"Yo, are they all there? I'm back again. ”

As soon as I heard this voice, I knew that it was Ah Lang.

"Behold, I have brought back good things again. Board gamesOh, board games are board games, do you want to play them together? ”

In this way, our group of elves took two humans and played a board game called "Three Kingdoms".

Two hours later......

Ah Lang: "No, I won't take you to play like this." Ah Mo, you and your two apprentices have never attacked each other. ”

Me: "Ino never attacks Tanya, and Tanya, without looking at my identity, she knows how to kill me!" ”

Tanya: "Who told you to kill me?" ”

Me: "In the last game, you are a thief, I am the master, who will you kill if you don't kill you?" ”

Xi Ya: "Your two apprentices are also thieves, you don't kill them." ”

Me: "Then they have to kill me first, so I can know that they are thieves." Only my identity is revealed. ”

Chrissy: "But instead of killing you, they added blood to you." ”

Amy: "As a result, my mole was killed by the thief on the spot." ”

Ah Lang: "Okay, let's stop playing the identity game, let's fight the national war." ”

"National War?" X8

Ah Lang: "Yes, you see, aren't there four forces in total?" Let's press, uh, Ah Mo will take his apprentice side, Ino and the two princesses will be on the side, the dark elves will be on the side of the two of you, and I will be on my side. In this way, the last surviving force is considered victorious. ”

Before I woke up, the Dark Elf Elder had already returned to the Dark City. In Amy's words, from today onwards, the dark elves learn from the elves, and the two powers are separated. The Dark Elf Elder is in charge of the affairs of the Dark Elves nationwide, which can be regarded as an explanation to the dead elders. The Queen of the Dark Elves represents the Kingdom of the Dark Elves in only a few things.

To put it bluntly, the queen is a mascot, and there is no need to stay in the kingdom in a daze when the meeting is held.

Chrissy: "I'm not a dark elf, but I'm on Amy's side. Is it just the two of us? ”

Ah Lang: "That's right, surviving in the cracks of big countries is also the survival wisdom of small countries. This is the war of nations! ”

In the national war, first divide the forces, I got 'Wei', Eno 'Wu', Amy's 'group' and Ah Lang''s 'Shu'. Then there is the division of generals, that is, to give you all the generals who belong to this force, uh, for example, give me all the generals of the 'Wei' forces, and then the three of us will choose one each.

Then I got Cho Pi, Cho Ren from Nitasha and Cho Zhi from Karami. Hahahahaha Who would dare to kill me like this!

Ahem, suddenly I couldn't laugh. Lu Su of Ino, Tanya's Big Joe and Xiya's Little Joe. I have every reason to suspect that they're using magic to get hung up!

Then there is Chrissy's Sable and Amy's Sp Sable. Open and hang, there are elves open and hang, is there anyone in charge?

Finally, there is Wolong Zhuge Liang, who integrates Alang's attack and defense.

Me: "Wait, I question!" ”

Eno: "We don't have Yu Ji, what are you questioning?" ”

Me: "Anyway, I suspect that I'm going to set up a forbidden demon array." ”

I used a knife to make small wounds on my hands, squeezed out a little bit of blood, and dripped it on the table. No one wants to use magic anymore today, not even on this table.

After that, the seating order should be disrupted and the seats should be rearranged. It doesn't matter, there is no distance limit to my skill anyway.

It would be better if I wasn't surrounded by Eno and Alang.

What's even more annoying is that since I am on my right is Ah Lang, Ah Lang is weak and weak, so I make the first move. That's why I'm the last one to play. What's even more infuriating is that

Alang: "Hey, Chrissy, Amy, aren't they?" Let's join forces to get rid of Ah Mo first, the pair of sisters of 'Wu Guo' are not easy to mess with. ”

Chrissy: "No problem! ”

You hesitate for a moment, don't promise to be so refreshing. Am I still your boss?

