Chapter 22: The Desire to Win and Lose in Dreams
For Wang Li, the things that really troubled him were still to come: at the beginning, Xin Wu was just talking a lot; Later, he became constantly making small movements, first combing his hair hard to the back of his head with his fingers, as if this could dissipate heat a little faster; Then it was to keep repeating the actions of gnawing the duck's neck, spitting out the bones, and then drinking, accompanied by the rhythm of speaking, purely mechanical and rapid movements, seeing that the duck neck in the rice bowl was dried up, and there were a pile of residues and bones on the table, and the second wine was also drunk; In the end, all the food and drink in front of him were finished, so he simply stood up, grabbed Wang Li's hand, and asked him to teach him the family boxing method of Wang Li's father: "Didn't you teach Eva last time!" also taught me that I can learn faster than a foreigner like her. ”
"But you've drunk all the wine! Teach next time, right? The king saw that this could not go any further.
"If you drink it all, then drink water, there will always be water! Anyway, you have to teach me today, I promise: I'm a fast learner! Xin Wu first took the initiative to run over and bring a thermos bottle and put it on the table, and the table made a muffled sound.
"Okay, okay, don't make trouble, I'll teach you, I can't teach you!" Wang Li felt that this rejuvenating program should be the last one that he could stop tonight, thinking that he would fool around twice and coax him to sleep, it should be over.
"Look, that's what it's like: we hold out our fingers at the same time and say a number each, and if whoever says the number is the same as the number of finger gestures we both make, whoever wins, loses, drinks. For example, if I say a 'one' and you come out with a 'three', and when I come out with a number of 'four', I win. I'll give you these gestures over and over again: 'zero' is a clenched fist, 'one' only gives out one thumb, 'two' gives out the thumb and middle finger, and 'three' comes out of the first three, which is the thumb, index finger and middle finger; 'Tsu' bends his index finger up, and the rest is stretched out, and 'Wu' makes a whole slap, just like the 'cloth' in "rock, scissors, and paper". After the gesture is finished, I will tell you the name: 'one' is 'one-hearted respect', in order to read like in the wine order, you have to have a little accent like this, it is interesting, and it is "aunt heart-respect"; 'Two' is 'the two brothers are good'; 'Three' is 'three-star high-shine', and the word 'high' should be lengthened and pronounced twice; 'Four' is 'four seasons come to wealth', and here 'come' is prolonged and sounded; 'five' is 'five heads', and the three words should be paused, and the teeth are gritted; 'six' is 'six consecutive high ascensions', and the high characters are long, and the second sound should be long; 'seven' is 'seven qiao'; 'eight' is 'eight horses'; 'nine' is "wine is always there"; 'Ten' is 'Ten to the end'. While paddling, he shouted out three or three words loudly one by one, the same rhythm as the action of punching out. At the beginning of each time, I put my fingers together with both hands, and while touching the fingertips that I had pinched, I shouted, 'Rise!' 'Well, let's try it first?' ”
For an IQ like Xin Wu, this addition of "less than ten" is too easy, even if the alcohol is under the effect of "super brain-burning", it is not a problem at all, and the reaction sensitivity is higher, guessing that there is not much fun, you can take the opportunity to shout loudly, but it is his first time, I think it is particularly interesting.
"Six consecutive high ~ liters! Haha, does the 'high ——— liter' I read look like? ”
Sure enough, although Wang Li only taught once, the two played seven or eight rounds, each of which was won by Xin Wu, and Wang Li poured a stomach of water, so he couldn't help it, so he had to run out to go to the toilet, and before going out, he specially closed the door, for fear that Xin Wu, who was in the excitement at this time, ran into the corridor, and the school rules stipulated that it was strictly forbidden to drink in the dormitory.
When Wang Li returned to the dormitory, it was quiet, and it turned out that Xin Wu had already fallen asleep on the table.
"Thank goodness! Didn't go out to make trouble. When Wang Li saw Xin Wu's appearance, he was angry and laughing, sighed lightly, walked over, and patted his arm: "Hey! Go to bed! ”
Xin Wu didn't react, as if he hadn't heard it at all, but with the power of Wang Li's beat, he tilted his head, revealing his whole face flushed, and his hands naturally bent into fists that had just been released, obviously relaxed.
"High-liter!" He suddenly muttered something like this, which completely amused the king.
I couldn't help it, I couldn't call him, so I had to come hard. Wang Li stuffed his arms into the armpits of Xin Wu's two armpits, hugged him, picked him up from the chair, rubbed to the left, wrapped his legs around the chair, and then took two steps back, as soon as he touched the edge of the bed, he fell down with Xin Wu who was holding him, and then supported his body, and then pulled his body out from under Xin Wu's body that did not exert any strength at all, and stood up, at this time Xin Wu's whole person was lying reclined, and his legs were still hanging under the bed. He had to be straightened up, and Wang Li took him by the shoulders, leaned on the pillow, and lifted his legs up, and took off one of his slippers that had not fallen off, and placed them under the bedside.
"If you don't wear clothes, there's really nowhere to catch them! It's hard to move people! Alas! Wang Li's hands were full of Xin Wu's sweat, "Now, it's finally done!" It's so exhausting. Unexpectedly, this guy was much heavier than he looked when he picked it up, and he was dead. He always told me to lose weight, and I think he should lose some of it himself. ”
Finally put Xin Wu in place, he quickly turned sideways by himself, his right leg was raised and twisted, his left leg was straightened, and his body was arranged in the shape of a horse, and I don't know if he was "galloping on a horse" at this time in his dream! After a while, the whole person turned over, becoming face down, the whole person was lying down into a "big" character, his hands were still deeply stretched under the pillow and pressed, his neck was crooked, fortunately, he didn't forget to leave himself a place to breathe.
The temperature here at night dropped, and if he slept naked all the time, he was likely to catch a cold, so Wang Li still tore off the quilt for him and covered his back, at least, if he felt cold again, he had to have a quilt that he could pull at hand.
"Sure enough, the amount of alcohol is still not good! Originally, this vodka was very strong, and I mixed it with several others, I think there will definitely be movement in the second half of the night, I have to prepare a basin and put it next to the bed, which is more steady. Wang Li gave himself an account of the matters before going to bed, so he hurriedly put his basin beside the bed, and then put half of the cold water in Xinwu's basin, and put the thermos filled with hot water on the edge of the basin, and put the towel on the eaves of the basin half-dry and half-wet; He pulled the chair to the side of the bed again, poured half a cup of water from a thermos, let the heat bubble first, and when it was needed, pour boiling water, and drink it immediately.
Everything was ready, before going up to his upper bunk, Wang Li saw that Xin Wu had turned into a sleeping position with the word "big" facing the sky on his back, and knew that he had arched a circle, and pressed the quilt under him, half of it was exposed, and it was difficult to be pulled, so he stepped forward again, helped him pull the quilt out from under his body, and re-covered the belly part for him, leaving above his chest to let him move freely.
"Eight horses! I've won again, Li'er, you drink! ”
Xin Wu's right hand, still drawn in the air, is not formed, but it looks very powerful.