Allure Mountain Road - Li Xiaobai

The cold wind of the night is biting, the moonlight is hazy, and the pale moonlight makes people feel desolate.

Li Xiaobai squatted on the edge of the mountain road, looked at the convoys rushing to the battlefield one after another, and hummed: "Here comes the baby, as the saying goes, the moon doesn't sleep, you don't sleep, you are a bald baby......"

Brother Wang poked Li Xiaobai's clothes with a branch and said, "Brother Bai, can we stop singing, I can't pull it out." ”

Li Xiaobai said with a dark face: "My singing still affects you, convenient?" ”

Yang Jiujiu, who was squatting on the other side, nodded and shouted, "Tiezi, the main thing is that you sing out of tune, and you are shocked." ”

Xiao Hei also shouted loudly: "It's so ugly, I want to report it and ban you!" ”

Li Xiaobai was silent for two seconds and said, "Why are there so many people, who else is there?" ”

Lou Mengjiang: "I'm here!" ”

Jiang Ritian: "+1." ”

Tan Tu: "+2." ”

Wang Kun: "+3"

……

Li Xiaobai found that all the boys were there, and said helplessly: "Big brothers, what are you going to do?" I just want to be quiet and alone, so it's convenient for you to join in the fun! ”

I saw Brother Wang beside me and said, "Brother Bai, there seems to be a bit of a problem with the food tonight, who made it?" ”

Yang Jiujiu nodded and said, "It seems to be a laxative, do you still have paper?" ”

Li Xiaobai handed Yang Jiujiu a branch and said, "Let's take local materials!" ”

Yang Jiujiu: "......"

Groove,

I'm not used to it!

Li Xiaobai lifted his pants, looked at all the boys squatting on both sides of the mountain road, and sighed: "It's a pity that I do something in this kind of scene." ”

Yang Jiujiu felt a little uncomfortable, and hurriedly asked, "Tiezi, what are you going to do?" ”

I saw Li Xiaobai take out his mobile phone, turn on the night mode and start recording to everyone, and said with a narrator: "Hello everyone, I'm Li Xiaobai, next, I want to show you my ability to become a living person!" ”

After speaking, the mobile phone camera pointed at Brother Wang, who looked confused, and said: "This is what I conjured, the first living person, say hello to everyone." ”

Brother Wang said with a confused face: "Hello everyone! ”

Li Xiaobai smiled and said, "Comrade Wang, tell me how you feel at this moment." ”

Brother Wang scratched his head and said, "Except that the legs are numb, they are quite smooth." ”

Li Xiaobai was silent for two seconds and said, "Please the next one, Brother Hammer!" ”

Yang Jiujiu hurriedly blocked his face and said, "Tiezi, don't make trouble, my image." ”

Li Xiaobai nodded and said, "Comrade Yang Jiujiu, tell me how you feel at this moment." ”

Yang Jiujiu covered his face and said, "Which bastard cooks, I want to kill him!" Iron give me some paper! ”

Li Xiaobai was silent for two seconds, then handed Yang Jiujiu a handful of weeds again and said, "Comrade Yang Jiujiu, you have a very grudgeful speech, please invite the next one." ”

I saw Xiao Hei beckoning to Li Xiaobai and shouting: "Brother Bai, interview me, I have something to say!" ”

Li Xiaobai's mobile phone camera pointed at Xiao Hei and said, "Comrade Xiao Hei is invited to speak." ”

Xiao Hei coughed and said slowly: "Hello everyone, I am Xiao Hei, a single golden nobleman. My gender is male, I love women, and the biggest characteristic is that I am considerate, that is, thoughtful can reach the depths of your soul. The criteria for choosing a mate are: the doctor told me that I had a bad stomach and could only eat soft rice......"

Seeing that Xiao Hei was still talking about continuing to speak, Li Xiaobai simply put away his mobile phone and ended the recording.

Xiao Hei said with a confused face: "Brother Bai, I haven't finished yet!" ”

Li Xiaobai said wistfully: "Warm reminder, you change positions and squat." ”

Black: "......"

Forehead!!!

Yang Jiujiu shouted: "Tiezi, give me some paper!" ”

……

Li Xiaobai returned to the temporary camp, Han Moxi watched Li Xiaobai come back alone, and said curiously: "Didn't all the boys go, why did you come back alone?" ”

Li Xiaobai thought about it, walked to Han Moxi's side, and asked in a low voice, "Something happened to them, let me ask you something." ”

Han Moxi nodded and said, "You can say it, the whole god is mysterious." ”

"Who cooked the dinner at night?" Li Xiaobai asked puzzled.

Han Moxi glanced at Li Xiaobai and said, "Mine is not delicious?" I see that when you drink the soup, it is also quite fragrant. ”

Li Xiaobai was silent for two seconds and said, "Then what ingredients did you use?" ”

Han Moxi thought for a while, counted his fingers and said, "Watermelon, strawberry, pear, melon, banana, loquat ......"

Li Xiaobai was silent for two seconds, waved his hand and said, "Wait a minute, there are loquats?" ”

Han Moxi thought for a while and said, "It's all the ingredients you took out." ”

Li Xiaobai was silent for two seconds and said, "Think about it again, do you have other ingredients?" ”

Han Moxi pondered for a moment and replied, "Croton." ”

Li Xiaobai said with a dark face: "Don't you know, can't you eat croton?" ”

Han Moxi said with disdain: "Then what are you doing with me?" ”

Li Xiaobai took a deep breath and said: "How did I know that croton and ingredients are put together, so much, you know it's croton, you still put it?" ”

Han Moxi thought for a while and said, "Actually, I don't know. ”

"Then all of you girls are fine!" Li Xiaobai gritted his teeth and said.

