Chapter Ninety-Six: The Mother-in-law Who Can Come Back with Anything
"Trouble?" The middle-aged woman was slightly stunned, and pushed Lin Lei charmingly: "Who is messing with you, I'm serious." ”
"Don't, don't...... You must not be serious......" quickly took a step back, Lin Lei trembled and waved his hands: "I will live up to your serious ......"
"Disappointing my seriousness?" The middle-aged woman blinked, a little cloudy.
"Mm-hmm......" nodded heavily, Lin Lei leaned forward: "There is a generation gap between you and me, it's not suitable." ”
......The middle-aged woman was slightly stunned and took a step back: "What good things do you kid want?" ”
"I mean to introduce my daughter to you...... What are you thinking, you. ”
"Uh-oh." Nodding as if suddenly realized, Lin Lei picked up five scratch tickets from the ground: "Daughter." ”
"That's right." Nodding as it should be, the middle-aged woman pointed at Lin Lei: "You have craftsmanship, and my daughter has appearance." ”
"If this is a piece of ......"
"Aren't that just a pair of beautiful women who are talented and beautiful." The middle-aged woman had a happy face.
"This ......" quickly checked the five scratches, and Lin Lei picked up five more from the ground: "Forget it......"
"I don't know each other, I can't get together."
"Then see you......" The middle-aged woman stood next to her and suggested with a smile: "After you see it, you will know ......"
"And after getting to know each other, maybe you still think it's quite appropriate, it's quite appropriate."
"Knowing people and knowing faces, but not knowing ...... hearts" quickly checked again, Lin Lei immediately picked up Wutiao: "A hasty meeting, there is no way to determine the nature of the other party." ”
"That's fine...... If you have more contact, you will know ...... "middle-aged women do not give up."
"It's not ......" Lin Lei helped his forehead, and picked up five scratch tickets from the ground: "Auntie, what are you trying to do?" ”
"Trying to make money." Middle-aged women should spit out three words.
"I'm dripping God...... Lin Lei rolled his eyes and complained angrily: "Your way of speaking is so direct, it's not easy for people to pick it up." ”
"I'm frank, I don't like to go around the bend...... the middle-aged woman patted her chest and pointed at Lin Lei: "I'll just say it straight today, I just like your craft......"
"It's just that I like my girl to marry you, and I won't be short of money for the rest of my life......"
"Eat and drink spicy food all day long, and occasionally go to Star Cat Tai for a vacation."
"But ......" replaced with five scratch tickets, Lin Lei looked embarrassed: "But I still have many defects on my body, you don't know." ”
"Infertility?" The middle-aged woman lowered her voice.
"It's not." Lin Lei shook his hand.
"Then you can say whatever you want." The middle-aged woman's whole body suddenly relaxed.
"I smoke...... He's a smoker. Lin Lei thought about it for a moment and made up one leisurely.
"Masculine ......" raised her left hand, and the middle-aged woman stretched out a thumbs up: "There is a man's style." ”
"I drink...... He's an alcoholic. Lin Lei added another one.
"Reckless ......" raised her right hand, and the middle-aged woman stretched out a thumbs up: "There is a man." ”
"Flower Heart...... I know a lot of girls. Lin Lei added for the third time.
"High EQ ......" The thumbs of the left and right hands were merged, and the eyes of the middle-aged woman were full of appreciation: "I can make my daughter happy." ”
"Reckless...... If you love to cause trouble, you can always get into trouble. Putting down the five scratch tickets in his hand, Lin Lei picked up the five on the ground again.
"Brave ......" put the thumb of her left hand on top of her right hand, and the middle-aged woman put the two thumbs together: "My daughter will not be bullied." ”
"Fun...... I like to travel all over the world, and I haven't been at home for five or six years. Lin Lei swallowed.
"There is independent space...... "The right thumb is withdrawn and raised above the left thumb: "A marriage that gives the other party independent space belongs to the best marriage." ”
"I didn't ...... Uneducated...... I can't communicate...... "Lin Lei's tongue was a little knotted.
"The heart and eyes are less ......" spread the thumbs of the left and right hands, and the middle-aged woman pushed forward: "I won't lie to my daughter." ”
"I'm dripping my God......" Lin Lei touched his nose and spit out the last flaw he could think of: "That ......"
"That I love to beat my wife after drinking......"
"Big man......" The middle-aged woman's eyes lit up and patted Lin Lei on the shoulder: "My daughter is learning taekwondo, and she can't wait to fight with others every day......"
"You're the perfect boyfriend."
"You are really a mother-in-law who can come back with anything...... "I complained sincerely, and Lin Lei spoke twice: "...... words"
"How much do you really want your daughter to get married?"
"To be clear, I don't want my daughter to marry ......" patted Lin Lei's shoulder again, and the middle-aged woman's eyes were full of seriousness: "I want my daughter to marry you......"
"In addition, don't fool me, my aunt has lived for decades, and she still has a little eyesight."
"You're not a smoker, you're not a drunkard, and you're not a flower."
"Don't frame me." Lifting the index finger of her right hand, the middle-aged woman shook her head gently.
"You can tell the difference even if you are old!?" Lin Lei's eyes widened.
"First of all, there is no smoker whose nails are not yellow and his teeth are not yellow...... "Pointing to her nails, the middle-aged woman pointed to Lin Lei's body: "There is no smell of smoke on his body, and his face is as white and tender as jade......"
"At least I haven't seen it."
"Hey...... Hehe......" Lin Lei smiled wryly.
"Secondly, there is no drunkard who beats his wife, he is of moderate stature, elegant and has a very good temper." Pointing at Lin Lei, the middle-aged woman grinned: "I dare to admit in front of my mother-in-law that I want to beat my wife in the future......"
"At least I haven't seen it."
"This ......" Lin Lei touched his chin and changed the topic a little embarrassedly: "Eh, I touched it badly." ”
"Don't try to lie to Auntie, this trick is useless to change the topic." The middle-aged woman spit out a sentence lightly.
"This ......" smiled a little embarrassedly, and Lin Lei froze in place.
"How...... I can't change the subject, and I want to use silence to skip the conversation......" The middle-aged woman smiled mockingly.
"No......" Lin Lei shook his head stiffly.
"And what's wrong with you?" The middle-aged woman frowned.
"I touched ......," Lin Lei's voice trembled slightly.
"Touch...... What did you touch? The middle-aged woman stared at Lin Lei's eyes.
"Jackpot ......" Lin Lei licked his dry lips.
"Didn't I tell you ......"
"It's not...... It's really powerful......" The right hand was quickly put down, and Lin Lei hung up the relevant coating: "Four hundred thousand ......"
"Jackpot ...... of 400,000"
"400,000 ......" The middle-aged woman turned her head, her pupils shrank slightly, and then the whole person suddenly became excited: "I'll be obedient ......"
"Make a fortune!"