"Brother, what should I do with these two elves? Can't we let them bother us all the time? ”

We? Even if you don't want to live with your parents, you won't be allowed to live with me.

"Wake up. It's nothing, just make it clear. Then I turned and left.

Just wake them up and make it clear, I'm getting in the way here. I threw Enoch another look, 'You know what I mean,' and turned back into the house.

Come out again, the problem has been solved.

The two princesses are here, and Enoch explains who I am and why his daughter is so brainless in chasing stars. Then explain the misunderstanding clearly, how dare such Star Dou Xiaomin disbelieve their words?

By the time I came out with a case of ale, the father and daughter were also eating barbecue.

The elf uncle, when he saw me, wanted to say something, but I preemptively stopped him.

"Okay, needless to say, I don't want to hear what you have to say. Do whatever you like, go wherever you want, and it's better to take your daughter with you too.

Even if it's made clear, the contract is signed in black and white (parchment), and I won't return the house to you anyway, understand? ”

It's the first time that someone dares to ask me for something!

I robbed it openly, why should I pay it back?

"Understood, understood, we will leave later, and we will never bother you again."

"Master Mo, don't drive people away, okay, huh."

Oh my temper! I backhanded the Blood Red Deluxe Supreme Invincible Enhanced Extended Edition of 'Sky Destroying Gatling' and pointed it against the elf girl's head.

"Now! Immediately! Right away! Give me a non-stop roll. If there are many blocks in an instant, you will roll me as fast as possible; As far as the sound is transmitted for thousands of miles, you will roll me as far as you can; Dare to say half a word 'huh' in your mouth again, kill it or bury it! ”

"Ming ......."

Before he could spit out a word, the middle-aged elf teleported away with his daughter. Huo, at least a high-level magician, the kind that teleports to fill up.

"Phew, hah." I take a deep breath to calm my mind.

It's not good, in front of my sister, isn't it a little bad to be so irritable. The good brother 'elf design' I worked so hard to create was collapsed by this brainless fan.

Alas, next time you have to be calm, you can't be so impulsive. Retreat 800 meters and assassinate with a sniper rifle headshot, it's too ruinous to use Gatling to hit the head.

"Well, you should eat, you should drink. It's not enough for me. ”

Feeling that the atmosphere was a little stiff, I hurriedly said these words to ease the atmosphere.

"Brother hug." Xiao Ling ran over and hugged me.

I threw the ale to Enoch and bent down to pick up the little spirit. Touching his head, he must have scared this kid just now.

"Amer, let's go back first, don't forget to write a lesson plan, you've been absent for four weeks." After saying that, the three of them teleported and left.

Lesson plans, do you need to hand over this thing?

Xiao Ling: "Brother is free tomorrow, right?" Will you play with me tomorrow? ”

It doesn't look like I'm intimidated at all, too, how can my father scare elves with such a wise and martial image.

Me: "Okay, Xiaoling will live here today, and tomorrow I will take you to explore the woods." ”

Xiaoying: "I want to play too!" Brother, I don't want to go back today, I'll live here! ”

Heh, you said you wouldn't go back if you didn't want to? What can you say?

Xiao Ling: "Well, my sister can sleep with me." ”

Me: "No problem, you both can live here." ”

Eh, the palms and backs of the hands are full of meat. After all, the two are sisters, and a little wayward little request can still be satisfied.

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At the moment I was lying on the couch in the living room, thinking about the profound question of 'why it was the two of them sleeping in my room and I was lying here?'

In the end, I came to the conclusion that neither of us liked to sleep in someone else's room, and that my brother didn't belong to 'someone else'.

The next day, in the year 10101 of the Peace Calendar, the ninth day of the week of February 2 of the 325th year of the Elven calendar Ulysses, the location was in the grove in the backyard of my house.

I took two little girls on an adventure in the woods.

Why don't you go to the city when you go out to play?

Because I don't want to go, of course. Too lazy to go. I'm still in a labor camp, and it's more troublesome to go to the city.

I gave them both a revolver and taught them how to shoot.

When the forest is big, there will always be birds. Then we walked around and walked around and walked to the hammock position and didn't hit one either.

They were so bad at marksmanship that I wasn't allowed to shoot.

