"Mina sets a shield, hide behind me."

I took out the 'Rifting' and parried with my horizontal sword in front of my chest.

Instill the Force and activate its fire attributes and my magical nature.

There's a good chance I'll be fine, but I'm not going to be able to say the next few of them.

Because the breath is a spread attack, it is not blocked in front, and the ice that leaks from both sides will not hurt the back.

"Are you all right?" I can't even turn back, and although I'm not affected by the breath, it's just too cold. I always feel like my neck is twisting slightly, and my ears are not protected.

The pointed ears of the Silver Elves are my pride.

"No problem, you can withstand it, of course we have no problem."

Top wool, I'm not blue, okay? It is also good to excite the fire attribute and the conservation of energy, and the flame does not come out of thin air!

"Mina, try a healing technique for the ice dragon!"

"Huh? Profound! ”

Put your hands together, chant, and the light flashes.

"Hmph".

Exhaled, stopped.

"Blocked? Interesting, ants, come forward! As soon as the ice dragon's words fell, all the ice formed by the previous breath disappeared with a "snap", as if it had never existed.

We had no choice but to move forward. As we walked up to the ice dragon, he suddenly raised his claws and slapped at us.

The claws were less than half a meter from my face, and I almost died.

"Foot massage, give me a try!"

That's it, can't you say it first? It almost scared the hell out of me.

"Tower, you come."

The tower stepped forward, against the claws of the ice dragon, oh, the soles of the feet, and a meal of 'Eula' Ula Ola Ula Ola'.

"Not bad, it's kind of interesting. Hiss, sooth. You ants, kind of interesting. ”

Effective! I struck while the iron was hot, "My lord, do you want to fix your nails and wax your scales?" Do you want to come more times than once for 'physical and mental soothing, specializing in insomnia'? ”

"Hahaha, Mole Ant, you're so interesting. For many years, the ants that came to me either surrendered in fear or fought in anger in the face of me.

There's never been a guy who deals with me the way you do.

Good! Repeat everything you just said. After that, the treasure behind me, you can take whatever you like, hahahahahaha. ”

How boring is this ice dragon? Just massage and bless it?

Or do you really think we can't do him any harm? But it doesn't matter, it adds up, let Mina treat him a few more times, and sooner or later he will fall asleep.

The patriarch of the Snow Mountain can't resist the 'magic technique' of three times, the ice dragon? Twenty times at most, right? Anyway, our mission is to quell the disaster in the snowy region, as long as the ice dragon is asleep, it doesn't matter whether it is through combat or not.

"Yes, sir! No problem, sir!

Mina, the tower continued; Parker goes to wax the scales; Chrissy, teeth whitening; I'll fix my nails; Amy cleans the patio and removes the garbage. Start! ”

The ice dragon's nails were very long, and it was a hassle to repair, so I had to scrape them little by little with the cracks.

For a behemoth like the Ice Dragon, what if you don't want to trigger the 'Blood Slashing' effect?

This doesn't trigger a good felling at all. Fortunately, Mina has been healing, and even if it is triggered, the ice dragon can't feel the loss of life force because it has been recovering.

But scales and teeth are the most troublesome, because there are many. Of these, the area of the scales is the largest. How big is it? It depends on how big the ice dragon is.

But you have to believe that I didn't mean to retaliate against Parker by asking Parker to do this.

Because of Parker's research on toxins, he knows what poison corrodes the scale armor the fastest and most severely, and he also knows what is on the scales to prevent poison.

Teeth whitening is the most dangerous. In case the ice dragon doesn't pay attention for a moment and shuts up, he dies on the spot.

And the ice dragon's teeth are also ice blue, which can't be whitened at all, at most it can be regarded as cleaning the mouth.

"Lord Ice Dragon, the nails on this claw have been repaired, let's replace it."

"Huh? Well, yes, it does feel sharper than before. That big ant, go get me a 'full body massage', don't just massage my paws. ”

Then I moved to the Tower's position, and the Tower accompanied Parker to massage his body. And so it went on until the evening, and we finally got to ...... Mina's limit!

The ice dragon is too terrifying, and Mina's big can't satisfy him.

