprentice: "That's it, if I go down with a 'Tiangang Five Thunders', I can kill more than a dozen!" ”
In this regard, the chief of the dragon tao next to him stood a little farther away and said: I don't know the braggart next to me.
Although he is a dragon set, he has some cultivation after all, and he really respects the so-called "Tiangang Five Thunders", otherwise it would be too embarrassing.
"Then I don't know, what kind of method is based on each other's ability?" Tian Remnant Foot opened his mouth and said: "Everyone present shows their hands one by one, or makes a ring, and everyone fights with real knives and guns?" ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes were focused on Li He's face.
They also want to know whether to show their hands or fight with real knives and guns.
Although people in this world practice martial arts, this is not a martial arts world, but a mythical world. The mainstream system is also cultivation, not martial arts, and it is only because martial arts and spells can greatly improve combat effectiveness that they practice peerless martial arts one by one.
But because of this, how to compare the high and the low, it is complicated.
In terms of spells alone, those who are not very strong, but are proficient in spells, will take a big advantage, such as the Dragon Taoist, whose "Demon Mirror" is even more powerful than the Void Child. But in terms of strength, the Five Elements Fist can hammer Zhu Bajie, and Zhu Bajie can suppress the spider spirit, but the dragon set Taoist is far from being the opponent of the spider spirit.
"Different grades, different evaluation methods, one to nine money Heavenly Master does not need to fight, show a stunt, and then comprehensively evaluate the knowledge of demon removal and actual combat ability, and then evaluate by the Heavenly Master Hall." Li He said: "As for the Titled Heavenly Master, because of its particularity, those who are willing to compete need to go to the ring to face all those who also want to become the Titled Heavenly Master. The time is one month, and the person who is still standing in the ring after a month will become the title of Heavenly Master, receive the second-grade official position of the Tang Dynasty, and be respected by the whole country! ”
Speaking of this, he paused for a moment and said, "There are three in the ring, and in the end, only three of them can become Titled Heavenly Masters!" ”
As soon as these words came out, many people, fake Taoist priests and dragon Taoist priests, gave up the idea of becoming a titled heavenly master.
Defending for a month, the difficulty is too high, and it is impossible for ordinary people to do it.
"It's that simple? That's good, the position of the Title Heavenly Master, I want one! Five Elements Fist said and jumped into one of the rings.
Immediately, many people looked at him as if they were fools.
The ring has been in the ring for a month, so why go so early and rush to be reincarnated?
As we all know, there is such a thing as a multi-person ring, and it is often the person who goes up later who can have the last laugh, and the first person who goes up is often killed.
It's just that the Five Elements Fist doesn't know this truth?
Of course not.
The reason why he went up was because he had absolute confidence in his own strength, and he didn't worry about consumption at all - this is a bull who can hang the hammer in the original book, is not afraid of heaven and earth, and even dares to fight with Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings.
Although he was given a second by Sun Wukong with one move, he still had no pressure to fight some mortal exorcists.
"There is more than one seat, they are all old acquaintances, and I won't fight with you if I have a crippled foot." Tian Cripple said, jumped into another ring, stood on crutches, and carried his naturally disabled little feet, which looked very funny.
It's just that when someone goes up to challenge, most of them can't even let him move, and they are knocked out of the ring.
The few who had some strength only forced out the "True Qi Footprints", and then they were kicked down, and no one could force him to use the "Dharma Heaven and Earth Big Feet".
On the other hand, the Five Elements Boxing faced the exorcists who went to the ring one by one, Tiger Boxing, Praying Mantis Boxing, Crane Boxing, Snake Boxing, Monkey Boxing, every boxing method, can use the "Law Heaven and Earth" level of boxing intent, maybe the movement is not very big, but the power is extremely strong, no one is the enemy at all.
Even, while he is pressing the challengers one by one, he can also have the kung fu to find a bad person to roast the chicken, and fight while gnawing.
It's effortless and stress-free.
In fact, whether it is him, or the Heavenly Remnant Foot, he is a "true immortal" level powerhouse who can fight against the Demon King, although he was easily killed by Sun Wukong, the king of the Demon King, in the original book, it does not mean that they are weak, because even if they are immortals in the sky, they are also killed in seconds against Sun Wukong.
Huaguoshan Thirteen Taibao, two watermelon knives cut from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road, that is not bragging, that is a real brilliant record.
The two rings are guarded by peerless masters, and after many people failed to challenge, gradually, everyone turned their attention to the remaining ring: the three "Titled Heavenly Master" seats were actually specially prepared by Li He for the three of them, because in the original work, in addition to Rulai, Sun Wukong, and the nine-headed golden eagle, they were the strongest.
It's just that Confucius of Emptiness did not come to power at this time.
It's not that I don't want to pretend to be forced, but when I was pretending to be forced again, I pulled my hips.
"Carry me up." The empty boy said to the maid who had paid for it.
It's just that when the maid heard this, she said, "The ring is too high and is not within our scope of service." ”
"Gotta add money." Another maid said.
"Okay, okay, carry me up first, and then I'll give you double the money." The empty boy was anxious to pretend to be forced, and said with some impatience.
It's just that when the maid heard this, she said: "No credit." ”
The empty boy froze on the spot.
In the end, I don't know what he did, because of a conflict with the maid in terms of commission, he was thrown directly into the ring with a sedan chair, the one of the Five Elements Fist. In this regard, Wuxing Fist almost stopped laughing, and said: "I said empty boy, why don't you come out every day, you are not happy?" ”
In this regard, the empty boy was very embarrassed, shook his head and said: "Ordinary people, I am too lazy to meet them in general. ”
Then, he tried to climb into the seat, but found that the car was a bit far away, more than two steps, and he couldn't get through.
