There's got to be a legitimate reason for that guy to relax.

The beauty was completely defeated by her strong logic and surrendered: "...... You're right. ”

……

Bai Tang didn't know that he was about to have a birthday, so he sent the god to hell and stayed at home again.

I don't even need to write a mission report, but I just want to describe in detail the process of being dealt with that night, during which Xiang Dong vaguely asked if there was any missing treasure, Bai Tang said that he had never seen it, and Xiang Dong was also very untempered.

Xiang Dong's irritability is not obvious, Bai Tang stares at the black stone at home in a daze without any psychological burden, no, do research.

In his heart, he fights strangely, and the treasures that fall naturally belong to him, and whoever wants to rob them is a cult!

But his trophies were inconspicuous, like stones pulled down from any mountain, and there was nothing special except for the dots and smooth spots.

But Mo Yu said that it was indeed not an ordinary thing, and that it contained pure and gentle divine power, like raw materials that had not yet been developed, and that it needed to be refined to be useful.

Bai Tangyuan was a little salivating, poking its head out from time to time to take two bites, but it gave up after biting two bites, feeling that the thing had no taste yet, and even the divine power was not the kind of violent feeling it liked.

Bai Tang looked back and forth a few times, and felt that it was really useless, so he picked up his hand to use it as a paperweight on the table, but Mo Yu also thought that the smell of that thing was against him, and swept it to the corner casually.

Bai Tang was a little dissatisfied, feeling that he had played a high-level monster, but what he got was not worthy of the difficulty of tackling key problems.

On this day, Bai Tang came back again, and just occupied the center of the sofa at home, and before he could speak, he heard a rumbling thunder outside the window, as if it could burst the roof.

At that moment, the lights in the city suddenly dimmed.

Bai Tang immediately smelled the unusual smell, and he slid to the floor-to-ceiling window in the blink of an eye like a fish, just in time to see the dark sky outside illuminated by lightning, like a huge white firework burning thousands of miles in the sky in the dark night.

There was no rain, and the thunder only rang for a moment, but Bai Tang still heard some different flavors from the thunder that suddenly appeared and quietly disappeared.

After the white fireworks fell silent, the land fell silent again, as if nothing had happened, just a normal high-altitude thunder in the boring night.

Bai Tang was a little uneasy, he always felt that the thunder was too terrifying, and before he could come up with anything, the door of the house was suddenly pushed open, and Mo Yu walked in with a dead face.

Bai Tang quickly poured him a glass of water and said, "What's the matter?" ”

Mo Yu's voice was cold, and his thin lips only opened and closed a few times for a long time, and he spit out three words: "Open the gate of heaven." ”

"What the hell?" Bai Tang listened in the clouds, "Someone is opening the gate of heaven?" ”

"They're all crazy!" Mo Yu rubbed his eyebrows, as if he was extremely irritable, "The human world is a separate space between the underworld and the heavenly court, and it is recorded in the history of the underworld that tens of thousands of years ago, the three powers of the heavenly court, the human world, and the underworld joined forces to set up a barrier at the border of the three realms, because the underworld and the human world are interdependent, so there is a passage, but it is stipulated that the ghosts of the underworld cannot appear in the human world, and the heavenly realm, the heavenly realm and the human world have no passage at all!" This gate of heaven is just a pretense, and it has long been sealed by them together, but now, they want to open the gate of heaven! ”

Bai Tang's mouth moved, and he asked, "But Nezha and they all came down, is it ...... After a long time, the barrier has been broken? ”

"That's different," Mo Yu casually explained, "They all have a great price to come down, and even there is a limit to the number, but as soon as the gate of heaven opens, the constraints on their coming down will basically disappear!" ”

Mo Yu's fingers stirred unconsciously, and he was silent for only a second, and then said: "You pay attention to the heavens for the past two days, settle down, don't provoke God again, I want to go back to the underworld, and the time will be longer." ”

"It's not going to run away, is it?" Bai Tang said, "What did you just say when you opened the gate of heaven, it was as if you had seen the end of the world, ahem...... I mean, if you want to run, you have to run together, and if you want to be a ghost, you have to talk about faith, so we still have the same bed...... Don't do it, don't do it, wow, I'm not kidding......"

He shrunk his neck, and his peach blossom eyes were full of narrow smiles, no matter how solemn the atmosphere was just now, the air couldn't be heavy when he was talking nonsense.

Mo Yu looked at him, only to feel that these two goods are sometimes really angry people's liver pain, but he can always make people relax easily.

Bai Tang saw that the suppressed breath of death on his body had dissipated, so he leaned over again, began to reason, and said: "If it is really opened, it will not be this little movement, the thunder will not ring for a while, and it will not be so serious, you look at your face like a mournful woman, I don't know, I thought that your daughter-in-law was a widower...... Why are you glaring at me again? ”

Mo Yu stared at the two still horning mouths, a little itchy, but he strangely agreed with his statement in his heart.

It is true that the gate of heaven has not opened yet, it is just a small warning that someone has tried, and the gate of heaven passively issued.

When I think about it, it seems that the sky that was about to fall just now suddenly rose again.

