Chapter Ninety-Three: Changing and Petting Cats (2)

Not only An Xiaoyu was shocked, but even the girls in the classroom were dumbfounded, isn't this the handsome guy who shows affection to his girlfriend downstairs in the girls' dormitory every day? In an instant, all the girls' eyes looked at An Xiaoyu.

An Xiaoyu was a little at a loss, and the boys also began to wonder, why did the girls be so commotionous as soon as they were guided? Is it really that important to be handsome? Although it is also really important...

The administrator walked to the podium, and Ran Ye retreated to the side of the classroom and nodded to the administrator. Seeing that the administrator reached out and pressed the button on the central control from in front of him, Ran Ye was actually a little curious. According to the usual practice, every year the 3000 Academy will transfer four people from the army to serve as class instructors and instructors respectively, but this year there are only three people.

The reply given above is that the guidance of this class will be held by a great cultivator who is hidden in the city, but no one knows the reason, she only knows that this great cultivator is very powerful and very old. At first, I thought it was an old man, but it turned out that he was so young.

The administrator wrote his name in the center of the large light screen behind the central controller, and then looked up and said: "Hello everyone, my name is Ling Yushou, the guide of your class of students." ”

Seeing that all the students below did not respond, the administrator suddenly stepped forward and said as he paced, "It seems that everyone still has a lot of questions about me, so let's make a game." ”

He stopped on the side of the podium, glanced at the girls in the first row of the row next to the classroom, and said with a smile: "The content of the game is like this, this is a part of asking each other, if you have any questions, you can ask me casually, if I don't give you an answer within three seconds, you can ask me to do anything." ”

When the administrator said this, the smile on his face became brighter and brighter: "But every time you ask me a question, I will ask you a question, if no one gives me the correct answer within three seconds, then randomly select a boy, go on stage and do fifty push-ups, if you can't finish it, the remaining times will be made up by a random girl with a whip." ”

After the administrator finished talking about the rules of the game, the faces of Ran Ye and all the students began to become strange, An Xiaoyu covered her forehead and didn't dare to look up, she didn't know how to admit that her teacher was such an unobtrusive and obscene man.

At this time, one of the students whispered, "It's not fair. ”

The administrator patiently seduced them: "It's fair, you see, you thirty of you have one for me, and I just want you to do push-ups, but if you win, you can let me do anything, isn't that fair?" ”

The students thought about it and it seemed to be fair, but why did it always feel like something was wrong?

"Alright, the game starts now, is there anything you want to ask?" The administrator didn't wait for them to figure it out, and immediately forced the game to start.

The students looked at each other, but when facing a person, they were always bolder on the opposite sex, and a girl asked, "Spiritual guide, how old are you this year?" ”

Based on the conventional idea that the game always has to be adapted with simple content at the beginning, the students want to use the usual questions to test it, but they never expect that this kind of problem, which is quite simple for ordinary people, can be really lethal to administrators.

How long did the administrator live? He once told An Xiaoyu that after living to 10,000 years old, he was too lazy to count, so he didn't know how long he had lived, and he could only vaguely remember that it was more than 30,000 years, as for how much this surplus was...

God knows?

The administrator stretched out his hands: "Say what you ask." ”

"Huh?" The girl who asked looked confused, why couldn't she answer such a simple question? Is it really here to send warmth? After thinking about it, she felt that since the problem was so simple, she couldn't make any excessive requests, so she blushed slightly and said, "I... I am hungry. ”

"Okay, grant your wishes." The administrator reached out and took out a square white silk scarf from his arms, walked briskly to the girl's desk, shook his hand, and covered the silk scarf on the table. The girl watched the administrator's movements curiously, not knowing what he was going to do.

But the next moment, everyone was stunned, and the administrator's hand was raised, and the silk scarf was slammed away, and the girl was pleasantly surprised to find a steaming bowl of pork chop rice on the table. The enticing aroma instantly spread throughout the classroom, and the students exclaimed.

Although Ran Ye had been prepared for a long time, he couldn't imagine that the cultivator would have such a method, and his mouth was slightly open, a little incredulous.

An Xiaoyu is already extremely immune to the administrator's ability to do this kind of void point, but it is still a little novel to see him acting like magic in front of everyone, after all, the administrator has never used these artistic techniques in front of her.

After finishing the pork chop rice, the administrator shook the silk scarf in his hand, and the white silk scarf instantly turned into a black slender whip, he returned to the podium in two steps, turned his head while the students had not recovered from the aroma of pork chop rice, and immediately said: "The next question, how many years has the mecha been in service since it was officially served?" ”

"Three! Two! One! The administrator methodically counted down the three seconds, and reached out and tapped at a boy who seemed to be strong: "Come on, classmate." ”

Before the boy could react to what was going on, he had just twisted his head back from the girl who was eating pork chop rice, when he saw a finger pointed at his nose on the podium, and finally knew that he should be unlucky.

