Chapter 385: Lao Tzu is not a devil!
"Teacher Liu, the current situation is like this, do you have any suggestions? Including how we will meow against the upcoming dinosaur civilization next. ”
In the huge rotunda, the orange cat and the round-headed square-mirrored middle-aged man sat side by side, talking closely.
At this time, Zuo Chen had already told Da Liu all about the situation of the entire galactic civilization circle, and opened the multi-dimensional space communicator directly, allowing him to log in to the galactic public network and feel the magnificent and strange galactic civilization circle.
From the shock at the beginning, to the surprise and exclamation at the back, then the excitement and laughter, and then to the final doubts, Da Liu's emotions were ups and downs, and he was sitting there at this time, frowning, thinking about something.
"Interesting, really interesting......," he muttered, "the law of the dark forest hasn't been triggered...... In its place is naked capitalist exploitation and oppression...... The entire galactic civilization is divided into two classes: the exploiting bourgeoisie and the exploited...... It's just weird, it's so funny......"
"Mr. Liu, there is a problem behind all this, right? The law of the dark forest should be an absolutely correct situation, but in the end, it didn't happen, does it mean that there is a mastermind behind it, a powerful controller? Zuo Chen asked Da Liu with a serious face.
He had been thinking about this matter for a long time, and it was definitely a very interesting thing for him to be able to discuss it with the other party at this time.
Unexpectedly, Da Liu shook his head and said with a smile: "The universe has infinite possibilities, and the law of the dark forest is just one of several possibilities with a relatively high probability, and it is normal that it did not happen...... Maybe in another parallel universe, the Earth was completely destroyed the first time it was discovered by the flies......"
Hearing this, Zuo Chen nodded in understanding.
"Then what advice do you have on how to defend against the dinosaur civilization, especially how to damage their generation ships?" Zuo Chen asked with a serious face, "Do you really want to put a nuclear bomb on the moon and create a giant cannonball to bombard their spaceship?" ”
The man sitting next to him was arguably the first to come up with the idea of a dinosaur civilization, and his advice was definitely valuable.
Da Liu shook his head solemnly and said, "No...... According to the information we have just obtained, this generation ship of the dinosaur civilization can even fly at the speed of light, and its maneuverability is definitely far beyond expectations, so using the moon as a giant cannonball is simply impractical and cannot do anything......"
Then he scratched the back of his head, looked into the distance through the glasses like the bottom of the wine bottle, and said slowly: "In the face of that kind of spaceship, the best way is actually to carry out long-range sniping, or even set up an ambush to meet it...... In any case, it is simply not possible to use the weapons systems that are now on Earth......"
"At the very least, there should be some high-powered space railguns, preferably Star Destroyers that can directly bombard planets with a single shot, or 'water drops' weapons with powerful kinetic energy...... And, of course, a huge energy shield. ”
Hearing this, Zuo Chen couldn't help but show a helpless look.
Sure enough, in the end, the fastest way is to buy weapons from the galaxy's public network......
Star Destroyer Cannon...... Thinking about the price of the weapon, he felt like his hair was balding.
Then Zuo Chen's face changed to a hideous expression, raised his head to the empty square in front of him, raised an electric horn and shouted:
"The legs are all raised by Lao Tzu! Didn't eat meow!? Pose a little more! Eyes! Eyes! How many times have you said meow? Eyes! Don't die fisheye! Be youthful and energetic! Are you a Bishoujo idol or a mourning team!? ”
In the square in front of them, the ten selected members of the Inspector General and Management Sequence, wearing hot pants and small vests, were beating along with the music, and squirming hard.
These people are the first batch of ten trainees of JCZ188, who are undergoing intense training.
Except for one Wei Long, who did not belong to the former inspector general, the remaining nine people were all inspectors general of various fortresses.
Even Jiang Wei, who had just been captured not long ago, understood that this was her only chance to atone for her sins under the description of others at this time.
Moreover, if it is performed well, it will directly become popular all over the galaxy, even if it is to evolve again, or even to obtain eternal life, it is possible.
After all, now, the relationship between them and the Rainbow Cat Company is more like the relationship between artists and agencies.
Didn't I see so many artists after their wings hardened, they directly got rid of the agency and went it alone?
At this time, many people also had similar thoughts in their hearts.
Now pretend to be obedient and make your debut in the name of Rainbow Cat Company and JCZ188, if it is really popular, then you will directly get rid of Rainbow Cat Company and you can fly solo by yourself.
As for where to fly...... It depends on how popular you are and how brainless your fans are.
It is precisely because of this kind of thinking that when they first started training, all these ten people were full of confidence and extremely relaxed.
In their opinion, they can even survive in such a chaotic apocalypse, and they have joined the Protoss to become the Inspector General of the Divine Presence Base, what kind of wind and waves have not been seen, but it is just dancing and singing a song to be an idol, it is simply too simple to be simple.
But then they found out that they had always thought too much about things, and they had thought of the cat too kindly!
"Qi Ran! The leg kick is not high enough! Do you have an issue with me!? The orange cat roared again, and then directly waved the "fairy stick" in his hand.
Immediately, a crimson light from the mutated chili pepper instantly shot into Qi Ran.
Qi Ran, who was doing a high leg lift, suddenly felt a blazing flame appear from his lower abdomen and slammed towards the rear!
"Boom!" With a loud bang, Qi Ran's ass directly spewed out a flame, and then there was the pain in the chrysanthemum, as if an electric drill had been put in!
"Ahh
"I was wrong! I was wrong! The flame energy on his ass surged out, and he couldn't cover it with his hands, and panting and moaning resounded throughout the square.
Several other inspectors around him turned their heads silently at this time, trembling, unable to bear to look directly, and complained frantically in their hearts.
Ahh That cat is too ferocious, is there !!!
Why be so cruel to a group of beautiful girls!!
A girl idol with a fire-breathing ass, I guess it's the only one in the universe here!!
People are so scared!!
Half a day after the training began, half of the ten trainees had already breathed fire, and the pain was simply impossible to express in words!
After Qi Ran howled miserably for almost ten seconds, Zuo Chen waved the "Fairy Stick" again, and a cool energy shot into Qi Ran's body, extinguishing the flames.
The beautiful girl with towering breasts was lying on the ground and shrugged her shoulders and cried, and the back hem of her short skirt was burned out, but she could only grit her teeth and stand up, and then change her clothes.
There was silence in the square.
Looking at the beautiful girls who were silent, Zuo Chen smacked his lips and said:
"Don't be afraid, just train hard......"
The orange cat's eyes were like knives, and it squinted its eyes and slowly swept over the people present.
"Lao Tzu...... But Temeth isn't a devil. ”