Chapter 585: Sister Chi Ling was hacked the worst

Song Che endured the wild pimple and cold hair, and smacked his lips: "Sister Ling, you are so enthusiastic, I can't bear it, people who don't know still think we are flirting." ”

Sister Ling didn't eat this set at all, and continued to say indifferently and sneeringly: "Other people treat their comrades as warm as spring, but sister, I, have always been as enthusiastic about my own people as summer, and you will get used to it when you get acquainted in the future...... But only if you can be your own person. ”

In other words, this is the exam question that Sister Ling gave to Song Che.

Only if he passes, he is qualified to be his own.

As long as it's your own person, it's easy to say anything you can help.

But if it fails...... It should be where it went back and forth.

Song Che turned his head and looked at Zhu Xie and the bikini girl respectively, one was aggrieved and angry, and the other was charming and enchanting, as if the woman had just given the man **.

"I found that the competitive atmosphere in the academic circle is really strong, as long as it is in your own field, you have to compete with others. Is it able to test people down, especially to satisfy vanity? ”

Song Che said with emotion.

"Less ink, you just say you can or can't, if you can't, get out of the morning mellowly, and help me close the door by the way." Sister Ling's style is like this, she is obviously scolding, but she speaks eloquently.

"With all due respect, this question you came up with is really questioning my IQ." Song Che said seriously: "You can question my appearance, but you must not question my IQ, what is the difference between throwing this question and an open-book exam?" ”

Without waiting for Sister Ling to respond, Song Che gave Zhu Xie a look, pointed at the bikini girl, and said, "It's very simple to recover, kiss her again, the antidote is in her mouth!" ”

Zhu Xie suddenly capitalized the black question mark face.

"Do you want to question my IQ too?" Song Che said very seriously and seriously: "You don't even dare to kiss her, do you dare to say true love?" ”

Zhu Xie also felt that his self-esteem had been trampled on, and then remembered that his dignified soldier king had suffered such humiliation, and suddenly became angry in his heart,

As the so-called peony flower is also a ghost under the ghost, he doesn't do it endlessly, he reached out and hugged the bikini girl, and kissed it very domineering and affectionately.

The bikini girl could only be helplessly bowed by the overlord...... However, except for a few initial struggles, she quickly complied and gradually took the initiative.

And it also made a comfortable hum, which seemed to be quite enjoyable.

"Yes, kiss hard, kiss hard, kiss loudly, and put all your enthusiasm into the mouth of the opponent through your mouth!"

Song Che was still cheering and giving on-site guidance on the side, and suddenly became the director of a love action movie!

"Dirty! Cheap! Under the three indiscriminate! Sister Ling's voice from the balcony finally brought some irritation.

"You don't understand this, women's words often have to be listened to in reverse, and they say no, the body is the most honest."

Song Che smiled lightly: "Although she was not a woman at the beginning. ”

“……”

As soon as these words came out, the charming atmosphere of the room suddenly stopped.

The two people who were kissing the thunder and the earth were also petrified and stiffened!

After a while, Zhu Xie, who was just a paralyzed and stiff head, even his body seemed to be numb, and he retracted his body in a daze, let go of the bikini girl, and looked at Song Che with a pair of eyes in disbelief.

The Adam's apple squirmed a few times, and Zhu Xie said abruptly: "You, you said she is not a woman?" ”

Song Che explained: "Don't be nervous, she is indeed a woman now, but she was not at first, and she changed her gender halfway." ”

“……”

The scene was very solemn for a while.

Zhu Xie looked at Song Che, and then at the bikini girl's face and body, and immediately retreated a few steps, moving as fast as a cunning rabbit!

"Yes, it recovered so quickly, or the power of love is huge." Song Che smiled with relief.

"Giant, you grandma!" Zhu Xitie's face was blue, he didn't care about his body that had regained consciousness at all, and scolded: "You made it clear to me, this woman...... Is this bikini male or female? Didn't you say they're not shemales! ”

"It's true that he's not a shemale."

Song Che said with a harmless face: "Shemale, that is neither male nor female, there are physiological characteristics of both men and women in physiology. ”

After a pause, Song Che pointed to the bikini girl: "But she is indeed a fake daughter now, then she is no longer a shemale, we must seek truth from facts." ”

Zhu Xie suddenly understood something, his face turned from blue to white, and he said, "What do you mean, is it that he has undergone sex reassignment surgery?" ”

"Yes, and the operation was a success." Song Che fully explained the scientific and rigorous attitude: "To be honest, even if I am in charge, I may not be able to do it so perfectly, and her current results are comparable to the original!" ”

This is also the reason why he had just carefully observed the bikini by the pool, if it weren't for the smell of Chinese medicine emanating from the woman's hand that attracted his attention and vigilance, with his strength, he would have almost lost his eyes.

