82. Romance of the Three Kingdoms? Didn't get the Three Kingdoms
Meng Huo is also a fierce man, so he cut Guo Jia. Guo Jia launched the 'Legacy Plan' and took two cards for himself.
It was Guo Jia's turn, he put "lightning", "flood", "typhoon", "volcano", "earthquake" and "mudslide" all over to himself (he has 8 cards), it is not easy to make up such a complete. Then there are two cards left, no folding, over.
Next is Guan Yu, he gave me a knife, it's over.
I:......
I have a handful of peaches in my hand, can you believe it? In an instant, the stamina was full.
"Whew, this feeling of physical recovery is wonderful. Give Ah Lang a 'flash' and kill Ah Lang. ”
Ah Lang: "'Lightning strike' Guo Jia." ”
As a result, because Ah Lang did not have spades, the judgment result was not spades, so Guo Jia was allowed to take a card.
Guo Jia's skill 'Heavenly Jealousy': You can take back your judgment card. So having five Scourge cards on his head equals five more cards per turn.
I passed, and then naturally lost a drop of energy. Hiss, this feeling of weakness from the loss of physical strength......
[Okay, newcomer, I've found the bug.] It seems that any of you are immune to certain rules. Now that the bug has been fixed, when it's your turn again, you'll have to say a rap and break the world. 】
If you had said it earlier, wouldn't I have been able to break the world?
Ah Lang: "I've got spades, hey, rap, what's that?" I'll read it.
'I control everything you want
The sky is dead, and the yellow sky should stand
I am not as clear as a day
The year is in Jiazi, and the world is auspicious
Become a sacrifice in the world of the Yellow Heavens
Thunder Bolt Mother: Listen to me
Look at it
The ghost road is unpredictable, the sky is not covered, and the yellow sky will be replaced
Kill me
I have gossip and I have spades
Kill me
Help me, kill me
Help me, kill me'
What is this? It didn't work, did it? ”
Xiya: "What is it?" Sounds emotional, huh? Treat Ah Mo. Pass! ”
Ino: "I think I have a rap too?" I'll give it a try, right? Ah Mo, do you have one? ”
Me: "Yes, yes." ”
Ino: "Then I'll miss it too,
'The world is blessed by the emperor's grace and shocks the sea
'The world is blessed by the emperor's grace and shocks the sea
Lao Tzu's name is Yuan Benchu
The four worlds and the three princes are famous all over the world
It is the core output of Dawei
Plenty of arrows to keep going
My teammates in the national war saw me crying
Shoot Arrow
Prepare to release the arrows
How could my Yuan family lose
Archer Shoot ×4
Arrow×4'
It doesn't seem to have any effect, huh? What's going on? ”
Me: "I don't know, maybe we have to read it all once to have an effect, right?" ”
Ah Lang: "Maybe, wait for Ah Mo." ”
Soon, their chaotic battle ended, and when it was Guo Jia's turn to judge the lightning, Ah Lang gave him a 'Six of Spades', and Guo Jia was sent away.
Wolong: "Guo Jia is not dead, Wolong is not out." ”
I'll go, how is this goods. Ah Lang used this guy last time to attack me to death.
But since Guo Jia died in his own round, it was Guan Yu's turn directly.
Guan Yu slashed me again. Wait for me to see what happens when I finish the rap.
Me: "I'll read it too."
'The girls are all in my hands
Enjoy the world's best tastes
Beautiful beauty hey hey
Drink enough at a time to be afraid of anyone
Golden wine glow-in-the-dark glass
Wine pond meat forest house I who
Hmmm, another pot
Another pot
Great reward
Shun beauty is Chang
Those who go against the beauty die
I am a god general with eight blood and four skills
There is absolute power
Ah, what kind of general
Why am I hurt?
Uh-huh-hmm
Beauty, wine and food
I'm talking about Tsunsune
Pour × 2
If the general uses my strategy, please come out and be killed
This plan can be attacked, retreated, and defended
I'm going to pour wine Pour wine ×4'
Ah, I feel it, it's some rules that can't limit me anymore. ”
Ah Lang: "What do you mean?" ”
Me: "That's it. ”
I equipped the 'Green Sword', and the Green Steel Sword immediately appeared in my hand. It's no longer a card, it's a solid, metal sword.
