155. The expulsion does not stop, but the trouble does not stop
Me: "Change? For what? β
"Six pure bamboos, that thing doesn't suit you very well, but just give it to me.
If there is another disciple who wants to go out and go down the mountain, one person will give it to him, and the six roots will be pure, and he can still save his life. β
I haven't even seen the properties of this bamboo, so it's gone, but it's okay, it's not a loss.
I have a blunt instrument available again.
When I reacted again, the Yuan Shi Tianzun Master on the other side didn't know when he left.
Similarly, the master beside him is also gone.
β¦β¦
"General Mo, what's going on?"
With a blinded face, Wen Taishi looked at the twelve golden immortals who had disappeared, as well as the gap left by the disappearance of Zhao Gongming beside him.
I thought about it for a while, and felt that Master Wen didn't have to know too much, and he couldn't know nothing.
So he said: "I can't afford to lose on the sect, I almost killed the Cihang Dao people just now, but a saint appeared to save people."
But don't worry, the master of our Biyou Palace is also here, and I haven't suffered a loss. β
Wen Zhong breathed a sigh of relief, "That's good, what about Zhao Gongming?" β
Although Zhao Gongming is strong, he is still a disciple of the outer sect.
The three generations of disciples of the inner gate, some call him a Taoist friend.
"Brother Zhao was taken away by Shizun, Master Wen has a psychological preparation, let's ask someone to help fight in the future, it's not so easy."
Wen Taishi lowered his head and thought about it, and nodded: "Okay, let's see what happens in the future, and now it's a big victory!" Celebrate with wine! β
"Well said, let's go!"
When I returned to the business camp, sure enough, several senior brothers from the Ten Absolute Formations were gone.
However, Wen Zhong and I are in Shangtang, and we have official positions, and the master did not arrest us back.
This banquet is not very lively.
According to the custom of this era, women are not allowed to go to the banquet unless they are invited.
But my little girls aren't going to covet a feast.
Similarly, Wen Taishi's apprentices and four subordinates are not qualified to attend the banquet, and only the two of us can enjoy a banquet.
It's pretty good, too.
Tomorrow, lay down Xiqi, return to the court to sing and feast every day, wouldn't it be happy?
As a result, not half a day had passed, a familiar voice suddenly appeared:
"Okay, you little junior brother, we went to Biyou Palace for training, but you are drinking here?"
I was half drunk and half awake, and when I saw that the person who came seemed to be Zhao Gongming.
"Ah, I'm really drunk and can't drink anymore.
I'm hallucinating, I seem to have heard Senior Brother Zhao's voice just now.
Now there's a ghost in front of me! β
Wen Zhong on the other side: "The old man seems to be drunk too, and it seems that there is really an extra ghost next to General Mo!" β
In fact, if we want, we can use mana to dissolve drunkenness.
But when I was drinking just now, I chatted and talked about the four saints of Kowloon Island who died in the previous battle, the four generals of the demon family, and a few heavenly monarchs......
I was so depressed that I stopped talking, but drank cup after glass, trying to numb myself with alcohol.
[Then Zhao Gongming walked in. γ
"Wake me up!"
Senior Brother Zhao had mana in his hands, and as soon as he slapped us, he felt clear-headed and clear-eyed.
I was surprised: "Senior brother, didn't you go back?" How did you come back again? β
Zhao Gongming said sullenly: "It's not a good thing you did, why do you want to give Shizun six pure bamboos?"
Now that the master has given an order, all the sectarian immortals who are qualified to go to Biyou Palace and have not helped in the battle in Xiqi must go over. β
Me: "What did you do?" Is the master going to teach the Fa again? β
The teachings of the Tongtian Sect Master, the outer disciples are also qualified to listen. If it weren't for the sect interception immortal who had heard it once, then he could also claim to be an outer disciple.
I was also fortunate enough to listen to it once, and it was about the essence of the Great Dao, which was easy to understand.
The avenues of the world are the same, and you can touch the bypass.
However, when I look at my avenue that specializes in the three thousand avenues, can I really go to the same end with them?
Senior Brother Zhao slapped me on the head again, "Tell me a fart method, let's try our hearts!"
If the six roots are not pure, sitting next to the six pure bamboos, the spirit will be empty, I don't know why! β
I looked at my senior brother, he didn't want to be a person with six pure roots, right? Didn't you take part in the heart trial?
"Then Senior Brother is the six roots pure?"
Zhao Gongming smiled: "Don't think about it, in the huge Biyou Palace, only my second sister is six pure."
