"You shit, you just stink." Song Xi was not angry, and a white eye gave Xia Yang back.

"Wife, why did I become a dog again?" Xia Yang looked at Song Xi with weak and pitiful and helpless little eyes and asked.

"You're a dog!"

This woman doesn't have any explanations. directly said a dog thing, and sent Xia Yang away.

What can Brother Yang do, naturally he can only stick out his tongue.

And then.

"Wang! Barking! ”

"Where did the puppy come from, it's a nuisance! Why don't you kill this puppy and stew dog meat hot pot? Ning Lele said with a smile.

"Auntie, haven't you noticed that my puppy is a little too thin? So, even if you want to kill it, you can't kill it now! No matter what, you have to fatten up only to be able to kill! In that way, there will be more dog meat, so that you can eat enough! ”

Xia Yang said to Ning Lele cheaply.

"You guy, did you come empty-handed?" Ning Lele asked suddenly.

"When you come to see my aunt, how can you be empty-handed? Coming to see my aunt empty-handed, what a great rebellion! How can I, a person who understands etiquette, do such a rebellious thing? ”

Xia Yang smiled and took out the book of "Easy Swordsmanship", handed it to Ning Lele, and said, "Auntie, this is my filial piety to you." ”

"This "Easy Sword Technique" is for you to practice." Ning Lele said.

"I practiced?" Xia Yang looked at this woman with incredibly small eyes and asked, "Why did I practice?" ”

"Because my aunt loves you! Hurry up and turn the first page and follow the practice. Ning Lele said with a smile.

Xia Yang turned the first page, and there was a line of small words written on it.

"If you want to practice this skill, you must first go to the palace."

After reading it, he immediately looked at Ning Lele with helpless eyes, and said with a scared face: "Auntie, this kung fu is too profound, I can't practice it!" ”

"Isn't it just a matter of a knife? It's so simple, what can't be practiced. Ning Lele replied with a smile.

After speaking, she also took out a sharp knife and handed it to Xia Yang.

"You're welcome, if this knife is dirty, it's my aunt's." Ning Lele had a loving smile on his face.

"Auntie, this kung fu is so profound, I really can't practice it. Besides, Xi'er won't allow me to practice. ”

Xia Yang hurriedly looked at Song Xi with a small look for help.

Although he knew that Ning Lele was just joking with him. She shouldn't force him to swing a knife from the palace.

"Xi'er, don't you allow him to practice this unparalleled "Easy Sword Technique"?" Ning Lele looked at Song Xi with a smile and asked.

"Yes! It's best to practice, anyway, keep that thing, he messes with flowers and grass everywhere. It's better to cut it clean. Song Xi said with a smile.

"Wife, don't you think about your happy life for the rest of your life?" Xia Yang looked at Song Xi pitifully.

"Do you think that sister, I can't find any other man besides you?"

Song Xi rolled his eyes, turned this guy white, and said with a disgusted face: "It's really ridiculous!" ”

"What a wolf-hearted woman." Xia Yang muttered in a low voice.

He didn't dare to say this too loudly. Because of that, it's easy to be beaten by your wife.

However, no matter how whispered he was, Song Xi still heard it.

"What are you talking about?" Song Xi looked at him with a smile and asked.

"I said wife, you're so good-looking." Xia Yang said with a grin.

"Is that really what you're talking about?" Song Xi glared at Xia Yang with that cold look, and said leisurely: "Do you think that your wife and my ears are deaf, so foolish?" ”

"Why do I think that your ears are deaf and foolish, wife? My wife is so smart, where can I fool her? Besides, a good man will never fool his wife. Because, my wife is loved, how can I fool her? ”

Xia Yang looked at Song Xi seriously, and said seriously: "Good man, you can't fool your wife." Because, fooling your wife is going to be thundered by the sky! ”

"You guy, you should be thundered by the sky!" Song Xi glared at Xia Yang angrily and said.