【Name:Qing Yu Sword】
[Category: Long Sword]
【Quality: Artifact】
[Purpose: Ignore Armor]
[Introduction: Extremely sharp, sharpen iron like clay]
[Description: "Yun Nai pulled out the sword and slashed indiscriminately, his hand came out, his clothes and armor were flat, and the blood was like a spring."] ”】
Lang: "Is that all?" Doesn't it look like much? ”
Me: "Of course not, look at it." ”
I picked up the Qingyu Sword and slashed four swords at Guan Yu in a row, and Guan Yu pawned.
Guan Yu: "What? Is this place called Wheat City? ”
Ah Lang: "This, this is too unreasonable, right?" Not to mention the limit that you can only kill once in a round, you don't kill at all. It's so bad! ”
Me: "Oh, what can I do?" Invincible, how lonely! ”
Zhang Fei: "Ahhhhh ”
After Guan Yu was killed, Zhang Fei took his place. I raised my sword and fell with four swords against him.
Zhang Fei: "Is this the peach orchard?" ”
Then Liu Bei came on the field.
Liu Bei: "Don't destroy Dongwu, swear not to return to Shu!" ”
I, 'Boom'.
Whether you love or not, what does it matter to me?
Next!
Liu Chan: "Great wisdom is foolishness, great ingenuity is clumsy." ”
Me: "No, you're stupid. ”
Boom, boom, it's done.
The three of them were already sluggish, and there was nothing to watch me perform alone.
Let me see, after Liu Chan died, he didn't add any new people to his position, which is good.
Who's next? Wolong.
Wolong, huh?
I slashed it with a sword.
Wolong, huh?
I slashed with another sword.
Wolong, huh?
I'll slash another sword.
Wolong was killed.
I'll set you on fire. Let you burn me! You know, it's amazing.
Xi Ya: "Ah Mo, wasn't it Ah Lang who set fire to you last time?" ”
Me: "Hah, yes. ”
After Wolong was killed, it was Sima Yi who took his place.
According to Guan Yu's example before, there are four people in one position, so after Sima Yi dies, there will be one more person.
Regardless of him, I will still slash it with a sword.
Sima Yi: "'Mandate of Heaven', my fate is up to me." ”
Your life is up to you, but what are you doing with my Qingyu Sword! I reached out to him and took it back.
Eno: "Don't you even need to be 'hand-in-hand'?" Ah Lang, you're too laid-back, aren't you? ”
Me: "Don't worry about the details. 'Spade Wine'" I activate the skill, and a spade card turns into wine. Oh my God, it's real wine. Tastes good.
Flip through my cards and see what other weapons I don't have? Anyway, that guy doesn't have any armor, so it's not worth using the Blue Sword anymore. I just killed so many thieves, and each of them was given three cards, and I still have some equipment. Ah, there it is. Green Dragon Glaive.
【Name:Blue Dragon Glaive Knife】
[Category: Long Knife]
【Quality: Artifact】
[Purpose: Consecutive Slash]
[Introduction: When the [Kill] you use is canceled out by the [Foil] used by the target character, you can use [Kill] on it]
[Description: "The knife is big, its thirty-six knife techniques, soldiers meet it, there are no unyielding people, and this is the first in the knife category."] ”】
Suddenly! Good stuff!
A knife was slashed, because he drank 'wine' beforehand, the damage was doubled, and Sima Yi was killed.
Chen Gong: "If I had known that this would ...... you"
Ah, Chen Gong, this is not easy to kill.
Chen Gong's skill 'Zhichi', after being damaged, he can't be hurt again, so he must find a way to hack to death with one sword. But I've already drunk, so I'll see what else I can use?
I took it apart and took it and dismantled him clean. Then put on the 'Wind Armor' and replace it with the 'Ancient Ingot Knife', and kill him with fire!
Oh, three drops of blood were taken away, and Chen Gong was killed. It's easy.
It seems that killing them all will be considered a breakthrough, right? So you're done?