But brother, I said to Shizun, junior brother, you gave me one thing to do, and then Shizun let me out. β
Me: "Senior brother, don't talk nonsense, how dare I arrange things for you?" β
Zhao Gongming was not happy, and took out the Dinghai Divine Bead and Qiankun ruler from the treasure bag,
"Look, isn't this what you arranged for me?
The master said that if this matter can be done, it will be beneficial to the entire sect. β
"Oh, so you're going to do it?"
"Nonsense, if I could do it, I wouldn't have done it a long time ago, don't I know what to do?"
"I know. γ
So what do you say, ah? You know?
[Let the Qiankun ruler and the Dinghai Shenzhu fuse! ] γ
I said to Zhao Gongming: "Do you want to let the Qiankun ruler and the Dinghai Divine Pearl merge?" β
Zhao Gongming frowned, "I naturally know that I want to let the two merge, and even deduce that after the two are fused, my twenty-four Dinghai Divine Beads will become twenty-four worlds."
It's just that how to blend in? After the integration, how will these twenty-four worlds be handled? β
I thought about it carefully, "Senior brother, the master said that this matter will be beneficial to the sect?" β
"Yes, the master said that there are great benefits."
"Then what is the biggest crisis that our sect is currently facing?"
"God Tribulation?"
"That's right! Therefore, these twenty-four worlds should be to let the sectarian Daoists hide in it, so that they can avoid the catastrophe! Plan to pass! β
It's just that Zhao Gongming slapped me on the skull again.
[Playing well, speaking without brains, and setting up flags every day. γ
Zhao Gongming said: "Brother, are you liar?" In terms of hiding, in my twenty-four world, how can I have the safety of the Master's Biyou Palace? β
"Shh," I gasped, "yes, but how do you make good use of the world?" β
Zhao Gongming: "Where is the need for the world?" β
Me: "Who will benefit from the Great Tribulation in the end?" β
The two of us looked at each other: "Heavenly Court! β
Zhao Gongming: "Now there are only nine heavens in the heavenly court, if you add these twenty-four small worlds, it will turn into thirty-three heavens......"
Me: "Although the Heavenly Court is weak now, people have less money and more benefits, but they are not very free. I understand! Master's meaning is to let us take these twenty-four small worlds to ......"
Zhao Gongming looked at me who was startled, and reflexively prepared a slap.
Me: "Go to the Great Tribulation Heavenly Court and fill the twenty-four small worlds!" The plan is clear, senior brother, let's prepare for it...... Yes! β
Senior Brother Zhao Gongming slapped me in the air and swirled Thomas at 360 degrees.
And he said to himself, "The biggest trouble with the sect is actually the lack of luck, and many disciples are infected with karma.
If the twenty-four Dinghai Divine Beads are turned into twenty-four heavens and sent to the heavenly court, they will definitely be able to obtain a large wave of merits, and the danger of sect interception can be solved! β
Me: "Yes, that's what I meant!" β
Senior Brother Zhao knows that I am not affected by the Mandate of Heaven, and I will not be destroyed by Heaven if I speak openly.
So he glanced at me and didn't speak.
Me: "So the question now, how to turn the twenty-four Dinghai Divine Beads into twenty-four heavens?" β
[I know. γ
Oh, then you say?
[Under normal circumstances, you must wait until the time comes. γ
What about the unusual?
[Krypton! γ
I ...... #Β₯%#Β₯@#%Β₯......%Β₯ (foul language)
[Don't worry, if you make this wave, you can get a lot of merit. γ
[By the way, if you don't get contaminated with karma, your merits won't be valid for you.] γ
[But it can be transformed into a corresponding equivalent world origin.] γ
[All you need is your little krypton to send the source of the world!] γ
Me: %@#%@#%@&*&* (still swearing)
How many Worlds Sources do I have now?
γCalculating ......γ
[Currently owns 755% of the Source of the World, 85% of the Origin of the World]
Can't I Krypton World Origin? The origin of the world is the currency circulating in this world, right?
[That's right, but you can't take his money and pay off his debts.] γ
[Take Huabei and set Huabei, you will only owe more and more. γ
Huabei?
Don't worry about these details. γ
How much krypton do I need? How big is the benefit?
[It is estimated that 120% of the source of the world of krypton is needed, and the income is above 200% of the source of the world.] γ
[After all, the proceeds are shared by you and Zhao Gongming. γ
It seems like a lot, but what is the use of the origin of the world, after leaving this world, it still has to be recycled.
[That being said, you can't let the company have no revenue at all, boy.] γ
Let me think again.
Is there a price list for the opposite Saiki camp? Is it the kind that kills how many world sources they can get?
