Tiandu Grand Canyon - Li Xiaobai's team, the second team

early morning

Tiandu Grand Canyon Campsite,

Li Xiaobai, who woke up, walked out of the tent and stretched his waist, thinking that there would be a insect tide attack, but he didn't expect that after one night, he would be safe and sound, and sure enough, these insects would not come out of the outside of the canyon.

And Han Moxi and Chu Xiaohui had already woken up, and at this time, the two girls were sitting outside eating breakfast, watching the sun slowly rise in the early morning. I saw that everyone in the second class walked out of the tent one after another, probably affected by the aroma of breakfast, Li Xiaobai got up early and sat on the ground eating a hearty breakfast, Li Xiaobai could still hear vaguely: "I knew that following Li Xiaobai must be delicious, I am so smart, hehe, happy, another bun." ”

Li Xiaobai had a dark face, walked up to Li Shash's side and said, "Shouldn't we settle an account?" ”

I saw Li Shyness holding the rice bowl in one hand, looking at Li Xiaobai with a pair of beautiful eyes in confusion and asking, "What's the account?" ”

Li Xiaobai smiled and said, "Did I lend you the tent you live in?" ”

Li was stunned for a moment and said, "That's right." ”

"I'll give you an account, I'll lend you four tents, based on the current market, 10,000 yuan a night. But, what is the relationship between the two of us, I will give you a nine-percent discount, which is 36,000 yuan. Look at the breakfast, isn't it particularly rich! The cost of the ingredients one after another, I have an invoice here, a total of two thousand and twenty-two yuan. Well, for the sake of good calculation, I'll give you a whole amount, a total of 39,000 yuan, whether you have an IOU or cash. Li Xiaobai nodded and said.

"Uh...... Do you feel like I'm not good at math and you're lying to me? Li said in a hurry to drink the gruel in the bowl.

"Huh." Li Xiaobai sneered, pointed to the bowl in Li Shy's hand, and said, "Plus the bowl borrowing fee in your second class, one thousand yuan, a total of forty thousand yuan." ”

Li was ashamed: "......"

But I,

It's not as fast as you to grab money!

Li asked in a low voice, "Didn't you say that it didn't count my expenses?" ”

Li Xiaobai patted his forehead, and suddenly realized: "Look at this whole thing, I almost forgot about it, but fortunately you reminded me." I'll throw your fees out. ”

Li shyly nodded hurriedly and said, "Mmmmmm, quickly cut off mine, you can see if there is a lot less." ”

"Accommodation fee, borrowing fee, chicken leg ......" Li Xiaobai took out a calculator and carefully calculated the accounts.

Li shyly stared at Li Xiaobai's calculator, trying hard to remember all his expenses, and when he heard the cost of food, he couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, and turned around and couldn't bear to look at the rising number of the calculator.

After a while, Li Xiaobai put away the calculator and said, "It's over." A total of 35,862 yuan, we have a good relationship, I will give you a zero, 35,000 yuan. ”

"Look at it, 40,000 minus 35,000, there are 5,000 left, take the IOU, and I'll write it for you." Li shy stretched out his hand and waited for Li Xiaobai's IOU.

Li signed the IOU with 5,000 yuan written in a dashing manner, and after checking it, she turned around and ran to the pot to fill another bowl of gruel, picked up the hard-boiled egg in her hand, and hung a happy expression on her face.

Li Xiaobai silently glanced at Li Shyly, reluctantly added 70,000 words in front of 5,000, and said: "Life is such ups and downs, it's really a happy day." ”

Just when Li Xiaobai just put away the IOU, he only heard Feng Chun's shouting: "Li Xiaobai! You give me my innocence! ”

Li Xiaobai: "......"

What the hell am I,

Why do you feel a sense of fear,

Is my heart not strong enough?

Yes, for their own reasons.

Subsequently, Li Xiaobai took out a book called "Steel Straight Man Strengthened Version: Ten Thousand Women Persuaded to Retire" and read it carefully.

Under everyone's attention, Feng Chun walked to Li Xiaobai's side and said coquettishly: "Xiaobai, am I looking good today?" ”

Li Xiaobai flipped through the book and said solemnly: "This female benefactor, as the saying goes, is not beautiful is beautiful, if it is not beautiful, it is not beautiful, or it is beautiful and beautiful." ”

Feng Chun: "??? ”

Everyone: "........."

Is Li Xiaobai going to become a monk?

Steel Straight Man Enhanced Edition,

Is it?

Feng Chun looked at Li Xiaobai affectionately, and couldn't help but hold Li Xiaobai's arm, and said, "Little brother, come back to Pansi Cave with me, will I give you my heart?" ”

Li Xiaobai replied: "Goblin, don't talk nonsense here, don't say something confusing, I have looked down on the world." Self-heart crosses people don't cross, don't mess with half a point, female donor, there is breakfast ahead, why bother with me. ”

Everyone: "......"

Limerick, you're here when you open your mouth!

Take control,

Good no good!

Feng Chun's expression was extremely exciting, and he found that Li Xiaobai at this time was different from the one who saw him last night. After thinking about it calmly, he gently touched Li Xiaobai's cheek and whispered: "It's okay if you want me not to pester you, but you promise me a request." ”

Li Xiaobai glanced at Feng Chun and said slowly: "The money is gone, this female benefactor, I really can't pay for it." ”

Feng Chunmei's eyes lit up, and she said happily: "Then I'll wait for you tonight." ”

Li Xiaobai shook his head and said, "I don't have to give it to you now." ”

Everyone: "......"

