A teenager stares intently at the computer, fingers on the keyboard, ready to banish the confusion of the confused.

"Excuse me, my academic performance is not good, I am very lazy, and I don't have a mine at home, will it be miserable in the future?"

Crackle Crackle –

"It's going to be miserable, but it's only going to be thirty years old. ”

"Why?"

Crackle Crackle –

"Because after thirty you get used to it. ”

“？？？”

...

"Do you think I'm beautiful [picture]?"

Crackle Crackle –

"It would be perfect if you could cover both places. ”

"Which two places?"

Crackle Crackle –

"The left half of the face and the right half of the face. ”

“？？？”

...

"My mother arranged a blind date for me, he is very good-looking, can you help me counsel?"

Crackle Crackle –

"It is recommended that the subject be cautious. ”

"Why?"

Crackle Crackle –

"Good-looking women are unreliable. ”

"What about the unsightly ones?"

Crackle Crackle –

"It's not good-looking and it's not reliable. ”

“？？？”

Click-the screen went black, and someone unplugged the teenager.

The boy turned his head expressionlessly to look at the little Lori in a certain pink pajamas.

"Gu Yang!" said with a pout, "You weren't like this before, you always like to poison others now." ”

Gu Yang comforted: "Then I will only give you irrigation in the future." ”

Little Lori's eyes widened cutely: "You dare! I mean it's wrong for you to do this!"

"Gu Xiaolan, what's wrong with me? I have a lot of likes!" Gu Yang explained, "Some of the answers are tens of thousands of likes, and more than 6,000 people follow me, and they like my answers." ”

"Then you pour them a mouthful and try it!" Gu Xiaolan said.

Not to be outdone, Gu Yang said: "Try it." ”

He plugged it in, turned on his computer, logged on to the website, and posted an article: To all those who follow me?

If life deceives you today, don't grieve, don't cry.

Because tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, life will continue to deceive you.

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The comments quickly piled up:

Meow, who loves to eat small dried fish: "I didn't expect that life finally started on my loving kitten, crying and chirping." ”

White-clothed LoLi: "I clicked on the dynamics of the poisonous tongue monster and thought I could have fun, but I was caught off guard and was poured a mouthful of poison, let me slow down first..."

Night Rain listens to the wind: "When you stare into the abyss, the abyss is also staring at you, and my wave of poison is reasonably." ”

The enemy went to take off his clothes: "!,!"

...

Gu Xiaolan pointed to the comment area and said proudly: "Look, you are annoying when you speak!"

Gu Yang shook his head: "This is love - tough love!"

"What kind of English is dragged, as if no one can understand it. Gu Xiaolan rolled her eyes, "Go cook for me." ”

Gu Yang slid down from his chair

"What to eat?" Gu Yang asked.

Gu Xiaolan replied without thinking: "KFC family bucket." ”

Gu Yang pursed his mouth: "The living expenses are almost gone, and there is still a month to boil." ”

"I don't care, I want to eat! Don't you have a small treasury?" Gu Xiaolan pouted, "I'm going to eat." ”

"The money in the small coffers is just in case. Gu Yang refused, "Let's cook instant noodles." ”

Gu Xiaolan's eyes widened: "It's my birthday today!"

"Add two eggs?" Gu Yang squinted at her.

"Get out!" Gu Xiaolan jumped up and kicked Gu Yang's buttocks.

Gu Yang covered his buttocks and kicked out of the door with slippers, and called to order a family bucket for Gu Xiaolan.

"Let me tell you, if my parents hang up, our tuition for next year will not be enough. Gu Yang couldn't help but complain.

"It's our parents. Gu Xiaolan corrected her mistakes, "Don't curse them, and can't you still sell the house?"

"You even beat the idea of the house, we really have no blood relationship. Gu Yang rolled his eyes, "In addition, we are living a life no different from orphans now." ”

Gu Xiaolan was adopted by Gu Yang's parents from the orphanage and came back to play with Gu Yang.

Gu Yang's parents are engaged in unknown jobs, and they don't show up for several years after they leave, and they can't even get through on the phone, but they just pay him living expenses regularly.

Gu Yang's parents adopted Gu Xiaolan mainly because they were afraid that Gu Yang would grow crooked and become withdrawn or something.

Gu Yang is three years older than Gu Xiaolan, and they grew up together, not brothers and sisters, but they are better than brothers and sisters.

"Slightly~" Gu Xiaolan grimaced, "When will the family bucket arrive?"

"You know how to eat, eat into a pig, and no one wants to get fat!" Gu Yang frightened.

Gu Xiaolan didn't care, and ran out in a hurry.

After a while, Gu Xiaolan opened the door and signed for the family bucket, and happily ran to Gu Yang's room with a large bag of junk food.

"Well, let's eat together. ”

Gu Xiaolan pulled Gu Yang to sit at the table.

Under the beige light, the shadows of the two people partially merged, regardless of you and me.

"Gu Yang, if a bad guy catches me, will you protect me?" asked Gu Xiaolan while nibbling on chicken legs.

Gu Yang looked at her strangely: "Have you watched too many idol dramas?"

"Gu Yang-today is my birthday, can't you follow me a little?" Gu Xiaolan's face flushed with anger.

"Uh-huh, protect, definite protect. Gu Yang said perfunctorily while drinking Kole.

Gu Xiaolan pursed her mouth: "Hmph-"

Gu Yang suddenly raised his head and stared at her: "If you are captured by the bad guys, I will definitely be desperate to save you, break that bastard into pieces, and then take you home." ”

Gu Xiaolan was stunned, she didn't expect such warm words to come out of Gu Yang's poisonous mouth.

Gu Yang's expression naturally put the back of his hand on Gu Xiaolan's forehead and said, "Are you awake now? ”

"Gu Yang!" Gu Xiaolan angrily grabbed a handful of fries and stuffed them into Gu Yang's mouth.

Gu Yang struggled to take a mouthful of fries and squeezed the whole packet of tomato sauce into his mouth, and then slowly chewed and swallowed.

Knock knock – someone knocked on the window.

Gu Yang stood up and was about to open the window, but halfway through, he suddenly thought that this was the fifth floor, who was outside?

There is a problem –

But you have to figure it out to be relieved by Gu Yang.

Gu Yang walked forward, but he couldn't move, and when he turned his head, Gu Xiaolan was pulling the corner of his clothes behind his back.

"Don't go. Gu Xiaolan said seriously.

Gu Yang's face darkened: "Gu Xiaolan-please let go of your little dirty hands, this is the clothes I just washed today!"

Gu Xiaolan let out an 'oh', but didn't let go.

Gu Yang stretched out his hand and flicked Gu Xiaolan with a thunderous momentum.

"Oops-" Gu Xiaolan covered her head, "Gu Yang!

Gu Yang walked towards the window: "If you go outside, you must first settle inside, Lu Xuncheng will not deceive me." ”

"Hey, don't go!" Gu Xiaolan shouted.

"It's okay, don't worry, we have a power grid in the window. Gu Yang said without changing his face.

Gu Xiaolan was stunned: "What?"

When did the windows at home have an electrical grid?

Why didn't she know, Gu Yang shouldn't be thinking that one day when she ran out of money, she would be electrocuted to cheat her on accident insurance, right?