[Nope.] But roughly:
Special Characters: Jiang Ziya: 2; Ji Fa: 3; Land Pressure Road Man: 1.5
Twelve Golden Immortals: 1-1.5, Three Generations of Disciples: 0.3-1.5
Non-special characters, the price depends on strength and luck. γ
Uh, think about it, now I have 7.55, and if I want to save 10 World Origins, I have to spend 1.2......
Then now that the twelve golden immortals are not out, it is difficult for the sect interceptors to come to help.
Only go to the camp to kill Jiang Ziya and Ji Fa!
Plan to pass!
[Stop! γ
How? What else?
[Oh, that is, if you turn the Dinghai Divine Bead into twenty-four heavens, there will be too many merits, and you may be directly canonized as a god. γ
[Here it is recommended that you go to the camp first. γ
Oh, that's it.
Then go to the camp first, kill Ji Fa and Jiang Ziya, what destiny is returned to Zhou, only what has happened is called destiny!
As soon as I told Senior Brother Zhao about the plan, he also nodded hurriedly.
It makes sense, anyway, there is no way to take the Poseidon Pearl for the time being, otherwise it will be used as a magic weapon first.
We each rode a tiger, a dragon, and a unicorn, and went out of the gate to invite battle under Xiqi City.
Jiang Ziya rode four different horses, leading the left and right generals out to engage in the battle.
As soon as the shot was made, the two sides fought separately.
I took out Qingping and faced Nezha and Muzha.
Wen Taishi faced Yang Jian.
The rest of Zhao Gongming is all covered, that is, Jiang Ziya, Lei Zhenzi and Lu Zhudaoren.
At this time, I let the little girls out, wouldn't it be a sure win?
Suddenly, I felt a chill on my scalp, like a manga on my back!
Looking at Zhao Gongming, he was also in a similar state.
A stick knocked Nezha open, and I turned around and left.
On the other side, Zhao Gongming repelled the three people on the other side and left with Wen Zhong.
Put Wen Zhong in the Shangtang military camp, and the two of us rode a dragon to the south and a tiger to the north, and each fled for his life.
Mom, what's the situation, shouldn't that person be in Biyou Palace at this time?
Kuntu flew less than 200 miles before he found a fairy waiting in front of him.
How beautiful is a fairy? There is a poem as proof:
The cloud bun is double pan and the morality is clear, and the red robe and white crane are crowned with vermilion.
The silk is tied to the knot, and the hemp shoes under the feet are born.
Splitting the earth to open the sky and become a Taoist, refining the true form in the Three Immortals Island.
The six qi and three corpses were all thrown away, and Qingluan left Yujing at hand.
"Yo, what a coincidence, Senior Sister Yunxiao, are you also here for a ride?"
"Unfortunately, I'm here to block you!"
"Huh?"
"Are you obediently tied up? Or do I arrest you back? β
"This?"
Yunxiao no longer talks nonsense, sacrifices the mixed yuan golden bucket, and arrests me?
Not really, it's Quint!
"You sell me! Quintou! β
"What can't be sold, didn't I get caught too?"
It's true that the Mixed Yuan Golden Bucket doesn't work for me, but it works for Kuntu!
And I was grabbed by Kuntu and entered the mixed yuan gold bucket together!
In this way, is Yunxiao really waiting for me here, or is it because Quintu has leaked my whereabouts!
Me: "You fart!" You have such a good relationship, you go out first or not just go out! β
Quint: "Eh, hahahaha, yes, I'm selling you." What can you do with me? β
Me: ####
Kuntu in and out of the mixed element golden bucket:
"Eh, I'm in; Eh, I'm out again.
I'm jumping in again, I'm out again! What can you do with me?
Eh, I'm in again, I'll jump out again!
Hit me, stupid? β
Me: "Accept!" β
The stupid quinto was put into my card.
Who is the boss, doesn't there be a little pressure in his heart?
"Ah, second sister, listen to my explanation!"
Not long after, Zhao Gongming also came in.
"What a coincidence, brother, are you here for a walk?"
"yes, brother, it's quite a coincidence."
For some reason, I am called a wanderer, a role model in the hearts of male fairies such as senior brothers and nephews, and a scum in the mouths of female fairies.
Therefore, the Three Heavens Fairy once restricted Senior Brother Zhao from having too much contact with me.
γTui, Zha Xianγ
Me: "Brother, at this time, shouldn't this person be in Biyou Palace?" β
Zhao Gongming: "You forgot, she is the only one in the Quanjie Sect, and she can not be affected by the six pure bamboos." β
"Hey, doesn't she have any weaknesses?"
