Chapter 14: Five Slaps
All the way back to the village, everyone in the village saw Zhang Xiaotian, who was carrying a large basket of peanuts, and praised him for being so diligent, but when they saw Ye Xiaoyan and San'er behind him, a big face became stiff, and even made sarcastic remarks. For example, this pillar mother-in-law Feng who also calls her uncle.
Feng is about forty years old, and his figure is already old and bloated, and this bloated is to say that he is fat, and this fat is also fat to the extreme......
Ye Xiaoyan remembered that he was 158 tall and weighed 108 in his previous life, which was already a piece of fat paper in modern times, but after seeing the person in front of him who was 158 tall and weighed 180, he suddenly felt that he was too slim in his previous life......
The facial features on the face are so squeezed by fat that they can't be seen...... Only a pair of squinting eyes remained...... Squinting again...... Miss Ye is very annoying! She has always felt that people with squinting eyes are selfish and hateful!
"Yo, isn't this Uncle Liu's family?" Feng's waist twisted, and his tone was very unkind, "Xiaotian, why are you with these two mourners?!" ”
Zhang Xiaotian was carrying a large basket of peanuts on his back, and he was already tired, but this Feng Shi was going to pull him to speak, and a disgust rose in his heart, but he heard her say that Ye Xiaoyan and San'er were 'mourning goods', and an evil fire didn't know where it came from, and his delicate face was cold, and he was stunned to say two cold words under the heat of this hot day.
"Let it go!"
With a thick skin like Feng's, he turned a blind eye to all Zhang Xiaotian's impatient expressions, and greeted himself, "Look at you are tired and sweaty, come, put down the back basket and rest...... Let my osmanthus pour you a cup of herbal tea to quench your thirst......", after that, he shouted into the courtyard, "Osmanthus, pour a cup of tea for your brother Tian and Brother Xiaoxuan......"
Feng's voice fell, and he could hear a crisp response in the room!
"Poof...... "Brother Tian?!" Ye Xiaoyan only felt that she had been poked with laughter, why was she so happy when she heard the word 'Brother Tian'?!
Zhang Xiaotian's face was not good, and when he heard Ye Xiaoyan smile, his face suddenly turned from red to white, from white to blue, from green to green, and finally wanted to have a seizure, so he heard Ye Xiaoyan say, "I'm still dizzy, and it's difficult for people to resist, so let's take a break!" ”
When Zhang Xiaotian turned around, he saw Ye Xiaoyan smiling at him, and after he was sure that there was no sarcasm in her smile, he said, "Let's take a break!" Anyway, we're on the road! ”
After that, he slowly squatted down and put down the back basket, and as soon as the burden on his back was loosened, he suddenly felt refreshed and pleasant.
Ye Xiaoyan was not happy to look at Feng, but he also saw that Zhang Xiaotian was sweating and was so stubborn, so he found this excuse to let him breathe.
Seeing that Zhang Xiaotian put down the basket, Feng diligently took out two small wooden benches from the courtyard and gave one to Zhang Xiaotian's brothers.
San'er doesn't mind, he has been isolated by the villagers since he was a child, saying that his father is a wife, and he will definitely be a mourning star, and he has been carrying the name of the mourning star for a long time, and he will slowly get used to it! At the moment, he just took Ye Xiaoyan's hand and pointed to a big stone a few meters away to the south, "Little lady, there is a stone there, let's go over and rest!" ”
"Hmmm! Good! Ye Xiaoyan smiled, held San'er's hand, and was about to go over, when he heard Feng Shidao, "Hey, who allowed you to sit?" That's our stuff, don't get bad luck on me! ”
San'er was stunned, neither did he step nor did he receive it! Ye Xiaoyan didn't pay attention to this when he saw this, and said to San'er, "What some people say is as good as a fart, just forget about it, don't worry too much!" ”
The voice was not loud or small, but it made several people present hear it word for word, Liu Guihua, who was serving the tea, listened, handed the teacup to Feng, pointed at Ye Xiaoyan's nose and scolded, "Ye Hua'er, what kind of thing are you, you dare to scold my mother for talking as a fart!" What kind of thing do you think you are? It's not just a dead star, Kefu's life! ”
Yo? She's also dead! Ye Xiaoyan couldn't help but laugh, "When did I scold your mother for talking like a fart?" I seem to be just talking about certain people! Girl, what can I do if you want to sit down?! ”
"You are a ............" Liu Guihua wanted to scold you for being a slut, but seeing the presence of Zhang Xiaotian and the two brothers, in order to maintain her image, she had to swallow her words and glanced at Feng on the side!
Feng Shi understood, handed the tea to Liu Guihua again, and scolded with his waist crossed, "You little slut, a mourning star, a fox charmer, you dare to scold the old lady, you don't have any weight on yourself, a black-hearted slut ......"