"What, can you, do me a favor?" The empty boy sat up, opened the sword box and said, "It's inconvenient for me to walk, just give me this ring, you go to the one next to you." After that, when I owe you a favor, next time I go to Yihong Mansion, I will invite you. ”
As soon as these words came out, the face of the Five Elements Fist immediately changed.
Obviously, it was to drive him out of the ring, but it was just nice to say.
However, after looking at the empty boy and the sword box in his hand, the Five Elements Fist finally jumped into the ring next to him, and did not fight with the empty boy - unlike the guy who swelled and boundless in the sky, his Five Elements Fist knew his own catties and the strength of the empty boy.
Although there is no number one in the world in the exorcism world, the strength of the empty son is recognized.
The Void Sword Technique is unparalleled in the world, and there is no name of the first exorcist, but there is the fact of the first exorcist.
"You're in for a treat? Okay, I'm going to call the first card then! The Five Elements Fist said, jumping away in one step.
It's just that he was forced away by the Empty Son, but others didn't know, and they just thought that the Five Elements Fist was disdainful of being in the same place as such a "rotten person" as the Empty Son, so he jumped elsewhere, so they came over to grab the ring, and then, it caused a wide range of discomfort.
Although the empty boy is funny, although he loves to pretend, his strength is really strong.
There is no problem in hanging the entire human exorcism world.
"There are so many rings, can't you pick a simple one? Why do you have to pick the hardest one? The empty boy said helplessly: "Sometimes, the information exchange is too heavy, and I don't even know my empty boy, and I still want to be a titled heavenly master, I suggest you go home and raise pigs!" ”
Not to mention the strength, the appearance of that stinky fart alone makes people feel uncomfortable.
However, he was not happy in his heart, but no one could beat him.
Powerful people like Miss Duan even bypassed him directly and tried to challenge the Heavenly Remnant Foot and the Five Elements Fist.
It's just that the result is not very good.
Miss Duan successfully certified the "Nine Qian Heavenly Master", but when she challenged the title, she was far from being the opponent of the Five Elements Fist, even if she had a high-grade magic weapon in her hand, it was useless.
In the end, in desperation, she had to give up and watch the excitement instead.
As a result, I really saw a big bustle: I saw that on the other side, in the place certified by the Heavenly Master, a sloppy man was holding a "musical instrument" that he didn't know what it was, and he was beating and humming a children's rhyme.
"Child, child, why are you so bad?"
"Bullying, cheating, why did you do it?"
"Come back, ...... you"
The song "300 Children's Songs" really shocked the exorcism world, and many people couldn't help but sigh: The exorcism ceremony is so terrifying?
"It's so cruel, it's terrible to fight monsters like this!" The Taoist priest said.
In this regard, Chen Xuanzang thought it was a compliment, shook his head and said: "No, killing with a knife is not the true meaning of exorcism, I am an exorcist with great love, and I will spare the life of the monster." ”
"But youkai won't spare your life." The false Taoist priest said.
As soon as these words came out, even Chen Xuanzang, who was a little stupid, understood that he was mocking himself.
For a moment, he blushed, and he didn't know what to do for a long time.
"Do you really believe that 300 children's songs have infinite power?" Li He walked over and asked.
Hearing this, Chen Xuanzang nodded and said, "Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway." ”
"No, you don't believe it, otherwise you won't be able to exert its power." Li He shook his head with a smile and said, "The true meaning of Mahayana Buddhism is that you have to look directly into your heart before you can exert your power. I obviously don't believe it in my heart, but I say I believe it, it's just a little bit! ”
Chen Xuanzang looked confused.
However, Li He felt a trace of luck intercepted, and couldn't help laughing, and said: "Nian Zai you also have the heart to subdue demons and eliminate demons, make an exception for poverty, and give you a 'one-dollar heavenly master'!" ”
In the end, Chen Xuanzang, who didn't know anything, still got a "Heavenly Master Copper Coin" and became a one-dollar Heavenly Master.
The grade is not high, but he is still a heavenly master after all.
"Next!" The squire shouted.
Soon, another person who certified the Heavenly Master came to show his hand.
It was the fake Taoist priest who released his "Tiangang Five Thunders", which deceived everyone for a moment at first, but it was quickly exposed, and he was set up by two soldiers and ready to throw it out. In this regard, he was not convinced, and shouted: "I built a torpedo with my ability, why not do it?" ”
These words are clear and sincere, as if there is nothing wrong with them.
"Throw it out." Li He said.
What he hates the most is this kind of swaggering and deceiving.
Use torpedoes to make "Tiangang Five Mines", if you don't drive it out, will I still have the face of Dadaomen?
Although gunpowder was indeed invented by Taoist priests, it was really the "Tiangang Five Thunders" at the earliest, but it was used to deceive ...... Li He didn't want to see him again, otherwise he was really afraid that he would not be able to help but beat him to death.
A month has passed in a blink of an eye.
The exorcism world didn't give Li He any surprises, and it was the exorcism masters in the original book who won the "Title Heavenly Master" in the original book.
And the Nine Qian Heavenly Master, there is only Miss Duan alone.
The others are not at the same level as these four people at all, the highest is only six yuan, and they still rely on the "demon mirror", which is the Taoist priest of the dragon set.
"Everyone, the Heavenly Master Hall has been formed, and in the future, you will be a family!" Finally, at the conference, Li He said: "Don't say much polite words, you should all know that the purpose of His Majesty's establishment of the Heavenly Master Hall is to deal with the locust demons and drought fish that are causing trouble in the world, how much do you know about them?" ”