Groove,

It's about to be banned,

Hold on!

Feng Chun's face changed, and he said with a sneer: "The public, you are embarrassed, but people are still embarrassed." ”

"What do you think? Eat, the meat is paid. Li Xiaobai took out a sausage and handed it to Feng Chun, and then left in a chic manner with "Steel Straight Man Enhanced Version: Ten Thousand Women Persuaded to Retire".

Feng Chun angrily threw the sausage to Jiang Ritian, who was eating breakfast, then took it and picked up the chopsticks, pouted and complained: "This Li Xiaobai, the wall of alloy cement paste, no one can penetrate it." ”

"The person who can make Miss Feng retreat, this Li Xiaobai is a character." Wu Keke drank gruel and nodded and said.

"Just looking at last night's over-the-shoulder fall, I knew that Li Xiaobai was hopeless in his life." Li shyly recalled the scene last night, his big eyes blinked, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

"Why did you fall over the shoulder, tell me about it?" Wei Zihan asked with a gossipy face.

"Forehead......" Li Shishy forcibly endured the words under Feng Chun's indifferent gaze, and then changed the topic and continued: "Everyone must be full, there will be a very difficult task waiting for you today." ”

"What task?" Wang Ruoli asked curiously with big eyes.

"Don't worry, I'll tell you after eating." Li shyly continued to eat breakfast happily.

......

Li Xiaobai put away the books, walked to Han Moxi and Chu Xiaohui with a proud face, took the chopsticks handed to him by Chu Xiaohui, and sighed: "Tell you two something." ”

"Isn't this a thing, you ruined Feng Chun's innocence last night?" Han Moxi asked calmly while drinking gruel.

The corners of Li Xiaobai's mouth twitched in embarrassment, and replied: "You can believe that woman's words, then I, Li Xiaobai, also said that birds can fall from the sky and fall to their deaths, do you believe it or not?" ”

"Smack!"

After saying that, I saw that a bird really fell to death in front of Li Xiaobai and the others, and Li Xiaobai and the three of them looked at the dead bird on the ground in confusion, slowly dying, and finally died slowly.

Li Xiaobai was silent for two seconds, looked at Han Moxi and Chu Xiaohui and said, "Actually, my identity is a great prophet. ”

"Or are you prophesying once?" Han Moxi looked at the dead bird on the ground blankly and asked slowly.

"In order to prove my innocence, I don't believe that a pig would hit a tree and die." Li Xiaobai said cautiously.

The three of them waited for a while and found that there was no case of a pig hitting a tree, Li Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief and said, "See, it's a coincidence." ”

Han Moxi and Chu Xiaohui looked around, and indeed did not find the plot of the pig hitting the tree.

Han Moxi nodded and said, "What do you want to say?" ”

"I found a winding mountain path that can climb directly up to the Tiandu Grand Canyon." Li Xiaobai pointed to the Tiandu Grand Canyon in front of him and said.

Han Moxi nodded: "It's better for Feng Chun to lose his innocence." ”

Chu Xiaohui said calmly: "Indeed." ”

Li Xiaobai: "......"

Big sisters,

Pay attention to the priority or not,

Now survive in the wild,

Survival,

Survive.

Ay!

Li Xiaobai looked at the dead bird on the ground speechlessly, only to see Li Shashy walking up to Li Xiaobai with the second class of people and saying, "Let's go, hurry up." ”

Li Xiaobai looked at the people in the second class and asked suspiciously, "What about Zhang Zongyi and the others?" ”

Li sighed softly and said helplessly: "They have to break into the Grand Canyon once, they think that your luck is problematic and they don't want to follow you." ”

"That's fine, they're gone, and I'm more at ease." Li Xiaobai turned around, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly as he looked at the dead bird on the ground.

Wei Zihan pondered for a moment and said, "I feel that there is something wrong with me, his mouth is like opening the light." ”

Li Xiaobai glared at Wei Zihan and said, "Dog, you have changed." ”

The indignant Wei Zihan was hurriedly stopped by everyone, and kept comforting her, and someone even said: "Li Xiaobai, you still don't understand, this is not bad, dissipate your anger." ”

Subsequently, Li Xiaobai led everyone to the location of the winding mountain path, on the way, Li Xiaobai was still thinking about how to prevent the situation of insect attacks when climbing the mountain.

I only heard "Bang! "A bang.

The crowd looked at the source of the sound, and it turned out that a wild boar had crashed into a large tree, and the wild boar was lying on the ground, convulsing all over, and finally slowly died.

Everyone in the second class laughed: "It's the first time in my life that I saw a pig crashing into a tree and died, which is a bit interesting!" ”

Li said to Li Xiaobai: "This wild boar, you pretend to go, we can eat roast wild boar at night." ”

However, only Han Moxi and Chu Xiaohui looked at Li Xiaobai in horror, opened their mouths wide, and didn't know how to speak.

Li Xiaobai turned around and looked at Han Moxi and Chu Xiaohui silently, and said in silence for two seconds: "I, Li Xiaobai, the great prophet, have really hammered." ”