Then the girl went from excitement to self-doubt to autism to generosity to death, and her behavior, language, and demeanor were constantly changing.

"Well, who are you?" Xiaoying still couldn't help but ask.

The girl spoke to Kiyoying in a vicious tone, "What's the matter with you, hateful girl." Why is a guy like you the sister of Master Mo, but I'm a little girl who no one cares about? Fate is so unfair, woo woo woo ......"

Then, I cried myself.

"You're going to die, how do you talk?" Although my sister is a bit stupid, it's not something that any cat or dog can bully. What about a shot that killed her? Or did he cut her with a sword?

"Ahh......h

Then she fainted.

I seem to know who this girl is, and when I came to 'buy a house' today, it seems that there was a similar girl who fainted like this. Forget about her, let's go home and have a look.

"Xiaoying, lead the way."

"Who is she? Leave it alone? ”

"I probably know that she is Betty, a classmate of mine. Her family lives, and her family seems to live here? Nearby, right? ”

Xiao Ling looked at the house behind him, and then at me.

"Okay, don't worry about her, I don't know. Enoch was blind and did not teach the young people to learn a good thing. Lead the way and go home. ”

The addresses are just somewhat similar, so don't worry about these details.

"Okay, keep up." Xiaoying said and flew up on a broomstick.

"Come back, come back! Don't fly up the treetops, how do I follow, follow Luffy! ”

"Oh, forgot. Brother, what are you riding? ”

"It's just a means of transportation in the Celestial Realm, and humans in the Celestial Realm don't use magic. They develop technology. However, their creations look amazing, right? ”

"Yes, yes, Xiaoling, you come to ride a broomstick, I'll sit behind my brother, let's change."

"Don't!" As she spoke, the little girl hugged me tighter.

"Boom da" is still very happy to ride a motorcycle, and there is a feeling of flying. I haven't flown either, though.

Well, the main thing is that there is only one helmet, which is put on Xiaoling. The wind speed is too fast, and the ears that blow are always slapped in the face.

It was very nice to be at the doorstep very quickly, not very far, at least not half a circle around the city. After dropping the two little girls to my doorstep, I rode away.

It's not that I'm afraid to see my parents, it's just that it's a bit bad to disturb them so late. Yes, that's it!

I still have a lot of things to deal with in my newly bought house, like a fainting little girl in the grass. Hurry up and go back, you don't seem to have locked the door when you come out.

When I got home, the grass was gone. Saves a hassle.

It's okay, it's okay,

yarn. There is one lying in the living room.

It looks like it was because I had a barbecue today and forgot to put away the gun on the table. According to Enoch's words, this girl is my brainless fan, and I have seen so many guns at one time, alas.

Casually threw her on the bed in her own room. It was her house a few hours ago, and I didn't clean up her room.

Ah, there's been a lot going on today, and I'm getting insomnia. What will be taught tomorrow? Enoch was foolish. The fans are brain-dead, and I don't know them. Xiaoling is a worship brother, not a fan. Tomorrow is the eighth of the week, there are classes in the afternoon, and the ninth and tenth of the week are weekends, and there are no classes.

The Elven Kingdom time system is twelve months a year, three weeks a month, ten days a week, and the last two days are not school. This is all related to anthropology, and in the past, elves used to record their stories in the smallest unit.

Then there are 60 minutes per hour and 60 seconds per minute, 24 hours a day. This is also anthropological, but it is the human race of the previous generation.

Because alchemy experiments always have to be timed to the second, and the unit of time is not uniform, the alchemists will be able to do their experiments based on their feelings. For this reason, we don't even refer to the concept of time and timekeeping.

How many people will come to class tomorrow? I'm going to go home tomorrow after class. But it seems that my own house still has to deal with the follow-up issues.

Didn't the father and daughter say that they would participate in some 'Around the World for 3,000 Years'? How did you come back again?

I'll go home and see if I need to buy something as a gift. Forget it, there's no need, I'm a joke in their eyes anyway.

I don't have a magical talent and it's not my own volition, so I can be blamed for everything, and tomorrow there may be topics like 'because my brother ran away from home, causing Xiao Ling's thoughts to become ill, and the law of things grows taller'.

Alas, troublesome, slept asleep.

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The current time, well, Saturday morning, well, not early.

"Hmm, what time is it?" Looking at the sun, it shouldn't be afternoon yet. I slept comfortably, I hadn't slept in such a soft bed for many years.

Pack up, mainly the guns on the table, well, put it away that night, forgot to put it away. There was also barbecue garbage in the yard, which was not cleaned up.

Hop on my biker and go to class.

Not bad, it's just right. It seems that it is not too late, and the afternoon class has not yet started. I'm starting to worry about my personal affairs again.

Since there is no class tomorrow, why don't you go home tomorrow and take a look, in fact, you can do it the day after tomorrow, why rush to go home?

While waiting for class on the playground, I wandered again for I don't know how long. Until a bunch of chirping voices burst into my ears.

I'll go, how many students are there? This is going to be sent!

"Students who have come to the firearms class, line up!"

I took out my megaphone and began to give orders.