Then they saw the hammock, and I didn't explore anything beyond that. Last time I walked to this position, strapped myself to a hammock and slept in it all afternoon.

Walked to this place again today.

Then there were three hammocks in the woods, and the morning passed.

"Don't sleep, get up. Really, I didn't get anything in the morning, and the two of you were still asleep. ”

Is there such an adventure for the two of you?

As for me, I've been here this halfway, and the places I've been to are certainly not expeditions.

Me: "Keep going!" ”

Even if I don't take the two of them with me, I have to patrol the surroundings, at least monitor them, install cameras, and eliminate dangers.

Walking forward, I heard the sound of water. I'll just say, there must be a river around such a large forest. In terms of geographical location, there must be a river. Wait, calcium oxide! Isn't this a moat?

Me: "Let's go, there's water, let's go fishing!" If you can't catch a fish, you don't have lunch today! ”

Although it was already noon, we slept for most of the day, and we were not very hungry yet. But I'll be hungry later, so of course we'll bring lunch with us, and we'll be able to eat it with a little heat.

But when you come out to play, it's better to eat the food you hunt by yourself.

At the river, the three of us each took a fishing rod to fish, and this time it was really fishing. I don't know what kind of fish are kept in the moat.

Fishing is an activity to see the 'elves', not the strength of the elves.

Yes, that's why my two younger sisters are constantly catching fish, and my side is completely non-moving. Shouldn't it? Don't the fish of the Elven Realm eat the sweet leaves of the human side?

"You two, what kind of bait are you using?"

"Raw meat. The moat is full of 'piranhas', of course fishing with raw meat? ”

It's so natural, why didn't you say it earlier? Anyway, why is the moat full of piranhas, what if a child accidentally falls into it?

I took the sweet leaves off the hook and replaced them with the entrails of the monster. No way, this is left over from the last hunting, and it's not delicious, so I left it. It works well for fishing, and after three minutes, a huge black shadow swims under the water.

I hurriedly lifted the pole, and my hands were relaxed.

Even the fishing line was bitten off......

The time is 10101 in the peaceful calendar, and it is a week 9 in February in the year 325 of Ulysses in the elven calendar.

Excessive, excessive? Swallowing hooks is not such a swallowing method! Still don't talk about the rules?

Xiaoying: "Hahahahaha, brother, if you really can't catch it, you can eat ours." Don't force yourself too hard. ”

It's bearable, but the elves can't bear it!

I tied the entrails of the monster on the line and dipped it in water to ensure that the smell spread into the water. Pull it up and stay three feet away from the water. With my other hand, pull out my epic lightsaber, 'Ice Dragon's Fury'.

Because of my anger, the surroundings dropped at least three degrees. As long as the black shadow fish dares to come, it will die under the sword. As for why the Epic is used to kill fish?

The main thing is that this lightsaber has ice attributes and a freezing effect, and it will freeze the river later, so that it is easy to pick up the fish.

I don't know how to do 'levitation', 'levitation', 'flying spells' or anything like that.

As a result, the fish never came, and not only that, but Xiaoying and Xiaoling couldn't catch any more fish. What's the situation, it doesn't make sense to eat enough bait?

Xiaoying: "Stupid brother, you have dragon power on that sword, how can any fish dare to come over?" ”

Can you carry this pot to me? Okay, I'll put back the 'Ice Dragon's Fury', take out the 'Beastmaster's Hammer', charge it up, and if I dare to come over again, the skull will be shattered."

The light and shadow flowed, and after a few minutes, the black shadow reappeared.

Die, 'Heavy Split'! My raised hand fell heavily.

"Bang". The water column is at least eight meters high. This special effect can't be done without five cents.

Wait for the fish to jump up and bite the hook before making a move? That's too underestimating my range. Blunt heavy splitting, never pursue sharpness, do not pay attention to the process. It's about accumulating momentum, about the shock wave that comes after the hit.

To put it simply, as long as you're in the water, near my attack point, just wait for death.

The water strikes thirty meters, and the one who sways up is eight meters. More than a dozen large and small fish were shocked, and a catfish monster more than ten meters long was killed. With such a large size, it can be regarded as a monster, although it does not necessarily have a demon core in the back of its head.

"Girls, catch me the fish, and then the little fish will be divided among you."

"Okay, dude!"

"Well, thank you, brother!"