Since the ice dragon was still awake, we couldn't leave. Lighting a bonfire in front of the ice dragon, ready to rest for the night, and tomorrow Mina will recover and continue to 'serve'.

Amy had already scavenged a lot of goodies, and on our side, Parker and Tower had managed to get a lot of old scales, and Chrissy had also gotten a few broken teeth.

Under Mina's treatment, the scales and teeth grew rapidly, and the ice dragon couldn't notice, or didn't care, the 'ants' took these things.

"Hmm, it tastes good." We were eating, and the ice dragon got up and looked at us, the food in his hand.

"This is a fish unique to the West Coast, and it tastes better when it's grilled and slathered with sauce, so would you like to have it?"

I took out a large fish five meters long from the space. Originally, it was planned to sell this to the Snow Mountain Clan in exchange for their specialties. Now, though, it seems to be playing a bigger role.

"Yes!" The ice dragon's reply was still full of majesty and concise.

I grilled the big fish, spread the sauce, and threw it to the ice dragon. The ice dragon took one bite and ate it twice.

"It tastes good, or you ants are interesting, you can play so many tricks when you eat and play. Boy, you're good, this is for you. ”

The ice dragon scratched its back with its claws and plucked one of the spines off its back. Placed in front of his mouth, with a spray of dragon breath, the spines gradually became smaller, as if ice was melting, and finally turned into a lightsaber.

"Every time an ant makes me angry, a thorn grows on my back, and it takes years of sleep before it disappears, or when I'm really happy.

However, since the fall of the dragon god, it has been difficult for me to laugh.

You are very good, if he is the day, you can set foot in the heavenly realm, take this thorn, and worship the dragon god for me. ”

"Yes, sir! No problem, sir! The little one understands! ”

My God, the lightsaber, the thorns on the ice dragon's body, the ice dragon made a move, I'm afraid this is not lost to the epic. No, this is supposed to be an epic weapon, right?

The next day we continued to 'serve' the 'dragon', and they worked harder than one another, very jealous of the new weapon I got last night.

It's the next day again, and it's more or less the next day.

However, by the afternoon of the next day, the ice dragon had fallen asleep, and there was no need to receive another reward.

In the end, the ice dragon still fell asleep, their wish was not fulfilled, and Mina's vow was finally fulfilled.

I'll be sure to look at her next time and stop swearing.

Tidy up the harvest! Emmmmm

In short, there is a lot to gain. Some of the equipment of the people who came to challenge the ice dragon in the past few days can stay without decaying at least at the artifact level. Ice dragon scales, teeth, and I also scraped some nail crumbs.

We set out on our way back. When we left, the ice dragon cubs were still there, but they wouldn't come back to attack us.

What's more, I collapsed a hole when I came, and now I have to go far to go back.

It's so hard, it takes more time to return than it did to start. After rounding the mountain, he came to the original site of the Qinggoblin tribe and found that they were no longer there.

I guess it's a migration. It's just that in this snow-capped mountain, where is there a safe place?

It's easy to go up the mountain and difficult to go down, so hurry up and hurry for a month.

We finally returned to the Snow Mountain Tribe, and found that the old man, that is, Mina's grandfather, was also here, talking to the Snow Mountain Clan Patriarch.

Belch? Quarrel?

"Hey! We're back! "I took Meow in front of meow.

Actually, we can come back in about twenty days, counting the detour.

But on a whim, I let Meow meet the ice dragon.

However, even if it is a sleeping ice dragon, its coercion is not something that a low-level orc like Xiao Meow, a domestic cat who has taken the wrong medicine, can withstand.

As soon as the little meow came out, there was a "meow" sound, and it ran away like a gust of wind. Yes, without looking at the situation, decisively sold us and fled.

Then we had to go to her again. Luckily, Meow wears a collar and I wear a bracelet.

The full name of the collar is 'Pet Anti-Lost Collar', and the bracelet is used for positioning.

There is also this guy Amy, who doesn't know how many Warcraft tribes he stole along the way, saying that he wanted to compensate for the mental loss of being trapped for so long.

If it weren't for her pulling hatred everywhere, why would it take us more than ten days to find Xiao Meow.

