My grandfather Guo Dingtian's words, the villagers all quieted down, the big guy had a look of ignorance on his face, the village elder took a step forward, grabbed my grandfather's wrist, and said like a rat in shock: "Guo Daxian'er, this is ...... What is this 'two-headed black'? It looks like an evil thing, and now our village must not suffer! ”

My grandfather saw that the villagers were also a little uneasy, so he patted the village chief's hand comfortingly and persuaded: "Old village chief, don't worry, don't worry, this is not still me, you are right, these two black heads are indeed an extremely tricky evil thing, but we also have a way to cure it." ”

At this time, Aunt Shi, who was lazy in the crowd, clapped her hands tremblingly, and said to my grandfather: "Oops! There's a way! My wife is still worried about the quacks of the pigs in my pen! Guo Daxian'er, you can always know everything! You know how many beards the Jade Emperor has, you can say it quickly, what can you do? Say it so that everyone can feel at ease! ”

Er Laizi wiped his green nose and said in a gong-like voice: "Yes! Uncle Guo, you have to talk about it, I must avenge this blood sea of blood for my family's black eggs! ”

My grandfather said yes a few times and said, "Oops! Don't worry! I know everyone's mood, and the old man knows it! But farming and riding a horse also score steps, the heart is too anxious to hot tofu will burn your little mouth, let me first talk about the origin of this evil thing, you cashew hairy children think you are very capable, that thing is very godly, not everyone can descend! ”

The old village chief wiped the sweat from his forehead and said in horror: "Oops! What? Such wickedness! Da Xian'er, you say it, you say it, we must listen to it! ”

My grandfather nodded, and he talked about the origin of the two blacks.

He said, "Wow! Listen well, babies! These two black heads are amazing, the legend is still at the level of a divine beast, and the weasel Huang Daxian is nothing in front of it! In fact, I haven't seen the old man, they are all taken down from old books, and there are three legends on these two heads, each of which is very evil! The first legend is that these two black dogs descended to earth, bit Lu Dongbin's thigh, and were degraded by the Jade Emperor to endure hardships, but I think this is all nonsense! But the book says that it is necessary for me to popularize it with everyone, in case it is really a roaring dog, then we have to admit it, so as not to kill the roaring dog, Erlang God will shoot us to death with the eye of heaven! ”

"This second one is not a legend! This is a detailed record! It was recorded in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas", this "Classic of Mountains and Seas" everyone knows, that time I went to the market to do goods, and I listened to the baby humming in the private school over there! But wow, most people in the world don't know that there is actually a lower part of this "Classic of Mountains and Seas"! This "Classic of Mountains and Seas" is divided into 36 categories of treasures in the upper part, and 72 categories of strange beasts in the lower part, and now people only know the upper part but do not know the lower part, which is all blamed on the violent Qin Shi Huang at that time, and the book burning pit Confucianism Hi! Destroy most of the lower beasts! There are only a few books left! ”

"The representative of the seventh category of the Lingtong class of the lower part of the "Classic of Mountains and Seas" is the six-eared macaque, and the eighth category behind is the Lingxian class, and the representative of the Lingxian class is these two Wuthi! According to records, these two black 'shaped like a black dog, moving like a rabbit, the wind can fly, quiet if it can hide', what does this mean, I will explain to everyone, that is, wow, these two black heads are like a black dog, if it can run like a rabbit, if it meets the wind it can fly, when sleeping can be invisible, no one can find them. ”

At this time, Er Laizi stomped his feet angrily and scolded: "Hey! Poor black eggs! I can't catch it with such an evil spirit! I'm so angry! ”

When my grandfather saw Er Laizi interrupting him, he blew his beard and glared at him and scolded: "You bear baby, you will take away which one you like in my donkey pen, now we are not discussing the loss of your donkey!" Compared to this, the lives of our whole village, young and old, are more important. ”

Er Laizi's mother went up and slapped Er Laizi and scolded: "What are you doing, baby!" You donkey eats a lot of thio! Silent Bird (Quiet. Listen to your Uncle Guo! ”

The villagers hurriedly dissuaded Erlaizi and his mother, saying that the child is not sensible, so just talk about it.

My grandfather coughed and continued: "Okay, okay, let's go on, look, it was still hot and spicy just now, and now it's still cloudy, it seems that our village is indeed stained with some demonic spirit." I went on to say Ang, these two black heads actually have two heads, it only has one head, its tail is cocked, and there is a big black snail parasitic on the end of the tail, this black snail is more evil, the two black tails are flicked, the black snail can directly penetrate the stomach, and eat all your internal organs! ”

Speaking of this, the villagers left the dead donkey four or five steps back, and said that the clothes at home had not been confiscated, or that the rice was afraid of the rain, so they fled in fear.