Ah Lang: "Fire attack, Ah Mo!" ”

Me: "I, I'm invulnerable, I'm invulnerable, what can you do with me?" ”

Ah Lang looked at me in a way that looked at me in the color of a fool.

Ah Lang: "It's the first time I've seen someone who is as impeccable as 'Wolong'. It's you, Mo. ”

I:......

Me: "Plum blossoms, look at it, do you throw plum blossoms?" Throwing it is about to be picked up by Karami. ”

Ah Lang: "Plum blossoms, throw, Ah Mo sheds blood." ”

Karami picks up the 'borrowed knife killing' that Ah Lang throws. Strange, there are so many plum blossoms in Ah Lang, and the 'invulnerable' just now is also a plum blossom.

Me: "Count you ruthless, Ah Lang's card, turn it over!" ”

This is the skill of 'Cao Pi', which makes people reverse and skip a round. Both Cao Ren and Cao Zhi have the ability to turn themselves against each other, so that after I am attacked, I can make them turn back.

Ah Lang: "Attack Ah Lang again." ”

Me: "It's still plum blossoms, you come on." ”

Ah Lang: "No, pass." ”

……

After a long period of beatings, it was finally Ino's turn, and I was next. Kalami and I are both remnants of blood, and Nitasha is fine, but Tanya's big Joe posted 'I can't miss it'. So I flipped her over and skipped that round. I have a 'bridge over the river' here, and I'll help her tear it down later."

But the problem is that it's time for Ino, and I only have a drop of blood left.

Ino: "Kill, Mo." ”

Me: "Ino, can you be a man, I haven't played a card yet?" Who has a peach? Save? ”

Karami: "Peach! ”

Silly rice, you yourself are a drop of blood, won't you keep it for yourself?

Me: "Okay, Karami takes two cards and flips them back." ”

Cao Zhi's blood is face up, which is equivalent to having a piece of wine. Saving me with a peach can't be considered a loss.

Ino: "Fire attack, Mo!" ”

Me: "You're going to kill me?" Plum blossoms, Kalami, I'll help you get here. ”

You may not believe it, but I still have three cards, one 'Plum Blossom 2 Bagua Array', one 'Plum Blossom 5 plus one horse', and one 'Plum Blossom Q crossing the river and demolishing the bridge'.

It's too hard for me.

Eno: "Plum blossom, Ah Mo lost blood." ”

Karami: "Peach! ”

I'm not dead, I can still pretend! Come on, it's my turn.

Me: "Hahaha, Nitasha takes two cards and turns them over." I'm not dead, I can still build! ”

At this time, turning Kalami over is hurting her.

Ino: "Mo, you're happy too early, 'I can't think about it'." ”

Me: "......"

Karami: "Invulnerable! ”

Ah Lang: "Invulnerable! ”

Nitasha: "Invulnerable! ”

Ah Lang: "Invulnerable! ”

Nitasha: "Invulnerable! ”

Chrissy: "Invulnerable! ”

Okay, okay, good apprentice, let's withdraw. You can't win a three-on-six fight.

If it's a plum blossom, even if I leave Karami with the last thing.

Verdict: Hearts!

Me: "Hahahaha, I'm not dead, I can still wave!" Equip the Bagua Array, 'add a horse', etc., I haven't touched the cards yet. ”

I took two cards, and tsk, good luck.

Me: "I'm back again, two peaches." Wait, out of one. Then, cross the river and tear down the bridge, and dismantle Nitasha's 'happy and unmissable'. ”

Amy: "Invulnerable! ”

Can you still play? (Drop the cards!) ）

Me: "Forget it, I also use this peach, Kalami, you ask for a lot of blessings, the peach will definitely be stolen if I let it go." Pass! ”

I'm back to full health, but I'm out of cards. If you don't have a card, you're not afraid of Ah Lang's fire attack? I'm going to be able to do it again. Hahahaha, I still have a horse, Ah Lang can't reach me now.

Ah Lang: "You're too happy, Ah Mo, the Southern Barbarians are invading!" ”

Me: "....."

