004 dragonfly
Jiang Yi sat at the table for a moment and opened his laptop.
He knew that there was a Chinese community under the life service section on the school's website, and he knew that he had never needed any services, so he didn't look at it carefully.
Gu Yifan's words just now were like a small hook that was jumping around and jumping into the water, stabbing him impartially at the tip of his heart, and then returning to this hook had a tendency to be unable to take off.
People are curious, especially about people and the world that are completely different from themselves.
If Gu Yi Fan Yun said to him lightly, eh, that person, Ge Zheng, it's not a big deal...... Most of this matter passed lightly.
But Gu Yifan has to come like this, it's really annoying.
Just like in the cold winter of the north, how many parents have told their children not to lick the iron railing, but the more they say this, the more the iron railing hung with white frost exudes a fatal attraction, even Jiang Yi secretly licked the iron handle downstairs when he was in kindergarten, and when he pulled it out, a layer of skin on the surface of the tongue was pulled out, and now he can't help but shiver when he thinks about it.
Alas.
The community is more pragmatic information, the recent new ones are reselling second-hand items, the last session of the old students are the majority, and the selling posture is running to the "clean house" road, from bed sheets and quilt covers, to tables, chairs and benches, rice cooker plug-in board bone cutting knife, only unexpected, nothing can not be bought.
Jiang Yi simply opened the door to a new world, and took the time to add a WeChat, planning to contact him for a while and buy a second-hand rice cooker to come back.
Slide the mouse with your finger and drag it down, and you can see that an ID swipes the screen and sends more than a dozen messages in a row, all of which are the kind of "service" that Gu Yifan said, which is more technical.
Jiang Yi couldn't tell if this person was Ge Zheng because he couldn't remember the other party's license plate number.
Judging from the post alone, I can't see anything, and I don't think Ge Zheng is "messy", on the contrary, Jiang Yi thinks that this person is quite capable.
As soon as a few students in the dormitory arrived in Huai Village, they were eager to experience the exotic part-time work in the film and television drama, but after thinking about it, the widest could only see the Chinese restaurant at the entrance of the village, and their imagination was basically locked in the matter of washing dishes and washing dishes.
But Ge Zheng ...... If the person who posted the information is really Ge Zheng......
Jiang Yi pinched his fingers and calculated, after this month, the income is still very considerable.
Can he understand that if he is a cucumber with thorns in the greenhouse, then the kudzu should be a tenacious cactus ball on the taklamagan.
Not, cucumber? This dried cucumber is a miracle?
...... There was a commotion in the corridor for a while, and it was Gu Yifan who was nervous again, pulling his neck in the kitchen and shouting that the yogurt and cucumbers he had put in the refrigerator had been stolen.
It's a pity that he broke his throat, and there was no real murderer who turned himself in.
Jiang Huai pushed open the door of the room and walked out, passing through the narrow and winding corridor, passing by more than a dozen small doors in the room, most of which had not yet moved in.
He leaned on the kitchen door and looked at it for a while, then said with a smile: "It's almost, how much is it, it's not enough for you to spend your throat, you have too much money to consume, right?" Hang it in the community for resale, it must be in demand. β
"How many times!" Gu Yifan looked angry, "I don't know who it is in my heart, but there is no evidence, damn, don't let me catch it next time!" β
"I also know who it is," Jiang Huai smiled, "It's just that the habits are different, when you come back from playing in the middle of the night, you will inevitably be hungry, and when you wake up in the morning, you may not remember it." β
"So I really want to find a house and move out quickly," Gu Yifan said, "I'm really fed up, disgusting people who come and go!" β
Someone shouted a few times outside the window, Jiang Yi went up and pushed Gu Yifan, Gu Yifan puffed up his waist and glanced at the window sill, "Basketball?" Yesterday I said I was going to fight, three against three, I forgot to tell you. β
"Didn't tell me to count on me?" Jiang Yi let him say helplessly.
"Something is wrong?" Gu Yifan glanced at him.
"There's nothing wrong with it, let's go, brother will accompany you to play a cucumber ball." Jiang Yiqiang pushed him and walked out.
During daylight saving time, it is very late, at half past ten o'clock in the evening, the sky is still bright, even if it is dark, it is not completely dark, and it is already bright again before three o'clock in the morning.
The few people who played about to play were all domestic students, with different majors, and they didn't know each other very well, anyway, Jiang Huaishi didn't know anyone except Tiffin.
It's not very familiar, it's more reserved to play, and it's very loose with tacit understanding and the like.
After playing a small half, Jiang Yi barely found his feelings, and turned his head to look at Gu Yifan from time to time, but saw that he was still immersed in a state of shaking his mind for a long time, and he didn't know if he was still thinking about the cucumber in his heart.
"What do you think!" When Jiang Yi passed by him with the ball, he roared in a low voice.
"Huh? Yes! Gu Yifan frowned and glanced at him, and suddenly took two steps back as if he was awakened.