Then they caught the small fish and divided them, and the big fish was put into the river and left untouched.

？？？

I looked at both of them.

Xiaoying: "Eh, brother, this fish is so heavy, our 'levitation technique' makes it unable to float." ”

Xiaoling: "I'm sorry brother, I'm so useless." ”

It's okay, it's okay, how can I blame you. I'd better go down and catch it myself.

Xiao Ling: "Brother, I'll help you freeze the river." ”

Sure enough, Xiao Ling is my brother's little padded jacket, and Xiao Ying is the younger sister who picked it up.

I stepped on the ice, walked over to the big fish, grabbed it, and threw it.

"Whoa"! I threw the big fish ashore and I fell into the river.

It seems that when using a throw, the thing under your feet should be strong at all, otherwise it will be easy to break. Because when you throw it, it will be heavier than simply lifting.

What circular motion, centripetal force, and moment of inertia are involved? If I can explain it clearly here in a few words, what other great things can I learn in the Heavenly Realm!

'Ascending Dragon Chop', Calcium Oxide!

There's another big guy. It's still a death threat to me. Hurry up and slip away, I may not be an opponent in the water!

'Silver Light Falling Blade', 'Instantaneous Step'. Three paces away, I was back on shore in an instant. Turned around and saw a large mouth.

A large mouth more than five meters wide turned out to be a big turtle. It's such a big one, you can't finish a lunch.

Anyway, what is the relationship between the turtle and the catfish, and the revenge is so positive.

"Brother, you have to be careful."

"Dude, look at its shell."

The two younger sisters, who had stepped back thirty meters away, were shouting loudly.

You still need to be careful when dealing with such a guy, don't you know that my chainsaw specializes in chopping this kind of guy who is proud of his defenses?

And look at the shell? What shell? Hey, why is there a depression in this turtle's shell? Birthmark? This birthmark is very chic, and it looks like it has some fate with the hammer head of my 'Beastmaster Hammer'.

Enter the Force and the chainsaw 'buzzes'. The turtle slapped with one paw, and I jumped backwards and slashed!

"Rub! Woola! The chainsaw hit the scales on the back of the old turtle's claws, and it was separated at the touch of a button. There was a flash of sparks, but it didn't break the defense. Although the chainsaw is easy to attack such guys with thick armor, the damage of one hit is not high, so you have to saw it slowly.

The old turtle seemed to sense the danger of the chainsaw and was looking at me vigilantly, the chainsaw in his hand.

I don't have the same knowledge as it, and I rush directly, the bigger you are, the less afraid I am.

The tortoise, although it moves slowly, is actually not clumsy, its neck is flexible, trying to bite me around the back.

This feeling is good, 'draw the knife and cut it', I'm afraid you won't come.

A blood streak appeared, and the old turtle had a little blood on its neck, and then it healed. It's really a 'beast-like vitality', 'breaking the army and ascending the dragon attack', I continue to rush forward. If you dare to come, stay here.

'Whoosh', the old turtle's neck quickly returned to its shell.

What is this behavior? Just your five-meter-wide head, just retract your neck like this, isn't it a headshot for me?

However, I don't want to kill it, this old turtle may have lived for tens of thousands of years, and it is not easy to survive, so it must have saved a lot of good treasures.

I jumped on the old turtle's back and began to scrape his shell, and said, "Old Wangba, do you want to die or live?" ”

Didn't reply.

"Don't play dumb," I said with a loud grip.

This creature that has lived for many years can more or less understand me.

That's right, I'm sawing the turtle shell and making a 'back hole' in it. The unloaded thing can also be used as a shield, which is not bad. But whether you eat turtle meat today depends on whether it is compatible or not.

It cooperated, and it actually rushed towards my sister. It's against you!

To give! I! Decide!

Twenty-four swords appeared in the air, forming a sword formation and forcibly immobilizing the old turtle.

Twelve swords in a circle on the top, twelve swords on the bottom, a circle around the city, I took the sword on the top and slashed downward; Then hold a sword below and slash upwards.

Repeat the slashing process, one sword and one slash, a total of twenty-four slashes, this move is called - Extreme Swordsmanship Storm Style! It's our crane, ah no, it's our swordsman's signature skill, and you have to learn this 'awakening technique' to become a high-level swordsman.

