"Oops, old man! Jixing Xiaodao has just come, and I ask you to let them go to prison! ”

"Huh? Have you been sneaking out while I'm sleeping?! That's right! Have you taken the benefits of the trail and kept it private? ”

“…… Who...... Who reaped the benefits! This god saw that these little babies were eager to save people, and he was moved by compassion! ”

"You've seen these boys before?! Look at it, I'll say you ran out while I was sleeping! ”

Xiaoli and the others were tied to the haystack upright, watching the "Dongyue Emperor" himself changing "chatting" with two voices, and the other voice was the "land lord" who had escaped at the foot of the mountain before.

"Hey! You-" I only heard the Emperor Dongyue shouting to the crowd on the haystack.

"The Great Emperor—we just want to go to hell." Things seem to have taken a turn for the better, Xiaoli explained with a wry smile.

"This god is a god! It's not that bad old man! Emperor Dongyue angrily blew the beard on the side of his mouth.

"Okay, land fairy ......"

"What god is not god...... I am the head of these five mountains, the emperor of Mount Tai! Emperor Dongyue said in a gloomy tone.

This old man will become the "teasing" land lord for a while, and then he will be replaced by the "crazy" Dongyue Emperor, which is really unpredictable, and there are requests from each other, so several people have to stop making noise and wait for each other to ask.

"Land boys, you said they were going to go to Nose Prison?"

"Oh no, old man, yes, yes."

"Let them in, but they won't get out—"

"The god promised to let them in on the path, but he didn't say that he would let them out."

"It's your own business to answer, what does it have to do with me?"

"Bad old man, if you don't care, the god will take advantage of your sleep to stew the bones on your shelf."

"Land Kid! If I saved you a hundred years ago, you will take revenge for your kindness! ”

"Oops, old man! If it weren't for the gods accompanying you, you would have been lonely and crazy, and you should be grateful to the gods. ”

The two voices did not give in to each other, and they quarreled for hours before stopping.

"You-"

Two voices inquired at the same time and said, "To give a review, which of us is justified?" ”

How dare the few people lying down respond, and they can't eat and walk around if they offend either side.

"If you want me to say—"

Everyone was shocked, and the person who spoke was the person who was not afraid of heaven and earth and was not afraid of being open-mouthed, but as soon as the words came out, it was too late to stop him.

"You're both wrong!"

I saw the small eyes of Emperor Dongyue glaring at him.

"It's over...... It's gone...... the rest of the people thought to themselves.

"Girl...... You say we're wrong? Emperor Dongyue asked coldly.

"Yes!" Lan Lan craned her neck and nodded.

"That'...... Tell me, what did we do wrong? ”

"Well, tell me, bad old man, where's the guy who answered last time?"

"It's made into soup, right?"

When everyone heard this, cold sweat broke out behind their backs, and they gave Lan Lan a look one after another, who thought that this girl shook her head and contemplated for a moment and blurted out:

"What you both said is reasonable, and both of you are right, but you accuse each other of saying unreasonable, isn't it wrong?"

"Hmm...... It seems to be ...... Something ...... true"

Emperor Dongyue thought about it carefully, then slowly lowered his head, and after a while, he started snoring, as if he was asleep.

"Hey—"

Seeing this, Lan Lan reluctantly said, "You two said that what I said was right, right? ”

"Uh-huh——?"

Emperor Dongyue opened his sleepy eyes.

"Oops, the old man is finally asleep!"

Emperor Dongyue picked up his crutches and jumped lightly in front of the haystack, and his face was clearly the appearance of the "land prince" encountered in the Dongyue Temple.

"Jixing Xiaodao asked me to let you go to prison." I only heard the land lord stroke his beard and say:

"Even if you wait for acquaintances, you paid some tribute...... and then sighed: "The people now...... I have almost forgotten the existence of this god, and this god has to bless the world...... It's hard to be a god...... It's hard to ......."

Then he sighed one after another.

