Qinglong Ghost Palace Chapter 1 Jiazi legs
Introduction to "Tomb Robbers: Green Dragon Ghost Palace":
The eight palaces of life and death, the green dragon roared, and the cycle continued, and I did not escape the curse after all.
The tomb of ghosts, the ascension of the underworld, the subversion of history, I am still lost in the mystery.
What is my true identity?
The Hair Qiu Yin opened the bronze forbidden door, and the art of immortality disappeared, attracting a strange killing.
The 36 factions of tomb robbing, the witch burial faction, the Faqiu faction, the Jiazi faction, the gold touching faction, the dragon hunting faction, and the moon holding faction gathered together to clamp the lama and pursue the ancient mystery cloud.
The green sand gathers gas, the river Luo solves the elephant, and the white yin and yang. I'm a grave robber......
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The origin of all these deeds has to be told from the early morning of June 3, 2007.
At this time, I was in a state of severe amnesia, and I was taken care of by a white-haired grandmother and an old man who called himself a fat dragon.
Since I met them in 05, I found that they are different from ordinary people, first of all, I said that the godmother I recognize, the figure is more pretty than the eighteen-year-old yellow flower girl, fair skin, and there are no wrinkles, but the white hair makes her look so dull, and she has to wear a mask with three layers inside and three layers outside when she goes out to buy vegetables.
In 06, the old man Feilong told me that she was suffering from a strange disease, and I didn't question it much, but I did my best to help her do more housework.
The old man Feilong is very optimistic, humorous and witty, the eight lambs will also give calves, there is nothing he doesn't know all day long, anyway, with him I can know a lot of strange things.
He lived separately from me and my grandmother, and opened a big antique shop in the center of Zhuozhou City, southwest of Beijing, and he told me that he was a tomb robber in his early years, and my grandmother and I often went to see him every once in a while.
On the day my grandmother died, I slept like I had been drugged.
It happened that June 3rd was the first seven days of my grandmother, and the only relic I left behind in my arms was a broken old notebook, and the first page was a sixty-four hexagram map, because the handwriting inside was too regular, and it was very much like an old book, called "Thirty-six Sects of Tomb Robbery", which recorded all kinds of unbelievable strange things that the protagonist Guo Fu experienced.
When I woke up from the sofa, I almost kicked the coffee table, another nightmare, shook my heavy head, put the broken book on the coffee table, and went to take a hot shower to wash up.
I took out the milk bread from the fridge and was about to go back to the old book, when suddenly the window was broken with a thud, and a black iron box flew in, and it fell to the ground with a bang. I subconsciously put down what I was holding and quickly walked to the broken window like a cat, slowly looking outside.
I live on the second floor, the overlook effect is pretty good, there is no one after watching for a long time, it's early in the morning and Sunday, is it a ghost?
There was no one to be seen, so I turned and walked towards the black iron box to see what the fuck it was.
At this moment, a woman's voice rang out crisply, "Hey! Fool, do you have eyes that go up to your ass? Eat! ”
Listening to my excitement, I grabbed the window frame and looked down, there was a beautiful woman in the original clearing, yes, that's right, the first time you see her, you will only unconsciously think of this adjective, tall, budding, long black hair draped down to the shoulder blades, so good figure and wearing tights, at this time wearing sunglasses and pouting at me.
This woman appeared in my field of vision unnoticed, and it made me very uncomfortable.
I angrily pushed open the window, and was about to ask a question, but the woman turned around and left, leaving only one sentence, "Look, I'm waiting for you in the Fat Dragon Shop." ”
I picked up the box and pressed the entrance, the lid of the box bounced out, almost scratching my nose, I was so frightened that I immediately threw the iron box to the ground, and then a photo inside instantly made me sweat, it was a posthumous photo of my recently deceased grandmother.
In addition to this, there was a CD camera, and I subconsciously checked the back of my grandmother's posthumous photo, and a line of red letters made me gasp.
The content is: Guo burial, long time no see. You'll have to go with us to the Tanglin Tomb, or I'll take your wife's ashes to raise my daffodils." - Zhang Sanji.