As a result, just in time for the other party to come up and break the ball, Gu Yifan's heels didn't step on it, and he was inexplicably caught between the two people, and he was stunned for a second, and was slapped between the lower lip and chin by the opponent's buddy's elbow, and the elbow and his lower teeth suddenly met, breaking the earth.
With a "poof", he actually spit out a mouthful of blood.
", what's going on!" Jiang Yi was stunned when he saw it, and he threw the ball and went over to grab his arm.
Seeing this, the others also gathered around.
"I'm ......," the culprit buddy looked apologetic, "are you alright?" Hey, I really didn't mean to. β
"I know it's not intentional, just play a ball and have a sea of blood and hatred, I didn't burst my liver and lungs, don't look at me like that," Gu Yifan took the tissue handed over by a person next to him, and bent down to spit out a mouthful of blood foam, "It's my own teeth that broke the inside of my mouth, it's okay." β
It's inevitable that there will be a little bit of friction in playing every day, if it weren't for the mouthful of old blood he just had just been abolished, others wouldn't take it so seriously, but when he heard that it was just a broken mouth, everyone, including Jiang Yi, breathed a sigh of relief.
"Forget it," a buddy said, "I'm a little faint with blood, my hands are cold when you spray it, we are not in the country, it's hard to see a doctor," he looked at Jiang Yi, "Why don't you go back with him, let's find a place to play casually for a while, and when he is well, let's make an appointment." β
"Okay," Jiang Yi nodded, "Then let's go back and make an appointment." β
"Shame." When he walked back, Gu Yifan was still unwilling, "I'm famous this time, so I don't necessarily have to bury me in private." β
There were no outsiders around, Jiang Yi couldn't help but want to laugh when he glanced at his bear-like appearance, and pretended to help him back to the dormitory room all the way, sitting on Gu Yifan's bed and smiling non-stop, tears were about to laugh, "You also know that people's words are terrifying, think about what you say about Ge Zheng behind your back......"
"Hey, I found you quite interesting," Gu Yifan stood at the washstand and looked in the mirror, "Comrade Jiang, it's the same thing, you can make an analogy with each other." β
"Why don't you brush your teeth, bare your teeth and look in the mirror, and there will be blood between your teeth." Jiang Yi eased the laughing breath, took out his mobile phone and looked at it, "By the way, you said that you want to go out and rent a house, is there a suitable place?" β
"You want to go out too?" Gu Yifan took a small half glass of water and squeezed it into the toothpaste, "Why don't we share a room...... However, I have booked this dormitory for two weeks more than you, and the money has been paid, and it is not cost-effective to be empty, if you do not renew the lease when it expires, you may have to move first, and I will follow. β
"Then I'll take a look at the off-campus dormitory," Jiang Yi thought for a while, "I looked at the website of the rental agency, and the listing information is written that it is not a short-term rental, or it will be expensive, eh, if you have a spectrum, I will rent the off-campus dormitory first, and I can wait for you here, let's find a house together." β
"Okay, you can find it, I'm sure I won't let you pigeon." Gu Yifan's mouth was full of the smell of blood, frowned and brushed it a few times, then picked up the cup, took a big sip of water, rinsed his mouth with a gurgle, and held up his entire mouth, with a big bag on his cheek.
Jiang Yi was still looking down and swiping his phone aimlessly, and when his eyes were sideways, he could just see Gu Yifan's calf below.
He frowned, feeling something shiny falling.
The thing smashed against the plain carpet, instantly creating a small dark mark.
What the heck?!
Jiang Yi's gaze quickly drifted upwards along the movement of the liquid......
"Fuck...... Tiffin ......"
"Huh?" Gu Yifan had water in his mouth, so he could only snort through his nose.
Jiang Yi opened his mouth half-open, and his throat moved, feeling that he really had 10,000 lambs in his heart, Sean pouting his tail.
He raised his hand and pointed at Gu Yifan's chin, "You...... You....... Your sister's! You look in the mirror! β
"Huh?" Gu Yifan stared at him again for some reason, his eyes were full of the meaning that if you want to play tricks on me, you will die, but he still turned his head and approached the mirror to take a look.
In the mirror, the closed mouth is nothing, but the middle of the lower lip to the chin, there is a strange place, and at this moment, there are magically oozing water droplets...... A small piece, condensed to a certain volume, will fall gorgeously.
Gu Yifan squirted out a mouthful of water in an instant, looked at the mirror with a disbelievable expression, looked at Jiang Yi again, looked at Jiang Yi again, and looked at the mirror again.
"Your jaw is leaking out?" Jiang Yi really laughed inexplicably, holding his stomach and almost laughing at himself, his ribs and bones began to hurt faintly, but he couldn't stop, as if he had pressed a switch, and in the end he was about to lose his breath when he laughed, and a layer of mist in his eyes was still not enjoyable, so he slipped from the bed to the ground again, kneeling and patting the ground.
Gu Yifan, who was originally still majestic and high-spirited, had weak legs, and slipped straight out of the room directly against the door, "I'm done......"
Jiang Yi pinched his thighs fiercely, wiping the tears that came out of his laughter, "Don't talk, I want to laugh at whatever you say now, and I'm going to finish too." β
There was no movement for a long time.
