This guy is quite conversational, "Forget it, people like you who can't even coax girls can honestly beat singles, don't think about anything in pairs." No matter how good-looking your face is, you will get tired of it after looking at it for a long time. People who don't please girls, don't think about the others, and the girls will be sad. ”

Click, a branch was broken by Jiujiu. The heart is angry and kicks his feet, and his face must remain calm and waveless.

"Do you want to hear a story?"

"Yes. You will tell the story."

"Yes, I tell a lot of stories."

Ling Youyou nodded approvingly, "If you can tell a story, you can coax people to be happy, and you will succeed." ”

It's that simple. Jiu Yu secretly made up his mind that this task would definitely be completed. He took half of the branch and pulled the fire, brewed for a while, raised his head, and stared into Ling Youyou's eyes.

"One year, I went to Northern Xinjiang to find someone to learn kung fu, what is that person's name is the King of Beishan, the strength is infinite, and there are steel and iron bones. I'm particularly curious if the steel and iron bones can't be killed. So I found him, grabbed him by the arm, rounded him and threw him to the ground, and he died. Only then did I understand that the steel and iron bones are bragging. ”

Ling Youyou began to smooth her neck, she was choked, how can this story make people complain.

Jiu Yu shook his head very regretfully, and then said, "There is a ghost under him who is worried, and as long as he makes a move, he will take people's lives." I asked him to avenge the boss. He also pulled up the stance, and he wanted me to die without a place to be buried, and then he turned into a ball of fire. I didn't think the fireball was big enough, so I loosened it and gave him a little fire, and it made it bigger, and when the fire was extinguished, the man disappeared, and when I looked closely, there was only a pile of black ash on the ground. ”

"Poofha"

This person actually has the ability to be serious and funny, and he thought that he was a person who lacked roots in his brain and did things according to his preferences.

Jiuyu was a little inexplicable, "Is this funny?"

"You go on." Ling Youyou took a deep breath and couldn't help but laugh.

Jiuyu continued to recall, "Back then, I felt like I was the best. ”

Saying this, you now also feel that you are the next first. Needless to say, arrogance is your initial setup, and it's always been yours.

"I was so disappointed by these people in Northern Xinjiang, I went to Xifeng Country, because they have a master who protects the country, and according to them, he has great powers, and he can incarnate into tens of millions, and one person is an army. When I found him, he was drinking in the flower building. I asked him, can you incarnate ten million, can you let me see and understand. When he heard this, he was very angry and hit me with a wine glass. I was so angry that I was cut into two pieces, one to his eyebrows, and the other to his heart. The incarnation of tens of millions of people, without even two doppelgangers, lay on the ground and died. I'm quite surprised, isn't it true that people who know how to do doppelgangers have a lot of lives. ”

Ling Youyou began to thrash his chest. Emma, everyone in her heart is going crazy with laughter, okay? This reason for killing is so special, every time it seems like he is innocent. Those who died inexplicably don't know how wronged they are.

Jiuyu saw Ling Youyou's cheeks flushed, and asked puzzledly, "What's wrong with you?"

"I'm about to be killed by your story."

"Ha don't, you can't die."

Jiuyu was very nervous, and reached out to grab Ling Youyou's wrist, but was slapped open by Ling Youyou, "Stupid, I'm just a metaphor." ”

Jiuyu's expression relaxed, "You won't die." There are people in this world who have met how the deity died, and I'm really worried that you will be killed by a story. ”

It's ridiculous, a story can kill, so what do you need a sword for?

"You go on."

"Are you sure you want me to continue, you didn't look good just now."

"Don't worry, I won't die out of nowhere. Well, who else could easily die in front of you. ”

Jiu Yu groaned for a moment and continued, "After that guy died, their king sent 10,000 horses to hunt me down. Later it turned out that their horses couldn't outrun my feet. The king knelt down and begged me to stay and be the general of the town. I thought he was too ugly and affected his mood, so I gave him a leaf, originally trying to punch his big nose a little, but he died. The leaves went straight through the nose and out of the back of the head, and they died without a scene. I was surprised and felt that it was a bit too much, so I hurriedly left, vowing not to go to Xifeng Country for a hundred years. ”

You're afraid that other people's descendants will hold a grudge against you.

"It's not fun in the west, I went to the south, according to their southern country, they are good at summoning insects, I want to see and make an appointment with their Gu King. The Gu King didn't want to see me, I was angry, so I went to their den. The Gu King's nest raised a lot of strange-shaped insects, all of which were very ugly, I thought it was too disgusting, so I set a fire. ”

Ling Youyou was speechless, yes, there was no drama for another moment, poor Gu King.

"To my surprise, there was a bug that was so tenacious that it dared to grin at me and attack me when the fire was burning. I pulled it out and froze it into a lump of ice. When I froze it into ice, it was actually deformed. I thought it was going to pupate and then hatch, but I didn't expect it to take on a human form. It turned out that the Gu King was really a big Gu worm. I was very angry that a worm should be like a man to reign and dominate. I slapped the ice cubes into powder. ”

What a poor bug.

"After shooting the bugs, I came out of the bug nest and was stopped by a woman. She wants to thank me for saving her from the sea of suffering. I was puzzled. I haven't seen her yet, when did I save her. I thought she was verbose and annoying, so I pushed her away and left. But she suddenly hugged my leg, and I touched her to be responsible for her. What is this called, didn't I just push her, why should I be responsible? I think she did it on purpose and wanted to get to me. I kicked her away. Who knew that the woman was too fragile and died all of a sudden. I really didn't want to kill her. A crowd gathered around, and I killed their saint to pay for my life. I think these people are crazy people, and I don't want to get entangled with them, so I freeze them all and leave. ”

How a generation of demon kings is refined, just listen to the story of Jiuyu. The history of Jiuyu's tour is the history of the Demon King's fame. His journey is really paved with blood. Wherever you go, you kill. It is not an exaggeration to call himself the king of Hades. He can still tell this history with ease, which shows that he never felt that there was anything wrong with him killing people.

This man was born to kill with him.

Jiu Yu noticed that Ling Youyou's eyes were strange, stopped, and looked at Ling Youyou, "Why don't you smile?"

Can you laugh out laughing? Your history of killings is not ridiculous. At first she laughed, it was her mistake, she thought it was all a mistake, he was also unintentional, and those who died also had a damn reason. As he kills more often, travels longer, and sees more, he shouldn't still know nothing. Then the killing that is made at this time is killing for the sake of killing. ，，，

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