Chapter 7: Frequent Admission to the Church (Part II)
There is a test before each class in arithmetic class, Mr. Shu always likes to come up with some strange questions to make it difficult for everyone, since I performed abnormally at the beginning, Mr. Shu gave me all these to be exempted, and appointed me as his little assistant, and only need to correct everyone's test for him every day.
He had promised me in advance that I only needed to do this one thing for him, and that I would not have to take any other tests or the unified examination after the study, and that I would still be able to get the same documents with his seal on them as anyone else who passed.
I can get a diploma without taking an exam, and I must be unbelievable for such a big bargain. Plus it's not a heavy job, isn't it just the test answer for dozens of people? It's a matter of minutes, but only if there is an answer.
What made it difficult for me was that he didn't give me an answer, he thought I could do anything. I received it before class, corrected and counted it during class, and after class he asked me for the results. I can't even read this ancient proverb with a vertical brain, and I was asked to correct it, Mr. Shu looked up to me too highly.
However, my little brain moved, which did not bother me, and I raised my eyebrows and smiled, and easily completed the task.
Mr. Shu didn't pay much attention to the answers to the questions themselves, but rather valued my unique way of counting, and he took the paper I handed him with a table and looked at it for a long time. It should be the first time he has seen such statistics, asking about the tables, asking about the scores, and going back to the source to ask how I came up with it.
"I just think about it and think it's so convenient, each row and each column has a corresponding person's results, and the comparison between before and after is clear!"
"What is this hundred?" Mr. Count.
"It's a perfect score! That's right, sir, you didn't give me a point system, this is what I set according to the difficulty of the question! There are three questions in total, and the average score is more than 30 points, and the integer score is easy to calculate, so each has 30 points, and the last one is a little difficult, so 40 points! Also, I think we should give points step by step, so I just..."
Mr. Shu nodded with satisfaction, and said solemnly: "I really didn't see the wrong person, I will be you in the future!" ”
(You know, I didn't pass math since I was a kid!) )
Afterwards, Xin Kejia asked me curiously, "Do you really know those questions?" ”
"Of course, I'm smart!" I said triumphantly, "Xin Kejia, you've only got half of your question right today!" ”
"I don't have time to write!" Xin Kejia quibbled, but he still didn't believe it, and asked in a questioning tone, "Do you really know?" ”
"Of course!"
As soon as Yun Wei came, he dismantled my platform: "I see that one day Yun Yi and I don't have to go to arithmetic class, can Aru still be fooled?" ”
"That's right, the princess answers the questions carefully every time, Aru, you turned out to be..."
"Look at Yun Yi, how serious the answer is, there is no perfect score for two words. Look at you again, just you, all of them came out without an answer in a process, and I can completely judge you as plagiarism! I pointed at Yun Wei and said to myself, feeling that there was nothing wrong with that.
"The process is in my head, Mr. Aru doesn't have it in his head, he can only follow the cat and the tiger, so who is plagiarizing?" He also let out a deliberate long sigh.
"I am a little assistant officially appointed by Mr. Shu, and it is my right to comment, don't talk back!" I whispered a scoundrel, knowing that he was smart, knowing that he was the pride of the sky, the smartest person in the world, and he was right about Yun Yi's wrong question.
But in my heart, I'd rather give Yun Yi a perfect score for a wrong question than give him a perfect score for a test question with all the answers and no process.
If I could, I would especially like to draw an egg for him. It's a pity that I can only draw an egg for him first, then an egg, and then a chopstick at a time. This is what I analyzed and summarized after many times of fooling Mr. Yunyi, Yun Yi sometimes makes mistakes, but he really never has.
In fact, I don't know anything about those questions, I compare everyone's results one by one, and select the answers to the test questions with high credibility. After repeated attempts to get it from Mr. Shu, the only thing that never went wrong was the one I wanted to give a zero score to Yun Wei, and then his became the standard answer template, and I didn't even have to think about it.
I don't dare to tell Yun Wei about this, I add and change other people's test questions every time, anyway, I can approve how I want, they have never known my scoring system setting, Mr. Shu trusts me, as long as I can say one, two, three, what rounding decimal places have been ripped by me, and Mr. Shu is also very tolerant of the small mistakes I occasionally make.
I need to change a few more full-score test questions every time to bluff Yun Wei, otherwise he will know that I use him as a template, and he will be careful to deliberately make mistakes and cause me to mark the wrong answers, wouldn't it be too bad for my image.
The arithmetic class was the easiest and easiest course I've ever had, thanks to the vertical and addition, subtraction, multiplication and division that I remember.