Jiang Yi raised his eyes and looked over, and saw that Gu Yifan's face was pale, his eyes were straight, and his arms and legs were paralyzed, which was very similar to the symptoms of a stroke or an evil spirit.
"Holy shit, are you really fake?" Jiang Yi directly rubbed two steps forward with his knees, pulled Gu Yifan's legs, raised his hand and patted him on the face.
Gu Yifan's eyes were dull, and he said angrily: "I'm done......"
"What a fuck I am!" Jiang Yi's mood changed rapidly, and he felt that he was going to have a heart attack, and he was going to finish.
It stands to reason that who hasn't bitten their mouths when eating, biting off a piece of meat and biting blood is a common thing...... But by analogy, it shouldn't be a big deal.
But Jiang Yi forgot that emotions are contagious.
Gu Yifan himself staged a tragic drama of dying in a foreign country in his heart, and now it has reached the sixth episode, and the brain or something is completely gone.
Jiang Yi mainly looked at him with a pale face, which really didn't look like pretending, and his mouth was broken just a faΓ§ade, he was not a professional doctor, and he couldn't figure out whether this matter was serious or not, so his brain was also gnawed away by the swan.
"Don't be afraid, I'll carry you and go to the hospital! Go to the hospital! Jiang Yi hurriedly picked up Gu Yifan, who had been paralyzed into mud.
Gu Yifan was taller than Jiang Yi, with his back on his back, and his two toes were dragged far on the ground, drawing two shallow ditches in a row, and when he looked at it from a distance, it was as if Jiang Yi had been chased by a zombie.
Speaking of which, it's also an evil door.,It's quite lively in front of the dormitory just now.,At this time, you can't even see a bird.,The empty one is called a waste.γ
Jiang Yi didn't know if he had suffered retribution for letting Gu Yifan carry himself to feed the swans during the day, and he deserved it now.
This forest path, I don't usually feel it, but now the more impatient I feel, the more I feel that there is no end, the wet and slippery trail, Gu Yifan's back is even heavier than Mount Tai!
"How are you? Don't sleep, talk to me! Jiang Yi felt that if he could say this, the peak of his IQ would not be higher than the Mariana Trench.
"Don't ...... Don't tell my family...... Don't let me, don't let my mother worry......" Gu Yifan struggled and said, "My bank card is in ...... My first love was ......," he said suddenly, "and said, I said that I studied hard, became ill from hard work, and was overwhelmed ........"
"Don't talk nonsense, let's go to the hospital, and we'll be fine! Collect your crow's beak! Jiang Yi made him even more panicked when he said a few words.
"Jiang Yi, good brother, seeing you carrying me behind my back like this, anxious for me, I am ...... I won't forget you either...... In the next life, we are also good brothers! Gu Yifan said these words in a bad breath.
After saying that, there was no sound, and the two arms also drooped down.
Jiang Yi thought of a joke that circulated among his classmates when he first came to Huaicun as a child.
said that a classmate had a stomachache and ran to the hospital to see a doctor, but the nurse gave him a business card with a phone number on it, telling him to call this number at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning.
The classmates thought to themselves that tomorrow morning, then there would be a big problem and it would be delayed, right? But I still took it and asked, "Can I see a doctor tomorrow morning?" β
The nurse looked at him, afraid that he wouldn't understand, so she explained very slowly: "You call this tomorrow morning to make an appointment for a formal appointment, and then when the time is scheduled in a few weeks, I will call you to notify." β
Jiang Yi slid a drop of sweat down the side of his face, thinking that if he made an appointment, it was estimated that Tiffin would have been cold!
Before the school started, the campus was quite empty, and the last bus had passed the time, and when I found the school gate and went on the main road, it was pitch black and desperate.
Taxis or something, there is no such thing here, you have to go to the Internet to find a taxi company to make an appointment, but the incident happened suddenly, and he didn't care about this at all.
Jiang Yi pinched Gu Yifan's thigh with his backhand, and Gu Yifan immediately twitched in pain.
Jiang Yi scolded speechlessly: "You just make a little noise when you fucking live, don't scare me!" β
Gu Yifan snorted extremely weakly, and didn't move again.
What are the last two sentences of not seeing the ancients and not seeing the comers? Jiang Yi feels that it really fits his mood!
It's easy to get a little thin light from behind, getting closer and closer.
Jiang Yi hurriedly staggered a few steps towards the middle of the road, gestured for a ride, and then watched the car drive past them at a faster speed.
βfkοΌ fkfkfkfkfkοΌ Jiang Yi roared in a rough voice for a while, but he didn't notice that a car was slowly driving behind him, which had already driven over, but actually stopped the car and slowly reversed back.
Jiang Yi couldn't open his eyes because of the headlights, and raised his hand to cover it.
The window rolled down, and a familiar face half-poked out, looked at him and asked, "Do you want to help?" β
Jiang Yi was stunned, swallowed back the name that was almost about to be exported, and nodded quickly, "Yes!" β