But it's true that a lot of gains have been made, these snow-capped monsters, like ice dragons, have a hobby of collecting treasures. It's just that every time the ice dragon sleeps (is defeated), his collection is looted.

And this time I went to bed early, and the amount was not much. The last time the ice dragon should have fallen asleep naturally, so he still has a lot of human equipment around him.

Now, of course, it's ours.

"Incredible!" The Snow Mountain Patriarch was the first to notice us, "You really defeated the Ice Dragon?" It's hard to imagine that there will be a lot of them coming back. ”

"Mina! Elf brother, bless the Light, you are finally back. "This is Mina's grandfather.

"Old man, why are you here?"

"Well, it was this woman who asked me to come over. She sent a message to the Church of the Light, a month ago, the ice dragon fell into a deep sleep, but there was no news of your return.

I couldn't rest assured, so I came to the snow mountain to look for you in person, but she stopped me. ”

"I sensed it when the ice dragon was sleeping, and the temperature didn't drop anymore.

So I judge that you have succeeded.

Out of your help to me, I will send a message to the Church of Light on your behalf, but I will not let my people go into the mountains to find you. The burly woman spoke coldly.

"Now the situation is tense, the transmission of information is slow, and the flying boat is restricted.

I only came to the Snow Mountain yesterday, but these Snow Mountain people actually said that you haven't returned for a month, and maybe you won't be able to come back.

And no one showed me the way into the mountains. I was old and anxious, and I came alone. It will be a few days before the support of the Church of the Holy Light comes. But don't use it anymore, you're back, it's good to be back......"

The old man was chattering, obviously in a hurry.

The old people are like this, they can't tell when they want to listen to the nagging, and they can't hear it anymore.

"Ahem, I'm sorry, old man, for keeping you waiting. Mainly there was an accident when we came back and then ......"

"Okay Lao Mo, didn't you make the accident?"

"Maybe it's my little bit of a reason, but you can't blame me entirely."

"Alright, let's go back."

"Gone, gone."

"Wait a minute!" The deputy patriarch of the Snow Mountain Clan suddenly stopped us.

What's going on? Still want to fight? Parker on. I won't kill Parker this time.

"Please allow the Snow Mountain Clan to feast on you, we had a misunderstanding before. But if you defeat the Ice Dragon, you are the hero of the Snow Mountain Clan and the friend of the Snow Mountain.

The Snow Mountain Clan should have a dinner party to celebrate your return. ”

Please eat, this is no problem.

And then there was none.

The time is 10101 in the peaceful calendar, a certain day in the 325th year of Ulysses in the elven calendar

"None? What about the banquet? ”

"Because Parker told me at the time: You can't drink the wine of the snowy mountains.

I was young at the time, but I didn't believe in this evil, so I gave Xiao Meow a sip. As a result, Xiao Meow went crazy with alcohol, and no one could stop him.

But I still don't believe in this evil.

I took a sip and woke up again in the Church of the Light. What happened in between, how do I know? ”

"Hahaha, do you want to pour a cup?"

Part of the reason why the Snow Mountain people drink alcohol is to keep out the cold, so their wine is particularly strong, that is, the degree is high.

(Friendly reminder: Drinking alcohol doesn't actually warm up, it gives your body senses a false feeling of being very hot and warm.) It is very dangerous to get drunk in the alpine regions! ）

The ale I drink a lot in the human world, that's the most drink.

But maybe I don't drink very well, and sometimes I can get drunk with drinks.

Later, he spent many years in the heavenly realm, not to mention wine, and even food was rare.

No, it's a luxury to be able to drink clean water, and alcohol is used as fuel. I also thought about buying wine from the Nether and shipping it to the Heavenly Realm to sell.

But this hawker life is clearly not for me.

I am bent on pursuing the path of becoming stronger, there is a fate to change, and there is a favorite elf waiting for me to marry.

Money doesn't appeal to me at all.

Now, 200 years later, I have gone from having nothing to being in debt......

There are still a lot of assets in the Heavenly Realm, but I have been away from the Heavenly Realm for decades, and now those two little ones have established themselves as kings?

And the money in the heavenly realm, the elven kingdom doesn't recognize it!

