"Madam, your hairstyle is dangerous......"

Zhou Bin coughed, and then said this, and then the two dog friends in front of him immediately gave him two big punches!

"Are you having something wrong with your brain? Say this to the girl you meet for the first time and are about to exercise!!" one of the dog friends looked like a dog, tall and handsome, and he said to Zhou Bin seriously.

Another dog friend is cold-looking, and his height is about 1.9 meters, just looking and tall, he is the kind of man who doesn't know how many girls will be attracted, and he is also a cold man, but he spoke with a lewd atmosphere, and he also said to Zhou Bin with a straight face: "Friend, you are very wrong." ”

Zhou Bin heard the laughter of the two dead friends, his face turned red, and he could only grit his teeth for a while, and he didn't know what to say.

The three of them are friends who have played since childhood, and they know each other well, so this level of ridicule is really nothing.

In fact, the three of them are all children of rich and noble families, after I don't know how many generations of genetic transformation, the three of them basically can't grow crooked melons and cracked dates, Zhou Bin put aside his slightly chubby figure, completely unmanaged and messy hair, and a pair of dead fish eyes, just in terms of face shape, no less than his two dead friends, belonging to the kind of kind that can eat just by face.

It stands to reason that Zhou Bin himself is not bad, he is rich, and he has a family background, at the age of twenty-seven or eighteen years old, he doesn't know how many women he has dated, and even like his two dead friends, the ruthless dead friend is not a problem to behead hundreds of people.

But it's a pity that Zhou Bin is an otaku, and he is a deep fat otaku, if it weren't for his own good foundation, good genes, and two dead friends who forced him to go out to climb the mountain from time to time, I'm afraid he would be able to show the smile of a three-hundred-pound child now.

Only Zhou Bin's two sworn friends know that Zhou Bin was not like this when he was in school at the beginning of love, he was the most positive and sunny of the three of them, but at that time he encountered an incident, met his first love, and was also the woman who brought him the most harm, since then, Zhou Bin has become an otaku, refusing to go out to socialize, and at the same time has an extreme cleanliness and disgust for real women, so that when his skin touches women in reality, his skin will make his skin allergic to the point of inflammation.

Since then, he has only been interested in two-dimensional women, of course, there will be adolescent needs, after all, he has also grown to twenty-seven years old, all of which are solved by relying on the wife of the paper man, plus five girls, in addition, he treats all women in reality equally, face blindness plus extreme nausea and cleanliness.

For this reason, his family, his two best friends, I don't know how many psychiatrists he has taken to see a psychiatrist, how many new therapies he has used, how many psychotropic drugs he has taken, but all of them are useless, the most important thing is that his mental illness has reached the point where it will affect the body as long as he touches it, to be honest, his family and his two friends have been desperate, they have given up, and they have already planned to take it as long as he is happy.

With the family background of Zhou Bin and his two sworn friends, the first batch of accounts will definitely not be their turn, and their luck is not very good, none of the three of them were directly selected, and even the second batch of accounts they did not have a share, until the third batch of accounts was sent, and the three of them obtained the account through financial resources.

And this game suddenly made the three of them addicted, especially Zhou Bin, he found that in the game, his allergies to women have been alleviated, even if it is a female player, a real person in reality, as long as it is not a long-term touch, occasionally touching one or two skins, he will not have allergies again, and the female NPCs in the game, how to touch it, how long to touch it, Zhou Bin will not have any discomfort, in fact, he doesn't even have disgust for female NPCs, especially most of these NPCs are still non-human races, which makes him even more excited, and he made up his mind at that time to find a wife in this game。

But it's very, very, very pity, although Honghuang OL claims to be a super free sand table game that absolutely simulates reality, as long as you want it, you can play it in this game, but in fact, there is one thing that players can never do, that is, take off their underwear and underwear......

That's right, Honghuang OL definitely doesn't contain any eighteen forbidden substances, although there are cases of rubbing the side balls from time to time, such as the fiancée of the camp leader, the figure alone is enough for the eighteen bans, and the camp leader's maid, those legs are simply so that all male players can't turn their eyes, but that's all, players are still playing very healthy game content.

Originally, Zhou Bin was already desperate, he even read some books on Plato's thoughts recently, and he had already decided, even if it was just a spiritual love, it was better than being single for a lifetime, right?

But who knows, Zhou Bin, who accidentally entered the super serial copy by good luck, and his best friend, actually found a task that was enough to change Zhou Bin's future life in this world line mission, and he could really play the game to send his wife, not to mention, and he could also take off his underwear?

