As soon as Meng Wei saw the Hou of the Protector like this, she knew that he was afraid that he was deceived by the appearance of that dish and believed that it was true, so she hurriedly stepped forward to explain to the Hou Guohou: "Master Hou, you misunderstood, the pork ribs that the old lady ate just now are made of vegetarian dishes, not real ribs, I don't believe you can taste them." ”

"Not really?"

Before the words of the Marquis of Huguo fell, even the old lady who was chewing on the side couldn't help but pause, and looked at the plate of braised pork ribs on the table with the size of a fist in disbelief, full of shock, pointing to the dish and asking vaguely: "You, you instigate (say) again, this is a vegetarian dish?" ”

The people present were speechless when they saw the old lady like this, and Chu Jingfeng was even more blunt: "Old lady, you can't eat this is made of vegetarian dishes, how dare you even swallow the bones?" ”

Normal bones are not hard to bite, so you have to spit it out, you can't taste it, forget it, dare to chew the bones so boldly and swallow it, aren't you afraid of stomach pain?

Hearing this, the old lady's mouth stuffed with vegetables moved again, as if he was savoring it, and after a while, he swallowed the dish: "Don't say it, this tastes quite realistic, and this bone, I just thought that Meng Wei deliberately cooked the bones to be soft and rotten, just like the fish bones and chicken feet that I ate before, I sucked and sipped, and it rotted without using my teeth at all, so what are these vegetarian pork ribs made of?" ”

Meng Wei smiled mysteriously: "Hou Ye, they haven't tasted it yet, and now it's disappointing to say it, if Hou Ye still has a few guests to try it, see who can guess right, oh, by the way, the slave maid forgot to say, today the slave maid made a vegetarian feast, that is to say, those that look like meat dishes, are all made of vegetarian dishes, the old Hou Ye doesn't have to be taboo today, you can have a good meal." ”

"You mean, this roast duck, braised pork, and Dongpo meat are all vegetarian?" The old lady glanced at it in disbelief, and then pointed to a dish and smiled, his eyes were full of 'don't lie to people', "Even if these dishes are fake, then this shrimp can't be fake, right?" I'm not blind! ”

The third princess glanced at the shrimp and wanted to nod, but felt that it was wrong: "Old lady, this shrimp seems to be real or fake." ”

The third princess's voice fell, and the prime minister's wife also opened her eyes wide, and it happened that the plate of shrimp was far away from her, so she looked at it like this, and nodded approvingly: "If you don't pay attention to this, it's really vivid, but if you look closely, you can see the clues, the scattered red dots in this shrimp are made of something else." ”

The old lady's upright body just now bent instantly: So he is really a little blind?

Thinking like this, he naturally couldn't admit it in front of the juniors, so he could only laugh dryly: "Haha, this, I was just joking, you guys should try it quickly, but you can't live up to Meng Wei's intentions." ”

That's what he said, but for the sake of prudence, the Marquis of the Protector still said: "Dad, otherwise wait, although these dishes are made of vegetarian dishes, they look a little oily, and Imperial Doctor Lin said that you can't eat too greasy things." ”

Before the words fell, I saw the person who had just been sent by the Protector Marquis to ask for Imperial Physician Lin hurriedly coming, and the Imperial Physician Lin who followed behind him was also sweating profusely.

No way, his house is away from the Hou Mansion, and the old lady is a character who can't afford to offend, the old lady heard that the old lady hadn't eaten meat for three days, and even swallowed the bones when he ate the ribs, and swallowed two pieces in one go, so he came in a hurry?

Finally approaching, Imperial Doctor Lin glanced at the dishes on the table, and his face changed: "Master Hou, could it be that the old lady just ate this plate of braised pork ribs?" How are you feeling now, old lady? ”

The dishes on the table didn't seem to move, the three princesses and their bowls were white and clean, and they hadn't had time to stain a trace of oil, only the dishes with braised pork ribs on the plate looked a little less, and the old lady's bowl also had some oil splashes, but there were no bones around, so he was even more convinced of the little girl's words.

A finger-long bone just swallowed two raw, and when the time comes, I have indigestion and I can't die of pain?

Imperial Physician Lin lowered his head and opened the medicine box he was carrying, looking for drugs that could induce vomiting as soon as possible, so he didn't notice that the people present had strange expressions when they heard what he said.

The old lady is also a big heart, when she heard Doctor Lin's words, she smashed her mouth, and her eyes were full of aftertaste: "I feel that I am still unsatisfied, come here, and prepare a pair of chopsticks and chairs for Doctor Lin." ”

Imperial Doctor Lin, who was busy with his work, paused, turned around and looked at the little guy who was very quick to bring the chair and chopsticks, and then at the sweaty little guy who had just brought him here, and was in a trance.

However, before he could ask, the old lady smiled and gave him a chopstick ribs, and said: "The person who came is a guest, and the chef in my house is so good, you can taste what these ribs are made of, and this shrimp, if you can taste it, I will give you a good thing later." ”

Imperial Physician Lin looked at the mysterious smile on the old lady's face, as if he didn't care at all about his behavior of eating two bones, and he was even more nervous.

It is said that the old lady is not happy without meat, and it is uncomfortable if he doesn't eat a meal, but it has only been three days, and he is so hungry that he is reluctant to vomit his bones.

Imperial Physician Lin thought about it, glanced at the Protector Marquis, but saw that the Protector Marquis also smiled and gave Mrs. Protector a chopstick dish, and he was also a little puzzled, didn't that little guy just now say that the Protector Marquis was about to cry?

How could he not see it at all

Sensing Imperial Physician Lin's gaze, thinking of his chaotic appearance just now, he invisibly twitched the corners of his mouth, and said with a smile: "Fang is we mistaken, I heard the cook say that these dishes are made of vegetarian dishes, I thought that since it was a misunderstanding, it is good that Imperial Physician Lin is here, I feel that even if these are vegetarian dishes, but I still feel a little greasy when I look at them, I wonder if my father can eat these?" ”

The third princess and Prime Minister Chu didn't know that the old lady almost had a stroke, but seeing that the Dao Protector asked Imperial Doctor Lin so carefully, they didn't need to think about it to know that the old lady was afraid that her body was a little bad and not suitable for greasy things, and it happened that the third princess and the prime minister's wife came for a vegetarian banquet, and if these dishes were too greasy, they naturally didn't dare to eat more.

Imperial Physician Lin was a little surprised when he heard this, but when he saw several pairs of eyes staring around, and then looked at the dishes on the table, which were full of color and fragrance, he moved his chopsticks, anyway, he only ate one bite of the dishes at home, and he was hungry, and there were good things that the old lady said, so he naturally wouldn't be stupid to refuse.

If he didn't say it, he really thought it was because of the elasticity of the shrimp, but when the shrimp was entered, his eyes couldn't help but light up: "Fresh and smooth, although there is less of the freshness of the shrimp, but there is a little more sweet and moist, if I guess well, this should be made of yam mashed into puree." ”

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