Chapter 7 The Department of Gastronomy Wang Li joins the club
What didn't get a chance to speak in this issue of "I Said" was the recent "food offensive" βββ "stalking" style, and it was Wang Li, who was "food theory" who made Shu Kang agree to join the club.
There's no way, Wang Li doesn't allow himself not to appear next to his best buddies, anything interesting.
"If you want me to say, your thinking is too limited, your mind is only staring at apples, if you want me to say, whether it is an apple or a pear, which is delicious, which one is how to eat, our ancestors have long been curious for us, there is evidence that purely in terms of IQ, human beings have not made a 'qualitative' leap for so many years, that is to say, the attitude of the ancestors towards the world at that time was the same mind, thought, and action as ours, not stupider than usβββ or even smarter than us. However, due to the level of science and technology and traffic conditions at that time, I only worked one small thing, just like during our 'epidemic', everyone couldn't go out, so they 'stay' at home with peace of mind, and studied one thing in detail, how could they not produce high-quality products! They found good things, summed up good experiences, and then wrote all this knowledge in books, stored it in their genes, and passed it on from generation to generation. For new things that have not been tried, the reason why that kind of thing cannot be deliberately planted and mass-produced in large quantities is that some people have suffered its loss, and it is not delicious! Or they will eat bad stomach or something, and there must be people who have paid for the 'high tuition' of their 'lives', just like when we see the kind of things that look 'thick and greasy, green in color, hairy, and smelly', although we don't know what it is, we will resolutely avoid it, and the brain judges it to be 'toxic'. Empiricism, as clichΓ© as it sounds, has been tried and tested by me, the 'governor of time': usually I would not be interested in digging into the 'exactly' of a time-tested truth, because it is there, and we don't need to make any more judgments. It's good to eat, it's so easy to eat! The rest of the time, a realistic suggestion: you can go and think about your thesis firstβββ 'fifth draft', okay? By the way, this time you 'Apple Tree' asked for someone for the last time before graduation, you tell Shukan about it, let me join in! I can't miss the opportunity to 'progress' with you! I also want to see what is possible for the group of people with the most brainpower in our college to convince me of 'empiricism'. By the way, my dad said that the best classic fruit in our country is the 'Guoguang' apple, what's the matter? When I hear the name, I burst into tears! I'll buy her a bag, and you won't keep knocking on the door with 'rock candy hearts', try a different kind this time? β
Xin Wu brought the 'Guoguang' apples and this passage that Wang Li specially bought to Shu Kang, and expressed that he had long intended to join the "Apple Club", but he didn't want to take the set of test questions of Mensa members for him to answer, but she didn't expect that she made an exception for him and agreed.
Of course, the name "Guoguang" was honorably awarded to Wang Li at the same time.
Choosing the most suitable company name for the fairy "Gong Xiaotao" made several veterans pick and choose, and finally struggled with the five names of "Red Dew", "Pinova", "Pink Lady", "Merlot" and "Venus Gold": which one to choose, which one is more worthy of her?
"I don't think it's possible to ask for either of these questions: Is the name 'Pinocchio' like the lying 'Pinocchio'? Bad conduct; The owner of Venus Gold has a broken arm, mutilated, ominous, the Pink Lady calls the young lady old, and it sounds very old, and as for the Merlot, it is like a drink, and it is tacky. can match her fairy-like temperament, only 'red dew' is left, imagine, in the morning with dew, the red sun is rising, do you feel the fairy atmosphere BGM? β
As soon as Wang Li entered the club, he solved an "unresolved" naming problem, successfully persuaded several elders, and officially gave Gong Xiaotao Fairy a fairy name: "Honglu", and picked the remaining names, which were reserved for new members of the club in the future.
Seeing that everyone unanimously passed, Wang Li glanced at Xin Wu very proudly, and said secretly: "It's right to bring buddies in!" Such a simple question, you so-called high-IQ people still need to discuss it for so long, it is too inefficient. β
Xin Wu naturally received all the information that didn't need to be said, and blinked his eyes back, which was a secret reply: "Bringing you in to play, just to let you have a good time!" You can just get nervous! β
However, Wang Li still has quite an opinion on the fact that there are too few girls in the club: "I think we should also attract more female classmates to join, and now we will discuss the two of Shu Kang and Xiao Tao, and it is easy for us to deviate from our opinions, after all, girls have more advantages in the perceptual world, and it is easy to break through the restrictions of those who are too rational in thinking." Also, even if we go out for activities and arrange a room, it's more convenient, right? Ha ha. β
"This can be considered, but the minimum standard for joining the company cannot be lowered in order to balance gender: if you owe IQ, you really can't ask for it." Shukang replied to Wang Li's suggestion.
"Yes! If it's not on the same channel, it really can't be improvised. Shingo also agreed.
After everyone agreed on the agreement, a condition of "recruiting club members" was added to the APP: under the same conditions, girls are preferred.
This time it has indeed attracted the attention of many girls. What's even more unexpected is that among the girls selected this time, there is one, not only to meet the benchmark of IQ standards, she is also an exchange student from Russia Eva, majoring in ancient Chinese Chinese, as a member of the fighting nation, she is not only tall and fit, with long blonde hair, with sapphire blue eyes and fair skin, three-dimensional and beautiful facial features, 360 degrees of beauty without dead ends, the key people can also speak fluent Chinese, and from time to time there are some "ancient poems" or classical Chinese terms, it is simply a let " The quality of the fruit of "Apple Club" immediately rose to a higher level, and I felt that there was a feeling of additional points.
Wang Li most hopes to get her "Russian-style" veneer and kiss hug ceremony, but unfortunately she only gives this treatment to girls; When greeting this group of boys, Eva will clasp her hands into fists and perform a very standard "Chinese-style bow salute", the kind of female use where her right hand wraps her left hand, and she especially likes to wear all kinds of Chinese clothes: cheongsam, Tang costume, Hanfu, and even she has a set of "flying fish suit" that only has a Ming Dynasty brocade guard, if this set of clothes is in her body, then she must have just finished her martial arts club activities that day, and rushed over. This made him a little disappointed, after all, Eva, who could match his height so well, was so good that he could forget the old things about Xiaoyun who had left the country.