Scold, scold, scold! You can scold as much as you want, Ye Xiaoyan shrugged his shoulders and said it didn't matter, and Zhang Xiaotian on the side listened to it angrily, "Shut up!" ”
Feng Shi was startled, and then looked at Zhang Xiaotian's face as black as the bottom of a pot, the anger was extinguished at once, and he said with a smile, "Xiaotian, come, let's take a sip of tea first to relieve my mouth, I'll tell you, don't get too close to these two people, look at Ye Hua'er's fox charm, you know how to miss a man at the age of ten, so you can pay it back when you grow up?" This kind of person should be sold by her milk and sent to the Goolan Yard! It's really cheap for her to sell to Liu's family. ”
"And this Liu San must not be a good one, didn't his father kill his third wife, his family is a bunch of mourning goods, and those who are close to him must be unlucky, you are looking at Liu San's bewitching appearance, and she is not a good ............ like her mother."
"Shut up your mother!" Ye Xiaoyan was angry, saying that she could do anything, but she couldn't say San'er, took a sharp breath and walked to Feng Shi in three steps and two steps, and pulled her chest and clothes, Feng's weight was not light, and Ye Xiaoyan pulled it like this, and fell to the ground.
And Ye Xiaoyan's body was very flexible, and she sat on her chest the moment she was finished, pulling her shirt with her left hand, and her big eyes widened a little.
"You think you're a good thing? Lao Tzu ignores you, do you think you can be presumptuous?! Are you when you're a good thing? I'm telling you, you're not a thing! ”
"Look at your appearance, big cake face, bucket waist, elephant legs, how many stools have you broken down? How many beds have you slept in? Did you crush your man into a flat patty or a square patty? Scold...... Just like you, from top to bottom, the two words obscene are explained vividly! ”
"As the saying goes, the son is not the fault of the father, look at your family like this, how did your father educate you? Do you know three from four virtues? Will you have a female tamer? If Lao Tzu were your mother, I would make sure that you only left a breath and begged for death, and you couldn't beg for death! ”
Ye Xiaoyan's sudden situation, everyone was already stunned in place, and they didn't know how to react......
'pia', Feng Shi has left a slap mark on his face, "This slap is for your father, the adopted daughter doesn't teach your father's mistakes, according to the generation, Lao Tzu is also your aunt!" It's not big for your dad to educate you! ”
'pia', another slap, "This is Lao Tzu for my Lao Liu!" He is also your elder, and he has helped your family with a lot of work before. Now that the man is dead, the bones are not cold, and you dare to scold him on the road? Lao Tzu slapped you in the face to make you understand what it means to be disrespectful! What is it called to know the gratitude! ”
'pia', another slap, "This is Lao Tzu for San'er, let you bully him because of your age!" When you're old and he's young, I don't know how to kill you when the time comes! ”
'pia', the fourth slap, "This is what Lao Tzu taught you, the third son and her mother are also your third aunt, how is the family beautiful?" Are you jealous, envious, and hateful? You have the ability to cut off this body of oily meat! The way of a woman is jealousy! I said this slap is for the third son and her mother! ”
'Pia', the fifth slap. "This is Lao Tzu for himself, let Lao Tzu educate you with a headache, this is your unfilial piety as a junior!"
After these five slaps, Ye Xiaoyan let go of Feng's clothes, stood up, and sneered, "Angry?" Angry? Do you feel humiliated and want revenge? If you are bright and dark, you can let the horse come over, Lao Tzu will put down his words today, and I will not be surnamed Ye if you don't regret it! ”
The thin figure, the childish face, the cold words, even under the scorching sun, those eyes were still cold enough to freeze anything, Feng forgot the pain on his face for a while, and shivered a few times in his heart.
"Ye Hua'er, you slut, you dare to beat my mother, did you eat the courage of the ambitious leopard or did you fall into the evil!" Liu Guihua was the first to come to her senses and scolded Ye Xiaoyan.
Ye Xiaoyan smiled coldly, glanced at Feng, and said, "As long as you continue to maintain your current appearance, your family can save a lot of money during the New Year!" ”
After that, he ignored Liu Guihua and smiled at Zhang Xiaotian, "People don't want to see me, it seems that I can't rest, if you want to rest, then let's go ahead first!" ”
"Who's going to rest? I'm not tired! Zhang Xiaotian snorted, then picked up the peanuts on the ground and walked towards the entrance of the village with Zhang Xiaoxuan, thinking of Ye Xiaoyan's murderous appearance, Zhang Xiaotian couldn't help but shudder in his heart. This woman is so fierce!
San'er is the same, he has never seen Ye Xiaoyan make such a big fire, and he wanted to say something at the moment, but he heard Ye Xiaoyan say again, "Alas, it seems that this hot day is not suitable for fire!" Look, I'm sweating a lot! ”
San'er's handsome face was red, and he didn't speak, but took Ye Xiaoyan's hand and walked home. The two of Liu Guihua and Feng were left messy under the scorching sun.
What kind of evil is Ye Hua'er? Didn't you still lose your energy and don't smile some time ago?