The boy got up dejectedly, walked over to the podium, and began to do push-ups, one, two, three.

"Four! Five! Slowly, led by the administrator, the whole class began to count him, and even the people behind him had already stood up and watched. The boy suddenly lost his initial weakness and became as if he was doing something honorable.

Ran Ye watched the administrator use two questions and fifty push-ups, and the atmosphere of the whole class was heated up, and suddenly he felt that he was indeed inexperienced, from serving in the army as soon as he graduated, to now coming to the school to teach just after being promoted, and he doesn't know how to communicate with the current students.

The administrator had already picked up the red-faced boy and sent him back to his seat for the next round of the game.

"Spiritual guide, do you have a girlfriend?" Another girl.

"Nope. How many majors are there in 3000 College? ”

"One hundred and fifty-two!" Someone stood up and said, "Did you have a girlfriend before?" ”

An Xiaoyu was still holding her cheeks to watch the administrator's performance, once, the administrator showed that he was very good, An Xiaoyu looked at him a little fascinated, thinking that this was the boy she liked now, and she felt very happy in her heart.

But suddenly someone asked such a question, and she reacted, isn't this a good time to get to know the administrator? There were a lot of things that the administrator didn't want to say before, but now that he asks, even if he doesn't say it, he can still make him make a promise.

Maybe the other students in the room didn't know what the administrator's promise represented, but An Xiaoyu knew it clearly, except for directly interfering with the Heavenly Dao, the administrator was almost omnipotent, wouldn't that...

At this time, the administrator had already begun to answer: "There have been two before, what was the name of the previous principal of the Three Thousand Academy?" ”

"Liu Entropy!" An Xiaoyu immediately answered, and then asked, "What are the names of those two girlfriends?" ”

The male classmate next to him was a little puzzled, the ex is the ex, is it useful to know who it is? But An Xiaoyu stared at the administrator, eager to know the answer. But many female classmates knew that An Xiaoyu had a lot to do with this spiritual guide, and the gossip fire in their hearts began to burn wildly.

The administrator glanced at her and said with a smile: "One is Xu Heru, and the other is Mingyu." Who will carry the mecha nine passes? Three! Two..."

Seeing that the timer was about to end, a boy stood up abruptly and said: "High simulation of mechanical leg walking, low cost and high load-bearing of mechanical legs, new materials for mechanical joints to increase life, mecha waist gimbal to turn around... Turnaround..."

The administrator smiled and saw that he couldn't carry it anymore after racking his brains, and clapped his hands: "Okay, it's better to choose someone than to hit someone, classmate, come on!" ”

The boy sighed and stepped up to the podium, and the classroom began to hear a string of counts again. The instructor of the second class next to him was talking to his students about the future training and spiritual arrangements, but he heard that there seemed to be a game playing in the classroom next to him, and he couldn't help but be secretly annoyed.

He only knew that there was a person who took a place to come to the Three Thousand Academy as a guide through a relationship, and it was his friend for many years who was supposed to come with him, and the qualification was taken away so inexplicably, and now the person who took the place is still playing games with students?

With a cold snort, he continued his lesson, looked at the sleepy students below, raised his hand and patted the table: "Listen well!" What kind of desertion? ”

The students in the second class all saw that this guidance seemed to be unhappy, and they were a little envious of the group of people in the first class, but they didn't dare to mention it if they had opinions in their hearts, so they could only listen to the boring narration on the podium, and try their best to write it down, and strive not to go wrong again in the future.

*Ah, it's going to be miserable!

The administrator interacted with the students a few times, and An Xiaoyu was not too familiar with the knowledge about mecha asked by the administrator, and he never seized the opportunity to ask him any questions after that, but there were some other girls who asked him what he usually liked to do, what kind of girls he liked and so on.

The answer given by the administrator is that I usually like to play with cats, and I like girls like cats.

"Spiritual guide, where is your hometown?"

"My hometown was called the Heavenly Spirit Domain a long time ago, but now it's gone. What is the Zero Rule of Mech Operations? ”

Article zero? Is there such a law? The civilian students didn't know why, and Leng Yan, who was born in a mecha family, immediately spoke: "Mecha operation Article zero: the human body is the first sequence of machines. Spiritual guidance, what is the relationship between you and An Xiaoyu? ”

Now everyone is interested, the girl wanted to ask this question for a long time, but she was afraid that An Xiaoyu would be angry, and the boy suddenly heard that the new teacher had a relationship with the student, and he was very curious, and everyone looked at the administrator.

The administrator smiled and said, "An Xiaoyu is my closed disciple. ”

Closed disciples... This explanation is barely acceptable, and although they still don't know how old the administrator is, looking at his young appearance, it occasionally reveals that he has lived for many years. So it's normal to have an apprentice.

Many people looked at An Xiaoyu with envy, but An Xiaoyu was already stunned, and her eyes were a little confused.

Panda...... Is it a cat? She thought