Zhao Gongming thought about it carefully and nodded, "No." β
Is she a perfect person?
[Yes.] γ
I:......
Forget it, the skills are not as good as others, there is no shame in being caught, didn't you see Senior Brother Zhao so powerful, did you catch it the same?
"Meow!"
A small purple meow jumped out of me and looked at the sky in the Mixed Yuan Golden Bucket.
"Little meow who can't jump out, don't waste your thoughts."
"Meow?" Little Meow gave me a look.
Zhao Gongming: "You cat can also communicate, what is it talking about?" β
"Not necessarily, she said."
And then Meow jumped on my head in one step, and jumped out in one step?
Jumped out? No, isn't the upper limit of this mixed yuan gold bucket so low?
"Brother, she, she...... Let's ...... then."
"Don't think in vain, brother, your cat can jump out, it's the second sister who wants her to go out.
We can't get out. β
Alas, I had just stood up excitedly, and now I sat back on the ground.
"Alas, by the way, brother, don't you still have a good face and can play tunes? Let her come out and play a song, how boring is it to sit like this? β
"No."
"What's not going to work, we're all like this, can it be worse?"
"No, brother, didn't you see it? The cat just now had a few cards in its mouth, and now the little girls are all gone. β
You don't have to think about it to know that they must have instigated Little Meow to escape.
Although they usually pretend to be well-behaved, but now the disaster is coming, and they have to pretend to run away.
Senior Brother Zhao smiled: "Brother, they all say that you have a good way to be the queen, but what is the result?" Isn't it lax governance? β
Brother, you're a single dog, embarrassed to say me?
I replied, "Brother, you don't understand, do you?" β
"What, is there something else hidden?"
"Of course," I said unhurriedly, "the so-called harmony between husband and wife means that they listen to me, but they can also choose not to listen to me."
Only by supporting each other and respecting each other can we go all the way in harmony. β
Zhao Gongming looked at me with disdain: "Harmony is quite harmonious, but if you can't control it, just say you can't control it, don't make all these twists and turns." β
"Alas, it's hard to dismantle it."
"You know what?" Brother Zhao suddenly changed his tone of vicissitudes,
"Now when our sectarian Taoist friends form a Taoist couple, they will first take out a mantra pill, and then the fairy will ask the immortal chief what he thinks of the 'little junior disciple of silent dyeing'."
"Oh, that's it?"
"That's right, so many Taoist couples who could have become have been blown in the end."
I:......
I'm really guilty of that.
[That's right, please commit suicide by seppuku nearby.] γ
What are you talking about, at the moment of the catastrophe, what kind of love are you talking about, it's over. It's not too late to talk about the catastrophe after it's over.
"Speaking of which, senior brother, how long is this fairy sister going to lock us up?"
"Wait, last time, I was probably locked up for more than three years. It's not clear this time, let's see when she's angry.
It's not a bad thing to be locked up anyway, and one of the safest places in the world is here. β
"Yes, then let's continue to study and study the Dinghai Divine Pearl."
"Walking."
Zhao Gongming sacrificed twenty-four Dinghai Divine Beads and placed a cross in the air.
"No, what do you mean, brother?"
"It's nothing, it's just that the last time I saw you use this shape to help me block the curse, I thought I would try to change the shape and see if it works?"
I:...... Brother, I really can't keep up with your train of thought, and the twenty-four heavens should have nothing to do with the shape, right?
"But what about the Qiankun ruler, how to place the Qiankun ruler?"
"Huh? That's a problem. β
Customer? How?
[First contain the Dinghai Divine Bead into one, then release the heaven and earth qi in the Qiankun ruler, and finally use the source of the world to catalyze, and the twenty-four heavens can evolve. γ
Yes, but there's more to it!
"Brother, how are we going to get out?"
"Then don't think about it, see when my second sister is in a good mood."
Although I can break the magic and break the law, no magic weapon can control me.
But that's based on destroying the opponent's magic weapon.
Now in order to get out, destroy the mixed yuan golden bucket of such a good-looking fairy?
That's a bit excessive.
[Excessive? It's not just too much, it's someone who will kill you. γ
β¦β¦
I don't know how long I stayed in the Mixed Yuan Golden Bucket, and there was no change in light and darkness inside.
Always when I came out, I was very unhappy to see a few little fairies.
When I asked, I found out that I didn't know what was going on, and Xiqi called again.
Senior Brother Zhao Gongming and I are not here, and the Sanxiao Fairy and my little fairy will definitely fight.
As a result, Bixiao was bitten by Yang Jian's dog!