"Xiaohui said, this soup can't be drunk." Han Moxi replied with a frown.

Li Xiaobai glared at Han Moxi and said, "Forget it, what about the kidney deficiency teacher?" ”

Han Moxi pointed to the edge of the cliff, looking at the scenery alone, and said, "Well, he's been standing for an hour, and I don't know what he's muttering." ”

Li Xiaobai nodded and said, "Understood, I'll talk for a while." ”

Looking at the time from time to time, Li Xiaobai was curious: "Teacher Kidney Deficiency, what are you looking at?" ”

Wednesday said helplessly: "Call me Teacher Zhou, I'm not a teacher with kidney deficiency." ”

Li Xiaobai nodded and said, "Okay, Teacher Kidney Deficiency." ”

Wednesday stared at Li Xiaobai and said slowly: "If it weren't for the conditions, I would definitely kill you." ”

Li Xiaobai coughed and said, "You keep looking at the time, why do you still have an appointment?" ”

Wednesday said with a dark face: "Dating your sister, I will be resurrected with full blood after tonight." ”

Li Xiaobai thought for a while and continued to ask, "Is there still a time limit?" ”

Wednesday nodded and said, "If you release more than the source of your ability, it will affect your body, but the limit of each ability is different, for example, I am weak for three days." ”

Li Xiaobai suddenly realized: "So that's the case." ”

It turns out that the source of the ability described by the teacher of kidney deficiency is the ability value displayed by the system.

It seems that some things are still the same, but the names are different.

Li Xiaobai was silent for a moment and continued to ask, "Teacher Kidney Deficiency, do you have to be weak for three days?" Can't it be two days? ”

Wednesday scratched his head and said, "I don't know." ”

Li Xiaobai was silent for two seconds and said, "I'll give you a pulse." ”

Wednesday looked at Li Xiaobai with a surprised face and said, "Do you still know ancient medical skills?" Li Xiaobai nodded, touched Zhou San's wrist, frowned from time to time, or sighed deeply.

Wednesday said with a strange face: "How is my situation?" ”

Li Xiaobai thought for a while and asked: "Have you been a little lately, dizziness and tinnitus, waist and knee pain, insomnia and dreams, hot flashes and night sweats, five heart irritations, dry throat and red cheeks, loose teeth and hair loss, and emaciation?" ”

Wednesday nodded with a confused face and said, "Don't say it, it's really a little." ”

Li Xiaobai put down his wrist for three seconds, sighed from time to time, and looked at the dark night sky.

Wednesday said with a confused face: "You can tell me the problem, what is my situation?" ”

Li Xiaobai wanted to speak and stopped: "Kidney yin deficiency, night sweats." ”

Wednesday scratched his head and said, "How should it be treated?" ”

Li Xiaobai coughed and said, "It's hard to say." ”

Wednesday Seconds: "Why can't you say it?" ”

Li Xiaobai was silent for two seconds and said, "Such an adult, control a little." ”

Wednesday seconds confused explained: "I didn't. ”

Li Xiaobai glanced at Wednesday's right hand and stopped talking.

Wednesday Seconds blackened his face, pointed at Li Xiaobai and said, "You wait for me, wait for the time to pass, see if I don't beat you to death." ”

I saw Chu Xiaohui walk up to Li Xiaobai and said calmly: "Brother, what are you talking about?" ”

Li Xiaobai pointed to the angry Wednesday and said, "Teacher Kidney Deficiency wants to beat me to death." ”

Chu Xiaohui nodded, pulled out her sword and pointed at Wednesday and said, "Teacher Zhou, what did you say?" ”

The corners of his mouth twitched in Wednesday seconds, and he waved his hand and said, "I am a teacher, and I will not bully students." ”

Chu Xiaohui nodded, put away her sword and said, "Brother, Teacher Zhou won't beat you to death." ”

Wednesday Seconds: "......"

A man who loses position and influence may be subjected to much indignity

Ay!

……

Black Snow Fields - Frontal Battlefield

Su Shanshan took the city guards to inspect the battlefield, because she was really too lazy to pay attention to the content of their meeting, whenever she remembered the collective aggressive scene of the three courtyards, she couldn't help but scold: "If it weren't for the alien demon army on the other side, see if I spray you with water, especially that Li Yunba, what kind of big-tailed wolf is there." ”

The guards who followed Su Sanshan were collectively silent, not daring to say a word.

Susanshan looked at the alien army opposite, very quiet, without any idea of sneaking up on everyone, and retreated to a position that long-range ability could not reach.

Susanshan looked strange and said, "This has never happened before!" ”

After a while, Shen Meng came to Su Shanshan's side and sighed, "It's not easy for your fourth sister. ”

Susanshan nodded and said, "No way, the eldest sister is injured, you are only the honorary principal, no way." ”

Shen Meng sighed and said, "I don't know what happened to Ruoxin." ”

Susanshan sat on the stone and said with a lonely face, "I hope everything is safe." ”

Shen Meng stuck the battle axe on the ground, lay down and said, "Peace is too precious for those of our ability. ”

Su Shanshan glanced at Shen Meng and said, "The ground is dirty, get up quickly." ”

Shen Meng shook his head, looked at the stars in the night sky, and sighed, "It's okay, I'll ask you a question." ”

Susanshan nodded and said, "Say it." ”

Shen Meng frowned slightly, puzzled: "Today's stars seem to be shining faster than usual." ”

Susanshan raised her head, her eyes stared at the night sky, and sure enough, the stars in the night sky were twinkling faster than usual, and she was puzzled: "I don't know." ”

Shen Meng looked confused and puzzled: "It's really a little strange!" ”