Chapter 713: A Woman Who Lived Three Thousand Years
Although he called Shi Niang, this is a woman who has been widowed for 3,000 years?
Moreover, the ghost knows how deeply Taizong, who passed on the martial soul to himself, hurt her back then? Who knows how much resentment she has and how perverted she is?
"Don't! Don't, Master! As far as the concentration of the bone-eroding smoke you are doing right now is thick enough. ”
Xia Yang hurried there and begged the old woman for mercy.
"Don't? Say goodbye now, it's too late. ”
As soon as Grandma Yao finished saying this, the concentration of the bone-eroding smoke immediately became even more confused.
"Master! Am I wrong, am I wrong? If you do this, my bones will fall apart for you. ”
In the matter of admitting mistakes, Xia Yang has always been without hesitation or ambiguity at all.
"It's just your cheap bones, it's good to fall apart." Grandma Yao scolded.
After being uncomfortable for a while, Xia Yang suddenly felt that the taste of bone-eroding smoke seemed to be very good.
Then, he immediately couldn't help it, greedy, and sucked it there.
The whole room of bone-eroding smoke, and it didn't take a while for Xia Yang to smoke it cleanly.
After sucking, he also burped.
This feeling is so cool!
Refreshed!
The bone-eroding smoke was sucked clean by Xia Yang, and the whole room suddenly became clear.
Directly opposite Xia Yang, there stood a woman wearing a simple white dress, but fresh and refined, extremely beautiful.
This woman, where is some old woman?
At most, she is in her early thirties.
It looks like it's very tasteful.
"You're the master?" Xia Yang asked in disbelief.
Didn't this master live for more than 3,000 years? Why do you look so young?
"You think I'm too old?"
This woman is completely pretending to be tender when she asks this!
What can Xia Yang do?
Naturally, I can only give this woman a look and let her experience it herself!
"What do you look at?" Grandma Yao asked.
"Shocked! Marvel! Incredible! Can't believe it! Xia Yang crackled, and four words burst out of his mouth.
In the end, he sighed: "Master, you, you are really getting younger and younger!" Your way of living can make all women in the world extremely envious. ”
"Don't call me Master! Disgusting! Grandma Yao's face showed a look of disgust.
She dislikes it, naturally she doesn't dislike Xia Yang, she dislikes Taizong.
This is the disgust of a wounded woman.
"Master, did that old dog break your heart?" Xia Yang asked with a grin.
"Old dog? Which old dog? Grandma Yao asked.
"Of course it's Taizong's old dog!" Xia Yang replied with a grin.
"Smack!"
Grandma Yao slapped Xia Yang in the face.
To Brother Yang, the fan was stunned.
"Do you understand what it means to respect teachers?"
Touching his face that was a little hot, Xia Yang showed a little pitiful face.
"Master, why are you beating me! It's you who said it, his old dog thing, I'm a puppy thing. Naturally, he is an old dog, and I am a puppy! ”
Xia Yang was a little aggrieved.
"I can scold him old dog, you can't!" This woman is very domineering!
"Forget it, I won't participate in the affairs of the two of you. To participate is to be beaten, and to be a fool is to participate! ”
It is difficult for a Qing official to decide family affairs, and the old dog and the teacher's mother are emotionally concerned, Brother Yang decided not to ask more.
"What are you doing here?" Grandma Yao asked.
"I know my sister is here, so I came to see you!" Xia Yang's face was not red, and his heart was not beating there.
Women, no matter how old they are, need to be coaxed!
If you are happy, you should coax, and if you are unhappy, you should also coax.
This is the ultimate way to get along with women.
"Do you believe your lie?" Grandma Yao asked.
"Master, where am I lying? Every sentence and word I say is a heart-wrenching word! ”
Xia Yang was serious, looked at this woman with a sincere face, and said conclusively.
"Heart-wrenching? Hehe! Grandma Yao snorted at this guy, and then asked, "You are afraid that your heart is dark, right?" ”
"The master is wronged! My heart can't be whiter, it's so pure that it can't be more pure, how can it be black? ”
Xia Yang patted his chest and swore that "In this world, if there is only one honest man, that man must be me!" ”
"Is that you?" Grandma Yao smiled.
It's a sneer.
"Huh!"
"Master, why are you laughing? Although you look super good when you laugh, I know that your smile must be a mockery of me. ”
Xia Yang looked at Grandma Yao seriously and said, "You are doubting, I am not the most honest man in the world." Master, you are doubting my character. ”
"Character? Do you have a character? Grandma Yao asked.
After living for more than 3,000 years, what kind of man has not been seen? If you want to say shameless, this guy in front of you is called second. For more than 3,000 years, absolutely no one dared to call it the first.
Even Taizong's old dog thing, I'm afraid it's a little inferior to this kid in terms of shamelessness.
"Master, a man's character, that's very important. How can you say that I don't have character? My character, that's leverage! ”
Xia Yang was serious, with a serious face, and explained to himself there.
"Don't talk to me here, say, what are you asking for when you come to me?" Grandma Yao asked.
Known as Grandma Medicine, what she is best at is naturally medicine.
So, what this kid came to her to ask for, in fact, she had already guessed. What he asked for must be medicine.
It's just that this guy's body doesn't look unusual. Therefore, the medicine he asked for must not be for himself.
So, for whom is he asking for it?
Could it be, he asked for Taizong's old dog thing, right?
"Cow Bird, you get in here!" Without waiting for Xia Yang to answer, Grandma Yao greeted the broken bird there.
It seems that she knows this broken bird.
"I'm not coming in, you're going to hit me! I'm a handsome guy, and if I don't bother with women, I won't come in. "That broken bird is smart.
It won't come into this house and let Grandma Yao close the door to it and shoot birds!
"Master, why do you call that broken bird and cow bird? Could it be that it's? Xia Yang was curious.
"It's an unscrupulous bird, and he often runs to peek at other girls' baths." Grandma Yao said with a disgusted face.
it! This broken bird can! As a bird, you have such a hobby?
This is simply the best among birds!
"Broken bird, I didn't expect you to be such a bird. I don't think I can be friends with you broken bird anymore. Because, to be friends with you is to lose my identity and my noble character. ”
Xia Yang smiled and wanted to break off relations with the broken bird.
"Just you, still a noble character? If I were a cow, you would be a cow who was even more bullish than a cow, and you would tell me yourself, your ruined girl, can you count them with your two hands? ”
The handsome guy immediately started a counterattack.
"What do you mean by waste? Who have I ruined? I've been ice and jade so far, okay? "Brother Yang, this is the body, and he is not afraid of shadows.
He would never believe him if he spoiled the girl.
Because, he, didn't spoil it.
Therefore, he will never pick up this basin of sewage.
Men, what they have done, must be recognized. If you haven't done it, you can't admit it!
This is the bottom line of men!
"That's right! You have not spoiled their bodies, you have ruined their hearts. Your method is even more hateful! ”
The handsome guy knows Xia Yang.
"You little puppy! What have you done? Grandma Yao suddenly stared at Xia Yang with a serious face and asked.
This guy, since he called her a master. Then, she naturally has to discipline this guy well!
It is an unforgivable sin to spoil the hearts of other girls!
You have to teach him a good lesson, so that he knows that he is wrong.
"Master, you must believe me! Don't listen to that bird's! I am really a pure little boy who is clear and jade, and it is absolutely impossible to harm other girls. ”
Xia Yang, a serious way.
When a woman holds you wrong, admit it, in many cases, it is better to deny it firmly.
Admit it, you're going to die a miserable death!
Denial, at best, is a reprieve!