Yunxiao was very angry, and he was going to borrow troops from Wen Taishi on the spot to worship the Yellow River Jiuqu Great Array.
Swing it, so what's wrong?
Kuntu sent me a voice and said, "Boss, you can't put it on, the Yellow River Array is too much, and it can't be broken under the saint!"
The saint will definitely look for a chance to make a move! β
Can't you?
However, it is better not to let a few fairies participate in the God Tribulation.
I called Zhao Gongming: "Senior brother, stop it!"
It's a lot more troublesome for the fairy to get angry than us. β
Zhao Gongming said: "Brother, do you think I dare to stop me?" β
"If the two male immortals don't have any opinions, we will set up the Yellow River Formation here, and let the people of Xiqi know that we are not easy to mess with!"
That's not going to work!
"Don't worry," I hurriedly pulled Zhao Gongming,
"What, we discovered the secret of the Dinghai Shenzhu, and we are not in a hurry to deal with Xiqi in advance."
Senior Brother Zhao looked at me: Didn't we see nothing?
I gave him a look, 'Don't let these little aunts and grandmothers get involved in the war!' β
Brother Zhao nodded, "Yes, yes, this is a big secret, and it's not worth mentioning about dealing with Xiqi!" β
Sanxiao and a few little girls are very curious about the secret of Dinghai Shenzhu, of course, except for Kuntu, who knows everything.
Senior Brother Zhao and I took a few fairies to a secluded place on Qishan Mountain.
"Brother, you first combine the twenty-four Dinghai Divine Beads into one."
"What's so hard about that?"
The Dinghai Divine Pearls were originally Zhao Gongming's magic weapons, and they were used like fingers, and with a finger, the Dinghai Divine Beads the size of twenty-four pigeon eggs became a watermelon-sized pearl.
I took the Qiankun ruler and released the Qiankun Qi in it and injected it into the Dinghai Divine Pearl.
"It's useless, is it? I've tried this before? Zhao Gongming said.
I said, "Now comes the real secret!" The reason why nothing happened in this way is because the time has not yet come, and the opportunity does not allow it.
But now it's different, because I'm here! β
I unleashed the power of my Great Dao and sealed this Heavenly Destiny Machine.
Then he silently shouted in his heart: Krypton gold!
γConsumed 120% of the Source of the Worldγ
Visible to the naked eye, the ruler of the universe turned to ashes.
The inside of the Sea God Bead is full of chaos, and the wind and clouds are changing, which is the image of the evolution of the heavens!
The Dinghai Divine Pearl flew higher and higher, and a bright moon turned into twenty-four stars and flew to the Nine Heavens.
[Assist in the evolution of the heavens, gain 240% of the world's origin]
I saw a large wave of merit, no, it was a golden waterfall that fell on the head of Senior Brother Zhao Gongming.
That was the last scene I saw before I woke up.
As for the last voice I heard, it seemed to be, "Please turn around, baby." β
β¦β¦
When I woke up, it seemed like I was in the clouds, what happened?
[That's a long story.] γ
[Lu Zhudao people calculated that you were evolving the heavens, obtained great merits, and changed your life against the heavens in one fell swoop, so they came to destroy your plan. γ
[However, in the perspective of Zhao Gongming and the others, when the great merit fell, you waved your hand, gave the merit to Zhao Gongming, and turned around to block a flying knife to cut immortals. γ
And then you will die, and your little girls will go with you. γ
it! So what's going on now? This is Senior Brother Zhao next to me, right?
It's the clouds over there, right? She's a little meow in her arms, right?
[Zhao Gongming and Sanxiao Fairy were red-eyed on the spot, chasing the lander from Qishan to the edge of the flood.
The Sanxiao Fairy was also affected by the clouds, and set up the Nine Curves Yellow River Array, and if he didn't give an explanation, he would give you a funeral. γ
What do you mean I'm seeing now?
[Such a big thing as the evolution of the heavens will definitely alarm the great master Taiqing Saint, so he came down to take a look, tsk. γ
[First grabbed Zhao Gongming and Lu Jian with one hand, and then raised his hand to break the Yellow River Array. γ
Needless to say, the specific process, just talk about the result!
[Oh, the result is that after some negotiations, the Taiqing Sage fished out your remnant soul and threw it into the god list, but he couldn't throw it in. γ
[So he said, you are not on the god list, and you have a treasure to beat the god whip, you should have a fate with the god list. γ
[It takes a few people on the list to voluntarily join the list and become gods, so that you can bring your remnant soul in, in order to talk about your resurrection when you become a god.] γ
[Then Zhao Gongming and Sanxiao Fairy volunteered to be on the list, and now that the gods are over, you have also woken up. γ
Oh.