There's nothing left to say about the rest, just stand still and let me chop. What else could happen? But Sima Yi's skill is really useful, if only I had it. Listen to Ah Lang that completing the task will reward all kinds of things, and it would be nice to reward me with this skill.
When you fight someone again, if you get a little injured, you can take away his weapons or armor, or even his space equipment, which is wonderful when you think about it.
"Quack!"
With the death of the last member of the Cao family, this space also shattered. I seemed to have entered a white light again, and when I woke up again, there were two little girls beside me.
[Romance of the Three Kingdoms, start! ] 】
[Mission: Unification of the World]
[Description: You can choose to be the king of your own ranks, or you can become a staff member, or you can even live in seclusion in the mountains. In short, when the world is unified, your task will be completed. 】
[Your identity: Dong Zhuo]
[Time: 189 A.D.]
【Location: Luoyang】
I:......
If I'm not mistaken, at this point in time, the emperor has already been abolished, right? Next year, there will be 18 rebels coming to attack me, right? Wait, what's the situation now, how long have I been here? And who is this middle-aged man in front of me, can't you give me some hints?
[Hint: Li Ru persuaded Zhuo to use celebrities to gain popularity, because of Cai Yong's talent. Zhuo ordered to recruit it, but Yong did not go. Zhuo was angry, so that people said: "If you don't come, you should destroy the Ru tribe." "Yong was afraid, so he had to come to the order. 】
Oh, that's a hint. Then he is Cai, what is Cai, how to pronounce this word? Otherworldly words are really troublesome. Forget it, I think it's going to be an official for him, right?
Me: "That Xiao Cai, I'll see if there's any vacancy, I'll give you a sacrificial wine first, right?" ”
Cai Yong: "??? ”
Me: "Ahem! Is there any objection to the sacrificial wine with you? ”
Cai Yong: "Huh." ”
I said, isn't there any automatic translation? I don't know how to write ancient texts from the other world.
[Error! Mistake! The language package was not installed successfully, fix the error! Fix the bug! Fix failed! Fix failed! Camouflage system crashes! Activate the emergency protocol and turn on the optical camouflage! 】
Optical camouflage, what is that? Stealth?
Then it was visible to the naked eye that my stubby, fat hands had turned back into elves' slender and white hands. I looked all over my body, I went, how did I change back to my original form.
Cai Yong: "Subordinates retire!" ”
Me: "Wait, stop!" ”
'What do you think I look like'? How so? Wait online, it's in a hurry!
Me: "What does you look like?" ”
Seems to say so, right? Forget it, no matter, this bullshit system, eat jujube pills.
Cai Yong: "Lord Xiangguo looks brave and heroic. ”
Heroic? Then you can't see my body? The elven appearance of my body can be called the appearance of a sinking fish and a goose. What do you see, the elves all look like this? Comments?
Me: "Good, go ahead." ”
Cai Yong turned to leave, and a little girl (indeed a little girl, according to the time, she was only 12 years old at this time) ran from the side, and left with him.
"Father, that guy has a pair of pointed ears." "Don't say much!"
Me: "Cai, let's stay." ”
The moment I saw your daughter, I made up my mind as a friend, and tomorrow as soon as you take office, you will be promoted to Zhonglang General because you step your right foot first when you enter the door! I said, I didn't run.
"You two stop!"
Kalami and Nitasha jumped out of nowhere, drawing their swords and pointing at Cai Yong's father and daughter.
Where did these two girls jump from??? What's going on now?
Ah Lang: "Ah Mo Ah Mo, please answer when you receive it, what is your situation?" Why don't you come to the rendezvous? ”
Ah Lang's voice suddenly sounded in my heart.
Me: "I'm Dong Zhuo now, and I have to complete a task of 'dominating the world', what is your situation now." Also, two of my apprentices are also by my side. By the way, what do you use to communicate with me? The communicator doesn't work here. Can you hear me about that? ”
Ah Lang: "Of course, it's the Ring-Time and Space Contract, and we are both regular employees now, and we have internal communication channels. ”
Me: "I see, do you have any tasks as well?" ”
Ah Lang: "I don't, it's just your novice task." But the four of us are now looking for something called "Green Capsule Sutra", and after finding it, we can leave this space at any time, Ah Mo, come on yourself. The rewards for newbie missions are very generous. See you next time. ”
Me: "I've made a lot of mistakes here, don't hang up!" Feed! ”
Oh, it seems that you used to have to rely on yourself.