Me: "Nitasha flipped back." ”

Nitasha is now facing up.

Ah Lang: "If you don't have a card, I can't help you?" ”

Me: "Otherwise? ”

Ah Lang: "Duel!" ”

Me: "......

Nitasha, take two cards, and turn them over. ”

I still have a drop of blood, and I'm not dead.

Ah Lang: "'Harvest of grains', heh, I said that you were happy too early." ”

Ah Lang is on my right, and he uses 'Harvest of Grains', which means that I am the first, I don't have to choose, I am the last to pick. That way, the color of my only card, Alang, will know. Then he can 'fire' me. There's no more to play, farewell.

Ah Lang: "Fire attack, Ah Mo." ”

Me: "You guys, do you still have peaches?" ”

Karami, Nitasha: "No. ”

Me: "Say goodbye, let's go, let's stop playing." Go back to sleep. ”

Karami looked up instantly, and Nitasha's eyes lit up.

I mean it literally, where do you want to go?

Ah Lang: "Ah Mo, what did you think about the thing I said two days ago?" ”

Me: "I don't have time, I'm still busy being the head of the 800 artillery commanders." ”

You son of luck, I made up my mind to ignore you a little farther, and I won't participate in anything you say.

Ah Lang: "Maybe there's a chance to save your cat, you should think about it." ”

Me: "Let's talk about it." ”

Save the little meow, it's not that you can't think about it.

After leaving the camp, of course, I didn't really go back to sleep. I'll have to go to the front to take a look, don't send a master from the human side to behead it, that's not good."

Everything is normal, the wind is calm, it is simply calm and abnormal. Advance and not advance, retreat and not retreat. Humans simply procrastinate in this regard. If it were me, I wouldn't come.

The elves are too lazy, and the humans are too fanatical about profit.

Me: "Let's go, go back." ”

Elves, just lazily lying on the sponge, lying on the lawn in the sun. There are two little girls next to him, what a beautiful thing. Stupid human beings, thinking about fighting this and that every day. It's boring!

Karami: "Master, the two of us were still able to fight just now, why don't we play?" ”

Nitasha: "Well, we may not lose?" ”

Me: "Because they can bully me together, but they can't bully you in front of me!" ”

Nitasha: "No, no one is allowed to bully the master!" ”

Karami: "I know that the master doesn't tell the truth, but it's still very pleasant to listen to." ”

What do you mean that there is no truth, if you can't speak, you should say less.

Me: "How can anyone bully me, I'm so strong." Except for the two of you who can get close to my heart, no one else will want to hurt me. ”

Karami: "Master, did you take the medicine, or did you take the wrong medicine?" ”

Nitasha: "Stinky millet, how do you speak?" However, the master's long-range attack is really strong, and even if we come, we may not be able to get close to the master. ”

Me: "It's safe." My ranged attacks are strong, but my melee is also invincible because I have both of you by my side. ”

Karami: "The master definitely took the wrong medicine, absolutely!" ”

Nitasha: "Master, do you know that you are playing with fire now?" ”

Eh, if you don't learn so many of my advantages, how can you learn some complaints and?

Alas, the master is unlucky.

I took them both by the hand, no! He dragged them both over a little, took them by the waist, and went to a meadow.

Such a good sun, such a large open space. Just suitable, give them both,

Repair equipment.

As you may remember, during the previous fight, I cut off the swords of both of them. Although it is an assembly line product, it is also a legendary-level artifact. (Grades are grades, grades are grades, not the same.) ）

Me: "Come, take out your broken sword, and I'll fix it for you." ”

I took out the forging table and pulled out the tools and laid them out on the grass.

Nitasha: "Didn't you go to sleep?" Stinky master, aren't you responsible when you're done teasing? ”

Me: "Silly girl, weapons are about your combat effectiveness and your safety. Compared to your safety, it is worth taking a break for the teacher. ”

"Ahh

Nitasha pounced on me.