[I've said so much, you're actually the only one, oh? γ
No, it's just that there is too much information for me to accept for a while.
[Oh, then I'll tell you something more exciting!] γ
Don't, let me calm down!
"Meow?"
Little Meow saw that I woke up and came over to lick my face.
I looked at Xiao Meow, and there was nothing on my neck, "Where's your Qiankun circle?" β
"Meow meow, meow meow!"
I looked at Xiao Meow carefully, why did I die once, and she became stupid too?
"Speak human words?"
The Sky Fairy got up and said, "She can't speak anymore!" β
Zhao Gongming echoed, "Yes, yes, brother, do you know what kind of god you are now?" β
"God? I don't know? β
Brother Zhao smiled, I was a little uncomfortable watching it.
"Then brother, tell you, you are a 'cat god' in charge of the cat creatures in the world."
[The first person to raise a paid cat is you. γ
"What is the 'Cat God'?"
"It's just an idle little god, not among the righteous gods. After all, brother, you are a nameless person on the list of gods, and you can't be named a god. β
"Actually, it doesn't matter what god you are, what kind of god are you, big brother?"
"Hehe, brother, I'm the God of Wealth! All the nations of the world bow down to me! β
Co-author: You have a good god position, so what do you say, God doesn't matter? As soon as he opened his mouth, it was the old Versailles.
"What's our situation now? What happened to the sect? β
As soon as these words came out, Zhao Gongming and Yunxiao Fairy were silent. It dawned on me that something bad might have happened.
"After we entered the list of gods, Wen Zhong fought alone to explain the Eight Golden Immortals, and he also died in Longling."
"After that, Shen Gongbao kept lobbying the disciples of the Three Mountains and Five Mountains to go out of the mountain, but the destiny of heaven returned to Zhou, how could he stop it?"
The teacher was furious and set up a great array of immortals at the boundary card level, but the result was still a fiasco.
Most of his disciples were killed, some took refuge in Western religions, and a small number survived under the leadership of Wudang. β
I hurriedly asked, "How is the teacher?" β
"The teacher and the master, the second master and the uncle fought a battle, and they also failed miserably. wanted to refine the world, but was stopped by Hongjun Ancestor. β
I:......
I was speechless.
"Don't think about it, brother, although a lot of fellow disciples have died, most of them have been resurrected."
"Hmm."
"Okay brother, I'll take you to see our sectarian friends later, it's really ...... Alas. β
What's wrong?
I had a bad feeling in my heart.
[What else, those whose souls have entered the list of gods have long been no longer sectarian immortals, they are now vassals of the Heavenly Dao. γ
[Only if you are not affected, and Zhao Gongming and Nezha and others are on the list, can you keep the Lingtai clear. γ
Then don't look at it, it's not interesting.
Zhao Gongming took me around the Heavenly Court, and I always felt that something was wrong.
[Oh? γ
Am I dead before?
[Yes.] γ
So why am I still in this world?
[This is a long story......]
Long story short!
[The Taiqing Sage is too strong, our traction system has not beaten him. γ
[Later, when you entered the god list, the system judged that you were in a state of suspended animation, and the traction system stopped working. γ
Then I'm a god now, right?
[Yes.] γ
It stands to reason that the world's mission has been accomplished this time?
[Yes, but your soul is bound by the god list, and you can't lead it away.] γ
I:......
[So you still have to find a way to get the god list, erase your name, or be a little bolder and refine the god list and run away! ] γ
I:......
An old man passing by next to me bowed my head and said, "I've seen Yaxiang." β
The old man glanced at me and said with a smile: "I was an old friend, but now I still call me Wenqu Xing, Bigan is no longer Bigan." β
I was speechless and sighed.
Wen Quxing also sighed and left by himself.
"Brother, don't be emotional, except for a few of us, everyone else is like this."
Zhao Gongming persuaded me on the side, but I shook my head and didn't say anything.
We continued to walk forward, and we met another one over there, and I asked Senior Brother Zhao, "That person?" Coming here too? β
Zhao Gongming glanced at the man and said with a smile, "Yes, it's here too." Tianxi Star, one of the stars. β
I nodded silently and made a note of the name.
He alone is unworthy.
"Senior brother, do you know where the god list is now?"
"Huh? What else do you have to do with the god list, the gods are over? But now the god list should be in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, right? β
It seems that Senior Brother Zhao Gongming doesn't know either.
But it doesn't matter, the world is still long, just take your time.
I returned to the Cat God Mansion, and Senior Brother Zhao also went back separately.
