The three little girls, jump, then 'Eagle Step', then 'Eagle Step'...... Jump only half the height of the city wall. Look, I'll just say I can't jump on it.

Then 'Eagle Step', then 'Eagle Step', then 'Eagle Step'......

Why do they have six jumps? I only have two jumps? Isn't this martial arts?!

'Leap', 'Sky Step', then 'Eagle Step', then 'Eagle Step', 'Silver Light Falling Blade'. I jumped on it too. As for Little Meow? Do I still need to bring a cat to climb the wall?

"Oh oh oh oh!"

"That's amazing!"

"Is this swordsmanship? I didn't expect to see it one day. ”

"It's too strong."

Low-key, low-key. I also know that I am very strong.

"That cat is so strong, it killed more than twenty people in one instant."

"yes, yes, that cat looks stronger than this swordsman!"

What do you mean! I feel offended!

"Okay, okay, I'll go and change the merit first, and I'll come back and invite you to dinner."

I slipped away, and although a large number of enemies had gathered outside the east gate, their leader, Su Lei, had just been killed by me. Without command, they will only fight for power among their own people, and will not come to attack the city. I also took this free opportunity to return to the Meritorious Exchange Office outside the walls of the Imperial Palace.

Me: "One motorcycle, twenty-one machine guns." In addition, the enemy is Su Lei is a general, right? And his direct machine-gun unit. ”

Ma Lin: "Take the motorcycle to the ordnance processing station, machine guns, machine guns, I'll take a look, the four city gates have to be exchanged, one place for five, right?" There is another one to keep with me, and see who comes to redeem it again. Uh-huh, your exploits in killing the enemy have been recorded for you, is there anything else? ”

Me: "I, what, I still need to send this machine gun?" ”

Do you know how far it takes to walk around the walls?

Marlene: "Otherwise, I won't be able to leave." By the way, motorcycles are also going to be delivered. The merits have been added to you, don't hide them privately. ”

Me: "Okay. By the way, if you want to redeem this motorcycle, how much merit does it take? ”

Marlene: "Swap for a motorcycle?" I'll see, huh? Hey! Your feats are just right. I've already deducted it for you. But you'll still have to give Bartoro a modification. Your exploits are only enough to replace the motorcycle, and the laser cannon and grenade launcher on it will have to be removed. ”

I...... I said 'what if'! I'm just asking, why did you really deduct my merits?!

Me: "Why, I'm just asking, this ......?"

Marlene: "Huh? Which one? Because the loot you handed in is calculated as meritorious at cost price, and the exchange is at market price, so your meritorious service is just right, and I will give you a cheaper one? ”

Me: "I mean, why did you just deduct the merit?" ”

Marlene: "Well, you don't understand. We are now at war and short of supplies. Everyone has a lot of merit in their hands, and there is nowhere to change it. So if you have a little idea, we will try our best to satisfy it and recycle the merit. We owe too much now, and we may not be able to survive, so if you have anything you want, just change it quickly.

On the other hand, it's mainly motorcycles, which we don't need when we're defending, and most of you people from the Nether can't afford to change them. Your feats are just right. And a guy like you will not lack meritorious service in the future. Believe me, you will only be troubled in the future because there are too many merits and no flowers. Okay, go and help me deliver the machine gun, and remember to ask Bartoro to remove the laser cannon and grenade launcher. ”

I:......

Yang Qiong: "Big brother? What's going on? ”

Me: "You three, send machine guns to the people at the west gate, north gate, and south gate, and then go back to the east gate to defend it." I went to Bartoro to remodel my motorcycle. Alas, I have to find a place to collect their corpses, and the merit exchange office only accepts medals, not corpses. ”

When I found the crematorium, I took out the bodies of those enemies. Due to the severe lack of resources in Ghent, the corpses of the enemy, after burning, were used as an energy source. It's not a big deal, I've heard that even earlier, these things were actually used for food. Later, the Nether Empire sent them support, and this stopped.

However, it can't cheapen the enemy, so the original power furnace was specially modified and turned into a crematorium. Needless to say, I've been in this place for a long time, and I won't have the appetite to invite those bastards from the East Gate to dinner later.

Wait, I don't think I've got any meritorious, huh? How do you invite them to dinner? No, you can't get food even if you have meritorious deeds, so I'll treat them to eat with the things in the space. Alas, I have to pay out of my own pocket, what kind of world?

The body of the Heavy was thrown in, Surey's, hey, this vest is good. These leather pants are not bad, too. I wear these gloves just right. Ouch, he still has a revolver at his waist. I didn't see it clearly at the exchange office just now, so I thought it was? Is this what a gun is?

Strip Su Lei of his belongings and throw him into the crematorium. I left here and went to the ordnance processing to look for Bartoro.