Mr. Li of the Tianli class talks about ethics and virtue, and the three-inch tongue can speak well, which is to brainwash you, and ask you to be loyal to the king and serve the country, and only the people of the destiny of heaven are the first. I think Xin Kejia is a special case of being brainwashed successfully, and I can guarantee that he has no second heart for Yun Wei when he grows up. I can now imagine the sentence that came out of his mouth: "The king wants his ministers to die, and the ministers have to die".
This course is said to be very popular, with the largest number of students and the youngest average age of all classes.
Loyal to the monarch and obey the mandate of heaven must be grasped from an early age, children are so foolish! At that time, I was young and inexperienced in the world, so it was also the best time to be brainwashed! But I'm not big, but in my opinion, eighty percent of his every sentence is fooling, he can't wash my brain, I'm already a child with a heart.
Yun Wei asked me, "How do you feel after listening to Mr. Li's class?" ”
"Ah Ru will only be His Royal Highness in the future, His Royal Highness asked me to go east, even if the east is a pit, I also have to jump in, bow and die!" I'm a little pompous.
"Speak well!"
"I just want to sleep!"
He didn't say anything more, just three words: "Enlightenment!" ”
His sarcasm and compliments sounded like a flavor to me.
Mr. Shi in the literature and history class can also speak well, but the official history of the Eastern Dynasty he talks about is real, and occasionally he will intersperse some wild history for us, which is of some use to me. These can be used as new inputs for me to have a deeper understanding of this Eastern Dynasty that is different from my impression.
For example, I also learned about the origin of the Eastern Dynasty here, hundreds of years ago, the four clans of the entire world worked together to force the Lan clan to retreat to the Blue Spirit Valley, and then the Lan Ling became stronger and stronger, the clan fell apart, and the five forces divided the world.
The war began, but that period of history is quite magical, through a bloodless war, the Lan Ling Lan clan unified the world, set the capital Lingdu, divided the four clans of Xinghuo wind and rain into the four capitals, the original clan Mo Shang clan, Huo clan, Feng clan, Yu clan hereditary successor to the capital.
And today's pattern was formed by that time, the five capitals, twelve cities, and thirty-one states in the prosperous era, except for the four capitals of Xingdu, Fire, Wind, and Rain, which were autonomous, and the other states and cities were all governed by the spiritual capital.
In addition, Mr. Shi will also analyze the prosperous culture of the five capitals in today's prosperous era, in the torrent of history, the culture of the five capitals in the prosperous era is still the most prosperous, the stage of the star capital, the violet tower of the fire capital, the Lemo Pavilion of the wind capital and the orange painting garden of the rain capital are the best in the world. And, ah, it is worth mentioning that the pavilions and pavilions in these four capitals are all run by women, and most of them are also women.
The world of men in the Eastern Dynasty is high in the temple, while the world of women in the Eastern Dynasty is in literature and art. In the court and on the battlefield, men are strategizing, and outside the court, especially music, dance, medicine, and painting, women are even better.
Mr. Shi also talked about the origin of the music hall, dance hall, painting hall and medical hall in the palace and the music Mo Pavilion, Yi stage, orange painting garden and violet fairy building in the four capitals.
I can also understand that in addition to the queen and queen, there are no other women in the palace, and these four halls have recruited the best women in the four capitals, which are the eighteen to twenty-eight of the women's prime age.
When Mr. Shi said it, my thoughts ran out of hair, and any one of the kings had to detain such talented women in the palace, could they hold it?
After class, I went to the library alone to check some books, especially the wild history, which recorded a little, which translates to be, the king is the son of heaven, and the queen is the world's recognized wife, as long as he doesn't let other women get pregnant, he doesn't spoil any woman openly, and the queen doesn't make trouble, so he won't be negative. It is also recorded that these women need to drink a medicine in the early days of entering the uterus, called infertility medicine.
I sat down under the window, and as I was looking at it, Yun Wei quietly appeared in front of me.
"What are you looking at?"
"No, no, nothing!" I hurriedly closed it as if I was a thief, and the book also recorded a lot of things about these boudoir affairs, and I felt that I would just look at it secretly, but if there were other people, it would be a little embarrassing, after all, I was only thirteen years old on the surface, so it seemed too precocious! Even though I think these things were in my mind when I was born, I always knew that I was born with my parents.
Although I hid it tightly, he glanced at it as if he already knew, and he was not surprised, and sat on the ground like me: "There are so many books, why do you remember to read this one?" ”
"You... Read? ”
"Hmm!" He replied calmly, as if it weren't a big deal, "I've read them all when you're younger!" ”
"That's... That... Do you think that's fair? ”
"What is fair or unfair, the chosen one is also a human being, and he also has his own lusts, everyone has them, why can't I have them!" He leaned back and looked at me lazily.
"Then would you sleep with a woman other than your wife?" I asked this meaningful sentence with an innocent face, I was just curious, and I didn't mean anything else.
