Chapter 5: You're Not Counting, You're Not Human!

"Ugly is ugly! But it's much more convenient than the prototype, especially when eating. "

After Mu Xibei went up, this Jiang Squeak became a foodie; If you don't care about your image, you have to eat.

She knows what kind of Jiang Squeak was in the past, but she was a young man!

"If you like it!"

It's good to say that it makes Jiang Squeak like it, and his happy expression is clearly that he likes it more.

"Haha, Brother Beichuan, no one will compete with you for the title of the most beautiful man in the entire Peach Blossom Land from now on."

"Someone competed before?"

"Me!"

Jiang squeaked his face in front of Song Beichuan to find a sense of existence.

"You don't count, you're not human!"

Mu Xibei in the body, the teeth of Qi are itchy; But after thinking about it, what he said was that it was not human, and he did not deny his appearance!

In this way, the smile blossomed.

Jiang squeaked and smiled, and the two deep dimples on his fleshy smiling face were obviously easy to see and very cute.

"Do you want to eat more?"

"Woo~woo" Don't want it, I can't eat it anymore.

"So, then it's time to go!"

Song Beichuan raised his eyebrows, his starry eyes narrowed slightly, and two fingers lightly hooked the bridge of Jiang's squeaky nose.

"Brother Beichuan, don't treat me as a chinchille anymore!"

"Why?"

"I'm a teenager now, a man like you! Men are not allowed to do such intimate and ambiguous movements!"

Jiang Squeak spoke up for Mu Xidou, Song Beichuan, who he set at the beginning, was a ruthless person, how could he get along with him closely; But he is not ruthless, not ruthless!

So it's worth showing him the warning signs.

"What is ambiguity? If you can't do it between people of the same sex, then do you have to obey it if you don't give and receive kisses? "

The person who is the master has such a thin mouth, and it is effortless to stir up a rat!

"Ambiguity is to make people feel wronged!"

"Haha, just don't bully you!"

"That's my good brother!"

Jiang Squeak was satisfied, and Song Beichuan had already walked out of Youlan Garden.

"Brother Beichuan, wait for me, where are we going?"

Jiang Squeak ran a few steps before turning back into a chinchilla and jumping into Song Beichuan's sleeve robe.

"See the outside world!"

"Great, I can finally leave the school and go to the end of the world with Brother Beichuan!"

"Haha......"

Song Beichuan and Jiang's squeaky voices echoed outside Youlan Garden for a long time, and Song Beichuan left Qingcheng Academy.

Half an acre of flower fields

"Hmm?...... ～"

Bao Xiaobai opened his eyes and saw "Lu Yao" looking at him.

When she closed her eyes and opened them again, she knew she wasn't dreaming.

If you can't accept it, you have to accept it!

"Am I dead?"

"Yes!"

"Are you dead too?"

"Nope!"

"Ahh

Bao Xiaobai sat up flexibly, and as far as the eye could see, it was all pink and white, with the fragrance of peach blossoms.

"I'm dead, and you're not! How could I see you? I can still talk to you!"

"Because I am your shadow, and the shadow will not die!"

Is she a shadow? That looks the same as her! After being ruthlessly green by Lu Yao, he was extremely disgusted with her whole person; In the future, if you live with her face every day, you will be disgusted to death a hundred times.

"Shadows? So we look the same? "

"It's different!"

"I don't believe it!"

Bao Xiaobai said that he didn't believe it, and the shadow waved his sleeves, and a bronze mirror like blue waves stood in front of him.

The person in the bronze mirror, with willow eyebrows and big eyes, a high nose bridge, and a small cherry mouth, looks simple and lovely.

There is no Danfeng eyes like Lu Yao's soul-grabbing, but it is a country and a city, and it is thousands of times better looking than Lu Yao.

"Yes, unlike you, then I'll be relieved. Shadow, how did I die?"

Appearance is indeed more important than life and death, and it has been worn into the female body, Jiang Xiaobai's true colors as a man have not been lost!

"My name is bellflower, not shadow! You're necrotic!"

With a wave of the ice silk sleeves, the bronze mirror disappeared.

"You're the one who was bad first, you can't curse me! Lu...... Bellflower. "

Bao Xiaobai is always substituting for Lu Yao's, and he is still unwilling to distinguish Lu Yao from the bellflower in front of him.

"You're necrotic! It's good to be dead, and you don't have to take anything hurtful to heart about it. "

Is this, what this bellflower said true? The usual routines are not all, worn to the heroine, the heroine is a little sheep who can be bullied, and then she occupies her body, and all kinds of turns over for her, bigger and stronger.

All kinds of killing fathers and enemies, robbing husbands and children, and being forced to fill in the house...... Anyway, how miserable did it come?

How did you come to yourself and be arranged to die as soon as you came up? Could it be that this little girl is a femme fatale, Lu Yao's grandfather?

"Tell me how I'm broken? Can die!"

"It's hard to say, I only have memories of you before you were eighty years old."

"Eighty? I ......"

Bao Xiaobai remembered for himself, the original owner is ninety years old this year, but he is only a -30 level Tsing Yi immortal; This original owner doesn't upgrade his immortal cultivation day by day, what did she do? Can there still be minus 30 levels?

"Okay, then tell me what bad things I did before I was eighty?"

"Do everything, don't even let go of your own shadow, I'm locked in the cellar by you!"

"You said that this blessed land of the Water Moon Cave Heaven is a cellar?"

I really wonder if the original owner is a cynic, this beautiful fairyland is called the cellar.

"Yes! Because I will persuade you, I delayed you from squeezing the other young ladies in the house, so I was locked up by you. "

"Hey, hey! I still oppress others? This is new, tell me how I bullied others! "

"Other people's children", Jiang Xiaobai, who has been used to being excellent since childhood, doesn't know what it is like for bad children to bully others!

Bellflower didn't mean to be impatient, it was just a matter of waving his hand, and Bao Xiaobai's various evil deeds in the past opened in turn, showing in front of Bao Xiaobai's eyes at this moment.

"Tsk! It's really subverting imagination, the femme fatale under the beautiful skin! Just now, I was still sorry that I was poisoned! It turns out that others are just doing the right thing for heaven and eradicating evil! "

"As you can see! You are indeed heinous, and now the Bao Mansion must be in a mess!"

"Why?"

"I wanted to kill you, but I didn't burn you, aren't others messing up? You have revenge! "

"So horrible? So what the hell am I going to do?"

"Good question, your trick is ignorance! Douda doesn't know a few words, but he was born with a magic weapon; I don't know the rules or anything, in short, the success is insufficient, the failure is more than enough, and the heart is ruthless, and the bad things are done...... He is also bent on cultivating immortals!"

Bellflower said that it was very disgusting.

"Ahem~ There are so many bad?"

"Wait, I think about it, I'm just talking a little bit!