Wait, it's far away! Now it's a matter of the amount of alcohol!

It's much better now, and drinking ale is at least until you can't drink it, not drunk.

"How could I have thought that wine was so strong? By the way, I still seem to have it, do you want to drink some? ”

I pulled out a worn-out wine bag from the space. Dangling, it seems that there is still half the wine.

"When was this wine? Can you still drink it? ”

"Huh? When does wine have an expiration date? Come on, one bite at a time, and I'll see if you can resist it. ”

I took out my small glass and poured them all some wine. This wine is so fragrant.

"Elf brother? Master? My lord! Top dog! Give me some of this wine! ”

This is? Soul Transmission? The big turtle you just caught today?

"You want to drink too?" I took out the purple and white ball and released the turtle.

Wait a minute! Put it out? My lawn!

The turtle is so big that it can't fit in a yard.

The lawn was accompanied by a section of the fence, and he was killed.

"Turtle? Silently dyed you bastard, did you rob the turtle predecessor today? ”

Turtle? I squinted at the big turtle. The big turtle opened its mouth, ready to drink, but did not hear Thefia's words.

"Sister, this is the turtle? No wonder it looked a little familiar when I saw it today. Eh, the shell of the turtle is not hexagonal, right? Amer did it again, right? ”

Thea suddenly remembered that when I went to take the big turtle for treatment today, a piece of the shell on the back of the big turtle was missing.

"Arnold? What is a tortoise? ”

"More than a hundred years ago, the mascot sent by the Dark Elf Kingdom has been kept in the moat."

"Mascot? I think he's unlucky, huh? ”

"Isn't it because I met you?!"

"Don't send the turtle seniors back yet!" Thefia was about to slash my head with a staff, and I dodged it easily.

A mage has to look like a mage, what are you like this?

Besides, it's impossible to send it back, and that's all I have left.

I took the rest of the wine in my hand.

"Old turtle? Do you want to follow me? Or shall I send you away? ”

"I, I follow my lord, it is not interesting to live in a moat, and I have never seen such fragrant wine. My lord, give me a drink. ”

"Open your mouth, and I'll throw the rest of the wine in."

"Click" the old turtle closed his mouth and raised his neck,

"What wine! The old turtle has lived for thousands of years, and he has never drunk such delicious wine. A little more. ”

"What's this, I'll take you to the snowy mountains when I'm free, it's enough."

These guys are still there, so be polite to this old turtle first.

"Come, old turtle, my wine for you to drink. Brother, tomorrow we will take the old turtle to the moat to hunt for treasure, right? ”

Qingying's little girl and I have a parent, and it is estimated that the amount of alcohol is not good.

"Good, good, such a fragrant wine. Treasure hunting is no problem. I'll take you there, old turtle. ”

"Take me with you, too, and I'll give you my wine." Qingling little girl is not stupid.

But in this way, everyone poured wine to the turtle.

Alas, I don't know if the estimated amount of alcohol will work, but at least the IQ is not stupid.

"It's okay not to drink, but you two are going home tomorrow."

"Ah, why don't you go back until the afternoon?"

The little girl's sister used "coquettishness" on her brother's silent dyeing! Silent dyeing battles can't!

"Okay, okay, anyway, I'll go back tomorrow."

"Well, we'll go back tomorrow. Brother, you can continue to tell the story. ”

"The story? Later, ah......"

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Time goes back to 9943 in the peace calendar, which is 9944, because I slept for a long time.

"Ah~ah~ah~", I got up and stretched, looking at the environment and still in the Holy Light Church.

"It's strange, it seems like I had a very strange dream, dreaming of snowy mountains and ice dragons."

That's when Parker walked in. "Damn, Lao Mo, you're finally up."

"Well, a little hungry. What time is it? "I got up and dressed," said I, as if I had a strange dream, dreaming that we were going to the snowy mountains.

None of the plans succeeded.

But in the end, he killed the ice dragon. Not in the way of fighting, you will definitely not think of it! Mina uses healing techniques to put him to sleep. ”

"Damn, Lao Mo, are you stupid? Except that your crow's mouth is as weird as a dream, isn't everything else true? No, the crow's beak is also true! ”