Lying on the bed, I looked at the ring on my hand, and my mind entered, and the cards inside were still there, and there were a lot of them!
That's good, the little girls are still there. But it's not easy to come out, this is the heavenly court, and people who don't have a god position will be ostracized, and it's easy to be sensed.
And Xiao Meow can come and go at will, she is now named a god cat, and she has no ability to change, she can only "meow" and bark.
Take out an object from the space, borrow your own divine power, and repair it - it is the wood that has withered for many years - and it has been my priesthood artifact ever since.
γName:Cat God Stickγ
[Category: Priestly Equipment]
γQuality: Artifactγ
[Function: 1. Teasing cats: All felines have no resistance to them, and their fighting spirit is dismantled, and they cannot resist the cat god. γ
[Introduction: Things that do not have combat effectiveness can often play an unexpected role. γ
[Description: The first god of paid sucking]
It's not bad, my sad mood has eased a little, let's rest first, and continue to walk in the heavenly court tomorrow, stepping on a little bit.
I'm sure I can't stay in this place for long.
Find a way to find the god list, and then kill those guys and slip away.
I slipped away for several days in a row, and I went to all the places where Heavenly Court could go.
Until this day, as soon as I went out, I saw a person who was dressed like an ordinary person [Haotian Jinque Supreme Supreme Nature Miao Mi Luo True Jade Emperor God]
Oh, my Babel Master, this man's name is long!
"Who are you and why did you steal peaches?"
Well? Yesterday, those little girls sued someone?
"Ahem," I cleared my throat, "my name is 'Darabon Barban Bedi Dobiruon', who are you?" β
Quint: "Boss, be sober! He is the Jade Emperor, the boss of the Heavenly Court! β
Hey, no wonder the name is so long!
[Mother, where is your focus? γ
The man couldn't cry or laugh, and said, "Have you been to Pan Taoyuan yesterday?" β
I've been, when I was walking the cat yesterday, I saw a forest somewhere, and the little meow had itchy hands for a while, so I went to climb the tree to play.
Then I got tired of playing, so I picked a few peaches to eat.
Me: "No! β
The Jade Emperor said: "But someone reported that you went to the peach orchard yesterday and stole the peach!" β
I think about everything that happened yesterday:
Anyway, when I arrived in the yard yesterday, Quintu said that eating this peach is very beneficial.
The customer service also said that the peach is placed in the lower world, which is also a good thing, and it is not bad to take it home as a gift.
I picked a few and put them in the space, never wanting to be eaten by those little girls.
When I went to pick it again, I was found by seven little Lori, and they were clamoring to report me!
Eh, my little temper tantrum gave them one by one on the spot, making them cry for a long time.
Then I went to pick a few big, round and sweet peaches, and it was not easy to coax these little girls.
"Oh good, now you also stole the peach, reporting me is reporting yourself, understand?"
One of the little girls in red said, "But when you hit us, there was a red patch on the head, and my father would be able to see it."
But our parents haven't eaten a peach yet. β
"Hey," I looked at the little girl with a little surprise, "children can't be too greedy!" β
I picked two more big peaches, "Go and bring them to your parents, one for each person." Don't come to me for trouble, now everyone is a grasshopper in the same boat. β
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So looking at the Jade Emperor in front of me, I still couldn't figure out what went wrong?
Why have they all become immortals, and there are still such law-abiding people who report together?
So I said, "I haven't been to any Pan Tao Garden, whoever proposes it, who will give evidence!" β
"That's right," the man was neither angry nor surprised, but took out two large, familiar-looking peaches from his sleeves.
"Is this okay as evidence?"
At this time, I suddenly realized a very ridiculous possibility!
I tried to recall, yesterday I saw seven little Loli for the first time, and the pop-up window on their heads seemed to be [Seven Fairies]!
[Good guy, I'm straight good guy! γ
[Stealing peaches from the big boss, beating other people's daughters, and bribing the big boss with stolen goods. γ
[It's you!] γ
"What, I think I can explain!"
"No need, just accept the punishment."
β¦β¦
And just like that, I have one more transformation ability.
Turned into a colorful white-fronted tiger, riding seven little Loli on his back, and a little purple cat on his head, wandering in the heavenly court.
"Huzi, Huzi, go to the left!"
"Who is it called? Do you believe it or not? Besides, on the left is the Moon Palace, what am I going there for? Men stop! β
"Are the osmanthus flowers blooming, let's go pick osmanthus flowers."
Co-authored it, and I said it for nothing.
I stepped to the left, auspicious clouds appeared under the tiger's palm, and walked all the way to the moon palace laurel tree.