How could my grandmother be my wife! How is my name Guo Fu?
And it just so happened that my grandmother kept calling me Guo Zi, and she said that because two years ago, on the day I was seriously injured, she asked me what my name was? My mouth has been making a vague sound similar to Guo, hence the name Guozi. At the beginning, I heard her say that I was still scribbling something frantically on the ground, and she couldn't read it, saying that it looked like a king, but it was like a spider web in the corner.
Immediately, the sweat of Douban was coming out of the corners of my forehead! So I immediately turned on the CD camera with trembling hands, and the content inside was the whole process of going to the cemetery to get my grandmother's ashes, which was real.
Realizing the seriousness of the matter, I not only wanted to get back my grandmother's ashes, but also began to have clues about my life history.
I hurriedly cleaned up, put the broken book into a nylon backpack, and because I attached great importance to it, I sealed it with a waterproof bag, locked the door, and went straight to Feilong's store.
Today is his mother's Sunday, and taking a taxi on Taoyuan Road is as difficult as holding a mouse between my fingers.
I was a little dizzy when I turned around, and I didn't sleep well after nightmares last night, so I had to hold my head with my hands and settle down.
What BMW Audi whining, a fuzzy miasma fart, irritable I was upset, just in front of the bus stop sign there is a bench, I want to go over to dissipate the gas, the heart said really can't I grab a car, but I won't drive.
As soon as I took a step, I almost broke my foot when I hit a stone on the bottom of my foot!
"Uncle, I'm really unlucky to get home." I can't get a taxi, I can't get a job, I can't get a taxi, I want to kick it to Russia.
Before I could kick it out, my heel hit something hard behind me.
"I'll go, you don't have eyes on your fucking ass!" A gruff voice swore and swore in.
Looking back, I saw a middle-aged man with a board inch, riding on a mountain bike that looked expensive, with a gangsteric face, a special blue-black pattern tattooed on his forehead, tall and mighty, and a string of Buddha beads around his neck.
I thought that I was just scolded in the morning for having eyes on my buttocks, and you scolded me for having no eyes on my buttocks, and at that moment my anger rushed to my throat and eyes, and I said angrily: "Your whole family has eyes on their buttocks!" ”
His face immediately became gloomy, he got off the mountain bike, circled around me with his hands behind his back, and said silently in a vague voice: "The body is okay, but we can spend the Dragon Boat Festival together." ”
I was a little unnatural by him, and said angrily, "Well? Look at what, and then look at your eyes to the ass. ”
"What are you talking about? Tsk, you little poplar has a bad mouth, and your mouth is full of cannons. Speaking of this, he rolled his eyes, grinned and said: "Drunk and lying on the battlefield, don't smile, a few people have come back to fight in ancient times." Yes, the feet of the Son of Heaven are all fate, what is the difficulty of you and I to stop talking and talking. Come, little brother, the conditions are limited, let's follow the rules of the road, how about a fist, whoever loses will know a mistake, and then you and I will go to the sky on each side? ”
Looking at the mountain bike behind him, my eyes rolled silently, and I was thinking about it. The heart said: "I can't open four wheels, but we can't open two wheels!" ”
I pretended to smile and coughed, "Hahaha, the eldest brother is a refreshing person at first glance, and I ...... No, little brother, I like to make friends the most. I smiled and flattered, but I was very aggrieved, the problem was that I didn't know how to do this.
Obviously, this guy eats this set very much, he will talk about the east and the west for a while, and the parents will talk about everything, so I naturally have to laugh with it, if it weren't for the mountain bike, I would think it was an illusion.
I saw that this guy was suspected of brainwashing me, so I quickly grabbed him and said, "Yes, big brother, we hate to see each other late, but I still have urgent matters, so don't be too little of my money, just give your mount to the younger brother, I still have big things to do." Saying that, I stuffed the only eight hundred yuan into his pocket, and the expenses for my living were all paid for by the fat dragon.