"You don't need to mind, love is inherently genderless these days, and when a person has a woman's soul and a woman's body, then he is a woman, you and her love each other, you can have children......"

Song Che patted Zhu Xie on the shoulder, trying to relieve and comfort him.

As a result, before he finished speaking, Zhu Xie retched a few times and ran straight into the bathroom, and then, there was a heart-rending wow wow!

The bikini girl's face was also green, and she felt that her self-esteem had been seriously trampled on, and scolded angrily in blunt Chinese: "You scumbag!" I kissed my mother so well just now! ”

"Don't be angry, beauty, he won't be able to bear the transition for a while, give him some time to get used to it slowly, just like a pregnant woman, you will get used to it when you vomit." Song Che said earnestly, so Zhu Xie's vomiting sound became more intense.

"Okay, okay, you don't have fun with her anymore, Lisa is also a poor person, she was forced to eat estrogen to perform since she was a child, which led to the collapse of male physical characteristics in the end, I gave him a psychological test to confirm that he had accepted the identity of a woman, and then he was operated on." Sister Ling said angrily.

Hearing this, Song Che stopped in moderation.

He knows that many ladyboys in Thailand were born in this way.

But in the shemale group, there are often a few who will identify with women's identity, and many shemales can only live without being male or female.

Coupled with long-term use of estrogen, the lifespan of shemales is often very short, most of them burp when they live to be about forty years old, and some simply convert to Buddhism but die.

As for the few who identify with women's identity, most of them want to become women, because the cost of sex reassignment surgery is quite high, and the difficulty of the operation is also quite high and the risk is extremely high.

Most of them have never come down from the operating table, and a small number of people who have successfully stepped off the operating table temporarily will also survive due to various complications and subsequent physiological problems, and even life is worse than death.

Like this Lisa in front of me, I have to say that her sex reassignment surgery was quite successful, even flawless, just like a naturally born healthy person!

This is also the reason why Song Che looks the other way......

Although he has never performed sex reassignment surgery, he knows that the most critical and demanding part of this kind of surgery is anesthesia!

The whole operation involves the transformation and transplantation of huge and complex body organs, and the anesthesia must be accurate to the point of perfection.

This craftsmanship, Song Che asked himself that it was unattainable,

However, the sister Ling in front of her, who crowned the medicine god organization with anesthesia, was the only one!

Song Che's brilliance lies in the integration of Western medicine and Chinese medicine acupuncture.

And Sister Ling is a clever combination of Western medicine anesthesia and Chinese medicine anesthesia boiling into one!

When the sound of vomiting in the bathroom faded away, Song Che ignored the pig teammates who were damaged, looked at the balcony, and said, "Okay, I've solved this problem, are you satisfied?" ”

"How did you know that this trick is to fight poison with poison?" Sister Ling asked with interest.

"It's a simple matter of proportions."

Song Che said eloquently: "Although I don't know the specific ingredients of this anesthetic of yours, the principle of determination is achieved through the complementarity of Western medicine and Chinese medicine, and to be more precise, both have become each other's medicine primers." ”

"However, no matter how compatible the effects of the two are, there must be a premise of a reasonable proportion, either Western medicine and Chinese medicine have more or less, once the proportion is out of balance, the efficacy of the medicine will be self-defeating!"

This involves the paradox of whether the west wind overpowers the east wind, or the east wind overpowers the west wind.

The bikini girl's body is smeared with Chinese medicine hemp boiling powder, and the mouth contains Western medicine anesthetic.

When the two drugs are injected into Zhu Xie's body at the same time, it is an anesthetic with superior effect!

And Song Che just let Zhu Xie kiss the bikini girl again, and naturally absorbed more Western medicine anesthetic.

In this way, it becomes the west wind that overpowers the east wind!

The originally just right ratio of Chinese and Western medicine is suddenly out of balance!

Ordinary anesthetics are poured into people's mouths, at most they make the mouth and throat numb.

But Zhu Xie was paralyzed in his whole head.

This is obviously a boiling powder of traditional Chinese medicine, which penetrates into the blood muscles of the head through the medium of Western medicine anesthetic!

Now, through further deep kissing, the abundant Western medicine anesthetic was poured into Zhu Xie's mouth through the bikini girl's fluid, which instead washed away the medicinal effect of the Chinese medicine Ma San.