Bartolo: "What? You want this motorcycle? All right. I heard that you killed an amazing guy, it's amazing. ”

Me: "It's okay, it's just a fluke, I almost died." ”

Bartolo: "I'll take a look, this motorcycle." Tsk, what a bad old man's craft. Alas, I'll just say that those jobs are too much about the lethality of machines. As a motorcycle, the most important thing should be speed, right? ”

Me: "yes, I've always wanted a fast mount, ah, a vehicle. ”

Bartoro: "Uh-huh, I heard that you also use the Force in the Nether? You put one and I'll take a look. ”

I did as he said, gathering the Force in my hands.

Bartolo: "It's about the same strength as ours, so I'll help you transform it." The energy structure must be compatible, and the mechanical force and fuel must be compatible. What is this? Laser cannons? Demolished, huh? A vehicle should have the appearance of a vehicle, so what is it to install guns?

Anyway, I also made a special attack machine, and put it at the north gate, you can go and see it when you have time. That's the real machine. Long-range bullets, grenades, and short-range also have impact capabilities. Flame launchers are also required at medium range. Much stronger than this nondescript motorcycle. Tsk, you look at the grenade launcher, really, the old man's skills are getting worse and worse. ”

In this way, Bartoro chattered while remodeling the motorcycle, and more than three hours passed.

Bartolo: "Alright, done. Labor drivers give some renovation fees. ”

Me: "Renovation fee? Marlene didn't tell me about this, huh? And she deducted all my merits! ”

Bartoro: "This woman who wants money to die!" Give me anything, you guy, you've killed a lot of enemies since you came up. There's still a lot of stuff in the space that hasn't been taken out, right? ”

I:......

And you know how to find your own people?

I pulled out some food, yes, Dark City specialty cheese. The black-tongued Ulan didn't take it out. It's wartime, and it's not allowed to drink.

Bartoro: "That's all? Not enough. Although we are short of food right now, well, delicious! But you know, a mechanical genius like me can't, it's delicious, and I won't go hungry. ”

Are you sure you're really not starving? Why does it taste like a starving ghost reincarnated?

Bartolo: "You're an elf?" How about giving me a hundred milliliters of your elven blood? I've heard that you elves are born with magic, so I'll see if it's because of your bloodline? ”

Me: "No! ”

How can the body be traded to others?

Bartolo: "I still have a few spare tires here, and the tires of your car are so worn out that you can't drive far." Well, a little blood is enough. ”

Me: "Fifty milliliters at most, no more." ”

Cao Cao can cut his hair and act as the head, cut his beard and abandon his robe. A little blood is nothing, and when I recovered with a mask, I had more blood than that. No, I can't read novels anymore, this thing is too top-notch.

Bartoro: "Deal!" ”

In this way, I got a motorcycle or two and named it 'Hurricane'. Back at the East Gate, clear out the enemies first, and then ride out for a stroll.

As soon as I returned to the east gate, all the soldiers guarding looked at me and laughed, and some shouted, "Old Mo, when will you invite us to dinner!" ”

I didn't answer, turned to the captain of the garrison and said, "Five machine guns, your exploits have been deducted." ”

Five large machine guns were discharged.

They deliberately shouted again, "Old Mo, have you been cheated by Ma Lin's girl at the exchange office?" ”

I opened my eyes wide and said, "Why are you so innocent out of thin air......"

"What innocence? I saw with my own eyes yesterday that Marlene forcibly stuffed a bomb to the soldier at the south gate, and the man went to change the bullet. You've been stuffed with something, right? ”

I blushed, the green veins on my forehead bursting out, and I argued, "Changing motorcycles is not a forced blockage, I have long wanted to mount." What you love me, can this be considered a trap for me? The succession was difficult to understand, what "running fast", what "energy compatible", etc., caused everyone to laugh: the east gate and the outside were full of happy air.

Yang Qiong: "Big brother, did you really change your motorcycle?" ”

Me: "Ahh ”

Yang Jia: "Have you spent our exploits?" ”

Me: "You don't have merit. Although we are now a squad, all the feats are earned by me and Meow. ”

Yang Yi: "Isn't it that you won't let us go down to fight?" We are so strong, how can we not earn meritorious deeds! ”

Little Meow: "Meow! ”

Well? When will it be your turn to condemn me? I grabbed Meow by the back of her neck and lifted her up.

Me: "If you want to make a meritorious service, you can go down, and I won't stop you." ”

I've been in the ordnance shop for a few hours, and now I'm all back. These little girls didn't consume at all, they were ready for a long time. It's just that I don't know what happened to the enemy outside?

——————

The time goes back to the year 10101 in the Peace calendar, the year of Ulysses in the Elven calendar, 325 years, in May.