"Do you know what it means to play with fire? Stinky master! Yes! ”

"Shhh

The little girl's bite really hurts.

"Okay, okay, don't make trouble, if you don't go down, I won't repair your weapons!"

"Hmph, you wait for me, I'll take you down sooner or later!"

Stinky girl, it's good that it's noon.

Karami: "Master, do you know how to repair equipment?" ”

Me: "What are you kidding, I forged your sword!" ”

Karami: "To be precise, master, you just provided the information, plus you set a fire during the forging. The design drawings are calculated by the computer after analyzing a large amount of physical information. ”

Me: "What's the matter?" I didn't build it myself, but I know enough to help you fix it. ”

The computer collects information by inputting a large amount of weapon information. From low-level to legendary, from fine to epic. What kind of material? What kind of shape does it come into? What formation inscription is inscribed? It can make weapons sharper, stronger, and withstand more Force or magic power, resulting in more powerful attacks.

For example, 'Split', its special effect 'Blood-cutting' is not replicable. In other words, if you want to retain this special effect, you can only use this material to make this shape and engrave this formation. What is created can only be a low-level artifact. Cannot be upgraded. In other words, 'Bloodshed' can only exist in low-level artifact weapons, not high-level ones.

Another example, 'Ice Dragon's Fury', an epic high-level lightsaber. Its material is the 'Angry Thorn' on the back of the ice dragon, and the lightsaber created with other ice materials, its shape and formation inscriptions, its strength and attack power are not as good as 'Don't Stop Fury'. In other words, my weapon is another 'chicken rib', which is not helpful in creating an 'assembly line high-strength weapon'.

There is also the 'Shadowless Sword', which is classified as a short sword, but it does not have a sword body at all, and the whole is just a hilt. That's it! The effect is 50% additional damage! That is, you are holding this sword, which is equal to one and a half of you. But it doesn't even have a sword body, so who knows how this effect came about?

And then there's the blacksmith shop of the Void Ancestor. A rare high-level top-level weapon called 'Dragon Leap' can be created, and after a long period of use, the Dragon Leap weapon can gradually grow and even become a legendary-level artifact weapon. We have also analyzed this feature, and it can be created theoretically. Because the structure of the Dragon Leap weapon is not complicated, and the materials are not valuable, it is only produced by the Void Ancestor.

Also, on the sword body, the sword with the most magic circles and inscriptions (inscriptions are inscriptions) is the 'Magic Sword-Apophis'. Its level and grade are just high-level artifacts, and the effect is average, but it can't stand its strength. Who can reproduce this, we don't even have the real thing. That's right, no. The 'Shadowless Sword' was borrowed from the Church of the Light, and Apophis couldn't find it at all.

In the end, we designed one, a series of powerful weapons, and named them 'Celestial Crystallization'. The results are limited by the material and can only be downgraded. It has been down to the artifact level that there is value in mass manufacturing. The rare quality is not a low-level artifact, and we can't afford to make the legendary epic level.

After all, what we want is not to be strong, but to be as strong as possible under the premise that it can be manufactured in batches. If it's just going to be powerful, we've really designed a piece of equipment that is better than the epic. However, it is only a design drawing, and it is not a real thing.

Me: "Through my keen eye observation, sensitive brain analysis. ”

These three broken swords can't be repaired, wait for death, farewell!

Me: "It's a bit of a hassle to repair, so why don't you go back to the Heavenly Realm and buy one?" ”

Nitasha: "Master, didn't you say it could be repaired?" This is the sword you gave me, can it be repaired? ”

Me: "Cultivation is able to cultivate." However, alas, the main formation was broken. The sword body can only be melted and reforged, and then a new formation can be carved. It's as complex as building a new sword. Also, the rebuilt sword is more likely to break, so how can I get you to use that kind of weapon? ”

Karami: "Master, if you say one more word, we will knock you down on the spot!" Word. ”

I.....

Can't you have something else in your head?