And the most fortunate thing is that when the three of them were brushing a monster that seemed to be kneeling, they actually dropped a crystal-like thing, which they couldn't touch at all, and it disappeared the moment it appeared, and then their system prompted them to obtain the Holy Dao Fragment, and there was a tenth of the amount, and they could go and complete the task.

In this way, the confused three came to the magic tower, got a hint from the faction leader to complete the task, and also gave them the ownership of a villa, and told Zhou Bin that he could choose a tree spirit maid or a dryad man.

To be honest, this is really a rare choice for some people, not to mention the tree spirit maids, all of them are the top stunning beauties in the real world, to participate in the Miss World election, it is definitely the kind that can directly win the championship as soon as it appears, as for the dryad, it is a masculine version of the tree spirit, to put it simply, it is a very, very cute boy......

That's right, that's it......

But Zhou Bin doesn't have any special fetishes, and he has long fallen in love with a tree spirit, that is a nurse who works in the infirmary, dressed in white like an angel, although the players don't need to be cured or anything, but if you want to go out on an adventure, you still need all kinds of medical supplies, especially bandages and other things are needed in large quantities, at that time, Zhou Bin saw this tree spirit girl when he bought a bandage, and he has been thinking about it since then, but he didn't expect to really get her at this time?

The cold man grabbed Zhou Bin's shoulder and said: "Don't be too anxious, I know you have been suffocated, but this matter is not in a hurry, I put a few bottles of good wine in the room before, all of them are fruit wine, made by dwarves, remember to pour a few more glasses." ”

Another handsome man also whispered beside him: "It's hard to find candles or something, so I wrapped the lamp in red cloth, although it was a little darker, and the atmosphere was not enough, but that's it." ”

Then the two glanced at each other, and at the same time said to Zhou Bin solemnly: "Finally, I would like to remind you, don't be in a hurry, don't take off your clothes immediately, it's all yours in the future, and you have to be emotional!!"

Zhou Bin nodded in confusion, he looked at his own villa in front of him, of course, it will also be the residence of two other good friends in the future, and now there is a newcomer waiting in this villa, although it is nominally his personal maid, but what Zhou Bin wants is a two-dimensional wife, he will definitely marry her in the future, treat her well, like his own eyes, he ......

Zhou Bin was full of all kinds of thoughts, he walked to the front of the villa, and then pushed the door and walked in, and saw a tree spirit girl wearing a maid costume.

The tree spirit girl's face was a little pale, and she was standing in the hall in a daze with a broom, when the sound of pushing the door sounded, she immediately held her hands on her chest like a rabbit, and looked at the gate with panic and fear, so she looked at Zhou Bin stupidly, this human will become her master......

Then at this time, Zhou Bin looked at the black silk dress of the maid of the tree spirit girl, looking at her pitiful scared expression, for a moment, Zhou Bin felt as if a thunder exploded in his mind, the countless two-dimensional works he had seen in the past, and the countless paper man wives he liked in the past, seemed to overlap with the tree spirit girl in front of him at this moment, and then he recalled the words of the two dead friends in his head, but all of them were chaotic into a pot of porridge, and he couldn't even distinguish the information in it.

"By the way, they said to be emotional, don't be in a hurry, and take off your clothes immediately!"

Zhou Bin subconsciously took action and immediately took off his shirt......

At the same time, Zhou Bin's two little friends sat down on a lawn outside the villa, each lit a small wooden stick, and smoked it as if they were smoking, and said while smoking the cold man: "This kid is really lucky, I didn't expect him to really marry the wife of the paper man...... Hey, you said he would really marry this NPC in the future, right?"

The handsome man took a puff of his cigarette and spat a few puffs of smoke rings into the sky, and then said, "Who knows, it's better than him being alone all the time, right......?"

Suddenly, at this moment, a frightened cry came from the villa, the two looked at each other, jumped up and rushed to the villa at the same time, the two of them hurriedly pushed open the door and rushed into it, and saw Zhou Bin, whose upper body was naked, was struggling with his underwear, and then saw his two dead friends rush into the room, he shouted in a voice that didn't know whether to cry or howl...... Yes, I took it off, but I couldn't take off my underwear!!"

The owner of the individual, or the person with whom the system is deemed to be married, can remove the undergarment......

All three of them were dumbfounded, thinking about the words on the mission in their heads......

No problem.