Humanity has finally withdrawn, after nearly three months of stalemate.

In order to prevent the human side from sneaking up and decapitating, I, as a three-level melee combat force, can only stay in the camp all the time, and I can't go anywhere.

As for why it's three high-end combat powers, of course, it's because those two girls have been pestering me. During this period, Ah Lang didn't come back, Amy and Chrissy returned to the Dark City with Xuanhuo, and only we have been here to tell stories, fight, land, lord, and play Three Kingdoms.

It's boring, but they're leaving, but they're not leaving, and I can't celebrate with two shots. What if they don't leave?

Tanya: "It's time to return, the Human Empire has sent a letter to the Dark Elves, the war is over." ”

Me: "Oh!! ”

Tanya: "Ah Mo is preparing for the final exam." There is less than a month to go. ”

Me: "......"

Final exam, year-end bonus. But isn't my debt paid by the Dark Elf Kingdom? What do you care about? 'What's going on?' I gave Eno a look.

Eno: "According to the negotiations between the elves and the dark elves, the dark elves have decided to help you repay the loan on time for three thousand years. So you're happy too soon, Mo. ”

Me: "......"

Leaders of the two countries? Amy and Tanya discussed it, right? Can you always give me something new?

I still remember what I said before, 3,000 years of labor reform. That's based on the best possible situation, where the quality of teaching is the best and the students are the best. At the end of each year, Dabi can get the championship, teacher evaluation, class attendance rate, bonuses, and miscellaneous things, so that it is possible to be released from prison within 3,000 years.

The half year hasn't finished yet, and I've been absent from class for three months, so I taught a 'knee bump', what is the competition?

At the end of the year, the elves of each grade participated, and at the end of the year, each grade was compared. The classes I teach are available for all grades, after all, it's just an elective.

The competition is that students who have chosen the offensive course can participate. Because you can choose at most one of each attack course, the teacher of that class is the winner of the final class depending on what class the champion students choose.

Similarly, there is a competition between teachers, and the winner of this time is mine. Because I attacked the human army in a video, and after it was transmitted back to the school, there were not many teachers who planned to participate in the competition this year.

Tanya: "Kalami, Nitasha, do you two want to be teachers?" Teach swordsmanship? ”

Hey, elves don't need to learn swordsmanship at all, do they? It's okay to have a magic swordsman, don't give up your roots.

"Master?"

"You two decide for yourselves, I'll do everything anyway."

"Master, will the cubs who have been taught join our group?"

It's all said, stop playing the animal world stalk!

"Of course not!"

Karami: "Oh, then I can teach. ”

Nitasha: "Well, so do I. ”

Tanya: "Okay! With your help, your master will pay off his debts sooner. ”

If I want to pay off my debts, wouldn't it be nice to use the 'ghost train' to raid the imperial treasury? It's not because the elven kingdom needs the power of guns and the power of science and technology, so I stayed. And my debt has been paid by the Dark Elf Kingdom, and I won't admit it.

Tanya: "Let's go, get in the car, go back." ”

Karami: "Misty ship? Why is it in your hands? Master? ”

Me: "I sold it to her, don't you know that the master owes a lot of money?" ”

Nitasha: "Hmph, we will give you what you want, and you won't give it!" ”

Do I dare to give it to you? To you, did I still run away?

Me: "It's not a big problem, let's go to the Celestial Realm and find another one when we have time." As long as the rumors don't stop, the ghost ship will continue to appear. ”

Get in the car and return to the elf king capital in an instant. Get out. It's Zhou Jiu today, and it seems that there will be no class, and there will be no class tomorrow. Take both of them home first, and take them to their parents tomorrow.

If you have the chance, you can go to the human world to make up for their wedding. Alas, is there still a chance? It will take a hundred or two hundred years, and this generation of human beings will be dead, right?

All the way was fine, and we soon came to the outskirts of the city, where my house was. A group of elf children are still practicing swords in the courtyard, and it seems that they are practicing well, not bad.

Karami: "Master, is this your new cub?" ”

Me: "No, don't mention the cubs anymore. They're not the same as the two of you. ”

Nitasha: "What about the two?" ”

Me: "They're my sisters. ”

Karami: "Oh, should I give them a greeting gift?" ”

Nitasha: "Yes, it will be given." ”

yes, there's that too!

Me: "Just wrap them in a red envelope, the little girl is very greedy for money." ”

"Okay."

Me: "Xiaoying, Xiaoling, come here." ”

"Hello teacher!"

I didn't expect to alarm these children first. That's polite!

"Ahh Dude, are you back? Yes? Who are they? ”

"It's your sister-in-law."

I tried to say it in a flat tone.

"Sister-in-law?"