The queue is actually a signal command from the army, giving orders to a group of children, and I don't know if they understand it, but I don't feel anything wrong.

There are forty elves in a row, probably more than five rows, more than two hundred elves.

Don't underestimate this extra hundred, in terms of quantity, it's a hundred plus a hundred. In terms of the degree of chaos, chaos is one hundred by hundred.

"Okay, I played the ball yesterday, ah no, a few classmates who started practicing 'knee collision' yesterday came out."

A few children came out of the ranks.

"Okay, let's start practicing pistol shooting yesterday, and I'll teach you just today."

It is impossible to teach once, everything must be taught by the teacher, and what should be done with the leading role of the students?

"You guys, go and show them how to attach the Force to a firearm. Then go to the 'knee hit'. ”

Ah, now that you're done, it's time to rest in the sun.

"Alright, you guys go and start too. Remember, the target doesn't count until it's broken. If there is anything you don't understand, ask other students, and learn to come to the teacher to check it for you. ”

Sunbathing time begins! As soon as the eyes are closed......

"Teacher, I've learned to kneel!"

Which one again?

Oh, it's a good student representative, that's fine.

Yesterday, it seems that this kid was the first to learn to shoot, and it seems that he has a good talent. But, but you can't keep up with gunsmithing so quickly. If you learn a skill in half a day, I'll teach you how to 'knees' and 'Grimm machine guns' to form a 'BBQ'. But I can't teach it. No guns!

Alas, do you think I don't want to tell you to shoot and shoot? I really don't have a gun. There are only 'instant kicks', 'roundabout kicks' and, 'floating robbery', 'floating shovels', like 'stepping shots', which are the eight meridian gun body techniques, which need to be used with firearms.

Wait a minute, maybe don't panic. Teach some gunner and judo skills first. As a gunsmith, how can you not learn to 'pick up the blade empty-handed'?

"Come on, kick me and see."

The boy tossed the ball, lifted it on his knees, and sure enough, it flew more than two stories high, and it was considered to be qualified. When he grows a little more physically, there will be no problem.

Very good, I learned to play leather ball in half a day, and my children can be taught.

"Very good, lad. The following is called 'instant kick', and the key to 'instant kick' is to be fast. The trick is to cover the entire calf with the Force and kick it out. Come, I'll show you. ”

I took out the ball and threw it at my feet. The calf moved slightly, and the ball flew thirty meters away.

"The key to 'instant kicking' is to be fast, to get out of the leg in an instant, and to close the leg in an instant. You can practice well. ”

The kid went to pick up the ball and practice.

The fact that 200 children are shooting targets shows one thing, I don't want to bask in the sun. Think about it, 200 children, each with a Grimm machine gun. Fifty people in a row, a total of four rows. One finished fighting the other and continued to fight, and the bullets rained non-stop. Conquer the city and be unstoppable. They are the original mechanized troops of the Elven Kingdom.

Ah, I'm the head of the 800 artillery division.

When I was in the Celestial Realm, I was also overwhelmed by the endless anti-tank guns. Just a rebel squad of fifteen people, five people in a platoon, five anti-tank guns at a time, and the remaining 10 people reloaded. And just like that, I was crushed behind the bunker and couldn't lift my head. The anti-tank gun is a beginner skill, and even though I reach the legendary level, I won't give up this skill.

Fortunately, I learned in the crisis that I was able to cut through the air and cut off the cover together, so that I could kill a few of them and make their offensive incoherent. I took the opportunity to come out and kill them.

The gunsmith is invincible only when it becomes a formation, and there are enough of them, and it is possible to kill legends at the intermediate level. But after being close, they are still younger brothers.

That's also because I'm a little better in close combat, otherwise, I'll have to wait until they run out of ammo to find a way to break through. But my job was to grab the ammo, and what would I use when they were done?

So, gunsmithing is a very troublesome profession. Extremely powerful ranged attacks, and incomparably weak melee abilities.

"Smack"

"Smack"

"Smack"

"Smack"

Listening to the sound of the target shattering, my mind gradually returned to the playground. Elves are a race that is easy to be in a daze, especially in such a comfortable environment. Being in a daze can effectively and quickly spend a lot of time, so elves like to pass the time in a daze.

I took out the megaphone and said, "Students who can smash the target, come to me and get a ball, and then you can go and learn 'knee hit'." ”

I pulled out a box of balls, which were already ready.

"Come on, come on, take it well, 'knee hit' the specific learning method, and ask that classmate. Yes, he's the fastest learner. , I've learned the instant kick, a skill faster than you. ”

Those who can work harder.

It is necessary to slow down the learning progress of this student. It's not good to learn too fast, and it's easy for other students to feel that they are inferior to others. I was very relieved to see his classmates bothering him one by one.

Soon, this afternoon's class will be over. I still found a problem, it is not advisable to slow down this kid's learning, and it must be slowed down by their wave of students. A few more students learned to knee this afternoon, and half of them didn't master the method of Force attachment.