"Lord Land, have you accepted our red envelope?" Lan Lan asked with a blink of her eyes.

"Red envelopes?! What a red envelope! The land lord emphasized in an accentuated tone: "That's called tribute!" It's a tribute! Tribute! ”

"Good—good—" Lan Lan replied, "Tribute—tribute." ”

Seeing that the land lord was very satisfied and nodded again and again, Lan Lan continued: "Can you send us to Abi Hell quickly?" ”

Who wants the land prince to look embarrassed and said: "You don't know, although I share the same body with the bad old man, only he can open that 'door'." ”

"And how did you get in one body?"

Lan Lan asked again.

"Alas-" I only heard a long sigh from the land lord, looked at the darkness outside the door and said: "At that time, something happened to Taishan......

It turned out that a hundred years ago, Mount Tai had an abnormal state, and the demons and ghosts swimming in it disappeared overnight. Emperor Dongyue investigated deeply and learned that someone had destroyed the eighteen-fold hell gate, and the demon had strayed into the surroundings and was sucked in. The land lord was the first to discover the abnormality, and he was friendly with the Dongyue Emperor on weekdays, so he hurriedly informed him. The two of them came to the entrance of the hell together to seal, everything went well, who wanted to seal successfully At the last moment, the entrance to the hell suddenly emitted a white light, which was hitting the two of them, this strong light was extremely powerful, comparable to the bow of Dayi, after all, the Emperor Dongyue was the body of the ancient gods, but the land was different, and the gods who were beaten collapsed, leaving only the original gods.

The land was supposed to be reincarnated and rebuilt in the heavenly court, who would have thought that the Dongyue Emperor would actually suck it into his own body, and the two shared a divine body, eliminating the road of ascetic cultivation of the land prince, and it was not too late for the original god to recover and recreate the divine body.

"So, don't look at the bad old man as unruly, ugly, and bad-tempered......" The land prince said dozens of shortcomings of the Dongyue Emperor one after another, and then said slowly: "But he is very interested in the life of these five mountains, but he is very ......."

"Although I occasionally kill some people......

Then he added a creepy sentence that everyone listened.

"Is it possible that this entrance is occasionally problematic now?" Yuhime, who was flickering in the bottle, made a noise at this time.

"This ......" The land lord was a little speechless for a while, nodded slowly and said, "Yes-"

"That'...... Was there a young woman who was caught some time ago? Xiaoli asked.

"There are so many souls that have been sent to the eighteenth hell that there is no way to confirm this." The land lord said.

Everyone wanted to ask something, but they saw the head of the land man hanging down again, and after a while, the snoring started again.

"Why are you asleep again?" Lan Lan couldn't help but complain.

"Who...... Who fell asleep!? Emperor Dongyue raised his head suddenly, and said with a "toad eye": "I've always been awake!" Oh yes, girl, there's some truth to what you just said. ”

"The little woman thanked the Emperor—" Lan Lan replied in a coquettish voice.

"The god just said that these little babies are not ordinary, right?"

The land lord squeezed his eyes at everyone and said proudly.

"When did you say anything unusual? That's what I found! ”

"You bad old man, it's obvious that the god said it first!"

Everyone was quiet for a while, and who wanted to blink an eye, and the two voices began to argue again.

"Hahaha-it's useless to talk too much - go ahead-"

Who would have thought that the Dongyue Emperor laughed wildly, and suddenly raised his hand and waved, and everyone felt a strong invasion coming over and hitting the rattan wrapped around his body, and with this force, everyone was knocked out. It fell right into the pool next to the wooden frame.

A cold and piercing feeling immediately came through the crack of the rattan, it turned out that the pool that was slowly bubbling cold was filled with ice water, and everyone wanted to break free, who thought that the rattan was soaked and wound tighter.

Xiaoli tried hard to poke out the water with his mouth and nose, but finally lost his strength and slowly sank, and the cold feeling instantly hit his brain, and his consciousness gradually blurred......

"Is that all......?"