"First meeting!"

The two girls each gave a red envelope to the two little girls.

"Thank you, sister-in-law! Brother, let me tell you something, Xiaoling will talk to her sister-in-law. ”

What's the situation, the little girl is chattering?

Xiaoying: "Brother, you want to marry two humans?" ”

Me: "yes, what's wrong?" ”

Xiaoying: "But, the elves are all monogamous!" ”

Me: "I know, but humans aren't. ”

Xiaoying: "That's right, no! Humans and elves are married, and they are also monogamous! ”

Me: "Well, stupid girl, don't you know for me?" It is true that it is necessary to be monogamous to enter into a marriage, but brother, will the marriage ceremony work for me? ”

Xiaoying: "What do you mean, don't you?" Yes, rituals are magical, too. No, it's still not, it still doesn't explain why you married two? ”

Me: "Because the three of us can live together." You two will go back tonight, and then I'll take them both home to see. ”

Shadow: "Oh, got it. Stinky brother, good luck, the two of them are very beautiful. ”

You still need to say that!

I turned to the kids and said, "All right, guys. That's all for today's class, and tomorrow I won't be there, and tomorrow the teacher and teaching assistant will not be there. Come back next weekend. ”

"Brother, what's next?"

"Ah, what do you think I'm missing? By the way, buy me some furniture. I'm going to decorate this house, and you go buy me some decorations. ”

In this house, there is nothing missing on the first floor, but there is no food in the kitchen. On the second floor, there is a girl's room, and now Xiaoying Xiaoling will come to live there when he is free.

One master bedroom, no one occupies. I've been staying in guest rooms before, but of course, not anymore. The master bedroom is larger and could fit a large bed. The other study is also empty.

Put away all the things of the original owner of the master bedroom. The bed, the cabinet, and the table are all put away, and then put on the big bed that I specially ordered for Ah Lang.

【Name:Big Trampoline】

[Category: Toys/Construction]

【Quality: Excellent】

【Function: Rebound】

[Introduction: This is just an ordinary trampoline, can it be used to sleep?] 】

[Description: Who stole the trampoline in my yard?] 】

That's right, the biggest feature of this bed is its size. The large round bed with a diameter of five meters is particularly fun, and jumping on it can bounce off the person who was originally on the bed.

Placed in this room, just right. Then put on a special sheet, so you don't even need a mattress.

"Master, is this our new bed?"

"yes, you guys jump on it and try it."

I don't believe that you can't fight like that.

Sure enough, Nitasha jumped up first, was bounced into the air, and then fell; Karami jumped up and bounced Nitasha again.

"It's rubber inside, don't cut it with a sharp weapon, we won't have a place to sleep if it leaks."

"Got it."

"Brother, we're back!"

Tsk, it's finally back.

"You two help me decorate it, and I'll fix the yard."

Then again, how long has my yard been like this? These two little girls don't know how to help me fix it. Of course, I don't build walls. But there is a way to solve it.

Yes, yes, after the repair, it looks like the yard is a little bigger, I'm a genius.

"Brother, is this what you mean by repair?"

"That's right, if you can't solve the trouble, just solve the whole trouble, isn't it normal? If you take a closer look, do you think it looks good? ”

"yes, but I still don't understand the act of tearing down the entire wall because I broke a section of the wall."

"I don't need you to understand, are you ready? It's time to go home and check it out. ”

"My sister-in-law is still putting on makeup. Do you want us to be bridesmaids? ”

"No, I want you to go home first and see if your parents are home. If you are a bridesmaid, let's see if there will be a wedding in the future. Now it's time to let Mom and Dad know about it. ”

"Oh, then I'll go back with Xiaoling first?"

"Ah, you can go back by yourself first, Xiao Ling will stay here first, remember to report to me."

"Ahh Stinky dude! Stinky dude! ”

"Alright, hurry back."

The little girl flew away on a broomstick, and I walked into the house to see the two of them.

Well, it's beautiful, and my vision is just good. Kalami and Nitasha are beautiful in long white dresses without any ornamentation. Nitasha's long hair was simply tied up behind her, while Kalami had short hair that was ear-length. But as the saying goes, people who are not satisfied with their hairstyle often don't realize that it is a problem with their face.

The two of them are very beautiful, and they can handle any hairstyle.

"Didi!"

The communicator rang, and Xiaoying sent me a message when she got home, and it rang twice to mean that her parents were at home.

"Let's go!"

I rode the 'Hurricane' motorcycle, with Xiaoling sitting in front and two girls sitting in the back, sitting sideways, hugging my waist together, sitting back to back. Although the back seat of the motorcycle is very wide, my waist can't withstand your tossing like this, I said! It's really time for you two to change the way you sit like this.