I said to Cai Yong, "I am happy to see this woman, and I will leave her, and you will return." ”
It's true that elves are a bit debauched by nature, but I'm different, I'm just plain lustful. But that's not the reason, the real reason is this broken system.
Previous Display:
[The language pack system is damaged, unreadable, and cannot be installed!] With Protocol 2 activated, employees can choose a person with a 'discerning eye' or 'smart life', and the system will install a language pack on him for easy use by the employee. 】
Co-authoring all kinds of bugs or is it because of my unlucky magic immunity physique, which doesn't match your various systems? Speaking of this 'Wisdom Eye' and 'Wisdom Life', at a glance, I know that it is the same special physique as my apprentice's 'Sword Heart Sword Body', how can it be so easy to find?
Even so, I wear glasses. Anyway, I now have optical camouflage outside my body, and no one else can see what I wear. And then I saw it,
[Name: Cai Yan]
[Race: Human]
[Gender: Female]
【Occupation: Poet】
[Strength: Extremely weak]
[Equipment: Unknown]
[Skill: Poetry is right, piano and flute]
[Special: Discerning Eye]
This is a child! Leave this child, and this will spread my reputation. No, Dong Zhuo doesn't have a good reputation. Then it's wrong, if someone finds out that I'm not Dong Zhuo because of language problems that day, it won't be good.
Eighty percent of me will be hacked to death, right?
My strength is now very limited, and I can't die. Just now I tried to perceive it, to test how much strength I still have. It turned out to be embarrassing, and I didn't even feel it.
Cai Yong: "Lord Xiangguo, Yan'er is still young, this matter must not be." ”
Heh, I'm going to be hacked to death with a knife, what's the matter with you? Besides, I wouldn't do anything to a child, be so afraid to do anything. It must be that the original Dong Zhuo's review was too bad, which affected me.
Wait, what is that little girl talking to Cai Yong? I think I'm hearing 'pointy ears' or something? Can this little girl's 'discerning eye' see my body?
Me: "Girl, are you willing to stay, or your father dies and your family dies, or your father is a high-ranking official?" ”
Cai Yan immediately knelt down and said, "The little girl is willing to stay." ”
I waved my hand, and Karami and Nitasha threw Cai Yong out, and so on.
This is a celebrity, to be courteous!
Oh, this time it's a waste of effort, do you want to meet the next celebrity? Think about it? I have read "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" so many times, and there is still one in the space, but because of the will of the world, I can't take it out and read it.
Seeing that there was no one around, Karami and Nitasha changed from calm guards with knives to jumping back to their appearances. Jumping off was when the two of them jumped up and pounced on me. Then he jumped back and dragged Cai Yan back into the house.
Nitasha: "Mo, is this a newly adopted cub?" ”
I warn you both not to mention the word cub again.
Karami: "We were only fourteen when Mo adopted us, so that doesn't look like fourteen, right?" Mo is getting worse and worse now. ”
Adoption is adoption, I didn't expect you to turn around and pounce on me!
Me: "Don't talk nonsense, I want this little girl to be useful." We don't speak the same language as the people here. I can't install the language pack directly, so I can only find a person with a special physique to serve as a tool man. Also, I'm going to call me here, or Lord Xiangguo, don't goof. We're not strong here. ”
Karami: "Got it, haha. ”
What are you laughing at?
Me: "What are you two now?" ”
I pressed my hand on Cai Yan's forehead and asked them both about their identities.
Nitasha: "We're your personal bodyguards, my lord. ”
Karami: "Close-fitting." ”
Nitasha: "Twenty-four hours close-up." ”
Let's not say that there is no word for 'hour' in this world. I understand you just saying 'bodyguard', and there is no need to introduce it so full of ambiguity.
