Chapter Twenty-Seven: A Visit to the World of Fun

"Hello passengers! Your space trip is about to reach your destination, Fun World, please maintain your posture, take a deep breath, and now, start cheering β€”β€”β€”! ”

When Shu Kang heard this, he once again confirmed that his posture should be "correct" like that of several other flyers, and then he followed the instructions: "Deep β€”β€”β€” β€”β€”β€”"

Before I had time to "suck", I only felt that my whole body fell down with the seat of the "mini aircraft", and the word "suck" stayed in the position of the word "exhale" together with the soul, while the body was very resolute towards the new planet, advancing at the speed of light!

A strong urge to urinate emerged at the same time, and the panties also suffered, and Shu Kang was completely ashamed of his reaction.

The eyes that were not angry were so frightened that they closed tightly when they should have seen what was going by, and only the light sensation of flickering light outside the eyelids accompanied the whole process of this "decline".

"Alas! It's a pity, it's a pity, I didn't see anything, I'm still too timid, it turns out that something really happened, and I'm so cowardly! Shu Kang complained to herself, and after about 30 seconds, the soul that stayed in the "Hu" position finally caught up with her body, and when all the elements were returned to you, she opened her eyes.

The throat is very dry.

It turned out that she had a very long "ahβ€”β€”β€”" scream just now, and she didn't even realize that she had really "cheered" as the command said!

Tearing and shouting so hard, I have already called out the "broken fricative" in my throat, of course it is very dry.

The book looked around, it was dusty, and he couldn't see anything clearly. After a long time, the huge dust caused by their landing slowly dissipated, and "dust to dust, dust to dust".

When all the dust has cleared, the scenery of the landing site presented in front of Shukang's eyes finally shows a 360-degree "whole picture" without dead ends: the sky is pure black, dotted with various unknown stars, shining from the depths of space that I don't know how far away; The ground was undulating, like the bottom of a crater in the plains of a large crater, and it was not clear whether the material at the bottom of the crater was solid or a mixture of solids and liquids, because some of the aircraft seats were halfway below the horizon and were desperately pulling up, as if they were trying to pull their legs out of the mud of a deep swamp pool. All the light comes from a large, slow-moving planet on the backβ€”β€”β€” not an extremely hot star like the Sun, which glows coldly, and because of its size, it occupies almost a third of the field of view of the plane visible starry sky.

"Welcome to the 'World of Fun'! Passengers are asked to take off their flying posture, shake your head vigorously, and check that they are still there, right? Next, clap your hands to make sure your hands are functioning properly. Finally, shake your legs and ankles. If you are missing any of the above three items, please tap the button on the top of the helmet, and the 'return' function will be activated, and you will go back to the original way to find parts; if there are no missing passengers, please sit in the 'most interesting' positionβ€”β€”β€” please note that if your posture is verified by the satellite immigration surveillance system as "zero interesting value", you will also be banned from visiting the planet, and will be asked to immediately start the 'return' button, and send back to the original planetβ€”β€”β€” seat aircraft is about to depart' The 'Random Distribution' feature will send you to an interesting place you've never been to before, and start a new and interesting travel life. Please remember our return slogan: 'Life never stops, no more tossing'! When you think you have fully appreciated the joy of travel in the place where you were distributed and wish to return, please recite this slogan three times in a row, and you can return to the station; Now, let's read it out loud and get ready to β€”β€”β€”! ”

"Life is endless, and the toss is endless!"

"Thank you! Okay, now, please start posing, the Star Entry Surveillance System is about to start scanning you, meow~~~"

Shu Kang hadn't figured out what pose to be interesting, and the last "meow" of this radio reminded her, yes, Buck in Eva's mobile phone, the big ham sausage that pretended to be very indifferent, deliberately tilted his head, squinted his eyes, but a small waterfall of saliva flowed out of his mouth, it was really interesting, since the regulatory system here has the element of "meow galaxy", it is estimated that to make a "Wang Xingren" expression, it should be able to meet the "fun value" standard!

That's right, just like that!

Often take selfies with your mobile phone, it's not difficult to take a new pose, rushing at the drone camera that is about to fly in front of you, the book tilts your head, your eyes turn, and your saliva begins to flowβ€”β€”β€” without saliva, you have to squeeze out a small river!

When she was worried that doing these poses in a bloated spacesuit would affect her performance with a glass mask, her worries were unnecessary, and the camera swept over it slightly, and the mask bounced up on its ownβ€”β€”β€” it turned out that this was passed!

The book was overjoyed and sat back down, and the chair began to move, floating in the air towards the end of a moving trail area.

She was lucky, her head rushed up and floated past, and the other flyers who had passed the level, from various other scattered spots, from various angles, also flocked to this "trail area", from any angle, like a string of fallen leaves blown by the wind, and was landing in a collective three-dimensional manner.

"Strong and gentle, it's the hardest thing to do. For example, carefully gluing the petals of a flower as thin as a cicada's wings with the hands that are used to carrying bricks requires self-control, which will make people who think they are as strong as cattle sweat. ”

On the way to this unknown "random distribution port", in front of his eyes, the book suddenly floated through line after line of three-dimensional propaganda sentences, drifting towards his eyes from far and near one by one, and scattered.

The big word that "smashed" onto Shu Kang's body was "control".

The seat shook violently, and before it flew to the end of the "trail area", it took off again, and directly threw her off the chairβ€”β€”β€” thinking that it would make people walk off the "mini flying machine" in peace, but I didn't expect to be directly treated by the seat as a piece of bread in the pot, and was thrown out by a chef called "control" regardless of anything.

Shu Kang stretched out his hand in the air and grabbed it, but there was nothing to grab, and his hands were empty.

"Ahh β€”β€”β€”" After screaming sincerely again, he was mentally prepared, and this time he brought his body and soul with him, his eyes wide open the whole time, and after a gymnastic flip like being thrown into a washing machine, he fell into a deep pool of water.

The heavy spacesuit dragged the book straight to the bottom of the pool, and the cold water poured directly into it from the open mask, and the entire spacesuit became another close-fitting mini "pool in the pool", so that the book could experience the despair of what it means to be "sunk in the pond by the clan".