"Wife, if I am struck by thunder from the sky, won't you have to be widowed? Do you really bear it? Xia Yang asked with a grin.

"Fuck off!"

Song Xi glanced at this guy, then grabbed Ning Lele's arm and said, "Auntie, let's go, leave this dog thing here and feed the wild dog." ”

"Wife, wait for me. Don't leave me here, if you do, I'll let that wild dog eat you, and you'll be heartbroken. ”

Brother Yang, that's how he can pull it.

For a mature man, the most important ability is three words. That's it,.

Brother Yang, you've always been very good at talking, right?

"Heartbroken?"

Song Xi smiled and said, "Sister, it's too late for me to be happy, how can I be sad?" You little bastard, if you don't get eaten by wild dogs, I'll be sad! ”

"Auntie, don't you care about your niece? She is very easy to be returned to her husband like this, and it is easy to be divorced. ”

Xia Yang turned the muzzle of the gun and said to Ning Lele with a smile.

"What did you say?" Song Xi was very unceremonious, and directly screwed it on Xia Yang's waist.

"You little bastard, do you believe it if I screw you to death?"

"Ah...... Ahhhh......h

Xia Yang was miserable, and screamed loudly there.

"My wife spares my life, my wife spares my life! Wife, you can spare me this time, I promise that next time, I will never leave you again. Xia Yang begged for mercy at Song Xi.

"You little bastard, now you're getting fat, right? How dare you divorce your sister? Even if it's Hugh, it's my sister who divorced you! ”

Song Xi, with a fierce look, glared at this guy.

"Wife, can you not divorce me?" Xia Yang hurriedly hugged Song Xi's arm and shook it around cheaply.

"No, you can't!" Song Xi refused fiercely.

"Why not?" Xia Yang looked at Song Xi with pitiful eyes.

"Because you're not good." Song Xi scolded with a smile.

After speaking, she also gently gave Xia Yang a slap.

"Wife, I'm good, I'm super good." Xia Yang's cheap way.

"That's right, auntie." Xia Yang hurriedly took out the delicate little wooden box and handed it to Ning Lele.

"In addition to the "Easy Sword Technique", I also brought you another small gift."

"What's in there?" Ning Lele was a little curious.

She only knew that Xia Yang would bring "Easy Sword Technique", but she didn't know that in addition to this, he would bring other things.

"Auntie, open it and take a look, won't you know?" Xia Yang said with a grin.

"Smack!"

Ning Lele flicked his fingers, and the small wooden box was opened.

Inside, on top of the golden satin, there was a gray seed.

"What is this?" Ning Lele frowned slightly, and then suddenly realized: "The seeds of the seven-colored flower? ”

"Auntie is really well-informed, and she can see it at a glance." Xia Yang hurriedly gave a thumbs up and praised.

"Why would you want to send this to me?" Ning Lele looked at this guy curiously and asked.

"Don't all women like flowers? Besides, auntie, you look like a flower. The seeds of these seven-colored flowers are naturally only owned by you! ”

Xia Yang looked at Ning Lele with a smile and said, "I spent 500 million yuan on the seeds of these seven-colored flowers!" ”

"Loser!"

After hearing the figure of 500 million, Song Xi was not angry and scolded Xia Yang.

Isn't this calf's money her money? Spend 500 million to buy such a thing, it's not a loser thing, what is it?

So, she has to be good and count this guy.

"Wife, buy a gift for my aunt, that's our juniors, filial piety to our elders, how can you say that I am a loser?"

Xia Yang looked at Ning Lele with a smile and asked, "Auntie, am I a loser?" ”

This gift, he gave it to Ning Lele, and if Ning Lele also said that he was a loser, it was simply too unconscionable.

"Can this thing be worth 500 million?" Ning Lele asked.

"If it's sold on the countertop, it's not worth it. However, for my aunt, it's worth it! After all, the friendship of my aunt is priceless! Xia Yang said with a smile.