"Sister, Li Xiaobai was released today, do you think it's like this?" Qian Zhizhi pushed the glasses on her nose and asked.

"The time is just right, let Li Xiaobai take the freshman test with the freshmen first. Recently, the area outside the 17th has been very chaotic, and I don't have time. The woman in white, who was drinking tea, replied.

"Do you need me to go?" Qian Zhizhi asked as she refilled a cup of tea for the woman in white.

"No, you are in charge of the academy, I can rest assured, there are enough people in Area 17." The woman in white replied by brushing her waterfall-like hair.

"Sister, the new student who came with Li Xiaobai is called Ye Ning, who is as talented as you, are you going to take it away, or?" Qian Zhizhi helped the woman in white comb her hair.

"Hey, is it exactly the same?" The woman in white asked in surprise.

"Well, it's exactly the same." Qian Zhizhi nodded.

"Then let her take the freshman test first." The woman in white looked in the mirror and nodded with satisfaction.

......

Allure College - Li Xiaobai

Li Xiaobai strolled in the college, although it was only the weather in September, but the weather in the college began to be a bit harsh, the green of the whole college was only concentrated in pine trees and cypresses, and the surrounding area was white, and the buildings next to it were all white walls.

"This is? Admissions Office? Should I report here? Li Xiaobai looked at the sign, and then knocked on the door.

"Knock, knock, knock." Li Xiaobai knocked on the door of the admissions office three times.

"Enter!"

"Damn, it's you! Ginger! Sweet! Sweet! ”

"Li Xiaobai, let me tell you, don't come here, I'll shout if you come over again."

"Hehe, your name! It's useless for you to shout at your throat. Li Xiaobai licked the blade of the scissors.

"Yikes! I'm a teacher in the admissions office, are you a pervert? Also lick the scissors. Jiang Tiantian screamed while holding her double ponytail.

"Aren't you watching the gate?" Li Xiaobai was surprised.

"That's called the town guard!" Jiang Tiantian raised her head and shouted.

"Look at the gate, let's have a good chat, why are you pheating me?" Li Xiaobai put the scissors on the table and said.

"I didn't cheat you, you said that it was good to bomb the school, and I didn't say it." Jiang Tiantian squatted in the corner and hugged her head and said.

"It makes sense if you say that. No, I remember the enemy attack you said, little sister! Li Xiaobai looked at Jiang Tiantian with a serious face.

"Yikes! Don't touch my hair with your dirty hands. I said, I said it can't be done? Jiang Tiantian said aggrievedly.

"Before you came, Sister Zhizhi told me that a person named Li Xiaobai must go to prison to experience life, and said that a life that has never been to prison is not a perfect life." Jiang Tiantian took out a piece of clothing and put it on his head and said.

A life that hasn't been to prison isn't a perfect life?

What the hell, what theory?

Is it a life that has not stepped on shit, nor is it a perfect life.

Has society progressed to this point now? Do you need to find an excuse?

Li Xiaobai sighed that he was still too young, looked at Jiang Tiantian who was combing his hair in front of him and asked, "Qian Zhizhi!" Okay, so which class should I go to? Where to stay? ”

"Whoa! It says yes. Jiang Tiantian pointed to the paper on the table.

1. Chu Xiaohui: Class 1, female dormitory: No. 601, 6th floor, No. 1.

2. Li Xiaobai: Class 1, male dormitory: No. 101, 1st floor, No. 10.

3. Ye Ning: Second class, female dormitory: No. 602, 6th floor, No. 1.

4. Han Moxi: Class 1, Female Dormitory: No. 601, 6th Floor, No. 1.

5. Brother Wang: Second class, male dormitory: No. 102, 1st floor, No. 10.

6. Zhu Hongqian: Second class, female dormitory: No. 602, 6th floor, No. 1.

7. Huang Erni: Class 1, female dormitory: No. 603, 6th floor, No. 1.

8. Yuan Chen: Class 1, male dormitory: No. 103, 1st floor, No. 10.

......

"There are 36 freshmen in this class? But I only see 6 of us? Li Xiaobai asked curiously.

"There are four vice principals in total, and you have been in prison for the past few days, by the way! Tomorrow's freshman military training, gather in the playground at 6 o'clock in the morning, don't be late, otherwise, there will be punishment. Jiang Tiantian took back the list of new students and instructed.

"Okay, little sister, I hope we don't see each other again." Li Xiaobai put away the scissors and left the room of the admissions office.

"Hmph, Li Xiaobai, we'll see each other again. Sister Zhizhi, you still have to carry this pot! I'm not going to mess with this scissor-licking pervert. Jiang Tiantian grimaced at Li Xiaobai, who was leaving outside the window.

......

"Whew...... Find Xiaohui first, or go back to the dormitory first? Li Xiaobai took a deep breath of cold air.

The climate of Allure Academy is indeed a little cold, I don't know if Xiaohui has thick clothes, Li Xiaobai rubbed his cold hands again, and then trotted up.

Following the instructions of the sign, Li Xiaobai finally found the location of the girls' dormitory, and when he walked to the gate and was about to enter, the aunt of the girls' dormitory stopped Li Xiaobai and pointed to the blackboard on the wall outside the guard and said, "Girls' dormitory, boys, please stop." ”

"Auntie, be accommodating, I really have something important." Li Xiaobai scratched his head and said.

"No, you just can't go through the sky." Aunt said with a sigh.