【Language pack installation completed】
"Hey, little girl," I patted Cai Yan's face, "can you understand me now?" ”
"Ah, Lord Xiangguo, ah! Monster! ”
The little girl bowed down and made a gesture to escape. It's no wonder if you can escape.
Although my strength is limited, I am also the 'ceiling' combat power of this world. I was really escaped by a little girl, and in a few days Cao Cao came to stab me, I pretended not to sleep!
I picked up Cai Yan and threw it to Kalami. "Go, train her well, and let her be a tool obediently."
My current image is still a 'elf' in her eyes, that is, a 'pointy-eared monster'. Any education given to her will cause her fear and will be very detrimental to her becoming a qualified tool person.
It's not the same when it comes to Kalami and Nitasha for training. Although the two of them are a little out of the way, they are sometimes a little nervous, and most of the time they only use their swords to solve problems. But as a girl, she shouldn't play Cai Yan badly, right?
"Your Excellency!"
I turned to look, and it was a black-clad guard.
"What's going on?"
Uh, it seems like just saying 'what'? No, I can't change my mind anymore. Hurry up and subdue Cai Yan, train well, and rely on her to spread the word about everything in the future.
"My lord, I won a poem from the young emperor."
The secret guard handed over a foot of plain silk, with dozens of words on it.
The tender grass is green and smokey, and there are two flying swallows. Luoshui is green, and strangers are envious.
Looking at the blue clouds in the distance, it is my old palace. Who is loyal and righteous, and vents the grievances in my heart!
Think about it, what does the book say? This time it should be, "Oh, I'll see." Tsk tsk. Cough! I look at it, hum! Resentment is a poem, and it is famous to kill. Spread Li Ru to see me. ”
Of course, the dirty work is for the little brother Li Ru to do it.
I turned around and went back to the house, always feeling like something was going to happen. It seems that the next story line, I killed, ah no. Dong Zhuo killed the young emperor, and then Wang Yun celebrated his birthday, and Cao Cao came to offer a knife. Then the eighteen thieves came to besiege me. But I have Lu Bu and Hua Xiong, so I can't fight the thieves, and I don't work together, so it's impossible to fight. Later, it was Wang Yun who designed to harm me.
What's even more troublesome is that even if you know what's going to happen next? What can I do? When Dong Zhuo knew this poem, he would definitely be furious and want to kill the young emperor. If you don't kill people, you don't meet the requirements, and if you kill them, trouble will come. What's going on?
Just when I was thinking hard about the way to break the game,
"My lord, the little cub has been trained."
Ha? So fast, a good apprentice is reliable. I'm going to Kangkang.
What's this? Your training is to wear her short-sleeved and short skirts, and what is the situation with such a small girl with a red face?
Me: "What did you do to her?" ”
Karami: "Of course, we will train her how the adults train us." ”
I...... Okay, you don't have to think of a way to break the game, you just me off on the spot.
Cai Yan: "Concubine, I've seen my husband." ”
Me: "Stop, husband, just call the adult." Can you understand me when I speak like this? ”
Cai Yan: "Yes, I can understand." (blushing)
Me: "...... What's wrong with your face? What did they do to you? Also, hurry up and change your clothes back, fooling around. Anything outside of this era should not appear, it is easy to arouse suspicion. ”
Cai Yan: "Huh." ”
Cai Yan turned back, and I looked at the two little girls.
Nitasha: "My lord, we did as you told us to do. ”
I shouldn't have trusted you two in terms of reading comprehension.
Karami: "We're just telling her that she'll be your man from now on." Then force her to agree. ”
Me: "So, what the hell did you do?" ”
Nitasha: "We just put a little dress on her, and then she resisted so much that we scratched her feet, the same way adults trained us." If you are obedient, you will buy new clothes, and if you are disobedient, you will scratch your feet. ”
I:......
You two wore the clothes you bought, not me for you. Oh, this is also what you wear yourself, and it looks fine, what a ghost!
And that's my way of teaching my disciples, or I see that you two are girls, and you can't scratch your feet because you can't beat them; Oh, you're also dealing with girls, and you're scratching your feet. It looks like there's nothing wrong with it, it's a king bomb!