Even, the Western medicine anesthetic, which was originally used as a primer for medicine, will also block the spread of Chinese medicine hemp boiling!

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

There was applause from the balcony, and Sister Ling said in a coquettish tone: "You are so powerful, Song Didi, I am beginning to understand why those people above are so favored by you, sister, I am moved." ”

"I was said to be a firefly in the night, and I could shine anywhere." Song Che smiled: "Now that the test has been passed, then I should be counted as my own person, as a minimum of sincerity, Sister Ling, can you also help me fulfill a wish?" ”

"Forget you, sister, I will be merciful and help you lead the way." Sister Ling said very heartily: "But the ugly words are ahead, the richest man in Chinatown may not sell my face, to be honest, their patience with me is almost exhausted, they all think I am here to cheat and cheat." ”

"Is it because you haven't completed that task yet?" Song Che said tentatively.

"Otherwise, if it was done, my sister and I would have withdrawn long ago, and I would have spent on this task, and I don't know how much youth I have delayed." Sister Ling's voice was full of helplessness and frustration: "Alas, I originally thought that I would come to Thailand and meet a romantic and beautiful love on the beach, but now I have to waste my time endlessly." ”

Hearing her say such a grudge, Song Che thought to herself that this woman should be deflated in this task, and she was depressed and had nowhere to vent, so she simply seized this opportunity to tease herself.

"Since the task is not easy to complete, then you can give up?"

"Since I joined the God of Medicine, I have no record of giving up!"

Sister Ling said: "As long as I take over the task, the completion rate is 100%, and I will never let this task become a stain on my resume!" Never allowed! ”

Song Che spread her hands, she wanted to compete with herself so much, it was no problem.

However, Sister Ling seemed to think of something, and said, "But now that you're here, maybe you can help a little, brother, are you interested in having a vote with my sister?" ”

"......" Song Che rolled his eyes again.

He began to suspect that this woman was trying to test herself, just to pull herself on the thief ship! Help her on this mission!

Regarding the task of the richest man in Bangkok's Chinatown, [Bond with a knife] asked himself if he was interested in taking over.

But Song Che's main mission in Thailand was to arrest desert vultures and other criminals, but he didn't have the leisure to join in the excitement.

However, if I refuse, I'm afraid Sister Ling won't obediently assist her in completing the task.

Sure enough, Sister Ling shrewdly grasped this stake, and said step by step: "Song Didi, we both have one thing in common, that is, we can integrate Chinese and Western medicine and complement each other. Therefore, the two of us will be in Thailand next, maybe we can also help each other and mutual benefit, as long as you help my sister and me achieve great things, my sister will also help you successfully complete the task of this trip, hello, I am hello, everyone, how good. ”

Song Che replied directly.

He finally understood why the group of people in the group at that time mentioned this Sister Ling when they complained that they were brazen and wonderful.

In terms of brazen ranks, the two of them are really each other.

No, Sister Ling is definitely better than him!

"But I'm not good......"

At this time, a voice full of resentment and humiliation came from behind him.

I saw Zhu Xie come out with a pale face, panting and saying: "If it weren't for the labor and management swearing, I wouldn't do anything to women in this life, and I would throw you into the pool from here today!" ”

Sister Ling said with a smile: "In this way, little Didi, do you recognize Lisa as a woman?" ”

"I didn't say that!" Zhu Xie argued, and subconsciously distanced himself from the bikini girl.

"Don't be nervous, next in Bangkok, we have to communicate more, presumably sooner or later you will open your heart and change your opinion of Lisa, I think Lisa actually likes you, and the kiss was so lingering and sympathetic just now, you don't want to be a scumbag who abandons from the beginning, otherwise don't blame Sister Ling for my ruthless hands."

"You don't play tricks there, and you hide outside for a long time, how unsightly it is."

Zhu Xie said angrily, then strode forward and pulled open the curtain of the floor-to-ceiling window!

When the brilliant sun shines in, a woman is standing on the balcony, in the background of the blue sea and blue sky.

It stands to reason that with such a beautiful scenery, the next step is to describe how beautiful and special this woman is.

However, when Song Che's eyes swept twice, he said very seriously: "I take the liberty to ask, what is the title of your business card in the chat group?" ”

"Lin Chiling in the medical community." The woman's face did not change and replied.

Hearing this, Song Che just nodded, and turned around directly,

He was afraid that he would not be able to suppress the power of the desolation that erupted in his body!

Lin Chiling, a medical professional...... Well, this should be the worst time Sister Chi Ling was hacked.