Chapter 135: Don't worry, I'll rehabilitate you
The people of the Beacon Country, especially the residents of the Big Apple, who have been poisoned by the media and Hollywood, have long cultivated a big heart.
Not to mention that the news of the alien invasion only appears in the mouths of experts and promotional materials, even if an alien does appear in front of them, they will take the initiative to say hello:
"Hey, where did you buy this outfit? That's cool! By the way, it doesn't seem like it's Halloween today, are you going to a drag party? Can you bring me one? ”
Yu Yan and Fury looked at each other, and finally Tony said proudly: "Look, it's useless for you to do this, in the end, you still want me to come out, with my fame and status, they must believe it." ”
So, he dressed up and said in front of dozens of media that there was an alien race called the Zetarians who were preparing to invade the earth, and the place of arrival was likely to be the Big Apple, and the citizens were invited to participate in the drill and be ready to evacuate at any time.
Not only that, but he also reminded residents of other places to be more careful, and did not rule out the possibility of aliens coming to other places.
Then, with anticipation on his face, he waited for the reaction of the people.
"Fake, it turned out to be Tony Stark's ghost, these capitalists can really do anything for money, so much so that I thought it was real, and ran to buy a gun, you know, this is the money I was going to buy a formal suit! Could it be that next week's interview, I'm going to wear beach pants and get a gun? ”
"You're okay, my family is miserable! My dad also believed the rumors, and said that the subway entrance was too far away from my house, and it was too risky to rush over, so he had to dig a doomsday fortress in his yard, and as a result, all the flowers that my mother had worked so hard to plant were destroyed, and my mother was arguing with him, saying that he wanted a divorce! ”
"If you want to blame Tony Stark, not only the newspapers and TV are bought, but even the municipal departments stand up for him, and send a notice that they will organize a battlefield escape drill the day after tomorrow, this is a blatant use of taxpayers' money to subsidize the rich, did you go to protest together?"
At Tony's house, Yu Yan listened to Jarvis's broadcast and listened to the comments of netizens, and even Fury had a twitch on his face as if he wanted to laugh but forcibly held back.
Tony yelled angrily, "Jarvis, don't read it!" ”
Yu Yan laughed for a while, and finally restrained his smile under Tony's eyes that wanted to kill: "What now?" ”
Fury said weakly: "I can only hope that Loki will not choose to start a war in the Big Apple." ”
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A safe house secretly set up by Hawkeye Barton.
Loki looked at the news on TV with a gloomy face: "Damn, the Midgards really know about my plan!" ”
Before, he always thought that "Thor" was a script arranged by Odin, and he was destined to be just an outcast used to stimulate Thor's growth, so that he was furious and wanted Odin to choose between Thor and Jotunheim.
Although he failed in the end, he didn't feel that there was anything wrong, thinking that the only mistake he made was to underestimate Odin's remaining divine power.
It wasn't until not long ago that a big guy told him about the Time Gem, and he knew that the seemingly barren mortal kingdom actually had such an artifact, and the "Thor" he saw should have come from this artifact, otherwise even Odin, the king of the gods, would not be able to intercept the fragment of the future.
Fortunately, the holder of the Time Stone is a fool who wants money to die, and he will make the future public for a little scrap of paper, otherwise those Midgards know about the future, but he knows nothing, wouldn't he be targeted to death?
Just like now, the other party can see the future and will definitely set a trap for him, so he must stand still and wait until he sees the movie before deciding how to act.
With the short-sightedness and greed of these people, it should be that the future will be made into a movie and then released publicly, right?
After all, judging from his contact, this is a country where money worship is prevalent, and even the so-called superheroes are trying to make money, either by opening a company to make movies, or selling toy figures, or authorizing their images to others to use.
Thinking about it like this, Loki was in a much better mood: "What if you have a time gem, in the end, it's not stupid enough to expose yourself, wait for me to get it...... Hum! ”
Especially when he saw a certain man named Tony Stark, who swore in the media that there would be an alien invasion, and even said "Zetari", but no one believed him, and he was so scared that he didn't dare to show his face, he was happy to print out this information and paste it on the wall.
"Tony Stark, don't worry, I'll rehabilitate you!"
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Actually, Tony still has supporters.
At a school in the Big Apple, one of his young fans asked his table mates with great interest: "Lez, will you go to the drill the day after tomorrow?" ”
"What drill? Alien? ”
"Yes, aliens are about to invade, I'm so excited, so scared!"
"Peter, are you stupid? It's all said on the Internet, it's hype, it's not true. My dad told me that aliens come here on summer vacation, and it's not summer vacation yet! ”
Peter didn't believe it: "Impossible! This is what Mr. Stark said, Mr. Stark is the famous Iron Man, and it is impossible to deceive people! ”
Liz: "Adults like to deceive people the most, and my dad told me that the more famous people are, the more they like to deceive people, such as ...... For example, my dad likes to deceive people more than my mom, the principal likes to deceive people more than the dean of teaching, the dean of education likes to deceive people more than our teachers, and I like to deceive people more than you! ”
Peter: "......"
He doesn't seem to be as good as Liz likes to deceive people, and he is not as famous as Leeds, because Leeds likes to deceive people, the whole school knows him, and he is nicknamed "Liz who deceives".
However, Iron Man is Little Peter's idol, and he has to swear to protect the reputation of his idol, and he can't let Iron Man be as famous as Liz but no one takes it seriously, although what Mr. Stark says now is not taken seriously.
"Although Mr. Stark is famous, he never deceives people, last time he said that he was Iron Man, you didn't believe it, but then everyone knew that he was Iron Man!"
Liz: "......"
The example given by the same table was so tricky that he was powerless to refute it.
Peter pulled back a city and said proudly: "It is said that if you participate in the drill the day after tomorrow, you can get a free coupon of 100 yuan minus 10 meters, which can be used to buy the figures of Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, and One-Eyed Man." ”
Liz was a little moved, but he was ashamed to say: "The figure is something that only poor people can play, if I want to play, I can play the Mark SE armor jointly produced by Kama Taj and Stark Industries!" ”
Peter's eyes lit up: "Are you talking about the kind of armor that can be worn on the body and can be worn for ten minutes after charging?" ”
Liz nodded: "Yes, it's the kind of armor you said!" ”
Peter was a little gloomy: "However, this kind of armor costs tens of thousands of meters, which is too expensive!" ”
"It's just tens of thousands of meters!"
Liz said proudly, "My dad said that money is money for the poor, and it's just a set of numbers for the rich. ”
Peter looked at him adoringly, and secretly said that Liz's father was too good to him, and he took the bus to work every day, but he was willing to buy him such an expensive battle armor, what a good father!
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