He looked at me for a moment and said, "What do you think?" ”
"I think... Words! I roughly glanced him up and down, "Yes, I think it will!" ”
"Would you mind, then?" His words surprised me quite a bit, in his heart, do I have the right to mind? Also, I'm still a kid now.
"As long as it's your wife, you'll definitely mind!" That's how I replied to him.
"So that means you'll mind!" He smiled playfully.
"I'm still a kid, don't take me badly!" I got up and threw the book at him, and I hurried out.
"You're not!" He stopped me with a word.
I felt something abnormal with me, I touched the back of my body, and my palms were red and stained with blood, and for a moment I froze there.
He stood in front of me and looked me in the eye, and I thought he was trying to see my panic, but he didn't seem to find it, and I gave him a blank look.
"Give me your clothes!"
"Don't give it!"
"You..."
"Aren't you afraid? Yun Yi was very panicked at that time..."
"Are you going to give it to me?" My stomach hurt a little, and I leaned against the door frame, my tone faint.
"Remember to wash yourself and send it back to me!" He was generous for a rare time, took off his coat, tied it around my waist with his own hands, and did not forget to say a word as he went.
The sky is cloudless, in such a sunny day, I think I should grow up, the first person to know is actually him Lan Yunwei, I am a little unwilling in my impression, the first person I remember the opposite sex should be gentle and considerate to me, caring for me.
Poetry class, I don't feel like it's set up for people like me, listening to other people's mouths into poems, I only sigh with admiration, and I have some things in my impression, but they are all already in the book. Can I say I haven't read these books, but can I just memorize them? Who believes?
My memory is still quite good, I don't say anything and never forget it, it's still okay to memorize poems purely, but I don't understand a word. But Mr. Wen doesn't, he has to ask your opinion every time he monitors you.
My opinion is one word "good", how can it be written if it is not good? Why do we have to memorize it? As a result, he received a precept in public. I really don't have any opinions, you can give me an opinion, and I'll memorize it.
Once, I really asked Yun Yi to make an opinion, and then I went to recite her opinion and recited it to Mr. Wen. Mr. Wen was so difficult to serve that he listened to my opinions and asked me why I had them. Well, I don't have to memorize any opinions in the future, just wait to be scolded and punished.
I've been punished the worst every time, because my opinion has always been just one word, and I can still talk nonsense when I look at other people, but I just can't say it, no opinion is no opinion, I can't hold back a word.
Of course, he doesn't punish Zamabu, he punishes you for copying poems, and I can memorize it halfway through every copy, and then write silently until I am soft. Xin Kejia felt sorry for me and wanted to share some of it for me, but my handwriting was imitated by others, and I also felt that it was too ugly, ugly like a painting.
It is said that if you get three or more copies of the documents with their seals from these five gentlemen, you will be honored to graduate, and those who can get five copies will definitely be high-level talents and pillars of the country.
The most talked about among the classmates around me was that whoever was sure to get a few copies of the seal paperwork and who could get five copies would definitely be in the spotlight. If I can get five, I'll have to come to class and feel the eyes they look at me.
But so far, I've been practicing for four years, and I'm basically zero in everything except for what Mr. Shu has confirmed. Considering my actual situation and various progresses, I feel that these five remarkable results are not very suitable for me, and one is more suitable for me, how unique.
Mr. Wu was still in the willow shooting period, and I walked around with a bow and arrow on my back when I had nothing to do, using birds as targets, and I didn't make a special trip to enter Mr. Wu's door, so I thought it was fun to shoot around like this. My punishments have not been accumulated until now, and I can't quit the class, so I can only hope that my archery skills will improve and erase these punishments.
The biggest change in the past few years is that Yun Wei's conscience found out, he not only sold his Royal Highness the Crown Prince's face to help me ask Mr. Wu for leave, but also said that he wanted to review my homework for me, but after one or two times, I felt that I was too stupid and gave up. The only thing he taught me was to shoot willows, and it wasn't that I had a talent for it, but I often carried a bow and arrow on my back when he saw me, and he taught me a few times.
Xin Kejia is still twenty years old in one year, and he is fighting for his five, and now he has three, leaving only the two weak poems and literature and history. Ordinary people are defeated by Mr. Wu, and he can't live alone for three years, so Yun Yi is stuck there.
I propose that Xin Kejia and Yun Yi can complement each other,
Xin Kejia said shyly: "Her Royal Highness the princess needs it, and the minister is on standby at any time!" ”
Yun Yi said shyly: "If Brother Ajia is willing, naturally he can!" ”
Yun Wei and I looked at each other and smiled, he didn't seem to object, he didn't worry about anything, it was said that he was five when he was fifteen years old, but the king wanted him to enhance his relationship with his classmates.