Bai Tang has always been sensitive to other people's emotional changes, and immediately smiled: "What do you want to do in the underworld?" Remind those people that someone wants to open the gate of heaven? As for Yuerong's elf ghost, can he not have an eyeliner in the world? Don't worry, he must have known about it, it doesn't matter if you go or not. ”

There seems to be some truth to what this said.

"But this matter must be a big deal, you can go to the underworld for a walk, and see what kind of attitude Yuerong's idiot is," Bai Tang said to himself again, "The ghosts in this world are not rare, everyone has seen them, and ghost hunting is not valuable, ask him when he can take care of the ghosts in the world, now the ghost hunting market is oversupplied, and our ghost hunters are not worth anything!" ”

One second he was still serious about the matter, and the next second he was able to crook the topic to 108,000 miles, and he himself was still serious.

Mo Yu was not led crooked by him, still calmly thinking about serious things, trying to bring the topic back, and said: "This matter is not simple, there is such a thing as Tianmen, no one will touch it in a good manner, you are honest in the past two days, there must be something wrong." ”

"There is no one more honest than me," Bai Tang raised his hand and blinked his eyes, "You don't have to worry about me at all, I'm like this now, but I'm not the little white chicken who used to die at every turn." ”

Mo Yu's eyes were like a sharp sword that could pierce people's hearts, and he said, "What about Su Yuxiu? If she wants your life, can you live from her? ”

Bai Tang was a little short of breath and said, "Except for her, I"

"You're too fearless," Mo Yu said coldly, his eyes filled with the kind of indifference and awe he had never seen before, "You've lost your awe, it's dangerous, you don't know how many old monsters there are in this world to be feared." ”

Bai Tang didn't know what to say for a while, as if his thoughts hidden in the depths were said in one word, and he was a little annoyed.

He reflexively said, "I didn't!" Lao Mo, you're talking too much, I should

But there is awe. ”

Mo Yu glanced at him lightly, got up from the sofa, and said, "Really?" ”

Of course not!

The answer in Bai Tang's heart had quietly surfaced, confirming the keen intuition of the human monster.

Suddenly, there was a huge bottomless power, and even the gods said that they would kill it, as simple as pinching an ant to death, and he hadn't even used all his strength, and he didn't even use the white rice balls.

With such a strong force, why can't he be fearless?

He can be completely fearless, because he is qualified and has capital!

Bai Tang criticized Mo Yu's words in his heart, and completely refuted his words from the inside out, word by word.

But Mo Yu is a poisonous person, and his last simple "yes" two words sounded coldly every time after he finished speaking eloquently.

After a long time, Bai Tang finally admitted defeat, he gritted his teeth with hatred, and said in his heart that Mo pardoned this kind of person, he deserved to be alone, let him swell for two more days, what's wrong, I have to make the words clear!

Mo Yu went to the underworld early, and the speed was as fast as reincarnation, Bai Tang was angry and didn't find anyone, so he had to play with Bai Tangyuan, who had been very lazy recently.

So in the middle of the night, Bai Tangyuan was wrapped with threads, and he was thrown out of the window in a daze.

The cold wind outside the window was blowing, and the ghosts around were dead.

"Alas...... You can't even catch a ghost, what else can you do besides eating white rice balls? ”

After Bai Tangyuan, who barely opened his eyes when he felt the change in the environment, saw his situation clearly, the entire snake body was distorted, trembling, and he was about to die with someone in minutes.

"Hey, don't put so much yin qi, you converge and converge, and let go out with some pure and high-quality ...... I'll play for a while when I catch a stupid ghost, and the rest are all your snacks, you think about it, it's a good deal. ”

Bai Tangyuan symbolically struggled twice, and the snake's head twisted to Bai Tang who was lying on the windowsill, and said suspiciously: "Really? Why would you suddenly be kind enough to hunt ghosts for me? ”

Don't blame it for being suspicious, Bai Tang hasn't caught ghosts for it for a long time, and he always restricts its conditions for eating ghosts.

It's a handful of bitter tears, self-sufficiency has become a habit these days, and suddenly back to the time when he was fed, Bai Tangyuan was still a little flattered and hesitant.

Bai Tang smiled with a charitable face, and repeatedly promised: "Really." Then he coaxed with a serious face, "But you look lifeless, no ghost will like it, you have to move, well, that's it, that's it, the belly dance we watched together last time, you have to dance, so that the ghosts watching outside know that you are alive, and they will come!" ”

"Really?"

"Really! My lord, I never lie! If you don't believe it, try to jump, yes, just twist your body, jump a little crazy, cough, the crazier you are, the more you have energy, those little ghosts like it! ”

So in the silent night, there was an extra snake dancing with life in mid-air, shaking his body in knots.

Bai Tang looked relaxed and refreshed, and felt that the depression was swept away, so he stepped on the slippers to close his eyes and recuperate, and by the way, he also encouraged his stupid son to work harder.

As for whether the white rice balls that performed so hard caught a stupid ghost, only it knows!

……

The next day, it was a rare sunny day, the sun was shining, Bai Tang called and cared about the three ghosts in his office, confirmed that they were still alive, and was very relieved, so he wandered around to clean the house left by his master.