Chapter 130: Wake Up
It's such a simple game rule, the demonstration is completed, he began to put his hands behind his back, and asked the family general to do the same, and then nodded, counted, and made a gesture, and the family general also hurried out, although it was a little late, but it meant to understand the right, because of the time difference, he was pushed back to the heavy and asked to come again, and then he made a "simultaneous appearance" action with his own hands, requiring this "at the same time", it must be "at the same time", the second time, the family will be able to punch at the same time, but the gesture is still a little strange, It made Xiang Zhong laugh.
Yes, it's such a simple game of "scissors, rock, paper", these six men with an age difference of almost three generations, actually played until midnight, the loser was punished for drinking, and the "osmanthus stuffed" brewed by the old lady was also drunk to the point that there was not a drop left.
It wasn't until the clouds covered the moon that there was no moon shadow to play, and everyone was counted as a stop, and they had fun.
Although Xiang Zhong did not drink, but was also smoked by the taste of the people's wine to slightly drunk, in order to be able to digest the "glutinous moon cakes" with a high density, with everyone's rules of the game, who lost the penalty wine, although he won the most, but in the turn to play with Lao Dan, he also lost a lot, he used water instead of wine, and also drank a lot.
Anyone who has drunk high-grade liquor knows that there is a classic game, that is, no one can drink 30 caps of liquor, you must know that the vast majority of these liquors do not enter the stomach at all, but directly go to the head and make people faint.
And Xiang Zhong was stained with such light, although he didn't drink the wine directly, but the wine of the remaining 5 people was around him, and when he got together, he just smelled it in the middle of the night, and he was already dizzy to the point that his brain was out of control, and he galloped around.
He didn't quite remember how he got back to the house, he should have been the general, and he and Ji Yu, the two of them, clamped them under their arms, left and right, and brought them back to the bed in the guest room.
The naughty moon, in the second half of the night, saw that there was no one playing with the same figure, and a thick cloud came out again, and it re-entered the house, and the moonlight spilled onto the bed, and unconsciously moved to Xiang Chong's face.
Xiang Zhong felt a bright light in front of his eyelids, which seemed to be a large pond, sparkling and ———! A rush of urine came up.
You have to find a place to solve it, you can't pee in the water! How unhygienic this is! But where are the toilets? Hurry up and find, find ...... This shore seems to have no end in sight, and there is no way to run back to the shore, and the ——— is dead!
"Forget it, I don't care about it, anyway, all the urine in the end will be discharged into the water; And I'm in the water right now, I can, of course I can, I'm already at the end of the pee, ah! I'm surrounded by...... I can't control it, forget it, I'll pee, what can I do! …… It's strange, it's obviously urinating, but it's still very suffocating? What's going on? ”
Xiang Zhong, who was "awakened by the moon and suffocated by the strong urge to urinate", opened his eyes and found that his chest, the original belly pocket, was now naked, and there was a beautiful "Tai Chi fan", and a slender hand holding the fan pendant was placed on it together, and it was undulating up and down with his breathing.
"Am I ...... 'Xiangzhong'?" Cong'er'? …… No, I'm Shingo! ”
Suddenly returned to Xinwu's world, he didn't come back to his senses for a while, he didn't move for the time being, the whole head was dizzy, and the following was "eager to explode", time and space were like a chaotic whirlpool visible to the naked eye, constantly spinning in the eyelids, and the "eye of the sky" that was opened was being rapidly restored by "storm-like stirring".
"No, I can't hold it back!" But there was no way, the body told him that he had to get up immediately! The feeling of wanting to pee and not being able to pee is simply unbearable.
Xin Wu "carefully" removed Wang Li's big hand holding the fan pendant from his belly together with the "Tai Chi Fan", but he didn't expect such a light action to wake up the good brother who was already drooling in his sleep and chasing Xin Wu.
"Are you awake?" They both asked each other at the same time.
"Hurry up, ah————! Fast! No———— ah! Shingo jumped from the bed and rushed out.
"Alas! You're not wearing clothes! Wang Li stepped aside from the bed where he was lying on his stomach, and saw Shin Wu rushing to the door naked, and while reminding him loudly, he tore off a bath towel he was holding on the side of the upper bunk and threw it over.
"Thanks!" Xin Wu grabbed the "flying" bath towel with one hand, opened the dormitory door, and rushed out.
Wang Li was tossed like this, and he woke up thoroughly, and found that the basin and towel he prepared were not used, this guy is still in good physical condition, and he is not vomiting after drinking. So, I reset these belongings one by one, and I didn't get in the way in front of Xin Wu's bed.
After a while, there was a "bang", the door was pushed open, and Shingo, who was wearing his big towel, came back wet on his head and body.
"Not bad! So soon, you can still think about taking a bath and coming back, I'm afraid we will all smell of you! Wang Li teased Xin Wu, but still poured a cup of hot water intimately and handed it over, he knew how eager people after drinking were for water.
Xin Wu was not polite, took the water cup, took a big sip, then put down the cup, sat back on his bedside, wiped his hair vigorously with the big yukata on his shoulder, and then went all the way down, and even wiped his upper body again, which was dry and comfortable.
Perhaps not fully awake, he casually put the towel on the railing at the head of the bed, lay down again, held his head in his hands, slapped his face a few times, and muttered, "I'm back!" ”
"Yes! You're back! I thought you drank too much and didn't know where to go to the waves, for a while, 'eight horses', a while riding a horse galloping toss, did you dream of something fun? Tell me about it? The king could not bear to describe his "appearance" after he had just been drunk.
"Me! It's a little messy, a little confused, and it seems like I've been to a lot of places,...... I first flew to a place, and then, I became a baby, and I was born with a weak hearing, but after a thunderbolt, I opened my eyes to heaven, and there was also the function of lip reading, and then I grew up there until I was three years old, and there were a lot of ancients there, yes, by the way, it should be the Spring and Autumn Period, they all spoke ancient Chinese words, like Cantonese that you taught me, and then I used what you taught me, to talk to them, hey, they can still understand me! By the way, I was there, and the name they gave me was Cong'er, a big name, and I was forced to make a lot of poems! I also copied Qu Yuan's, haha, but they were shocked. Later, I also met Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu in my youth, and many other people, just now we were admiring the moon together for the Mid-Autumn Festival, drinking, playing with 'scissors, rock, paper', as a result, and then I arrived at a large pond of bright light, and then I was anxious to urinate, I looked for the toilet, and I couldn't find it, and then I thought, just pee in the water, obviously urinated, but there is no relaxed feeling, and the result is to wake up. ”