The old turtle's Achilles tendon was cut off, and he was lying on the ground and unable to move. However, with its resilience, it will not take more than two months to be all right; The shell of the turtle was also cut into a regular hexagon by me from the circle. However, when the turtle shell is cut, it does not feel pain, only fear.

"Little girls, you're not scared, are you?" I asked, and continued to open a 'back hole' for the old turtle.

"Brother, we're fine. Brother, your tricks are so powerful! ”

"Dude, beat it, beat it hard!"

Me: "By the way, Shadow Spirit, do you two want to summon beasts?" I watched that Lao Wang Ba was quite able to be beaten. ”

"Little friend, don't go too far, the old man is the lord of this river, how can he be a summoning beast for two little girls?"

"Shut up, old eight lambs!" I stuck the chainsaw three inches into the shell, just enough to reach the meat.

"Whew!" Lao Wang cried out in pain, because his limbs couldn't move, only his neck stretched out and turned his head to look at me angrily.

There is a saying that a blunt knife is more uncomfortable to kill, but if it is a chainsaw that stirs the flesh, hiss, it is no worse than a blunt knife.

"What the master means is that the two of them need to summon beasts, and you can live; If they don't need it, then you'll die; If you don't agree, you'll die, and the master never intended to ask your opinion. ”

"You! You...... Oh! ”

"Got it?"

"Understood, understood! The old turtle understood! ”

"Alright, little girl, do you two need to summon beasts?"

"Don't do it, brother, the turtle is too ugly."

“……”

Yes, that's a perfectly reasonable reason. No problem!

Xiao Ling: "Brother, let it go underwater to find treasures!" ”

I said that Xiaoling is my own sister, and I thought about it, and Xiaoying definitely picked it up.

Me: "Treasure, old turtle, you must have a lot of good things after you have lived like this, right?" Will it be handed over, or will it die? ”

Xuan Turtle: "Old turtle, my lord, the old turtle has no treasures, there really isn't." ”

"Old turtle, look at my knife," I have already opened a 'back hole' for it, collected the shell and chainsaw, and took out the 'crack'. "I used this knife to trim the nails of the ice dragon and cut between the teeth. If you don't think this hexagonal shell is suitable, I'll fix your braincase. ”

"The old turtle gives, the old turtle can't give it? It's just that the old turtle's good things are in the mud under the water, and the old turtle can't get it now. ”

"It's okay, you hand over the not-so-good things on your body first!" If you don't come to this set, you will live another 100,000 years, and your experience in robbing and being robbed is not as good as mine.

"This ......"

"Huh?" The old turtle had to lower his head and spit something out of his mouth.

"Wait, keep your mouth open!" This old turtle is not honest, it seems that he has just stuffed something under his tongue. I jumped down and came to the old turtle's mouth, picked up its tongue in one hand, and saw a ring underneath. Oh, old thing, come to this set.

I quickly took the ring and put something on it. The upper and lower jaws of the old turtle quickly closed.

"Click!"

"Boom!"

"Whew!"

The old turtle's upper and lower jaws opened rapidly.

For so many years, you dare to bite the stun bombs and anti-infantry mines, you are the first.

The old turtle was directly stunned, and the seven orifices were bleeding? If there are ears.

It just so happened that Ah Lang sent me a number of upgraded versions of the 'New Red and White Ball' developed by himself, which is much better than the one used by Xiao Meow before, not only has the space become larger, but also can be subdued as long as he is stunned, and he doesn't need the consent of the Warcraft beast.

"Close!" smashed the old turtle with a purple and white ball, and the big old turtle was directly taken in. Well, yes, yes, there will be meat shield resistance in the future. In the past, he fought by himself to resist with his skills, but when he met the tower, he only protected Mina; Later, an elf went to the heavenly realm, and the cannonball bullet had no way to resist it, so he could only hide.

"Dude, have you taken it?"

"Brother is so powerful! Ah, what a lot of good things! ”

"Okay, the harvest is average, by the way, give you this ring, see what's inside?"

"Brother, I'll come!" Xiaoying took the ring and raised his hand,

On the banks of the river, there were a bunch of all kinds of wands, staffs, brooms, crossbows, long swords, and various sparkling jewels inlaid with pearls, gems and jade.