Well, before my grandfather could say the third legend, the villagers were scared away. Although the Qing Dynasty has fallen, after all, feudal superstition has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the common people, and they are afraid that it is also a malaise left over from the imperial rule of feudal society.

The village elder sighed several times, quietly used his black and thin old hand to pull out two pieces of loose silver from the red cloth belt on the waistband of his trousers, stepped forward and stuffed them into the hands of Erlaizi and his mother, and said comfortingly: "Erlai and his mother, mourning, don't worry about your future life, we will not care!" Right and rest assured! And wow, this donkey thing, Guo Daxian also said, I want to give your family a head, what are you worried about, and this donkey meat, Erlaizi doll, you cut it and distribute it to the villagers, and there will be more places to point to people in the future. ”

My grandfather immediately intervened to stop him, saying, "Alas! The old village chief wow, I see that this donkey meat is very evil, I can't eat it, if the black snail lays eggs in the donkey meat, the villagers must not all suffer, this is not the same as eating poison Hey, so that you can't make it, don't be afraid of 10,000, just in case, be careful to sail the boat for 10,000 years. ”

The old village chief patted his thigh, praised my grandfather very much, and boasted: "Okay, Liu Xuande has a clever plan, Zhuge Liang, and I have the omnipotent Guo Daxian'er!" So what do you think this donkey should do? ”

My grandfather stroked his snow-white beard, sighed, and said, "Alas! Then let's give Black Dan a cremation, the babies close their eyes, and I steal a fire from the Lord of the Stove. ”

On weekdays, my grandfather has excellent medical skills, knows astronomy and geography, and has done a lot of good things for the villagers, all of whom call him Guo Daxian'er, it can be seen that he is about to hold his old man to the position of God.

The old village chief, Er Laizi and his mother, and I all covered my eyes, and I kept a careful eye and flashed my fingers through a gap. The sky gradually darkened, a cold wind blew, and I saw my grandfather pierce the tip of his left finger with a silver needle, and drip a drop of blood onto the corpse of a dead donkey, and then pierce the tip of his right finger, and drip blood onto the previous drop of blood, I only saw two drops of blood touching together, and immediately burst into a red, yellow and blue flame, the fire came so fiercely that in an instant the dead donkey's corpse ignited a raging fire, and we felt the heat wave, and we all took several steps back.

My grandfather hid his hand in his sleeve, told us to open our eyes, and told Er Laizi to sprinkle the ashes at the gate for a while, and when the two heads came again, they would be afraid of three points and dare not harm his family again.

It was about to rain, and the old village chief went home happily. I'm also happy because of the gaba (drought. It's the whole summer, and the rain won't be too much of a loss to the villagers, so as not to let everyone run those miles at every turn, risking their lives to pound salt and tea goods.

When I got home, it was already crackling and raining heavily, I pestered my grandfather to tell the third legend of the two-headed black, my father and mother finished working in the field, went home and made a fragrant meal, we round the table, and were about to put down the chopsticks, suddenly the door was slammed and violently knocked up, we were stunned, my grandfather said: "This rainy day folks are not at home to hide from the rain, is there something going on!" ”

Suddenly, I heard a man's voice outside the door, "The golden snake doesn't go long!" Tiger Mountain green sand seals white bones! Yin and Yang gossip is in place! The sky is full of stars, and the dragon's lair is fixed! Is it a witch burial Guo family? I'm touching the king of the golden school! There is cold rain outside, ask for a coal, can we talk about it in detail? ”

My grandfather was actually a little arrogant, but somehow, after listening to what the man outside, the chopsticks in his hand fell to the ground in fright, and I quickly supported him and asked, "Grandpa, what's the matter, what's the matter?" ”

My father Guo Jinxuan also couldn't sit still, looking very cramped, and said to me: "Don't get in the way, the thousand-year-old pursuit order has passed, I went to open the door, and it was someone from the Jinfang faction who came!" ”

My grandfather took my hand away and said, "Baby, grandpa is not in the way, if you play with your life for a while, pull your mother to ride a horse and run to Fengtian to find your second grandfather Guo Kaishan, there is no mistake!" ”

As soon as I heard this, I was really startled, and my heart said that it was difficult to have some enemy, I immediately ran into the kitchen and took out a rolling pin, at this time the door was opened by my father, and suddenly fell into a white fat man covered in blood from outside, and planted on the ground, only to see that he had a spotted snake rope on his shoulders, and a three-claw hook hanging from his waist, a cowhide treasure bag, and a black package wrapped in a black cloth, which looked like a human head, the fat man looked up and was just about to speak, and I went up without doing two stops. gave him a real stick.

When the fat man fainted, I asked the old man what to do with him. My grandpa says:

"Baby, you and your father tied him up, this kid is a tomb robber!"