[It's okay to lie to me and love, what does it mean to want my life? 】

[She didn't mean to green you!] 】

[Little brother is really miserable!!] "It's been dangerous outside lately, don't go out!" What a good girl for the sake of others! 】

[Heart-stealing thieves not only steal hearts, but also steal masks! ] 】

[Green I can, don't move my mask]

[It's miserable, but I want to laugh, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Why can't you always meet such a male ticket in reality!] 】

[This woman is probably possessed by Hong Shixian, and the scum is clear! ] 】

[I'm laughing to death, licking the dog until there is nothing left!] 】

[I learned one sentence again: I didn't mean to green you, I just forgot to break up!] 】

[Forgive me for seeing that I laughed at the end!] 】

[New here, do you go through the program or laugh directly? ] 】

[Are you in love?] Midori you didn't mean to, you just forgot to tell you that. 】……

In less than 12 hours, Jiang Xiaobai complained on a certain platform that he licked his dog for half a year, and the "miserable" thing of being "green" and broken up had millions of retweets and comments, and even likes!

After a night of cold wind blowing on the rooftop, he straightened up his clothes and shouted, "you, forget to say break up!" Then he closed his eyes and opened his hands, and lifted his feet...

"Little brother don't..."

Hearing the sound, before turning around and seeing the person clearly, both fell from the rooftop on the 7th floor.

When I woke up again, before I opened my eyes, I heard a small exchange sound at a distance of three or five meters.

"These three young ladies are really hard, seeing that the cold has passed, the weather is gradually getting warmer, and the cough disease is about to follow, but I met the old lady who went to the holy fire maple to get spring water, hey~"

"Isn't it just a hard life! When the old lady came back in April, grass grew on the graves of the three young ladies. ”

"Sister, don't talk about it, the eldest lady is coming here with someone, so hurry up and set up the firewood; If not, you will inevitably be whipped again!"

"It's ~..."

From far to near, there are some footsteps "kicking and tapping".

"Have you got enough firewood?"

A sharp female voice asked, just listening to the voice, it is the master who is ruthless.

"Miss Hui, you're all ready!"

A resigned voice replied.

"Sister, the medicine is enough, just wait for the third watch day to arrive, just light the fire!"

"So good, this sick little slut must die tonight!"

"Don't worry, the eldest lady, let her have three heads and six arms, she will be gone."

"Yes, yes, sister, you can rest assured, she has been serving the weak grass of my grass clan for many years, even if she is born with strange bones, she will not have the opportunity to be passed on by the old lady again!"

"The old aunt at the door! Can you watch the drama quietly, or close the door and watch it yourself at home! Complaining, he opened his eyes and saw a simple wooden bed with a silk-edged tent.

When I raised my hand to rub my eyes, I felt a terrible pain all over my body, as if I was about to fall apart.

"Oops! I'll go! I only drank two Jiang Xiaobai last night! is known as the wine fairy in the grass team of the University of Finance, and he shouldn't be so invincible! ”

questioned his own strength, as if in a dream.

"Oh oh ~ The weather is dry, be careful of the candle!"

"Oh oh ~ The weather is dry, be careful of the candle!" …

"Wait, wait, isn't this the time telling scene in a costume drama?"

The sound gradually became clear, and the auditory nerve was stimulated again.

"Ignition!"

"Yes! Ignition!"

After the female voice commands, it is followed by a second repetition and another order.

Following the burning sound of "squeak ~ squeak" dry firewood, the light reflecting the sky illuminates the whole room transparently.

The mind is like an overcurrent in the head, and the information is entered in the head.

It turned out that he fell from the 7th floor and traveled to the world of the Five Elements Qingwa Pavilion, which is the Taoyuan world of the most popular fantasy novels at the moment.

What surprised him even more was that his soul was in a female body at the moment, if it weren't for the pain that he couldn't even lift his hands, he wanted to touch what was the essential difference between this woman's body and a man's body?

The original owner of this body~?

Thinking of this question, my mind flashed like a computer code, like the speed of light.

The original owner, the second largest family among the five families of gold, wood, water, fire, earth, and the third lady of the Mu family, Kapok blood; His parents died when he was a child, and he was weak but not sick, but in recent years, he suddenly couldn't see the light and couldn't blow the wind.

She was already unlikable, but she became a thorn in the side of the Mu clan when she was sick!

It's not because of how many stunts she has, it's just because of the old lady in the clan, the Muxia clan treats her as a baby; Hell-bent on grooming her to be the patriarch of the next generation of family power.

This naturally brought her a lot of killings.

"Ahem~" The smoke drifted into the room, and the person on the wooden bed was completely awake, knowing that his body was sore because of the fall from the 7th floor; I didn't plan to commit suicide, but it was a daedric who couldn't think of it who pushed himself, and he fell from the building.

"If I let me know who this daredevil, I'll make sure she's buried with me!"

Jiang Xiaobai gritted his teeth, wanting to drink human blood and eat human flesh.

"Forget it! Now is not the time to think about this problem, if you don't escape from this sea of fire, you will die again! My book is not finished, and my love has not been returned; Even my life-saving mask was swept away by Lu Yao's green tea...! I can't die, I still have a lot of things to do!"

Instinctively got up and got out of bed, not to be surprised that the body at this moment was not as painful as just now, nor as weak and sick as in memory, he stretched out his hands in front of the wooden bed and pulled the tent hanging in front of the bed, followed by a "creak" sound of the wooden door rotting and delubricated, and the body was unstable with a center of gravity, and fell straight down from a high place.

About three feet high, the body fell on the straw, the surrounding area was dark, but it could be judged that this was a well-style house, and the unconscious "ah" sound of falling down because of panic had an echo.

Jiang Xiaobai was afraid that he would die three more times, and he had just escaped after the second death!

"Not bad! The original owner has some small tricks! ”

After a moment of adaptation, the darkness is no longer pitch black, you can see the shape of the house, and you can find your way out.

In just this short moment, Jiang Xiaobai was completely fused with Kapok blood.

When I was in high school, I was dedicated to being "someone else's child", except for reading, I was reading.

Squeezed into a top university and had a personal hobby - writing. But he didn't grasp the mainstream and became a hot writer.

With the handsome skin of the school grass, he finally fell in love in his senior year, and he was still the colonel who couldn't ask for it.

Lu Yao's principle of communication is that the first time must be reserved for marriage.

After all, it was the first time to fall in love, Jiang Xiaobai thought that this was love, relying on the family conditions were not bad, and he was also responsive to this Lu Yao.

That is, if there are conditions, we must give, and if there are no conditions, we must also give.

Is licking a dog addictive?