"Damn, you're a girl, this is a limited edition imported from the United States, tens of thousands! You know how you can buy a piece of lacquer for that money. As he spoke, he snatched my wallet away, sighed and said, "Alas, you and I are destined, if I lose, I'll let you ride for two days, OK?" Brother, am I interesting enough? ”
I hurriedly said, "It's enough, it's enough, but what are you doing with my wallet, there are some essential documents in it, such as ID cards......"
"Gotta get it." He interrupted me impatiently and said, "What do you have to worry about in the eldest brother, it's like a fruit food (fruit food is a black word on the road, almost the meaning of the little daughter-in-law. Grind! Come on, punch the fist! ”
He stretched out a finger and shouted, "Five Chiefs! ”
My thumb brother also subconsciously stretched out, "Hello brothers." I stared at my hand in surprise.
He covered his forehead with his big hand, narrowed his eyes into thin lines, and said, "You...... How can it be so fast. ”
Still...... He said it as if he had known me before.
He rummaged through my wallet with a dark face, pouted and said, "You can buy a tire if you are a pawn, yes, I admit defeat, where do you go, I will carry you." After saying that, he stuffed the 800 dollars into his wallet and threw it to me.
When I heard this, I was very moved, and I said don't look at him like a bear, in fact, there is a white swan living in people's hearts. As soon as I thought of this, I found a problem, uncle's car did not have a seat for carrying people.
Seeing my doubts, he yelled at me, a little dangerous, but it was better than sitting on the big beam.
I was so unkind that I grabbed his shoulders and was about to go up, but I was torn off all of a sudden.
Said angrily: "Your mother, I'll let you sit here." With that, he pointed to the girder of the car.
I spit out softly, spread my hands, and said, "Do you want my ass to be cocooned, what about the eyes on my ass?" ”
He waved his hand, "Go, go, you have two paths, one way to ride the consequences of my neck, like this." He could see that he was becoming more and more cautious of me, and walked over to the stone that had mixed me before, and then stepped on it with a clatter, and although his trousers were fat, he could still see the strong curves.
In the blink of an eye, the stone that hurt me has turned into powder.
I was surprised, knowing that this guy had a bit of kung fu, and I was a little unhappy, so I pouted and said, "What about the second one." ”
He rolled his eyes and said, "Then I need to say." Pointing to the girder of the car, he said proudly: "I sat on my brother's girder, I guarantee that you will become the pillar of the motherland in the future, let me tell you how many people have sat on the girder of my car, do you know?" There's also a love affair among them. ”
I was a little upset and said, "What? Could it be that Guanyin Bodhisattva's harazi has fallen on your head? It's also about love. ”
"Aang, that's." After speaking, he glared at me charmingly, and then a little desolate, "That was last month, the mountains and rivers in the suburbs are in spring, very beautiful, I just took the osmanthus to see the flowers, although it was far away, but I was not afraid of being tired, but then we broke up through the form of an idol drama." ”
The heart said: "Who girl can be beaten by you, the great beam who has achieved the pillars of talent." ”
I feel more and more that this bridge is very nonsense, I don't know him, how can he be patient to tell me so much, the lines on his forehead are not ordinary tattoos at a glance, and he speaks a black dialect, which is too similar to the fat dragon, is it a dumping of local goods (the meaning of tomb robbery), I don't know if it is the southern or northern faction, I can't tell where his accent is, he still has to speak, I stretched out my palm to interrupt him, and said: "Yes, I'll just sit on your beam, and the Longye antique shop in the center of the city is where I'm going, thank you." ”
I said this very sincerely, and now according to the person who came to me, my dead grandmother is my wife, which makes me feel unbelievable, and also doubts the blank memory of the past, since the fat dragon knows me, and these tomb robbers also know me, then I must also do this, so, I want to retrieve my memory and figure out who I really are.
Seeing that my mood changed drastically, he also became serious, and the expression on his face was a little indifferent.
"Get in the car."