"Anyway, just a few of you, you can't reach the osmanthus when you stack them, right?"
For some reason, flying is not allowed on the Moon Palace, except for animals that can fly themselves.
But I'm a colorful white-fronted tiger, and naturally I can't fly.
"Huzi, do you know how to climb trees? Climb up and pick osmanthus for us! β
"Fuck off, have you ever seen a tiger who can climb a tree?"
"Meow?"
β¦β¦
"Hurry up, huh? You can't blame me for falling! β
I'm not skilled at using my own claws, grasping at the laurel cover, steadily!
Sure?
This is the reason why Yueyin Xingjun saw a tiger hanging on the laurel tree, and after the claws were inserted, he couldn't pull it out!
[Legend has it that the moon is cut down by Wu Gang, and the felling is stopped.
And the laurel tree is healed as soon as it is felled, and Wu Gang works all year round. γ
[I can't imagine that there is no Wu Gang under the tree, but the instant healing is not deceiving. γ
Gan! If there's such a thing, you should talk about it earlier next time!
"Huzi, what's wrong with you, hurry up and climb up?"
I wanted to climb up, and I did.
The claws pierce into the bark from the top down, and it is true that it can be pulled out if it is up, but it will have to be done with my hind legs taking a step upwards as well.
In the same way, if you want to pull out your hind legs, you have to continue to go up, but the question is, how will I get down!
I don't want to retreat, I won't rush forward.
[Wouldn't it be nice if you jumped straight from the tree?] You can't fall to death at this height, right? γ
Well, that makes sense!
"Okay, I'm going to move on, you're holding on."
A couple of little loli's are now grabbing the fur behind my back.
Step by step, I climbed the tree with difficulty, but I didn't smell the fragrance of osmanthus.
Because there is no politeness on the moon, there is naturally no pollen floating, and naturally there will be no floral fragrance.
However, the taste of osmanthus is still excellent, and the tree has a tiger, chewing osmanthus lightly.
"Huzi, how do you eat osmanthus? Are you a tiger? β
"I'm not really a tiger? Why can't you eat flowers? You can taste it too, it's delicious. β
The silver elves' favorite food is tree fruits, followed by nectar, so sometimes flowers will also eat.
However, this osmanthus is not very delicious, but the more you chew, the more fragrant it becomes. You can take some back and go back to make tea.
"Bah, it's not delicious, it's bitter!"
Is there really a little girl who eats it, is it so easy to deceive?
"Forget it, you won't eat it, but you can pick some and go back to make tea."
You can pick some of them, and the rest will be mine.
I roared, though there was no air, so I didn't make any sound.
But the roar contained the supreme sword qi, and the trees full of osmanthus flowers were cut down one after another.
The fingerβwhatever it looks like nowβflashes of light on the ring, and all the osmanthus flowers are taken in.
β¦β¦
The little lolis climbed on my back again, and I jumped up and jumped out of the range of the Moon Palace before I landed, and successfully rode away from the clouds.
Only the bare laurel trees remained, well, as if they were not seen.
"Whew~ Slow down Huzi! You're running too fast! β
, can I slow down from a jump from such a height? How much must conform to some conservation of momentum, right?
I slowly slowed down on the clouds, left the Moon Palace, and walked casually, I came to the Thunder Department, I heard that Wen Taishi is here, but he is now the Marshal of the Thunder Department, I don't know if he still recognizes me.
There are also Ten Heavenly Monarchs here, and now they are really Heavenly Monarchs.
But after going around here and seeing no old people, I turned around and left.
"Little girl, is there anything else interesting in this heavenly court?"
"Yes, yes, Tianhe is fun, we haven't been there?"
"How do you know it's fun if you haven't been there?"
"I've never been there, so it's fun!"
"What's the reasoning?"
That being said, I really went to the Tianhe River, which is a place to train the navy.
But now that the world has been decided, what do you want the water army to do, scolding and criticizing?
[Hey, you even know this? γ
Of course I know, Quintto told me a lot of common sense!
After arriving here, I saw Nezha fighting with Marshal Tianpeng. Fought to the extreme, and when the point was reached, I knew at a glance that Nezha was releasing water, and Marshal Tianpeng was real water.
I'm too lazy to look at it, the grievances of the past have nothing to do with me for a long time, as for the Qiankun circle being taken back by Nezha, it doesn't matter.
"It's not fun here, little girl, I'll take you to a more fun place!"
"Okay, okay!"
β¦β¦
After a little trotting, I came to the Tushi Palace, a place where all seven little girls who were chattering shut up.