"Actually, I'm here for a reason." Li Xiaobai walked into the guard room.

"Why?" The dormitory aunt asked after taking a sip of hot water.

"Ahem, my girlfriend is going to break up with me, she is a freshman in this class, her name is Ye Ning, let me ask her, why did she do this to me." Li Xiaobai was silent for two seconds and said.

"Break up? Because of what broke up, lad? The dormitory aunt looked at Li Xiaobai curiously and asked.

"Hey! Don't mention it, I don't even know what she thinks, aunt, you give me an analysis, I can't figure it out until now. Li Xiaobai sat on a stool in the guard's room and said.

"All right, lad. Auntie helps you analyze and analyze, in the past, aunt was very experienced in quarreling couples, and she had too much experience and experience. The dormitory aunt took a cup of hot water and gave it to Li Xiaobai.

"Ahem, auntie, I'll tell you! Before I went to college, we were still very affectionate, working hard to urge each other, and going to the talent test together, maybe her talent was better, but I was not far behind. ...... It's a little hot. Li Xiaobai took a sip of hot water and said.

"Isn't that great? worked hard to get admitted to the academy together, so why did she break up with you? The aunt took out a piece of clothing and put it on Li Xiaobai.

"Two days ago, she suddenly saw me and said: I'm in the second class, you Li Xiaobai are in the first class, I can't accept a long-distance relationship, let's break up." Li Xiaobai covered his heart with a painful expression and sighed.

Dormitory aunt: "??? ”

Young people nowadays really know how to play.

What excuse is this, playing house?

The dormitory aunt looked at Li Xiaobai sympathetically and comforted: "Young man, it's good for my girlfriend to coax me, and the breakup may be due to other reasons." ”

"Hey, Auntie, you don't understand. I put up with this, the key is that she also said: We are of different genders, it is not suitable, break up, don't come to me. Li Xiaobai was silent for two seconds and sighed.

Dormitory aunt: "??? ”

......

Don't you need to foreshadow the reasons for your breakup? Shouldn't you start with a questioning triple hit?

You weren't like this before!

You're right, you're wrong, you're not wrong at all!

Why don't you speak? You mean~

Is this the right rhythm? What the hell is your girlfriend?

The dormitory aunt patted Li Xiaobai on the shoulder and sighed: "If life is not friendly to you, don't be sad, don't be anxious, just be here a few more times." ”

Forehead...... Auntie, what you said is really inspiring!

I can see that you are quite experienced with the Divine Patch Knife.

"Auntie, you can tell me, how many couples have been persuaded to divide up." Li Xiaobai was silent for a moment and said.

"Ahem, young man, auntie, based on the experience of people who have come over, your relationship is no longer playful." The dormitory aunt took a sip of hot water.

Li Xiaobai: "Why? ”

"Maybe you're not good to others, you can find out the reason yourself." The dormitory aunt glanced at Li Xiaobai.

Li Xiaobai: "No, I'm very good to her." ”

Qian Zhizhi: "??? ”

"May I hear how you treated her?" The dormitory aunt put down the elderly cup in her hand and asked.

Li Xiaobai: "Actually, I'm kind to her, maybe she can't bear my love." Can I be blamed for this? ”

Dormitory aunt: "You say, I'll listen." ”

Li Xiaobai: "Some time ago, she told me that she was a little tired. ”

"And how did you answer?" The aunt took Li Xiaobai's cigarette and asked.

Li Xiaobai: "If you are tired, go and lie down, and you will not be tired when you lie down." ”

Dormitory aunt: "??? ”

When the dormitory aunt heard Li Xiaobai's words, she felt as if she had found the reason for the breakup.

Dormitory aunt: "How did she answer?" ”

"I'm tired when I'm lying down, people just want you to comfort and comfort me, can't you say something else, Li Xiaobai." Li Xiaobai took the dormitory aunt's lighter and said lonely.

"You go on, I won't interrupt." The dormitory aunt took a puff of her flue.

"I said: If you feel tired inexplicably, it may be that you are too damp." Li Xiaobai pondered for a moment and said.

She said, "Huh? Too much moisture? ”

"Is it a headache and tiredness, or is it the tiredness of being weak?"

"Uh...... This one? ”

"You can't be out of balance, are you?"

"You're out of tune!"

"Not? So are you menopausal? ”

"Mother, it's only 18, okay, 18!"

"That could be, menopause is early!"

“？？？”

"If you are weak and irritable, then you may also be anemic, so you should eat more red dates and wolfberries."

"Huh? Ye Ning, don't go! Why don't you buy some dates that I just entered? Cheap! What's the deal? ”

"Roll !!"

......

Li Xiaobai snuffed out the cigarette in his hand and found that the dormitory aunt was looking at him in a daze, and she stopped talking for a long time, her face trembled slightly, which was very strange.

Li Xiaobai: "Auntie, what's wrong with you?" ”

"I seem to have found the reason for your breakup, maybe the young man is more suitable for you to be single." The dormitory aunt thought again and again.

Li Xiaobai: "It's a bit of a sense." Then I won't look for her, I will give up this relationship. ”

Dormitory aunt: "What are you going to tell her?" ”

Li Xiaobai: "I said: Divide the search, divide the search, the next one is more block, the next one is more starry, the next one is more understanding, I have never loved you, I am a liar machine, write a letter for you and throw it into the Yongjiang River, scumbag." ”

Dormitory aunt: "??? ”