I made up my mind, maybe he was the one with the three arms. His leg skills are indeed extraordinary, the sports car was thrown off by him, and he dared to run a red light, and when he encountered more than a dozen black Chevrolets on the way, he was shocked and quickly avoided it.
I thought to myself, "Is there anyone else looking for me?" ”
When I arrived, the four words of Feilong antique shone brightly, and I re-typed the watch, and it took less than forty minutes. Feilong's antique shop is open in the downtown area, I haven't been here a few times, I remember how it takes more than an hour to take a taxi.
At the door of the shop, I saw a familiar figure, the woman who delivered me a letter in the morning, leaning against the carved dragon door, and actually laughing.
Thinking about the two big men's chests against their backs, it was really indecent, and I immediately got out of the car in embarrassment, and I guess I will never forget this moment for the rest of my life.
I strode towards the store, ignoring the woman.
Feilong is old, more than eighty, about the same age as his grandmother. When I woke up two years ago, there were two old people in front of me, I thought they were an old couple, but I didn't expect them to be brother and sister, my grandmother said that I had a serious head injury, and their brother and sister had no heirs under their knees, so they recognized me as their own grandson.
I don't know my age, and Fat Dragon says I'm twenty.
There is an inner hall in the fat dragon shop, the old pattern full of Beijing flavor, I saw the fat dragon tied to the old chair as soon as I entered, fortunately there was no color, otherwise my grandmother would blame me. He saw that I couldn't say a word, just stared into my eyes. There were four other people in the inner hall, two old men in about sixtieth armor looked at me in amazement, a man with a scar on his face, carrying a cello-style box on his back, and a young man with triangular eyes, lean and lean, like a monkey.
After a long time, Feilong looked at the old man sitting on the sofa and said, "Zhang Sanye, you don't know that he has amnesia, even if he goes, he can't help you, so don't be embarrassed for him." ”
The lean man on the side immediately took out his pistol, bared his teeth and said viciously: "Shut up, we're not bargaining with you, you think we're doing business?" ”
The old man on the sofa looked at the fat dragon and replied: "Don't worry, the Ghost Ninth Master has a way to recover his memory, we will protect his safety, and we still have to rely on him to find ......" Speaking of this, he paused and smiled, "So junior brother, you can put a hundred hearts, hahaha." ”
Little third brother? He is not fat, why do you say that, my memory, the age of the people I am familiar with now, is a complete mess, and I have an urge to kill. I know that the old immortal in front of me is the one who took my grandmother's ashes.
A voice sounded behind me, it was the man who came by mountain bike, "Third master, I'm late." ”
Zhang Sanjian waved his hand and said, "Don't get in the way, just let the people come, it's good that there is no delay in the plan to rob the tomb." Ghost Jiuye's buddies have already led people to guard the Tanglin Tomb, so we'd better set off today. ”
The fat dragon's eyebrows flew up, his eyes were on fire, and he glared angrily at Zhang Sanji, "You ......"
The monkey pointed a gun at the fat dragon and said, "Speak again, I will let your head bloom ten thousand peach blossoms!" ”
I was a little trembling with anger, my brain flashed white, I couldn't control the anger, and I kicked it over, and the monkey-like guy was kicked and bent over. I said loudly:
"Who's tomb to rob!"
Zhang Sanjian looked at me with burning arms and said, "Guo Fu, you still haven't changed. ”
This is the second time that the name Guo Fu has been mentioned, and it is the same as the name of the protagonist on the broken book!
Then he looked at me appreciatively and smacked his lips, "A bit of a shadow of the past." "Brushed his mustache and lifted his chin," told him. ”
At this time, the old man, who had been sitting on the bench smoking a cigarette and wearing reading glasses, said to the old man, who was slightly younger than his three arms: "Who is the fastest in the world?" He turned his head and looked at me meaningfully.
A thunderbolt struck my mind.
Cao Cao!
As soon as I thought of this, I was hit the back of the neck, and a blur of a picture disappeared in front of my eyes, the woman who gave me the black box looked at me with the black box in her arms and giggled, and the fat dragon shop door behind her, the carved dragon came to life.