"Okay, okay, the students will return the guns, balls, and bullets, and those who haven't learned it yet, go fix the target. In addition, I have one more thing to say: "Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are weekends, although there will be no classes, but you should practice more and think more." I really can't figure it out, so I ask those students who study fast. ”

If! Listen up, I'm saying if! If you haven't mastered any of your marksmanship skills by the end of next week, you're not fit to learn firearms. ”

Listen up! The teacher's point is that there will be no refund of tuition! Okay, that's it, class is over. ”

"No refunds! Let's go back! ”

That's how the elves speak. What's more, these students, as well as their parents, will accept it. Yes, as long as I announce it loudly to my face, and there is some reason, even if it is very direct, the elves can accept it. After all, most elf families are not short of money.

In fact, a long, long time ago, elves had no currency, no economy, no trading concepts. Almost every elf of us is self-sufficient, and we like peace by nature rather than fighting. As for trading, the genie prefers to share what he has.

Transactions, currencies, that's not all. Even the concepts of power, state, and race came into contact with human beings. Humans have a short lifespan, but their societies are developing rapidly. They live tired, but wonderful. The elves also want to live a better life, so they learn everything about the human world. But because of his lazy character, he threw away what he could throw away, leaving only the frame.

I have what human beings have. As for how the development is, don't ask, it's better to lie on the grass and bask in the sun if you ask. So we have the power but no elves fight for power, we have the economy, but no elves like to make money. Because, the fight is too tiring. Fortunately, many things are done by elves who have traveled from the human world, and to be honest, if there are no elves, it is not impossible for the elven kingdom to return to its primitiveness.

Of course, I didn't mean to boast about myself. I love money.

On the one hand, I still owe money, pay it off early, and go to the end of the world as soon as possible. On the other hand, after I ran away from home, I experienced a long period of penniless and poor life, and I had a longing for money engraved in my bones.

Well, what are you doing tonight? By the way, I still have a brain-dead pink bear kid in my house to deal with. Morning (?) Or noon) I didn't see her after I got up, maybe I was taken around the world by her father again.

Hey, how did I get here? Forget it, look at Xiaoying Xiaoling and slip away.

Before I knew it, I had come to the same path that sent Xiaoling home yesterday. I don't know if Xiao Ling is coming home from school now, hey, wait, Xiao Ling seems to be more than a hundred years old, and he should have graduated a long time ago. The basic education of the elf kingdom is a nine-year system, and if you go to further study, you can also graduate within the age of 50, which is also related to anthropology.

The little girl is just small, not young.

"Bang bang bang" I knock on the door? Why do I have to knock when I enter my house? Even if I run away from home for a while, then I don't need to knock on my parents' door?

"Who?" The voice of the little shadow and the little girl.

"Of course, you are only eight buckets, both civil and military, no ancients, no one after you, high merit, virtue with heaven and earth, megatron Huanyu, ancient and modern, admired by ten thousand people, meritorious generations, benefit for thousands of years, benevolent invincible, brave and fearless, wise and martial, standing up to the sky, unparalleled in the world, righteous thin clouds, handsome and chic, graceful, jade tree in the wind, peerless, people love, flowers bloom, brave and mighty, the first in the world, the world's genius, only I respect, who else I am! Fight all over the world invincible, Shenlong sees his brother who can't see the end, cough cough, let me slow down. ”

Ah Langjiao's words are very majestic, but it's a bit of a drain.

"Silly brother is here." I heard Shadow shout inside.

This stupid girl still owes a beating. It would be nice to beat her a few more times, well, I'll find a reason to beat her up later.

Xiaoying opened the door for me, and I walked in. Xiao Ling immediately pounced, and I took her and picked her up.

"Get on your knees!" A voice full of majesty came.

Little girl hurt me! Why is my dad at home? Oh, cool

There was a "bang", and at the same time, the shadow disappeared in an instant.

I'll go, haven't you learned to teleport? Why is it used at this time? And can you not be so cowardly, what to run, you look at how straight Xiaoling stands.

Then the little spirit standing in my arms asked me, "Brother, why are you kneeling?" ”

"Eh, don't worry about these details."

I pinched the little girl's face, don't ask such an embarrassing question at this time.

"You see, my brother is as tall as you are." At this time, my calves are close to the ground, and my ass is sitting on my heels, just as tall as the little girl, how short the little girl is. Is it really 1.2 meters?

"It's just enough to look at Xiao Ling, so it's cuter to see Xiao Ling."

"Hmph, what else are you pretending? Get up. ”

I picked up Xiaoling and picked it up, trying to cover my own face. Dad's daughter control (ask Ah Lang for details), how much he loved Xiaoying before, and now he will love Xiaoling even more. So, little girl, your sister is no longer useful, so you can obediently block the robbery for your brother.

"What are you still holding Xiaoling for, don't you want to come to see me until now?"

"What you said, didn't I kiss my sister?"

"Don't give Lao Tzu this set, I saw through it two hundred years ago, hurry up and roll over to Lao Tzu."

"Eh, it's coming." I hold Xiaoling steadily, this wave will be fine.

"Whoosh"

Breaking the wind, what's the situation? At risk?

I immediately turned around and protected the little spirit in front of me.

"Whew" is an arrow in the back!

！ What's the situation, behind it? Turn around?

I understand, daddy, are you tricking me?