Me: "But there's another way, take out my new sword for you." ”

Nitasha pulls out 'Ice Rain' and 'Ice Dragon's Fury', and Karami pulls out 'Funeral Flower' and 'Flame Shadow'.

Me: "Now, these weapons are otherworldly weapons though. But I've found that their quality is more than epic. And what's even more amazing is that they're actually growthable weapons. It's just that I haven't fully figured out the growth conditions yet. ”

Karami: "And then? What to do? ”

Me: "I didn't quite figure it out, but I found a condition to make them grow." That is, to 'eat' certain materials of the same or one higher order. These materials then become its components. ”

The rifle with the inscription 'Hunting' has eaten a lot of rifle parts from me, and now it has grown quite strongly. But because the person who used that rifle often took the second, I didn't dare to use it either.

Nitasha: "So, how do you feed them?" ”

Me: "Just put the broken sword on their sword." ”

Nitasha placed the four lightsaber fragments on the 'Ice Rain', and Karami placed the body of the greatsword on the 'Burial Flower', and placed the hilt of the greatsword on the 'Flame Shadow'.

The debris is gradually eroded and dissipated. The swords of the two of them, in perception, can clearly sense that they have become stronger. Sure enough, it worked After the sword was broken, it can be regarded as finding a place to recover.

Karami: "And then? That's it?"

Nitasha: "So, next, are you going to sleep?"

Can't you two think less of this kind of thing?

Me: "Like, there's really nothing to do."

Nitasha: "Let's go, master, the cub is sleepy and needs to be accompanied by a male leader to rest."

I forgot this metaphor sooner!

I put away the forging table and forging tools.

Release the old turtle and jump back into the cockpit.

Lying on the soft sponge mattress, two soft girls lay on top of me. I'm not in the mood to mess with them right now, Nitasha and Kalami are beautiful, and I like them too. But the two of them are human, and I'm a straight male elf, and it's hard to break through this cognitive barrier, at least for me.

On the other hand, I'm still thinking about Ah Lang's words, about resurrecting Little Meow. Little Meow was the first creature to accompany me to death, although she also gave me a headache. But with a little effort, I could resurrect her, and even if it was going to be troublesome, I would do as much as I could.

But Ah Lang, this guy, alas, the son of luck or something, I'm not afraid. That fate-like power or curse doesn't work for me. And Ah Lang will not harm me subjectively, but I still think Ah Lang is not very reliable. There's no way, Ah Lang, this guy, has always given me the feeling of being a "pit". Although he would bring me good things every time, he would cheat me out of my money every time.

Sometimes I realized that Ah Lang seemed to be cheating me, and then I tried to reason with him. As a result, I didn't have a penny.

Alas, bad luck. I didn't want to, and then I fell asleep.

Nephrite in the arms. Don't pretend to be asleep, dare to have other actions, they will really tear me,

of clothes.

Pretending to be asleep, I still really fell asleep.

When I woke up again, it was dark. I got up and got up ......

Are you two fat? Why do I feel like you're heavy?

Me: "Wake up! Wake up! ”

Nitasha: "Morning, master."

Karami: "Morning!"

Do I want you two to keep the water word count?

We went to the camp, and Ah Lang had already left. Before I go, let Ino give me a message.

Ino: "Ah Lang said that he was going to find a universal power, a key, a key, a key, and a key to open the door of time and space. You also improve your strength as soon as possible, and it would be better if you could open the lock alone. ”

Violently opening the door of time and space alone? Unlikely. I've been stuck in the bottleneck for a long time, and if my strength is good, will I still go to work for the Holy Light Church to earn epic equipment?

Tanya: "Ah Mo, a good news and a bad news, do you listen to that?"

The meaning of this sentence is, one bad news and one worse news, how do you want to die?

Me: "Listen up!"

Tanya: "The video of your raid on the human army has been sent back to school. The children are very welcome, and the House of Elders intends to use it as a promotional video to increase your visibility. ”